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allisonlol · 5 months
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Ah, a Jouno simp...I've always been more of a Chuuya and Fyodor simp. Having said that Jouno is fast becoming a new contender. On that note..if you get time (uni is a real time eater) could we maybe get headcanons on ideal types of woman for Chuuya, Jouno & Fyodor please
a/n: chuuya and fyodor are on TOP too! jouno was love at first sight tho <33 but i would love to do this for u!! keep in mind y'all this is my OPINIONNNN so be nice or else. felt like i was writing kunikida's list of ideals LOL
warning: fem reader
(Chuuya, Jouno, Fyodor) And Their Ideal Woman
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Chuuya
i feel like he's...not really picky??
like as long as ur decently nice and somewhat confident he'd be down to get to know u
i feel like chuuya would definitely be drawn to someone who puts a lot of effort into their appearance tho. he does the same so it's not a double standard!!
^such as well-put together outfits and styling ur hair or makeup to match
this is random but i think he likes girls who wear glasses...it's fine if u don't but bonus points if u do!! especially the round frames
doesn't care about height much. but if ur taller than him don't tease him too much or he'll be insecure :(
personality wise, i think chuuya would like someone who is sweet and a little shy, but knows when to stick up for themselves? like not a pushover
someone who is soft-spoken would be a nice contrast to his hotheadedness and bring out his softer side <3
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Jouno
his type is me. next
all jokes but i think jouno would like someone who is very similar to him
^you would have to have a substantial amount of things in common to get close to him in the first place, since he doesn't waste his time on anyone
i'm thinking someone who is quick to aggravate, reserved, and sarcastic
there's a lot of playful banter instead of flirting
appearance doesn’t matter much since he can't exactly see you lol. but he would like to lightly trace over ur face and such to picture what you look like
due to his enhanced sense of smell he would love someone who smells good all the time...like regularly uses lotions and perfume but doesn't over-do it (too much would give him a headache)
^has an inclination towards sweet and warm scents, like vanilla. claims the florals are "too overpowering" (although he likes cherry blossom)
i also feel like jouno would like someone with longer hair. he likes running his hands through it or playing with it :)
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Fyodor
he likes anyone who will shut up and sit down to obey his order <3
i'm only partially joking here. he would need someone who will typically submit to him
^doesn't mind pushback once in awhile tho. likes the debates that come up if you question or disagree with him
fyodor would like someone who is very quiet, softspoken, and intelligent. the less friends you have, the better too!
^wants you all the himself lol. if you're very introverted, he won't have to worry about you getting close to anyone else as much (did someone say...possessive...)
does want someone who is close to his intellect but doesn't match it. he wants to be able to teach you things and feel superior
don’t bash me here BUT i think fyodor would like a woman who fits that “trad wife” stereotype. like just chills at home and does housework for him. he tends to neglect taking care of himself and his surroundings so he appreciates if you care for him in that way
i also believe fyodor would be drawn to someone who's style resembles his own. i have a very distinct image of a woman with dark hair, elegant clothing, dark makeup
another one who appreciates if you put a lot of time into your appearance
immense bonus points if you're also russian or can speak the language
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hrtsaeko · 8 months
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hi! Could I request what sweet gestures from s/o to hunting dogs, would make them kicking their foot happily?
the way i loved you
contents : sweet gestures and actions from s/o to hunting dogs that would make them happily kick their feet 🤭
pairings : jouno saigiku, tachihara michizou, tecchou suehiro x gn!reader (separately)
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jouno
- when you challenge him in something his heart actually skips bc he’s not used to people doubting his authority
- the fact that he’s really intimidating yet sometimes you stand so close to him makes him so soft for you
- hearing you laugh at his jokes melts him completely because no one else at the hunting dogs understands his humor (plus your laugh is very contagious)
- loves listening to you rambling about your interests bc not only does he love seeing you excited but also realize how comfortable you are when talking to him
- when you’re worried about him oh my god he goes unfunctional. he’s a bit careless about his missions so when you show real worry for him it really makes his heart go 🔃↔️↗️↪️🔄⤵️
tecchou
- if you actually try his weird food combos he’s gonna be so surprised and internally screaming (bonus points if you end up liking them)
- when you braid his longer hair strands (he doesn’t undo them during the whole day and always takes pics)
- he loves hugs from behind!!!!!!
- when you reach for his hand everywhere you two go, literally anywhere he loves your touch
- anytime you show him a pic you took and say “this reminded me of you” he feels like giggling like a high school girl i swear
- gets really happy when you send him vlogs of random stuff you do throughout the day
- HE’S A SUCKER FOR KISSES ON THE CHEEK, they’re so validating?? he’s obsessed
tachihara
- when you take the initiative to go out or do something new together he just loves when you boss him around
- when you wear any of his clothes around!!! he actually stuttered the first time it happened
- goes insane when you pet stray cats on the street bc you look so adorable he could explode
- loves when you take care of his injuries (both in the mafia and hunting dogs)
- whenever you give him reassurance !!!!!! he loves words of affirmation !!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
- when you lean too close into him just to smell his perfume or his hair and then lean away just to say “you smell good” with the most innocent looking smile as if you didn’t know DAMN well it gets him running laps
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a/n: god i hope you can’t tell who’s my favorite here😭😭 but anyways tecchou girlies unite LMAO
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ticklish-n-stuff · 4 months
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Oo Sis! Remember our talk about Jouno! We need Jouno headcannons
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Jouno tk hcs:
The meanest ler out there. Don’t let that innocent-looking face fool you, he can and will destroy you
He can easily tell where someone is ticklish by ghosting his fingers over their tickle spots and learning their reactions. Even the most subtle of changes doesn’t get away from him
He loves to subtly brush or poke at your spots and then play dumb when you question him about it
Although, he’s more than willing to pin you down whenever he feels like it and go to town
And can we talk ab his special ability?? He’s an actual pro at sneak attacks. No matter how much you try to protect yourself, his particles will slither against your spots. And you can’t stop him no matter what. Making his lee all helpless is his specialty hehe~
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diagonal-queen · 21 days
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Omg you're backkkk<3 I hope uni's going well for you!
Maybe the Hunting Dogs with a s/o who's kind of mean/petty?
Hunting Dogs with a mean S/O
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♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura (platonic), Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: How are the Hunting Dogs with a mean and petty S/O?
♡ cw: Swearing, u r a BULLY >:((, dw it's pretty chill though, non-graphic NSFW with Jouno, teensy bit of NSFW with Tachihara, mentions of violence, crime and torture
note: ahhh hello yes i'm back! uni's pretty great actually. i love being able to tell people i go to law school lmao, it makes me feel smarter than i am. uhh but i've been swamped and a bit busy, and i'm going back home for a week so i might not be super active over the next couple weeks, i'm so sorry my babies </3 but i'll still be lurking in case you wanna chat! as always, apologies for errors and i hope you enjoy x
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Fukuchi:
Mf you think he cares?? He hired Jouno and Tachihara because they committed crimes, and he's more than happy to keep Teruko around. Bro doesn't give a FUCK that you're mean
If you're dating Fukuchi you clearly do give a shit about the welfare of society and world peace, so your individual quirks are just that. Quirks
He will fully let you just be a dickhead sometimes, because...like, why not?
