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michelle-is-writing · 2 months

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Forgotten Dinner, Johnny Knoxville

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Warning: Little bit of angst, forgotten anniversary, sexual themes mentioned

The food in front of me made me sick to my stomach, seeing all of it just sit there without having been touched. A couple hours of putting it all together and setting it up seemed like a waste now as I haven’t even taken a bite of it since I put it on the table. I wanted to wait for Johnny to get home, but even though he had told me he’d be sure to be at home by 6, I still find myself alone as the clock on the stove turns from 10 to 11 pm. Today isn’t our marriage anniversary, but it is the anniversary of the day we met, so I wanted to surprise Johnny with dinner and a new lingerie set I got. It doesn’t help that he’s not answering the phone either, and I’m starting to feel like it all of this was a waste now.

Choosing to head to bed instead of wait up any longer, I put all of the food away in the fridge and lazily toss the dirty dishes in the sink before heading out of the kitchen. Just as I reach the hallway, the sound of keys in the door stop me, leaving me to turn toward the front door and watch Johnny walk in. He wears a laughing grin on his face until he sees me by the hallway, still dressed in the velvet dress I picked out for tonight. At the same time, my eyes catch the butterfly bandages stripped across his eyebrow and the several bandages wrapped around his forearm.

“Hi, baby,” he says, an almost awestruck look currently on his face as he takes in my appearance. He certainly looks pleasantly surprised. “You look… fucking fantastic, what are you all dressed up for?” Hearing his words make me smile, but I still feel a small bit of heart ache at the reminder of the food I made and how much planning I put into tonight.

“Um, nothing anymore,” I almost mutter, reaching hand up to mess with the clip in my hair as I look to the carpeted floors. “You told me you were going to be home at 6, what happened?” I can’t help but ask him, crossing my arms in front of me as I swallow down the nauseous feeling in my throat.

“Jeff asked me if I could help film another skit with the guys, so I stayed to help them and kind of hurt myself,” he tells me, still lingering by the front door as he continues looking me up and down with that same facial expression. However this changes in a few moments as an almost scared look takes over him. “I… I think I forgot something important, what did I forget? What is today?” He asks, now closing the door as he begins racking his brain. Before he gets too far, I stop him and simply inform him by reminding him of today’s date.

“It’s the day we met,” I bitterly remind him, watching the color drain from him. My stomach somehow churns even more seeing the guilt take over his face. “You told me you’d be home at six, but it’s eleven now. I made dinner, it’s in the fridge. I think I’m just going to… go take a shower and go to bed,” I say, shaking my head lightly.

Just as I begin to turn to head up to our room, Johnny stops me. “What? I just got home, don’t you want to stay up for a little?” He asks, stepping into the middle of the living room. “Baby I’m so sorry I completely forgot today, please, I’d love to spend time with you.”

In any other moment, I would’ve smiled at the sweet words leaving his lips, but knowing he forgot that today was the day we met and that we had plans makes the smile stay away. “I think I’ve stayed up long enough,” I say to him, turning my face down to the floor again. “Goodnight, Johnny.”

Before he says anymore, I head up the stairs and into our room where I close our door and let my tears fall. He stayed back for the guys on the one night we discussed him being home on time. If only he could’ve done this any other night, then the issue wouldn't be as severe. There have been many nights in the past where Johnny has stayed late on set, but even then, he texted me on those nights to tell me - unlike tonight when he wouldn’t respond to any of my texts or calls.

After locking our bedroom door, I walk into our bathroom and stand in front of the counter. Staring into the mirror, I watch as my mascara slowly rolls down my face, causing me to wipe it away with a tissue. I really liked my makeup and outfit tonight, and I was really looking forward to Johnny seeing me dressed up tonight and how he might react. Although, I was anticipating how he would react to what I have on underneath my dress more.

With a small sigh, I throw the tissue in my hand away before sliding the straps of my dress down with the rest of the material following it. Looking back into the mirror, I run my hands down my lace clad hips and up to the straps of the matching lacy bra. As I adjust the straps to better hold it’s contents, I step back to look at myself in our mirror and smile. At least I like the way I look tonight. The set came with a waist band that connects to the underwear and it only helps to accentuate my waist and hips even more. I was hoping Johnny would enjoy it too.

A loud crash beside me scares me away from the sink and over to the bathroom window that is now open as Johnny clambers through it, putting his upper body through before almost throwing his legs in behind him. At the same time he does this, his head hits the corner of our bathtub, causing a groan to leave his lips as he crumbles on the floor and I rush toward him. Despite my questions over his head, Johnny barely pays attention to his own pain as his focus shifts to my lingerie clad body. “You were wearing that? For me?” He asks, still lying in the floor unmoving as if he were awestruck. “Baby, holy shit, when did you get this set?”

