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jeeperso · 2 years

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D&D Quotes Without Context

Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir Arc FINAL

“They. Let’s not misgender the horrible person I plan on burning alive.”

“At least tell them you’re the only one there because you didn’t trust us not to immediately open fire. Which, I will point out, is true.”

“Standard double boss raid tactics.”

"Our real challenge will be to locate their ring though. Didn’t they say they placed it in a hidden location?” “Ask your nerd god?”

"I've got a second broom in the hole, if anyone needs it.”

"Alright... Jonni, Marshall, and Gorbash. Come here, and I'll ask for Ioun to watch over you.” “I will try not to flash the Girls during that time. Try.”

It’s about noon, there is not a cloud in the sky, the sun is beating down. Everyone in the caravan has gone into the city to avoid the fight. Azathoth: "Wee-o-wee-woo...wa wa wa.....wee-o-wee-woo....wa WA…."

However, a barge approaches on the river bank, upon it on a throne sits a mummy in ornate gold. A crier on the skiff opens a scroll "This most supreme authority Lord Ankhtepot has been invited by the Necromancer Nima Galzona to observe their latest creation, the Sunbleacher undead. Feel free to ignore us and continue with the fight.”

Nyarlathotep: "Nima is an egg-laying mammal?”

“Oloch’s been eating his Wheeties. Somehow.”

“Also, Nima? I fucked your boots.”

Oloch: ”If the pyromancer agrees to abandon their efreeti lover to her current fate, and leave the Domains of Dread without her, then I will agree.” Jonni: “Sure.” Nima blinks. "Wow really?” Jonni: “Yup. Pinkie swear.” Marshal: "Jonni, there can be no falsehood. The Master and I WILL hold you to this vow.” Jonni: “Oh, we’ll then, fuck that.” Hex and Eldritch Blast on Nima.

You slice "Nima": to pieces, their head lands at your feet. Then its eyes open and smiles. "Get ready for a surprise!” Gorbash: “And cue the magical bullshit.”

Gorbash: “I didn't realize this was a full on asshole convention.” Jonni: “So, was that Oloch or did they fuse into a whole new asshole?” Gorbash: “I think Nima shoved an asshole into another asshole to make a Bigger asshole. And I feel dirty for having spoken those words.” Nyarlathotep: "Tha's a BIG asshole.” Marshal: "So which dispenses the ranch dressing?” "Stop saying asshole." One of the Nima says. Gorbash: “I will if you all stop being Assholes!”

“I got a shitty plan to find real Nima unless someone has a good plan?”

Three Stooges Nimas.

I should note something, after Oloch removed his cloak, the air around him feels different, dryer and hotter. The sunlight seems harsher. OOC: Does that mean fire type moves do more damage?

"Eddie, Jonni can't die. That's a rule!”

Jonni: “Guys, stupid hope to find real Nima or deal with exploding orc?” Poom: "Always exploding first!”

Anhktepot doesn't want this to play by Don King rules.

"Oh no, Oloch is using Solar Flare!”

"BURNING DEATH!” “I said the same thing to Vesh on our Anniversary.”

OSP: “I didn’t ask if my friend was out of range, I said I cast Fireball.”

“Instant gratification is bullshit. The best revenge is knowing your enemy is miserable.”

“I’m talking about an oath sworn to a major league fucking god! Do you think I want the consequences of that?” "Considering how stupid you are, yeah.”

OOC: Anybody else wanna get Yul Brynnar in play on our side?

Poom teleports to a safe distance. Like Goth Mexico.

Nima: ”Also FYI, me and Hazlik can see and hear you through the magic items we gave you.” Jonni: “I mean, I assumed they could. It’s why I kept using the rod for sexy times.” Nima: "And people think I'm a freak.”

"Darn, wish we had a cantrip to conjure up some popcorn for this.” "Admire later: we're still in the splash zone", Marshal says as he swerves to avoid a meteor.

"I've never trusted cashews.”

"I mean we're both petty, power-mad slut-mages who solve all our problem with dark magic.”

“By the way, books just a copy of the Kama Sutra I shoved in an overdue library book. Left the real one in hell.” “Huh. Wow those are some pictures.” “Yeah, this one is from the dimension where Picasso got freaky.”

Gorbash follows: Poom always knows the best escape routes.

“So… let your mom know, I just finished one blood feud, I’ve got room in my schedule for a new one.”

Irost comes running, wearing a mask and his viol from the city. "Can't talk. Priests are angry. Gotta go.”

Jonni: “Well. Looks like we’re on the road again. Next stop, killing some bitch.” Poom: "New stop, same as the old stop.”

OOC: BRB, if I seem quiet for a few minutes here and there it’s because my body has decided to stop retaining water.

OOC: I just had unexpected dogs in my apartment. OOC2: ...That is either a problem or the opposite of a problem.

OOC: I mean, Hades won't argue being an asshole.

“I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS AMAZING!”

OOC: Now he knows all Nima has to do is say "Parmesian" and he will be their personal fight doll.

OOC: Considering our next stop, this:

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OOC: I mean, not like the hell-child's gonna be any LESS deadly... Irost: “I'll get the elf outfits ready.”

OOC: Yeah, that necrosplosion almost wiped us.

OOC: ….Those Nimas were Saibamen.

OOC: Or we can mail ourselves somewhere, and rest while we are in transit.

OOC: Itty. Bitty. Living space. OOC2: Comes with the phenomenal cosmic power.