I feel like Fukuchi is obviously often a very intimidating individual who strikes fear and commands respect from everyone else. But you? You just walk all over him
In some ways for him it's probably kind of refreshing to have someone around him who doesn't idolise him at all, or look up to him as a superior. It gets exhausting, for sure. Sometimes he just wants to be humbled and that's so okay Fukuchi, you deserve it actually /mean-spirited and condescending
Don't get me wrong it's not like you're an abusive partner! You're still obviously nice to your partner and you love him, but you definitely don't go out of your way to sugarcoat things or try to avoid any necessary confrontations
And Fukuchi genuinely really respects that about you. He's pretty similar like that, though still definitely goofier than you
I mean he won't want you sitting around with an RBF when he's at formal events and whatnot, because that really wouldn't have the best impression, but he's usually very gung ho about letting you be yourself
You're lucky he loves you man...lmao
Jouno:
He loves it. Full stop.
You two are just sadist central over here. Like he'll be torturing a suspect and you're just watching. Bored. Not a care in the world
(Jouno, I don't think you're legally allowed to invite your partner to watch you do your job- much less one like this, but...eh...)
You two are always just talking shit about people to each other, and like when you're out in public on dates you're just whispering to each other and judging people T-T
Lowkey kinda gets turned on when you guys argue. He thinks it's hot when you get heated and angry. Usually it ends in rough "passionate hugging", and the pillowtalk is when you both actually resolve the issue (dumbasses)
He might even purposefully rile you up sometimes because mf is just THAT much of a horny degenerate. You guys can call him classy and gentlemanly all you want, but we all know he's secretly deranged
Like an angry, horny goblin with a knife...someone stop him
Tbh you should probably bully him a little bit every now and then. I think he needs to be taken down a peg sometimes
Hey, he's more likely to listen to you than Tecchou, isn't he? Besides, it's nothing genuinely malicious. Just couple's banter
Oh, you guys are fucking LEGENDS at the couple's banter. Though you never do it in public, because a lot of the times the things you both tell each other as jokes can come off as really cruel jabs
Nah your senses of humour are just not family-friendly (violent and malicious)
You guys have very strange ways of showing your love and affection. But, hey, it works for you and that's what's important :)
Tecchou:
Ah yes, arguably the least meanie of all of the Hunting Dogs. Yeah uh he doesn't really like you at first
Tecchou doesn't understand being mean just for the sake of it. I mean like, for Teruko, she uses it in her career, and Jouno is sadistic and weird and also uses it in his career. You're just petty because you can be
But the more time you spend together the more he realises that you're really not that bad- you're really just more of the loveable asshole type
An acquired taste, yes, but this is Tecchou we're talking about! That's his thing!
He learns to appreciate the things about you that many others would probably consider flaws. He influences you for the better definitely...
...BUT you also kinda make him worse
He will adopt your 'deal with it bitch' attitude sometimes, but it doesn't hinder his relationships or work so it's fiiiiine
(Jouno isn't a huge fan of it though...but at the same time he kind of respects you)
Tecchou probably won't admit it but he really likes to listen to you rant and bitch about people you don't like. He just likes to listen to you be angry about trivial things, he finds it equal parts endearing and entertaining
If you're mean to someone who deserves it? Well I mean...who is he to stop you?
At the end of the day you're definitely emotionally self-sufficient, so that's one less part of you for him to fret over. All's well that ends well or some shit idk
Teruko (platonic):
You guys are literally the best of friends
She's the loud fiery kind of mean and you are the 'I will straight up meticulously ruin your life' kind of mean
You on some r/nuclearrevenge type shit and she fucking loves that for you
Like she's fully willing to plot and scheme with you and do whatever mean shit you suggest. You two are menaces and she should absolutely not be a military soldier
Teruko WILL smite your enemies. And by smite your enemies I mean she will actively do what she can to ruin the lives of people you don't like, with absolutely no remorse (pretty sure she actually commits crimes to do this)
She LIVES for your cruel one-liners and clever insults. Every time she hears one she absolutely hollers
Teruko enjoys it when you're mean to the other Hunting Dogs (except Fukuchi). They can handle a couple bitchy words so it's not a huge deal, but she's just extra amused by it
For the record you're not *mean* mean, you're just...humbling them (which let's be real they could use from time to time (Jouno, again, looking at you))
Nobody is surprised by your guys' friendship really
You're a dangerous pair. Please stop
Teruko kinda likes that you hold grudges so frequently because she'll never tire of hearing you shittalk the same exact people and events over and over again
She'll shittalk them too
Dia doesn't approve of this friendship
Tachihara:
You guys know that scene in B99 where Jake says that he can't decide if he's scared of Amy or turned on by her and then decides that he's both? Yea, that's Tachihara with you
He is a good person at heart, and outside of his mafia gangster persona he's really not that mean, and as such he does not encourage mean behaviour. But like, when you do it? Mm...
Bro is WHIPPED
Lowkey he probably gets some of his mafia persona ideas from you 💀
His mafia coworkers have no questions about how you two get along, and they generally like you. The other Hunting Dogs have a few more questions
Tachihara isn't some shy, quiet introvert, but he is generally pretty chill and a nice person. They like to playfully tease him about how different the two of you are (though if it gets too far he knows he can count on you to rip them a new one with no issue)
Dw they still like you though! Especially Teruko
He has absolutely no problems with you for being cold and blunt. It's nothing he himself can't handle, and in some ways it actually makes talking to you easier
Again, I'll stress that you're not mean to him, you're just not the most lovey-dovey person out there. But you DO put effort in and that's what Tachihara cares about, even if it isn't in a stereotypical way
If anything else, you're certainly loyal!
Tachihara loves you for all of your different eccentricities, and he's also kinda turned on by them. Win-win? Win-win.
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shall-we-die · 9 months
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↬|Atsushi|
• Oh he's so dramatic... (Even though he hugs you all night and rubs his head against you, or he might purrs like a big cat.)
• Because of the rules of the orphanage, he has a habit of waking up early in the morning, but the first thing he does when he sees you next to him is to blush and cover his mouth with his hands so that you don't hear him gasp.
• Then he puts his hand on his heart, because he feels that it beats very strongly and you might wake up from its sound!
• He stays in the same position for a long time and cannot even move.
• After he calms down, he finally finds the courage to sit up.