OOC: Speaking of next time, you guys are going to the cornfield.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #quotes with context #ravenloft #har-akir

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writerleo86 · 8 months

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Terravenger - Season 5: Part Two - The Pugioh City Arc - Episode 456 (Do Not Copy)

On the long bridge of Kryopolis Way in Pugioh, the possessed Paige McCormack punches her teammate -- Keira Fakinos -- who was also controlled with her right fist. Keira slowly rose as Paige stood before her. The color of Paige's eyes soon returned from a raging red to a calm blue.

Next, an enraged Keira was held away by Shawn Demeter as their captain Victoria Sidney stood at the center of the two fighters.

After that, a possessed Shawn tackled another teammate, Duo Storms. The pair fell onto the right side of the area. And a questioned Duo held his wrists before his head in order to block the barrage of punches from the uncontrollable Shawn.

"Hey!" cried Duo. "What's goin' on Man? Stop!"

Then Shawn's body was forced above his unlikely opponent by the older Jonny Griffin who used his telekinesis.

A female voice soon yelled "Why don't you all give in to your true desires!"

One of the wicked agents called Kross walked toward the group as she pointed the tip of her long katana forward with her right hand. She was accompanied by another female agent called Sirius who gave an emotionless stare.

"Let your anger control you," Kross told the team. "You all should just let your rage in and take over! Then we can have so much fun!"

Terravenger -- Season 5: Part Two -- Episode 456: The Pugioh City Arc -- The Knight of the Heavens

The eyes of Kross had glowed red as she taunted "You have no choice but to give in! You know I'm right. Your rage can be used as a great weapon."

A collected Victoria stood before her group as she asked "Are you the one controlling this?"

Before she could move, Victoria was stopped by Sirius who threw a pair of her small pink needles toward the lieutenant's feet.

Victoria stared at her enemy carefully and asked "Why do you look so familiar?"

Sirius ran toward her and began battling with her opponent.

Meanwhile, Jinx held one of his small revolver guns in his left hand. He aimed his weapon at the other villainess. And the determined clown shot the right shoulder of the unsuspected Kross.

"What the hell?" cried Kross.

The color of the agent's eyes returned as the two soldiers affected by her power had returned to normal. Keira slowly lowered to one knee and was helped by her former opponent.

"Are you alright Fakinos?" asked Paige.

Keira quickly stood up on her own and stared at the injured Kross in disgust.

"What has happened?" She asked.

Paige informed her teammate "We were both bewitched by her. The enemy had used our inner rage in order to control us."

The calm Keira shook her head and replied "I understand."

After he placed Shawn back on the ground, Jonny Griffin faced the weakened Kross as well. As the older boy continued to give no emotion, the body of Kross had frozen as if she was tied in chains.

Once Jinx walked slowly toward her, the color of Kross's eyes had glowed red once again.

She yelled "I have you in my sights!"

As he stood before the agent, Jinx gave out a courageous smile as he continued to aim his gun at her head.

"Are you trying to use your hex on me?" He asked.

Then Kross lowered her face as the glow of her eyes faded.

"What the hell?" She cried. "You're supposed to be under my control!"

Suddenly, the other agent Sirius forced Jinx away from Kross by throwing another pair of pink needles toward him. Then the pink-haired agent soon placed her right hand on the back of her partner. And Kross was released from her imprisonment.

"It's about time!" claimed Kross.

Sirius stood by her left side as Kross pointed her long sword forward once again using her right hand.

Kross gave a vicious grin and replied "Let's capture their souls and head out!"

Suddenly, a large gust of vicious wind blew at the two villains. Kross quickly fell with her face up while the irritated Sirius remained standing.

Everyone including Sirius spotted a large army of soldiers dressed in golden armor standing at the other side of the area.

"The hell's that?" cried Duo.

The group led by Victoria Sidney stood together as they all faced the squad of newcomers.

Kross quickly rose and stood behind her partner as she yelled "Who the hell are they?"

And Victoria thought to herself "Who are those soldiers? Were they sent by the lord of Erodios Castle?"

She stared closely at the army as she asked "Or have they come from another land?"

Walking through the army was another individual who stood at the front center. And the person placed their folded arms in front of them.

This was a charming young man that had fair skin, brown eyes, and short dark-brown hair. He was also well-built and had a thick beard. And his height was average. He wore a blue T-shirt underneath a brown top that was made with gold armor. On the top center of his top was a squared gold compartment with the picture of a sunflower printed. He had on a pair of brown bracelets around his wrists with gold at the top and brown pads around his ankles that surrounded gold armor. He also wore a pair of dark-blue pants. And he had on a pair of short brown boots.

He told the two agents "Leave now. Tell your boss that he has officially declared war on Pugioh."

And Kross and Sirius both vanished into thin air.

The man walked a few steps toward the small team as he asked "You are the team from both Midas and Golden Bay?"

Victoria shook her head and answered "Yes. I am Lieutenant Victoria Sidney of the Midas Armed Forces. We have come from both nations to help Pugioh."

The man soon found the maiden Paige among the team and gave a surprised look.

"Paige?" He cried. "Is that you?"

Paige stood by her lieutenant's right side as she stared at the army's captain for a moment.

Then the young student asked "Who are you? How do you know my name?"

The man gave a soft smile and responded "I don't look like I was when we were younger. Neither do you for that matter. You have grown into quite a lady."

A questioned Paige thought to herself as the man told her "We met years ago here in the city. You, Drake, and I were the best of friends."

Paige with disbelief walked slowly toward him and asked "Silvan? Are you Silvan Justinian?"

He shook his head and greeted "Hi Princess. It has been a long time."

"McCormack?" questioned Victoria. "Do you know him?"

Duo cried "You know this guy, Paige?"

After that pair stared at each other once more, the stricken Paige gave a warm hug to the older man.

"It has been many years," She implied. "I never thought I would ever see you again."

"You are more beautiful than long ago," The man described.

And the man told the team "We received word from Thri. So, we came to escort you to the castle."

Victoria responded by shaking her head.

Moments later, the army of knights led the team through the bridge.

Both Keira and Paige had walked together.

And Keira asked "He is a member of the Justinian clan?"

"Silvan Justinian," responded Paige. "He is the only son of August Justinian who is the leader of this clan. But Silvan has come a long way since the first day we met."

Silvan who remained at the front of the group had faced Paige and gave a kind smile.

The calm Paige told Keira "It is true. Drake Elken, Silvan and I were thick as thieves. He may have been the older of our group, but Silvan had the cutest fancy for me."

Jinx hurried to the girls and asked "What? This guy had a crush on our lady Paige?"

Paige lowered her head and gave a quiet laugh.

Then she replied "Back then, our feelings were mutual. But I doubt anything would have happened since he was older."

"But you may have a chance now," claimed Jinx. "You should go for it. The guy is just so beautiful!"

Paige gave another soft laugh and she replied "I have no idea what he had been through since the last time we met. I would not know if he still feels the same about me now. A lot had changed."

A worried Keira lowered her head and told Paige "The things I had said... I want you to know that I didn't mean any of that."

"You were possessed Fakinos," Paige responded. "I do not hold that against you. You and I... We are fine."

Keira shook her head and said "I am grateful that you were able to see through that."

Paige turned to Jinx and said "Speaking of which, the woman had tried to manipulate you with her hex. How were you able to resist it?"

"You like that, did ya?" responded Jinx. "Well, the reason why that chick couldn't control me is simple. I'm immune to psychic abilities."

"Truly?" asked Keira. "You can overcome any type of mind control instantly?"

"Pretty much," answered Jinx. "No one can control me. Not even drugs can. I was actually born this way."

Paige thought for a moment.

Then she replied "That must be way the Lieutenant had you picked to be in this team."

"Probably," said Jinx.

"Lady Paige!"

Paige looked up at him and the gentle Silvan asked "Will you come and visit with me for a little?"

A calm Paige walked off while Jinx whispered "Get him Girl!"

The questioned Paige turned to Jinx until she stood by the right side of Silvan who rode on a brown horse.

"So?" asked Silvan. "How have you been? How is Sally?"

Paige smiled as she lowered her head.

And the girl answered "Sally is still the same. She is as the time you first met with us. She is creative but very jolly."

Silvan shook his head and commented "I have always loved your aunt. She is one of the good ones. I do remember that she fancied me back then."

"She does ask about you and your family from time to time," Paige implied. "In fact, Sally did tell me a few times that I should find a boy that resembles you. She truly did adore you."

Silvan gave a soft laugh.

Then Paige asked "What about you?"

"Huh?" questioned Silvan.

"You do not have a ring on your finger which means you haven't had a special lady in your life."

"Many women tried to court me," implied Silvan. "But neither of them... They were nothing like you."

And Paige lowered her head while her face blushed.

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otakutemmiebooks · 1 year

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The books I have to read in the next 2 years are,