• He's still staring at you though, hoping you don't wake up.
• After shyly walking away from you, he quietly goes to the bathroom and then waters his favorite flowers.
• He tries to prepare breakfast and waits for a while for you to wake up and eat together.
• If you're still asleep, he'll probably have a hard time letting himself get close to you again.
• Then he tries to call you very shyly.
• He whispers your name very softly and after a while he touches your cheek with his finger.
• He greets you softly after you wake up.
• Of course, after you kiss his cheek, and say good morning to him, his heart starts beating fast again...
• One of his favorite things to do in the morning is to talk to you.
• He likes to ask you about what you dreamed and tell you that he slept very well because you were with him.
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↬|Akutagawa|
• Most likely, he only slept for a few hours last night and had constant nightmares.
• He's also an early riser... 'cause he can't sleep anyway...
• He barely opens his eyes, even though he still can't see clearly or think straight, sure enough the first thing he does is put his finger under your nose to make sure you're breathing.
• After his anxiety subsides, he takes a deep breath and tries to blink to see more clearly.
• He also covers his mouth with his hand to control his coughing and not wake you up suddenly.
• He may stare at the ceiling for a long time. After that, he looks at you.
• He doesn't want you to be bothered by his cold hands, so he just caresses your face very gently with his finger. He gently brushes your hair away from your face.
• He doesn't like much physical contact, so the fact that he's lying next to you on a same bed is a huge achievement for you to show off and be proud of...
• In the past, he would just lie in bed and wait for the sun to fully rise and the alarm clock to ring, so that he could wake up and go about his missions. But now... instead of just staring at the ceiling or reluctantly eating, he can look at you.
• Of course, before the alarm clock rings, he gets out of bed and goes to the kitchen to prepare your favorite tea or coffee. That's why you never see his sleeping face.
• Like I said, he doesn't like much physical contact, but if you hug him from behind and kiss his cheek and say good morning, he'll appreciate it.
• However, he complains to you and asks you to wash your hands and face and brush your teeth as soon as possible.
• Is your hair long? So combing and styling your hair is his new responsibility. He might be a little harsh, but boys who have younger sisters definitely know how to braid hair. so... just trust him and be patient and don't scream... please.
• He might also nag about how much shedding your long hair is. Of course, he won't be upset at all if he notices a strand of your hair on his coat during a dangerous mission, for sure he won't even remove it from his coat.
• Well, living with the hound of mafia is a bit tough, you can't expect him to take you to work or school/university.
• Sometimes you have to live without him for a week, and sometimes he has to leave the house very early in the morning before you wake up.
• Most of the time, though, you leave the house early, while he nags behind you and insists that you to be careful, don't forget anything, and be sure to call him after you reach your destination.
• and Weekends? Well, Rashomon throws you out of bed by pulling the blanket, then the hard day of cleaning begins, which begins with a double bath...
• (You're not supposed to do anything but wash yourself in the bathroom, yeah... In fact, you are there by his side so that his thoughts are at ease when he closes his eyes and washes his hair.)
• Then you can decide what movie to watch, or invite Gin to go to the amusement park together.
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↬|Dazai|
• There are several different ways for starting your morning with Dazai.
• One way is when he's mumbling and flirting with you in his sleep. He hugs you tightly and doesn't let you get out of bed.
• In the end, it makes you arrive late to work for the thousandth time in a week.
• The second way is that he wakes up earlier than you because of a nightmare, although he tries not to wake you up at all.
• He stares at you and strokes your hair.
• Of course, after making sure you've rested enough, he'll start teasing you.
• He tickles you and asks you to wake up because he is 'hungry' and wants you to make him breakfast.
• Finally, you have to throw the pillow in his face to shut him up.
• And the third way is that you wake up with his screams, you run around the house sleepily to find the source of the screams and finally...
• You find him getting himself into trouble again with a failed suicide attempt.
• Anyway, you wake up and have a long and busy day ahead of you.
• First you have to make breakfast for him so that he stops talking continuously.
• He may act like a child, but he really loves watching you. While you are wearing his shirt without pants and with a messy hair, you prepare breakfast for him.
• He likes to hug you from behind and rest his chin on your head.
• After breakfast, he will most likely asks to have a romantic double suicide with you, but when you reject him, he will lie back on the bed with a sad face and wait for you to take a shower...
• And most likely he will fall asleep again and you will have to try for a long time to wake him up.
• In any case, you will be late for work and hearing Kunikida's reminders will become a routine for you.
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↬|Chuuya|
• One of the usual routines is that he's been drunk all night and now in the morning he won't even wake up to the ear-splitting sound of the alarm, so you wake up the sleeping beauty with a kiss.
• What an honor you have received, he's drowned in his dreams and you can do whatever you like to him.
• However, when you're busy watching his face, he suddenly hugs you and you roll on the bed.
• And a long time for your cuddling-routine in the morning, enjoying each other's warmth and company for awhile before you jump into the day.
• after your cuddle time, you'll get out of bed for a shower and he would stay there...in bed...thinking about you untilI he falls back a sleep. When you come back, he's still laying in bed, so you jump on top of him to wake him up again...
• After you cuddle and kiss each other passionately (again), you talk a bit, have deep conversation about each other's days and what are the plan for today.
• To be honest, it's the greatest gift in the world for him. Having you by his side... Like you're the one and only person in this word he can trust with his heart, you make everything feel right for him.
• Let this wonderful man cook for you. Maybe at this moment, the eggs in the frying pan and Chuuya, who is standing shirtless and wearing an apron in front of the stove, are competing to be the hottest meal in the kitchen. (He's surely the winner)
• This man was born to be a great husband. I mean... a great husband will hug you and carry you to your desired destination as he walks through the roofs of buildings... right?
• Of course, you're not always the first to wake up. Sometimes he can also be an early riser.
• However, he can't be as romantic as usual.
• This time you'll see a little boy who plays with your hair, tickles you and repeatedly makes you sneeze by waving his hair in front of your nose. You may even feel a fly on your face in a dream and slap yourself.
• I must add that he is filming you with his camera. And those films are never going to be deleted.
• Sometimes when he goes on a mission and can't be with you at night, you should expect to find yourself overwhelmed by your favorite bouquets in the morning.
• While he's standing in front of your bed and looking at you with a big grin. (You miss me, don't you?)... you can read that in his eyes.
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↬|Tetchou|
• He's the type who wakes up early in the morning and wakes you up by force. I must say that if you're a sleep-lover (like me), waking up next to him will be the worst part of your life together.
• Although it's not like he treats you strictly, you are his lover, not a soldier...
• So he just grabs your shoulder and leads you to the bathroom. Without saying anything, he combs your hair and splashes cold water on your face.
• If you still resist waking up, he doesn't say anything, while your eyes are closed and you barely stand on your feet, he holds your chin with one hand and brushes your teeth with the other...