The Love Hypothesis: Ali Hazelwood

Shadow And Bone: Leigh Bardugo

Radio Silence: Alice Oseman

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: J.K. Rowling

Red Queen: Victoria Aveyard

The Inheritance Games: Jennifer Lynn Barnes

World War Z: Max Brooks

Independent Study: Joelle Charbonneau

Killer Kung Pao: Vivien Chien

Ready Player Two: Ernest Cline

Mockingjay: Suzanne Collins

The Taking: Kimberly Derting

The Dating Plan: Sara Desai

All the Light We Cannot See: Anthony Doerr

The Rules For Disappearing: Ashley Elston

The Rules For Breaking: Ashley Elston

Charming and the Cherry Blossom: L.J. Evans

If I Stay: Gayle Forman

Peach Blossom Spring: Melissa Fu

Girl In Pieces: Kathleen Glasgow

The Fault in Our Stars: John Green

Paper Towns: John Green

The Summer I Turned Pretty: Jenny Han

Prince Charming: Rachel Hawkins

Her Royal Highness: Rachel Hawkins

Verity: Colleen Hoover

Ugly Love: Colleen Hoover

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder: Holly Jackson

Grey: E.L. James

Jay's Gay Agenda: Jason June

Love & Other Disasters: Anita Kelly

Under the Dome: Stephen King

Illuminae: Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

Crazy Rich Asians: Kevin Kwan

Invaded: Melissa Landers

Starlight: Melissa Landers

Autoboyography: Christina Lauren

The Girl With Seven Names: Hyeonseo Lee

One Last Stop: Casey McQuiston

Cinder: Marissa Meyer

Midnight Sun: Stephenie Meyer

New Moon: Syephenie Meyer

Where the Crawdads Sing: Delia Owens

The Horsewoman: James Patterson

The Verifiers: Jane Pek

The Alice Network: Kate Quinn

Daisy Jones & the Six: Taylor Jenkins Reid

Divergent: Veronica Roth

Insurgent: Veronica Roth

Fangirl: Rainbow Rowell

Asylum: Madeleine Roux

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe: Benjamin Alire Sáenz

Salt to the Sea: Ruta Sepetys

Zom-B: Darren Shan

The Light Between Oceans: M.L. Stedman

The Loners: Lex Thomas

Enchantée: Gita Trelease

Code Name Verity: Elizabeth Wein

Black Dove White Raven: Elizabeth Wein

Rose Under Fire: Elizabeth Wein

Love & Gelato: Jenna Evans Welch

The 5th Wave: Rick Yancey

The Last Letter: Rebecca Yarros

Kingdom of Lies: Ben Alderson

Tell Me You Want Me: Willow Winters

City of Thieves: David Benioff

N0S4A2: Joe Hill

The Ex Hex: Erin Sterling

Don't Cry For Me: Daniel Black

Glitch: Briana Michaels

Twisted Game: Eva Ashwood

Ruin: Jolie Vines

Lord Eternal Night: Ben Alderson

The Fine Print: Lauren Asher

The Night Circus: Erin Morgenstern

The Deal: Elle Kennedy

New Year's Kiss: Lee Matthews

The Heir: Sophie Lark

West With Giraffes: Lynda Rutledge

Percy Jackson Lightning Thief: Rick Riordan

The Falling in Love Montage: Clara Smyth

Sugar Daddies: Jade West

Fifteen Hundred Miles From the Sun: Jonny Garza Villa

#book lover #bookaholic #booklover #booklr #booknerd #booktok #book aesthetic #book review #romance books #books and reading

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randomvarious · 3 years

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Today’s mix:

Killabites (Phat 'N Inphectious Drum 'N' Bass) by Dom & Roland 2000 Drum n Bass

I've now listened to three different drum n bass mixes in the past few weeks that I'd never heard before and all three have managed to completely split my goddamn wig. I'm just in such fucking jaw-dropped awe over these, and especially this one. London's Dom & Roland took a particular strain of drum n bass that I can't say that I even like very much and he still managed to royally fuck my shit up. Good god, Dom.

You remember those "this is your brain and this is your brain on drugs" ads where your brain on drugs represented the contents of an uncooked egg on a skillet or some shit? Well, this mix is your brain on drugs, and your brain is that uncooked egg, but your egg-brain is in that stage just before it's thrown on that skillet; see, Killabites represents that beating stage. It's just two CDs of constant and steadily rapid, mind-battering whisk action 😍.

And to show you just how fucking good of an artist Dom & Roland is, dude laid out a slate of 44 tracks here, 99% of which totally bang, but each of the tracks that he himself was directly involved in, either by his own producing or through remixing, are the ones that bang the hardest. What a fucking G.

Go listen to Timecode's 99.1 mix and disc 1 of Goldie's INCredible Sound Of Drum'n'Bass mix if you want more of what I've been on this summer. You won't regret it.

Listen to the full mix here.

Highlights:

CD1:

Bad Company - "Dead Side" Konflict - "Malestrom" Rascal & Klone - "Twister" Pro-Active - "Cactus" Infinite - "Beachball" Dylan & Loxy - "Eclipse" Bammer - "Device" Decoder - "Dead Calm" Boom Boom Satellites - "Dub Me Crazy Ver 02 (Optical Remix)" Bad Company - "Oxygen" Hijackers - "Polymorphic" Ryme Tyme & Trace - "Move (VIP)" Shere Khan - "One Day" AK1200 & Danny Breaks - "Deep Porn (VIP)" Capone - "The Growler" SKAB Alliance - "Skanning For Lifeformz" Pro-Active - "Mr. Men" Ryme Tyme - "Judgement Day" Kraken - "Side Effects (Stakka & Skynet Remix)" Signal To Noise - "Nanobugs" Ryme Tyme - "Frogger"

CD2:

Dom & Roland - "Thunder (Remix)" Digital & Spirit - "Phantom Force" nCode - "Traction" Jonny L - "The Bells" Hex - "Force" TJ Rizing - "Earthworm" Future Forces - "Strontium Jazz (Dillinja Remix)" Cyba Space - "What Way To Turn (Dom & Roland Remix)" Biostacis - "Menace" Capone - "Tudor Rose" Cyba Space - "Life (Dom & Roland Remix)" Exile - "Fatal Exception" Absolute Zero & Subphonics - "The Code (Usual Suspects Remix)" Deep Rooted - "Soul Catcher" TJ Rizing - "Agent 007" Stskka & Skynet Featuring Kemal + Rob Data - "Biosfear" Dylan - "Mentasm" Renegade - "Terrorist (Dom & Roland Remix)" SD - "Dienamix (Dom & Roland Remix)" Dom & Roland - "Trauma" D. Kay - "Monolith" Dom & Roland - "Original Sin"

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yeomanstuff · 3 years

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So, with @jeeperso putting in some of the Ravenloft stuff from our campaign, thought I’d put up the write up for my character:

Jonni Humantorch

Variant Human Warlock (Efreeti Genie) 6

STR 10 DEX 14 CON 14 INT 10 WIS 10 CHA 19

HP: 45

AC: 15

Proficiency bonus: +3

Armor: light Armor

Weapons: Simple weapons

Tools: Land Vehicles, Cooks utensils

Laguages: Common, Primordial

Saving Throws: Wisdom, Charisma

Skills: Deception, insight, intimidation, perception, persuasion, Survival

Feats: Skill Expert (Persuasion)

Background: Custom

Class Features:

-Genie’s Vessel

-Pact of the Tome

-agonizing Blast

-Book of Secrets

-Mire The Mind

-Elemental Gift

Equipment:

458 gold

Cloak of Protection (a)

Rod of the pact keeper (a)

Pearl of Power (a)

Immovable Rod

Wand of Magic Missle

Hewards Handy Spice Pouch

Arcane Focus

Backpack

Bedroll

Blanket

Component Pouch

Cooking Utensils

Dagger x2

mace

Hammer

piton

Rations (8 days)

Thieves tools

tinder box

Studded leather

torch

waterskin

Spells:

Cantrips: Control flame, Create bonfire, Eldritch blast, mage hand, produce flame, Viscious mockery

rituals: detect magic, identify, Tiny Hut

Level 1: Hex, burning hands

Level 2: hold person, invisibility, scorching Ray

Level 3: Counterspell, Fireball, Summon Shadowspawn

Background:

Jonni grew up in the Mammoth tribes of the north. It was okay. Ice. Mammoths. Orc raids. You know, life. Then she learned how to shoot fire from her hands, and it became awesome. She could spit roast a mammoth in like, three minutes. Plus, prestige in the tribe. Orcs were way less likely to attack them once she set a few of them on fire with her mind.

But one little argument with the head of the tribe over finding Jonni alone with his daughter in a... shall we say compromising position required Jonni to head south. As fast as she could. On a stolen mammoth. So, going back really wasn't much of an option. But, hey, food was much better down south. Lots more seasonings. Plus, you got paid to set people on fire. And Money can be used to procure goods and services.

It was during this she hooked up with Leshavna, Master of Carnal Delights, 42nd princess of F*** mountain, Efreeti from the City of Brass. They had some fun. Leslie gave her the key to her place and some nifty fire and non-fire powers.

Then that archmage found the two of them with his wife (his own fault, loser did not appreciate a fabulous lady). So the two of them are stuck looking for a way out of the Domains of Dread.

#my characters #dungeons and dragons #d&d 5e #d&d character #d&d #jonni

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unluckyprime · 1 year

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hey, would you... maybe... possibly. For a friend... makeagrouophotoofthechaoscrewocs?

i have this does this count? they’re styling ‼️ 💥

#pre time loop of course #assuming this is what u meant by chaos crew ocs HAHA #???#scarecademy #sorry i havent been posting here im silly and don’t think u guys want my silly oc content #god they don’t stop living in my brain tho #left to right we have #ludwig clark #jonny hex #angie fitzgerald #digital art #ocs #original character #i have so much more shit posted on my insta LMAO #hex n angie are the bffs ever of all time did u know #and ludwig is . also there (and hating Angie’s guys)#*guts

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zaptap · 3 years

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finished watching scoob last night, heres my thoughts

who is that guy who looks like fred. i thought it was fred but then he started talking and thats not frank welker so it cant be fred because non-child fred has only EVER been voiced by frank welker. maybe its freds brother who has the same name (like a stan pines situation)

shaggy’s voice also kind of bugs me because matthew lillard does such a good shaggy voice and this guy sounds pretty bad by comparison. daphne and velma are fine though

didnt know there were other hanna-barbera elements in this movie going into it. im like, blue falcon???? DICK DASTARDLY????? CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAAAAAN??????????

and it kept going in the credits.... jabberjaw???? magilla gorilla????? atom ant?????? jonny quest??????

loved the little references to stuff, like takamoto bowl, messick mountain, the hex girls poster, and all the hanna-barbera arcade games

had no idea the “all i do is win” song that played when blue falcon first showed up was like... apparently an actual song? i thought ducktales made it for that glomgold bit

speaking of blue falcon: funny how they made him more of a booster gold in contrast to the original being like batman

also interesting to note is dynomutt is no longer a comic relief character, which is a little weird

overall it was a pretty good movie. i always like when they go with plots that have a supernatural element to them, especially these days when theyve been pretty focused on having to have a rational explanation for everything (which i guess is like. swinging back the other way after mystery incorporated). the hanna-barbera incorporation was super fun too, as ive mentioned

#scoob #scooby doo

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the-forest-library · 2 years

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May 2022 Reads

Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett

Nettle & Bone - T. Kingfisher

Book Lovers - Emily Henry

Part of Your World - Abby Jimenez

The Wedding Crasher - Mia Sosa

By Any Other Name - Lauren Kate

Adult Assembly Required - Abbi Waxman

Never Fall for Your Fiancee - Virginia Heath

Portrait of a Scotsman - Evie Dunmore

The Suite Spot - Trish Doller

The Royals Next Door - Karina Halle

Sadie on a Plate - Amanda Elliot

The Mistletoe Motive - Chloe Liese

I Guess I Live Here Now - Clare Ahn

Go Hex Yourself - Jessica Clare

The Pisces - Melissa Broder

The Body Keeps the Score - Bessel van der Kolk

Waking the Tiger: Healing Trauma - Peter A. Levine

Trauma: The Invisible Epidemic - Paul Conti

The Deepest Well - Nadine Burke Harris

How to Do the Work - Nicole LePera

Taste: My Life Through Food - Stanley Tucci

Back to the Prairie - Melissa Gilbert

Mean Baby - Selma Blair

Out of the Corner - Jennifer Grey

Goodbye, Again - Jonny Sun

Korean American - Eric Kim

Metabolical - Robert H. Lustig

The F*ck It Diet - Caroline Dooner

The Upgrade - Louann Brizendine

How to Keep House While Drowning - K.C. Davis

Machiavelli for Women - Stacey Vanek Smith

Zen: The Art of Simple Living - Shunmyo Mason

Bold = Highly Recommend Italics = Worth It Crossed out = Nope

Thoughts:

Me: Why am I so mentally exhausted?