• I must say, this will be your daily routine! You can't escape this!... sorry
• Then you have to look at the strange foods he eats for breakfast.
• And you even go for a daily walk together, and if he feels that you are not physically active enough, you should also attend his *special* classes.
• Don't worry, he's trying to be nice to you.
• It's not that he wants to hurt you, he just wants you to be at your best.
• Surely he enjoys seeing you every moment, even though he doesn't talk much.
• He loves your sleepy face while you wait for him to brush your teeth. And even when you try to do difficult sport movements.
• But some days... for example, weekends... he also likes to stay in bed more. He will be surprised by this new habit... Anyway, it's not like you only have to be an influential person, he will also make changes in his life because of you...
• He is always the first one to wake up, and hugs you tightly. One of his favorite things is to hug you from behind and kiss the back of your neck while brushing your hair away.
• Another routine of yours is to spend several hours doing his hair. Surely this is his favorite time. When you put your hand in his hair...
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↬|Jouno|
• Well, he probably spent the whole night listening to your breathing and heartbeat. And he wakes up at 4 in the morning and starts his training.
• Unlike Tetchou, he doesn't want to wake you up (by force) at all.
• Instead, he does his own things... He will to take a shower and prepare breakfast by making the least noise.
• He'll wait for you to wake up, but don't think you're allowed to sleep until the noon...
• He may not talk to you much about the details of his work, but in general he likes to spend his morning talking with you.
• As you rub your sleepy eyes and sit behind the breakfast table, nagging about having to go to a class you don't like today; He just slowly pours you tea and shakes his head.
• Then he sits behind the table and asks you to read the newspaper for him, or turn on the TV and listen to the latest news.
• Usually the mornings are very calm with him, because he's not a noisy person and he doesn't like to spend his morning listening to a lot of noises.
• (He listens enough at night to all kinds of sounds you make.)
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↬|Fyodor|
• God never sleeps.
• So sorry for you, it's impossible to see his sleeping face.
• However, the main reason for all his strange behavior is because he doesn't care much about his health.
• You sleep in bed alone and wake up alone most of the time.
• You have to work on his habits for some time to improve them.
• For example, force him to eat or sleep on time and rest.
• After a while, he will slowly crawl into bed next to you in the middle of the night and in the morning you will find him next to you.
• He has a cold body, so in the morning when he hugs you, you wake up because of the cold.
• And of course he is awake and staring directly into your eyes.
• It's not that he's cold and serious all the time, he's definitely trying to be a little nicer to you. So you can expect a kind kiss on your forehead.
• He'll hug you tightly and not want to get out of bed. He likes the warmth of your body.
• He certainly can't eat a lot of food, so the best thing is to prepare this simple breakfast for him with a glass of hot coffee and some cookies and enjoy it together.
• I also don't think he enjoys morning baths. His body is still cold and tired and he doesn't want to take off his clothes.
• Maybe he will even ask you to forget about your work and sit on his lap and hug him for a long time.
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↬|Nikolai|
• I really can't imagine him lying on the bed let alone sleeping...
• Anyway, he is one of the characters that you are never going to see his face in sleep.
• He likes watching the sunrise. And you know what he likes more than that? staring at your face...
• One of his daily goals is to be the first thing you see when you wake up.
• He looks at you with a very, very big smile and prepares to say good morning to you and tell you how beautiful you are even with that messy hair.
• He likes a lot of physical contact, so you have to force him out of the bathroom to get some privacy.
• Breakfast?... Well, one thought I don't like is that he finds something to eat from his coat.
• So if you don't like this idea either, you have to start cooking something for yourself.
• I feel like if he goes to the kitchen, you will go to the hospital.
• I'm not sure, but I feel like he hasn't brush his hair in a long time, so combing his hair is a good idea. He may try to change the subject at first, but you can easily satisfy him to sit and let you brush his hair.
• Once he feels your fingers in his hair, you become his personal hairdresser and you have to comb and braid his hair every morning.
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• He usually likes to be the small spoon. While he rubs his head on your neck and chest and expects you to caress his head.
• Surely, when you open your eyes, the first thing you see is his smile, even if he is sleepy, he has a smile on his face.
• He's very fond of physical contact and unlike our shy tiger boy, he's an honest cat who's very serious about what he wants from you.
• For example, he wants you to hug him tighter and kiss his face or stay longer in bed together.
• You eventually have to get out of bed though, because he shouldn't be late running his beloved casino. So while you tidy up and brush your teeth, he tries to prepare a breakfast.
• Maybe he didn't care about his own food before, but now he has to worry about meals because of you.
• While eating breakfast, he explains the list of things that you have to do and asks you for your opinion about the things that he likes to do.
• He will certainly spend some of his time to choosing your clothes; This is one of his favorite things to do for you.
• And until you go about your business, he keeps coming towards you and asking you to kiss him.
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nejiverse · 11 months
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I know that this could be kinda imposible, being in the bsd universe, but imagine s/o has parents, can i request hunting dogs meeting their inlaws?
MEETING THE INLAWS
Jouno, Tachihara, Tecchou
I thoroughly enjoyed writing this lol. Fem! Reader
cw: just the boys embarrassing you (both intentionally and unintentionally)
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When you told Jouno your parents would like to meet him, he had no objections at all
You had to make him pinky promise that he wouldn’t do anything to embarrass you because he had a really bad habit of doing that, he enjoys seeing you all flustered and embarrassed
He greets your parents normally with a handshake and a warm smile which makes you hopeful that everything would go smoothly
Spoiler it doesn’t
He’s comfortably sitting on the couch next to your mother as he rambles on about every single embarrassing thing you’ve done
Your mother on the other hand is doing the same thing except only telling stories of when you were younger
It’s as if both of them had a vendetta against your or something
“Mom please stop..”, you drawled out the last word of your sentence as you attempted to drag Jouno off the couch and out the door.
You two had stayed long enough and you were tired.
“Actually that reminds me of another time Y/n wasn’t looking where she was going”, Jouno remarked.
You knew what he was gonna say cause he always brought it up 25/8
You glared at him. “Don’t you dare!”.
“It was on a cold Winter’s day that—”, you placed your hands over his mouth, telling him to shush.
Your mother only laughed.
She didn’t need to know that when you two were walking idly one day that you were on your phone and weren’t looking in front of you which ended up with you bumping your head against a sign pole and a big bump on your forehead which Jouno laughed hysterically at every morning he saw it.
He did try to warn you but you were too immersed in your phone.
Your mother didn’t need to know that though.
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Tachihara is seen as a quite confident person but upon mentioning your parents wanting to meet him, he’s a nervous wreck at first but eventually he’ll calm down
He just wants to live up to the expectations your parents had for him cause if they didn’t approve of him, he wouldn’t know what to do with himself
His words are endearing
He promises them that he’ll take good care of you and that he’ll never make you cry
He’s very tense until you place a reassuring hand on his
“I would do absolutely anything for your daughter!”