Me: *sees monthly reading roundup with basically every book on trauma*

Goodreads Goal: 162/200

2022 Reads |

#2022 reads #book reviews #book recommendations #books #booklr #bookish #reading #bibliophile

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krinsbez · 4 years

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A proposal for a Worldbuilding Project: Super Pulp Heroes (Marvel + DC + Assorted Pulp Heroes)

Some years ago, DC released an imprint dubbed First Wave, a line of books that mixed classic Pulp Heroes (Doc Savage, the Spirit etc.) with modified versions of some of their pulpier superheroes, ala Batman, the Blackhawks, etc. This project is an attempt to do something similar, but incorporating Marvel characters, Said DC and Marvel characters would probably have to be tweaked a bit to fit a pulp-y tone. Our setting is, ala Batman: The Animated Series, a weird timeless mash-up; men wear hats, cars have sideboards, the sky is full of Zeppelins, but people have cell phones, cable news is a thing, and gay people have rights. The Big War ended within living memory, and another is brewing, with tensions in Europe and brushfire conflicts in Asia. Bold explorers uncover lost and hidden places and knowledge filled with wonder and horror. America's cities are rife with crime and corruption, the rich getting richer while the poor numb themselves with drugs, booze, and bigotry. And there are darker things brewing; strange cults worshipping stranger gods with rituals of blood and sacrifice, mad geniuses discarding ethics and sanity seeking to learn Things Man Was Not Meant to Know to satisfy their own egos or line their own pockets, uncaring of the damage done by the horrors they unleash. It is in this milieu that extraordinary men and women from every walk of life, are putting on masks, picking up weapons, and hitting the streets to do what the authorities cannot or will not, and protect the innocent.

A tentative list of characters to be included:

DC: Batman, Blackhawks, Black Canary, Green Arrow, Sandman, Crimson Avenger, Blue Beetle, the Question, John Constantine?, Zatara/Zatanna?, Challengers of the Unknown?, Adam Strange?, Jonah Hex? Slam Bradley? Travis Morgan: Warlord? King Faraday? Human Target? Swamp Thing? Jon Valor the Black Pirate?

(I’d like to include Tom Strong, but his whole “born with the new century” thing makes it tricky to make him work in a timeless setting)

Marvel: Blade, the Bloodstones, Ka-Zar, Jessica Jones, Shanna the She-Devil, Black Panther, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Shang Chi, Daughters of the Dragon, Punisher, Black Widow, Nick Fury, Blonde Phantom? Ferret? Golden Age Angel? Golden Age Black Widow? Jann of the Jungle? Agents of Atlas? Man-Thing? Red Sonja?

(I’d like to include the FF, but they’re too superhero to fit)

Pulp: Doc Savage, The Spirit, the Shadow, the Avenger, Rima the Jungle Girl, the Green Hornet, the Phantom, Mandrake, Airboy, Indiana Jones, the Rocketeer, Tarzan, Hellboy, Lobster Johnson, Atomic Robo, Tintin, Jonny Quest and Co., Alan Quatermain? Modesty Blaise? Black Bat? Green Turtle? Miss Fury? Remo Williams? Zorro?, the Lone Ranger?, The Men from U.N.C.L.E.? Steed and Mrs. Peel? Doctor Syn?, Terry Lee?, Scarlet Pimpernel? Operator No. 5?, Domino Lady? Captain Midnight?, Mack Bolan?, Shaft?, Coffy?, Sherlock Holmes? Sheena: Queen of the Jungle?, Flash Gordon?, G-8?, Buck Rogers?, John Carter?, Dick Tracy?, Captain Midnight?, Vampirella?, Athena Voltaire?, Lara Croft?, Conan?, the Spider?, Sam Spade?, the Continental Op? Philip Marlowe? James Bond? Prince Valiant?

I’m welcome to suggestions for additions

(Question marks are a combo of not sure if they're important enough to add, not sure if they fit, not sure I know enough about 'em to do 'em justice, or some combo thereof)

I’ve got a bunch of questions and ideas for discussion I will present if anyone is interested, of which I will start with the following:

-Most of the characters can be squeezed into the timeless period relatively easily, but quite a few are tied to specific past or future eras, and I’m not sure what to do with them. One is to have multiple Timeless areas, so, say...the Lone Ranger, Sherlock Holmes, the Scarlet Pimpernel, Zorro, Jon Valor, Doctor Syn, Alan Quatermain and Tarzan all lived in the same era. Or that Adam Strange, Gullivar Jones, John Carter, Buck Rogers, and Flash Gordon can all interact.

-For purposes of encouraging interaction, I propose we do we away with fictionopolises so, say the Spirit and Green Hornet live in Chicago, not “Center City“, Batman and Black Canary live in New York, not “Gotham City“, etc.

-The enemy in the last war was Hydra. The people who are going to be the enemy in the next one are the Circle Trigonists. Alternately, the other way ‘round.

-Not sure how to make characters like Airboy who need the war to be happening RN to work. Also not sure to have both Hellboy and Lobster Johnson around at the same time.

-How do we want to distinguish Yellow Claw, Shiwan Khan, the Insidious Fu Manchu and any other Yellow Peril villains from each other?

-Speaking of, how do we deal with the fact that lots of these characters either are, or have associated with them, racist stereotypes?