If for some reason your parents didn’t approve of him best believe he’d get on his hands and knees and literally plead
“You’ll be fine, they don’t bite”, you patted Tachihara on the shoulder.
“I dunno. I’d say they would if worse comes to worst”, he began wringing his hands.
When you noticed this, you took on of his hands in between your own and placed a kiss on his knuckles, resulting in a light shade of pink coating the apples of his cheek.
“You haven’t even met them yet, how would you know?? Just calm down alright?”.
As expected, your actions and words were able to calm him down.
Tachihara was polite throughout and had his way with words. So much so that your parents immediately took a liking to him.
“See? All your worrying was for nothing!”.
He was smiling like an idiot all the way home.
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Tecchou is very formal about it
Like boy’s on his knees and everything
He ends up saying a lot of things that embarrass you but he doesn’t do it intentionally, he trying alright!
He firmly believes that all his respect should go to your parents since they were the ones who created you (his words not mine)
Tecchou immediately sat on his two knees and bowed his head.
Your parents blinked at you but you only avoided their confused gazes and put a hand over your face. You knew you should’ve warned him before leaving home..
“Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. L/n”.
Your parents were reluctant to as but “For..what?”.
Techhou raised his head and placed a hand on his chest. “For creating such an amazing woman like Y/n. I’m forever grateful”.
That was your queue to butt-in cause if you didn’t, who knows what words would come out of his mouth next.
“Woah would you look at the time! We have to go”, you chuckled haphazardly, pulling Tecchou behind you.
“Go where Y/n? It’s eight pm—”.
“Shh!”.
Despite the fact Tecchou was a bit over the top sometimes, you still found it a bit endearing.
Masterlist :)
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niclepto · 9 months
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Random doodz look at jouno and his silly flip phone
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spacexseven · 1 year
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to let a good deed go unpunished
NOTE: for the anime-only's, there may be a few spoilers about tecchou below, so please keep that in mind. i and Hopefully this isn't too ooc lol :< still waiting for more tecchou content ^^ i'm spelling his name as tecchou here, instead of tetchō :>
REQUEST: general y! tecchou headcanons from @shumidehiro
CW: yandere character, manipulation, unhealthy relationships, obsession, jealousy, stalking
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- an encounter with tecchou is an opportunity that is hard to come by outside of his work, since he's more devoted to his duty of upholding justice more than anything
- that's not to say it's impossible. besides, as long as he recognizes you share the same values as him, you'd easily make an impression on him, even if you didn't plan to do so
- due to tecchou's nature, he easily focuses on things that pique his curiosity or admiration. he can spend hours watching you display your sense of justice or leadership (much like the ants he watched without moving)
- while tecchou can be either a platonic or romantic yandere, his overall intentions are the same. he wants to protect you from the cruel, imbalanced world he's used to. he knows your beliefs can change in a moment once you realize the true nature of people, and doesn't want that to happen
- tecchou doesn't like lying to you or deceiving you. he's an honest person by nature and hates using force or mind games to get you to do something. since he believes sincere discussion is the best way to ease tensions, arguments with tecchou never get out of hand - most of the time he's not able to pick up on what you're feeling, nor does he stop to consider how you're affected as a consequence of his actions. in fact, he's surprised to know that you actually feel more paranoid than safe because of his constant surveillance - because unfortunately, as you'll quickly realize, tecchou genuinely believes his actions are helping you. you may be upset at his rigid rules but he only wants to protect you - he thinks you don't understand that his actions come from a place of good intentions, so while he's ready to hear out your concerns, it's impossible to get him to change his ways when they're so rooted in his personal values, and so he'll keep justifying his own actions to you. - tecchou feels responsible for protecting you from the evil intent of anyone else. due to this, he indirectly restricts your social circle so that all your friends are all either in the hunting dogs or involved with them in some way
- tecchou doesn't ever toy with you or harm you. however, that's not to say he won't hurt others...
- he revels in his ability to make any potential target tremble in fear from just his glare. and even if they don't back down from that, he has an array of methods to silence anyone who dares come in his way
- while tecchou doesn't consider himself violent, he's willing to dirty his hands to protect you. but at first, he doesn't actually consider hiding it from you
- it's likely a hunting dog member (jouno) would be the one to advise him about keeping it a secret. jouno's the one who explains to him that even if he was protecting you from who he deemed as 'evildoers', you'd probably not appreciate the sentiment
- in fact, you'd likely be horrified at the thought that tecchou would be so cruel as to harm someone who only wanted to talk to you. you could only justify tecchou's actions if you believed he was only truly apprehending criminals, which is ultimately why he makes sure you never catch him hurting someone else
- he doesn't want you to lose your trust in him, which is why kidnapping and imprisonment are also not in tecchou's plans; not unless he absolutely has no other choice. he fights off the evil from your shadow, and ensures that you are none the wiser
(softer hcs below that i felt didnt match with the rest)
- tecchou's not used to physical affection, but will quickly adapt to your preference. since he's physically a lot stronger than a regular person due to his modifications, it'll take him a while to figure out if he's holding you too tight or if he's hurting you
- he'll be happy if you want to join him while he's working out. whether you want to help out, watch or try working out alongside him, he'll appreciate the company
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kalcium-yippee · 3 months
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BSD emoji headcanons
This is inspired by my last post. The 5 last used emojis by bsd characters.
Atsushi: 😃😧🤣😸💗
Akutagawa: 🤬‼️🦶🏻👀🫁
Dazai: 💀🤡🙏🧑‍🦰🗣
Chuuya: 🤬🥱💀🖕🥊
Kunikida: 😡📒🖊💥👍
Ranpo: 🍩🍰🍫🦝🥰
Poe: 🦝🤔🤓🍩📘
Nikolai: 🥳💔🤞☠️🤡
Fyodor: 👍💣✌️🤡🇷🇺
Sigma: 🫥💜👍👎🛝
Jouno: 🚶‍♂️💩👽🐽👩🏻‍🦰
Tecchou: 🍙🍥😐🙄🚷
Before you question me trust I am Asagiri's overgrown left pinky toenail
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jounosparticles · 8 months
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one of my little suegiku headcanons is that tetchou likes reading to jouno and that on nights they’re free he will read to jouno until he falls asleep
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allisonlol · 2 years
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Can I request a Fyodor Headcanon of his s/o and him being caught in the rain? he’s so flawless I couldn’t see him caught in the rain lol. Please take care <3
a/n: this is adorable yes yes yes. added some of my other favs just cuz!
warnings: none!
(Fyodor, Ranpo, Jouno) Getting Caught in the Rain With Their S/O
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Fyodor
i agree that he's almost too perfect to imagine in this situation BUT
the two of you had been out for a date, and it was on the walk home that the sky had turned cloudy and grey
rain hadn't been in the forecast so neither of you were really prepared when it started pouring
you hear fyodor curse under his breath while he quickly takes off his coat and throws it over your shoulders <3
i feel like he really hates the rain. specifically, the getting wet part cuz we know his anemic ass is gonna be freezing
does that thing where he pulls you close to shield you more from the rain
^benefits of having a bf who is tall asf i guess!
y'all just huddle together and try to speed walk towards the nearest place for shelter
y'know those pictures of cats where they get wet and look all pathetic and pissed off? yea that's what he ends up looking like
you've been too busy laughing at that and he's just shooting you the nastiest glares while literally trying to squeeze the water out of his clothes bye
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Ranpo
so this time, y'all KNEW it was going to rain but had still tried to plan your day around it
unfortunately, you severely misjudged the timing and ended up getting LOST in the city when it started storming
remember that scene of the gif i inserted??
you would think he'd be prepared like that again but nah, no umbrella this time
instead, ranpo give you his little cape (?) thing but it gets all soggy and deadass weighs you down so you throw it back at him PLS
wrings it dry-ish and holds it over both of you as a makeshift umbrella
and then y'all take off and start BOLTING down the sidewalk in search of a directory or something to tell you how to get back home
(think of that meme with the two people in the jacket running in the rain and just screaming AAAAAA)
needless to say you guys are still lost and end up calling kunikida with ur literal waterlogged phone
bro has to drive around until he finds y'all and to top it off you guys get water all inside his car??
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Jouno
oh lord. you guys already know how this is gonna go down
so. you and jouno like to go for walks in the city, right? y'know holding hands n all that cute shit that he pretends to hate
today the forecast was supposed to be good, but jouno wouldn't shut up about how he "can sense rain coming"
you're just like "ok sweetie, whatever you say" LMAO
but he was actually right and like 30 minutes later it downpours
jouno hates the rain (cuz it messes up his hair or some shit) so he's immediately gonna start bitching
starts walking super fast and dragging you after him
you're all like "oh i WISH i'd brought a coat so i wouldn't get all wet" in a subtle attempt to get him to give you his but
mf just goes "no shit, you really should've" petty ass
LOL dw he does end up giving it to you but claims it's cuz it "got so drenched it's not even worth wearing" yea mhm ok
you guys wind up sheltered in some random shop and jouno terrorizes the owners to let y'all stay past closing till the rain has stopped
usually you'd be like "bro stop" but you let it slide this time since he looks so cute. like when you give a kitten a bath and it's all soggy and miserable <3
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hrtsaeko · 8 months
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CAN YOU MAKE JOUNO BOYFRIEND HCS, BUT DON'T PRESSURE YOURSELF PLEASE (:<
HELLOOOO OFC >:)
jouno bf hcs❗️
contents : jouno fluff 🤭
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- okay first of all we know this man is an actual menace to society 😭 but he’s (RELATIVELY) sweet when it comes to you !!
- dating him is sometimes difficult but in the end it’s totally worth it
- he definitely threatens you jokingly whenever you annoy him (like “you know i could end your life here right now right🤨⁉️”)
- always asks you to re-dye the tips of his hair and this one tine you wanted to mess with him and you dyed them blue
- he is a great cook!!!!!!! you can’t tell me otherwise!!!!!!
- he’ll bully you at times (affectionately)
- enjoys getting close to you or lean over you just to hear how your heart rate quickens
- always cooks your favorite dishes or desserts when you’re having a bad day
- can always tell when you’re in an uncomfortable situation because of your heartbeats and is quick to help you out of it
- he catched you snoring one night and he took it VERY personally😭
- a lot of mindless touches !!! whenever you’re around him he’ll just hold your hand or rest his hand on your thigh just, he’ll do anything just to feel your touch
- he always makes sure you’re taking care of yourself: drinking water, eating throughout the day, sleeping enough hours and all that
- he does have a lot of anger issues but he never takes it out on you, and if it ever happens it’s completely accidental
- a lot of jealousy issues……….but it’s okay because it’s jouno
- his love language is literally 50% acts of service 50% quality time you cannot change my mind !!
- teases you all the time ALL THE TIME
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tachimichishrine · 3 months
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"high school"
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doa + hunting dogs {high school AU! hcs}
warnings: none!! just keep in mind this isn't an xreader!!
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decay of angels
nikolai is, without question, the class clown, and head of the drama club
the teachers HATE him
he asks waaaaaay too many questions, and all the time, too
and they're so random???
they'll be in the middle of a test and he'll ask the teacher "how's your marriage doing right now? how's your partner, are they doing well?"
lowkey gets kicked out of the class daily
now spends most of his time playing cards with the secretary in the office
bram sometimes gets sent there as well, just because he's in the mood to take a nap
however, he doesn't really say that, he'll make up some kind of excuse like "oh it's my medical condition, I have limited energy" because he's paraplegic, even if it's bs
he's also that one edgy kid who sits in the back of the class discussing the end of the world
he??speak??so??oddly??
"death cometh for thou," like dude okay no need to talk like that???
the only person who actually understands what he says is fyodor, the reigning chess champ in the school
he's also very tired all the time, but he doesn't sleep, he'll just answer a few questions here and there if he's forced to, just to shut up the teacher
does the absolute bare minimum effort to pass class because he thinks it's all useless
"you have great potential, and I'm sure you understand all the material, fyodor, so with just a bit of effort-"
"thank you for the advice."
gets up and leaves 💀
fukuchi is the gym teacher that yells all the time and tells students to do pushups just because he feels like their face is mocking him
everyone either loves his class or dreads it
nikolai is fine, he's not all that athletic but he can run pretty decently and, worst case scenario, he just needs to bug the teacher and get sent to the office again to complete his game of poker with the secretary
fyodor hates gym class
with a burning passion
I CAN'T EVEN ENVISION HIS STICK-LEGS RUNNING PROPERLY SKJGKSJFG
hides under any large object and waits it out
bram is in a wheelchair so he just smugly looks at coach like "haha sucker!", only to be given dumbbells and told to do upper body workouts
now, fyodor and bram are hide-from-gym-class buddies
sigma is in preschool
yk since he's like 3 years old-
CHUBBY CHEEKS
he's so precious unlike all the other toddlers, but he does cry a lot
A LOT
LIKE WAY TOO MUCH
"sigma, you have to share your blocks with our friends, okay?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
the caretakers still love him tho
BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA BABY SIGMA
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jouno and tecchou are the upperclassmen, which is surprising given how many braincells they share between them
jouno is hands down the pretty popular jock on campus and all the girls FALL TO THEIR KNEES
he does get in trouble every once in a while for bullying people or threatening them, but he has practically seduced the principal at this point, so it's no biggie
tecchou is that one kid who raises their hand in class and gets everything wrong
he's great in gym class, though, seeing as he likes to work out in his spare time
some girls try to approach him while he's doing his own thing and staring at the ground but he's like "wait."