#Pulp Heroes #DC Comics #Marvel Comics #Marvel Fanfic Idea #DC Fanfic Idea #Crossover

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hello ! here’s every single album i’ve listened to in 2018. the rule is i can only put down the album once, the first time i listen to it in the year. i’ve definitely listened to things more than once, and i’ve also listened to albums i’ve heard before 2018. click the read more if you’re interested :)

JANUARY - 44 buena vista social club - self titled fleetwood mac - rumors the clientele - music for the age of miracles machine girl - because i'm young arrogant and hate everything you stand for alan vega - it car seat headrest - twin fantasy (mirror to mirror) new order - brotherhood death from above 1979 - you're a woman, i'm a machine kino - 45 velvet underground - white light/white heat velvet underground - self titled velvet underground - velvet underground and nico cowboy bebop ost 1 nick drake - pink moon car seat headrest - how to leave town radiohead - ok computer pink floyd - the wall new order - power, corruption, and lies dexter gordon - go! the cleaners from venus - midnight cleaners the cleaners from venus - blow away your troubles the cleaners from venus - on any normal monday serge gainsbourg - histoire de melody nelson talking heads - speaking in tongues joy division - closer nuns - opportunities the amps - pacer vulfpeck - mr. finish line death grips - exmilitary lower dens - escape from evil jean-claude vannier - l'enfant assassin des mouches black marble - a different arrangement dead kennedys- plastic surgery disasters the zombies - begin here bravo - crossroads of spring dead kennedys - frankenchrist nick drake - five leaves left the fall - hex enduction hour jay reatard - blood visions daryl hall - sacred songs king crimson - in the court of the crimson king spiritualized - ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space sloan peterson - midnight love ep radiohead - in rainbows

FEBRUARY - 31 the clean - compilation lcd soundsystem - sound of silver dean blunt - black metal dean blunt - skin fade john maus - we must become the pitiless censors of ourselves luna - penthouse felt - gold mine trash camper van beethoven - telephone free landslide victory woman believer - dunzo vulfpeck - vollmilch siouxsie and the banshees - the scream the monkees - self titled the monkees - more of the monkees billy bragg - workers playtime elliot smith - figure 8 car seat headrest - twin fantasy (face to face) mf doom - mm food madvillain - madvillainy jonny greenwood - phantom thread big black - songs about fucking iceage - plowing into the fields of love sufjan stevens - carrie and lowell the monkees - headquarters various artists - glass arcade joy division - unknown pleasures new order - movement calexico - convict pool jonathan richman - i, jonathan the monks - black monk time slowdive - souvlaki drop nineteens - delaware

MARCH - 34 the magnetic fields - 69 love songs wilco - yankee hotel foxtrot aquarium - radio africa aquarium - ten arrows elvis costello & the attractions - imperial bedroom sufjan stevens - illinois radiohead - hail to the thief fleet foxes - crack up the magnetic fields - get lost love - forever changes david bowie - low the smiths - the queen is dead clinic - walking with thee clinic - internal wrangler the clash - london calling sparks - angst in my pants sparks - whomp that sucker brian eno - here come the warm jets 14 iced bears - come get me kino - noch kino - eto ne lyubov lou reed - transformer zex - fight for yourself lou reed - berlin van morrisson - moondance funkadelic - maggot brain martha wainwright - self titled kate bush - the kick inside the monkees - head the mountain goats - the sunset tree arlo guthrie - alice's restaurant the smiths - self titled jobriath - self titled kino - 46

APRIL - 35 donovan - the hurdy gurdy man gerard way - hesitant alien tokyo kid brothers - throw away the books, let's go into the streets the protomen - act ii: the father of death the jesus and mary chain - stoned and dethroned poly trap super six - dream the smiths - meat is murder paul simon - graceland the monkees - the birds, the bees, and the monkees mort garson - plantasia pulp - a different class david bowie - ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars queen - jazz nino tempo & april stevens - deep purple jacques dutronc - il est cinq heures television - marquee moon cory wong - cory wong and the green screen band the fearless fliers - self titled the stone roses - self titled michael nesmith - wichita train whistle sings the brobecks - violent things the young veins - take a vacation! the cars - self titled the apples in stereo - the discovery of a world inside the moone neil cicierega - mouth moods neil cicierega - mouth silence the zombies - odessey and oracle tim buckley - starsailor the mothers of invention - absolutely free abnuceals emuukha electric symphony orchestra and frank zappa - lumpy gravy the mothers of invention - freak out! the beach boys - pet sounds world party - bang! david bowie - young americans david bowie - station to station

MAY - 37 the cure - three imaginary boys les rita mitsouko - the no comprendo the beatles - rubber soul the beatles - sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band the beatles - revolver sufjan stevens - age of adz various artists - the ruling class - the very best of el records charlotte gainsbourg - 5:55 the housemartins - london 0, hull 4 the communards - self titled new order - substance the replacements - let it be alvvays - self titled the beach boys - smile candy claws - ceres & calypso in the deep time faust - faust iv auktyon - ptiza supergrass - i should coco feist - the reminder trashcan sinatras - cake thelonious monk - thelonious monk and sonny rollins joey dosik - game winner boards of canada - music has the right to children ali farka touré - talking timbuktu saint etienne - foxbase alpha new york dolls - self titled oval - popp amon tobin - bricolage billy bragg - talking to the taxman about poetry billy bragg - brewing up with sufjan stevens - michigan bruce springsteen - born in the usa xtc - drums & wires the b52s - cosmic thing wire - pink flag toto - toto iv dexys midnight runners - too-rye-ay