"...wait? for what?"
"the ants"
"...the ants???"
"you were about to step on them."
girls have now stopped trying to approach him
tachihara is the Bad Boy™ with Family Issues™ and Inferiority Complex™
he gets in trouble A LOT
unlike Nikolai, it isn't for harmless questions or disturbing the class, it's for beating up someone else and egging someone's locker and placing a pin on the teacher's chair and-
needless to say, the teachers hate him with a burning passion
he's taking teruko as his apprentice in chaos, given she'd be around two year younger than him
she doesn't get in trouble bc (assuming this is a different school and everything) the gym coach fukuchi defends her in front of the school staff ALL THE TIME since she's his favorite student
she's surprisingly good at most subjects, except...
m a t h 
she screams and throws a full-on tantrum by tossing her math book outside the window then setting it on fire because this girl CANNOT survive variables and constants and graphs and parabolas
fly high, math notebook 😞✊🕊
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diagonal-queen · 7 months
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hii! can i request hunting dogs with clumsy s/o?
Hunting Dogs with a clumsy S/O
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♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura, Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: What are the Hunting Dogs like with an S/O who's clumsy?
♡ cw: Swearing, mentions of getting hurt/bumping into things/getting accidental cuts, mention of alcohol
note: It's been a while since I actually posted some proper writing. I genuinely do apologise you guys- there's not really any good excuse for me taking as long as I have. Long work hours and bad home life combined have me absolutely fuckin spent, but I know that's also the case for other writers who still manage to produce work on at least a semi-regular basis. I just wanna try and get on top of some of my reqs that've been gathering dust in my drafts lmao. Thank you guys for your support and I love you all <3 apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x
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Fukuchi:
I'm gonna be so real with you right now bro literally doesn't care
Like he gives absolutely no fucks that you're clumsy. Fuck you could trip into one of his many barrels of alcohol and fully destroy it and he just wouldn't even be mad
He'd just help you up and be like 'ah you're so cute when you trip over and faceplant and destroy my stuff <33' (probably not that far from verbatim to be honest)
I genuinely don't know what else to tell you other than 'he doesn't care', because he doesn't. Any mess you make, he'll have it cleaned up. Any precious item you break, he'll just replace it.
His only real concern is you somehow hurting yourself, but even then he's not really that worried because he'll find some insanely talented doctor to fix you right up. It wouldn't be an inconvenience for him at all
(Fukuchi IS a sugar daddy and nobody except me has ever acknowledged it and it's lowkey bothering me like c'mon be so for fucking real guys)
All this being said, he probably wouldn't let you carry something extremely valuable like amenogozen (not like he would let you carry it anyway, but your clumsiness does contribute to his overprotectiveness of that stupid dumbass sword)
As always, he will get pissed if anyone else gives you a hard time for your clumsiness
Your whole dynamic is basically just Ozzie and Fizz lowkey
He really just lets you do your thing honestly, he doesn't care whether it's imperfect or whatever. If you're clumsy, then clumsiness is automatically cute tf
Jouno:
Jouno's like the total opposite of clumsy, literally every particle of his being is perfectly coordinated at all times
So he might be upset at first to learn that your motor skills aren't as up to scratch as his are.
You need to remind him that hey, how does he expect a regular ass person to measure up to a genetically modified super soldier? (which is a totally fair argument that even he doesn't rebut)
And after some consideration he's like 'okay fair' and tries to get used to your clumsiness. Keyword being 'tries'; he's not always perfect at tolerating it, but he's doing his best and that's what counts
If you're the kind of person who curses when you stub your toe (or god forbid that thing where you bump your hipbone on the corner of the table for some reason), he's totally cool with that. He's fully okay with swearing
He just doesn't really like when you randomly yell or cry out in pain really loudly/right near him because of the auditory overload
If you cry he will take the time to calm you down and kiss whatever part of your body you hurt better (pretends to hate it but absolutely doesn't)
Uses your clumsiness as an excuse to hold your hand when you guys go out together <3 he also likes feeling your pulse speed up when he touches you
Will randomly pull you in certain directions while you guys are out walking and when you're like 'why?' he'll be like 'you were about to walk into a pole sweetheart' then you turn back around and yeah he was right
Tecchou:
One of my favourite versions of Tecchou is aloof himbo Tecchou so that's what we're going with. Anyways he would be like '...just stop dropping things tf'
It doesn't take him that long to accept that fact that sometimes you're just clumsy without being able to control it and he probably shouldn't trust you with dangerous or fragile object
It probably secretly annoys him a bit at first but he doesn't wanna make you feel bad about
His attention quickly turns to prioritising your safety, so ultimately he doesn't really care
He's really strong so a lot of the time if you have to carry something heavy he just offers to carry it instead. Not only will he be saving you from back pain but he may also potentially be preventing your toes from being shattered under the weight of whatever you would have been carrying
Tecchou would want to cook for you to keep you away from all the kitchenware and appliances, but you don't let him because you know he'll whip up something absolutely abhorrent. Even if you sometimes get nicked with knives or touch hot pans, it's better than eating his food (sorry Tecchou)
He wouldn't want you to leave your place on your own if the weather is rainy or something because that means the pavement/ground is slippery (if you ask him to carry you the chance of him saying yes is surprisingly high actually)
If you ever bump into him, he'll act nonchalant about it but he would be blushing and sweating and shaking and panicking and screaming crying throwing up hyperventilating fanboying dying
Teruko (platonic):
Like most...general traits that a human could have, Teruko would probably make fun of you for it at first
Eventually her teasing would become more lighthearted and silly instead of genuine, but if anyone else tried to bully for you it it's on SIGHT
Teruko can be clumsy sometimes, but more often than not it's just harmless things like carrying a stack of documents and not making sure to secure it so that sheets of paper don't fly off the top
When it comes to her physical strength and combat everything she does is very intentional and coordinated. If you see her actively being clumsy she probably really does not care about what she's doing lol
She's the kind of person to do dart and knife throwing for fun but if you're even in close range of a blade she freaks out and worries that you're gonna fatally wound yourself somehow
If you do end up getting hurt she'll help fix up your injury, like cleaning wounds or bandaging you up or whatever, but she'll chide you about it the whole time (she's hiding the fact that she's secretly super concerned for you)
Absolutely has a phone recording of you tripping and eating shit and always threatens to send it to people unless you buy her food or something like that lmao
Unlike Jouno or Tecchou she's a little bit of a prick and doesn't warn you when you're about to bump into something and then laughs when you bump into said something
I mean she won't let you get hurt hurt but also seeing people get hurt is funny sometimes lmao
Tachihara:
Let's not pretend that this motherfucker isn't also a clumsy bastard
C'mon the two of you are constantly tripping over your own feet let alone each other's feet. You're an accidental chaotic dual MESS
I mean Tachihara is a little less clumsy than you, being a Hunting Dog and all, but if he's sleep-deprived or drunk or something like that he is a literal safety hazard. He definitely doesn't realise how much of a unit he is
As such, he doesn't really mind that you're also clumsy. If you drop things or whatever he doesn't get upset, just helps you pick/clean them up like the sweetheart he is
Also tries to catch you if you trip over (his success rate is improving steadily) but may also fall over in the process so you never really know
He uses his metal manipulation to keep you from getting hurt. If you're in the kitchen and you're about to drop a pot on the ground he catches it before it lands on your feet. Is he really your man if he doesn't use supernatural abilities to keep you from dropping shit
Pretty much every room in the house is stocked with bandaids just in case. You guys almost always have tons of matching ones, along with bruises and random little sores that you have no memory of attaining
Again, if you're the type of person who swears when you stub your toe, the absolute horrific vulgar language that comes out of Tachihara's mouth when he stubs his toe puts you to SHAME
You're as equally concerned for his wellbeing as he is for yours. You both take good care of each other's physical health where you can
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Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? || Or do they share everything?