JUNE - 32 car seat headrest - nervous young man my bloody valentine - loveless sons of an illustrious father - deus sex machina: or, moving slowly beyond nikola tesla the damned - molten lager the verve - urban hymns weezer - pinkerton weezer - blue album lilah larson - pentimento CAN - ege bamyasi NEU! - self titled gong - expresso ii NE-HI - offers walk the moon - talking is hard aphex twin - richard d. james album jpegmafia - veteran elvis costello and the attractions - armed forces talking heads - remain in light robohands - green sons of an illustrious - sons neil young - on the beach ric menck - the ballad of ric menck a$ap rocky - testing death grips - year of the snitch protomartyr - consolation ep death grips - bottomless pit matthew wilder - i don't speak the language the i.l.y's - bodyguard meatloaf - bat out of hell portishead - dummy john denver - rocky mountain high john denver - poems, prayers, and promises this heat - deceit

JULY - 24 godspeed you! black emperor - F# A# infinity the cure - disintegration the smiths - strangeways here we come shark tears - in the museum of my memory kid dakota - so pretty new radicals - maybe you've been brainwashed too prince - purple rain matchi - oblivion prince - 1999 roxy music - country life abba - arrival nico - chelsea girl the jam - sound affects absinthe father - good enough marigold - self-titled billy bragg - william bloke pulp - his n' hers pulp - it pulp - we love life david bowie - aladdin sane julian cope - black sheep the jam - the gift the volley - self titled oasis - definitely maybe

AUGUST - 31 brian eno - ambient 1: music for airports kraftwerk - autobahn kraftwerk - the man machine steve reich - music for 18 musicians max eider - the best kisser in the world blur - self titled the dentists - some people are on the pitch they think it's all over it is now twin peaks ost wire - dot dash (single/2 song ep) orange juice - rip it up the index - self titled matmos - a chance to cut is a chance to cure clarence clarity - no now xiu xiu - fabulous muscles big black - atomizer pj harvey - rid of me alex turner - submarine ep leonard cohen - songs of leonard cohen shellac - 1000 hurts shellac - dude incredible close lobsters - foxheads stalk this land the bangles - different light jarvis cocker - further complications even as we speak - the black forest ep a silver mt. zion - he has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes grace the corner of our rooms... kamasi washington - heaven and earth april march - chick habit big star - #1 record the doors - self titled orchestral manoeuvres in the dark - crush the heavy blinkers - the night and i are still so young

SEPTEMBER - 33 mekons - so good it hurts the fall - the frenz experiment nick cave and the bad seeds - murder ballads patti smith - horses suburban lawns - self titled the mountain goats - goths donnie & joe emerson - dreamin' wild nothing - guilty of everything donnie & joe emerson - still dreamin' wild: the lost recordings 1979-81 sports - people can't stop chillin various artists - wayne's world soundtrack various artists - dirty dancing soundtrack neutral milk hotel - in the aeroplane over the sea pink floyd - wish you were here naked giants - sluff eloy - ocean pure reason revolution - the dark third pink floyd - animals car seat headrest - teens of denial vampire weekend - self titled elton john - goodbye yellow brick road men at work - business as usual midnight oil - diesel and dust car seat headrest - living while starving belle and sebastien - dear catastrophe waitress depeche mode - violator creedence clearwater revival - green river ezra furman - day of the dog kate bush - hounds of love joe dassin - elle était... oh! king gizzard & the lizard wizard - nonagon infinity the modern lovers - self titled misfits - walk among us

OCTOBER - 30 martha and the muffins - metro music the redskins - neither washington nor moscow... oingo boingo - dead man's party the gun club - fire of love the flatmates - potpourri: hits, mixes and demos '85-'74 the passions - thirty thousand feet over china talking heads - 77 dexy's midnight runners - searching for the young soul rebels tears for fears - songs from the big chair oingo boingo - only a lad oingo boingo - nothing to fear danny elfman - so-lo altered images - bite fleetwood mac - self titled fleetwood mac - tusk ? & the mysterians - 96 tears of montreal - hissing fauna, are you the destroyer ride - nowhere galaxie 500 - on fire ride - smile ataquepolariS - self titled oingo boingo - good for the soul coven - witchcraft destroys minds and reaps souls aquarium - equinox love and rockets - earth sun moon nick cave and the bad seeds - i let love in weezer - green album johnathan wilson - gentle spirit express - jöjj hozzám nuns - the ghost inside

NOVEMBER - 11 the cranberries - everybody else is doing it, so why can't we? grimes - art angels frank zappa - hot rats my bloody valentine - tremelo queen - sheer heart attack queen - news of the world tame impala - currents slime girls - vacation wasteland slime girls - no summer no cry kero kero bonito - bonito generation the beach boys - surf's up!

DECEMBER - 14 skylar spence - prom king cocteau twins - heaven or las vegas boston - self titled vulfpeck - hill climber nine inch nails - the downward spiral mitski - be the cowboy mitski - bury me at makeout creek various artists - a christmas gift for you from phil spector fleetwood mac - tango in the night modern rocketry - get ready sufjan stevens - silver and gold sufjan stevens - songs for christmas goblin - suspiria jeff buckley - grace

all together i listened to 356 albums this year !!!! really close to an album a day but i fucked it up and got really busy towards the end :(

#megan talks #2018 in music #was gonna post last night but i was busy

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