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↬|Atsushi|
• Atsushi is a generally open and honest person, and often chooses to share as much of himself with his lover as possible.
• He's not afraid to open up and be vulnerable in front of his significant other, and values honesty in their relationship. He will often share things about himself without reservation, and will often trust his significant other with information that he wouldn't normally share with anyone else.
• However, there are times when he may choose to withhold certain information, either because it's too painful to discuss or because he wants to protect his lover from potential hurt or disappointment.
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↬|Dazai|
• Dazai has kept quite a few secrets from his s/o. Some aren't intentionally being kept because of malicious reasons, while some are.
• The ones he's kept because of malicious reasons are related to the darker side of his life. They're secrets that Dazai is ashamed of and scared to share with the world out of fear of losing his s/o, the only person he's comfortable enough to be vulnerable around.
• However, as time passes and he trusts the other one more, he might eventually open up to them about them. But only at the right time.
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↬|Akutagawa|
• Akutagawa might have some secrets that he doesn't share with his partner, whether because he feels embarrassed or ashamed of them or because he prefers to keep them to himself.
• While he does have a lot of trust in his partner, he may choose not to be completely open about all aspects of his life.
• At the same time, Akutagawa might also be the type to share the minute details of his day and everything that's going on in his head with his partner.
• This could include sharing deep thoughts and feelings that might otherwise be kept private. Overall, he may be a mix of both.
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↬|Chuuya|
• Chuuya is not the type to have many secrets but he definitely has some. He usually keeps things about his past to himself because it's something painful and personal, he also keeps some important details that affect his behavior secret from his s/o.
• However, he slowly starts to reveal things about his past and show his emotional side the more he gets used to his s/o.
• But he is not afraid to tell his s/o everything important to him, he knows that their relationship needs honesty and trust.
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↬|Tetchou|
• Tetchou, as a boyfriend, has secrets that he hides from his lover of course. He has his own personal thoughts and feelings that he may not feel comfortable sharing with them, or he may be afraid of how they will react.
• He may also have experiences in the past that he has not yet disclosed to them, or he may be ashamed of something he's done and want to keep it to himself.
• He would prefer to keep these things private, and may even feel embarrassed if he is ever found out.
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↬|Jouno|
• Like most people, Jouno has his own set of secrets that he prefers to keep only to himself. However, when it comes to his lover, he is usually quite honest and transparent in sharing things about himself and his past.
• Jouno may be a bit mysterious and hard to understand, but he's not one to keep big secrets from his beloved.
• Any secrets he keeps would likely be about trivial or embarrassing things rather than personal or major things in his life.
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↬|Fyodor|
• Fyodor isn't someone who shares everything with s/o. He usually does share very important things related to their relationship or his s/o.
• But he also keeps some personal stuff private, even though he loves them so much, sometimes he just wants to keep some things as a secret.
• He does tell a little things bit by bit, so that s/o doesn't get overwhelmed by the information and that helps him also know their reaction.
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↬|Nikolai|
• Nikolai is likely to have some secrets that he hides from his S/O, especially if they're things he's embarrassed or ashamed of.
• However, he would share everything important to their relationship with them, and he would want his S/O to be the person who knows him best and can truly understand him.
• He would also want to be able to confide in his S/O without worrying that they might judge or criticize him for his secrets.
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↬|Sigma|
• Sigma does have secrets he keeps from his s/o. However, most of these secrets don't have to do with the relationship itself, but rather his past or other parts of his life.
• He keeps many things about his past to himself and doesn't often talk about it. He doesn't want his s/o to worry about him or see him in a different light.
• However, he does share everything that is relevant to the relationship and makes sure to be open and honest about how he feels.
• He values communication and transparency in a relationship and doesn't want to keep things from his s/o that could cause problems.
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its 2am and i dont know if anyone has already done this but it came to me in a dream and i had to put it to text as quickly as possible b4 i forgot. i had a vision
tw alcohol
Teruko drinks beer (which is insane to anybody who doesn’t know her real age. Just a little girl in a military uniform covered in blood cracking a cold budweiser) i ALSO think she drinks trashy middle aged man beers and sighs loudly and obnoxiously after taking the first sip, akin to someone's uncle in a wifebeater 
Tecchou canonically likes lattes. He may add soy sauce to them but this is still a hopelessly endearing trait I have to run with it. His favorite is a mocha with arby’s sauce
Jouno shakes with rage anytime anyone drinks anything around him. The fucking slurping sounds….. the fucking opening of the goddamn tab,,, GOD FORBID ITS CARBONATED. HE CAHN HEAR THE BUBBLES. He has made Tecchou go multiple days severely dehydrated on missions because of this, until he found him chest to the ground drinking pool water on the ninth day and was so utterly disgusted he never asked again.
Fukuchi is a miserable alcoholic. But he's variable, you know? He likes starting his day off straight, maybe cognac (he's got money after all), and ease through the day on whiskey. He also likes tequila I think. He saves the sake for formal situations. I don’t think he’s ever had a glass of water but I do think he likes tomato juice as an occasional extra beverage 
Tachihara, for someone in the mafia, is surprisingly uptight with drinking. Observing Fukuchi kind of makes him double down on this, but if he did it would be whiteclaws. He is a chronic dr. pepper consumer though, a true dr. pepper girl through and through. He probably also has a thing for insufferable teenage gamer energy drinks (rockstar, red bull, those weirdass pineapple-flavored monsters) and his room is always covered in cans
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