“Johnny, that’s not important!” I exclaim as I get on my knees beside him to observe his head. He didn’t crack it open, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t give himself yet another concussion. “You hit your head!”

“It’s not the first time, don’t worry please,” he reminds me, moving to sit up with a small smile. “I deserve it after making you wait for me all night dressed like this,” Johnny adds, looking me up and down with a sigh. “I’m so sorry, babe, after I got hurt, we sat around and iced all of our injuries. Not to mention, I broke my phone during the fall too,” he further explains, “I’m so, so sorry I forgot about tonight.”

After a few seconds, I sigh and brush the hair away from Johnny’s forehead where a goose egg is already forming. “I wouldn’t say you deserved to hit your head, specifically,” I tell him, “You’re not good at remembering dates, I know that; mostly because of the many times you have hit your head in the past,” My comment earns a guilty smile from Johnny as he turns to look away, knowing he can’t deny it. “But I do wish you would’ve been home earlier.”

“I should’ve been, and I am so sorry, baby,” he apologizes once more, closing his eyes before turning his head back to me. “You have no idea how sorry I am. I hate that I made you wait up, I hate that I’ve made you cry,” he adds, his eyes now open as he moves a hand up to brush against my previously tear stained face. “I’ll start being home by 6 every night, I’ll bring you flowers every week, I’ll let you tase me, whatever you want - please forgive me.”

His offers make me want to giggle, but I want to try and stay as serious as I can for right now. “I have a few ideas,” I tell him, taking his hands in mine before helping him stand up. He doesn’t wobble or anything, which is good; at least he doesn’t seem to have yet another brain injury to add to the long list of previous ones. For a few moments, Johnny looks me up and down like he did when he was on the floor, albeit this time, he doesn’t look so dopey. “Why don’t you start by helping me out of this?”

At my suggestion, he grins. “Of course, but babe,” Johnny starts, letting go of my hands to wrap one arm around my waist while he grabs my leg with his other hand. All the while, I brace myself on Johnny by holding onto his shoulders as he pulls me flush against him, my leg now curled around his hip with his arm keeping it secure there. “Tonight’s all about you, and I know it’s our anniversary but you deserve so much tonight,” he further tells me, sincerity deep in his voice. “I promise, I’ll try my hardest to make it up to you.”

After a few moments, I smile at Johnny. “I’ll hold you to that,” I tell him, earning a smile back from him. “I love you, Johnny, even when your bad memory gets the best of you,” I add, causing him to laugh before connecting our lips. At the same time, he takes his arm away from my waist to pick my other leg up and hold me, causing me to cling to him even more as he begins carrying me to our shared bed. Lying me down on it, Johnny breaks our kiss and pulls away to smile down at me.

“I love you too, baby,” he murmurs, staring at me with a hazed look in his eyes. That is, until a smirk makes its way onto his face. “Now, just relax,” Johnny tells me, his hands sliding underneath the lace of my bra as he perches himself between my legs. “And I’ll show you just how sorry I am.”

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dunnswrld · 2 years

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Honey

warnings: fem!reader, best friend!johnny, high school setting (both of you are 18!!), making out, johnny being handsy, just teens being teens

PS: the dialogue will use the name “pj” and the text will use the name “johnny” sorry its just how my brain wrote this

you sat on your bed, body not under the covers cause of the hot tennessee heat. your legs propped up to hold the book in your thighs, you were doing homework for your english class on a friday night. usually the rest of your soon graduateing class would be out doing god knows what but for you it was different. unfortunately for you, you had failed your english class last year and had to retake it to graduate. it sucked sure but you couldn’t be mad over it cause you were slacking in that class last year.

you were in a pj set that was a silk white tank top with matching silk white shorts that were rather short but they were pjs and were meant to be comfortable even if they were a bit scandalous. the book that was between your thighs was catcher of the rye, it was a great book to you- you weren’t really sure why you weren’t interested in it last year.

your finger grazed the page as you flipped it, you were deep into the book as things seemed like they were getting intense. you obviously weren’t aware of your surroundings because you hadn’t seem to notice your life-long best friend, johnny, looking at you through the glass of your window.

his brows raised a bit as his lips were parted, he was only focused on you. your legs parted, those short silky shorts you were wearing that were so short he could see a line where your ass and thigh met, and the strains of hair that fell into your face as you read the book sat on your thighs. he could only imagine what standing in front of you looked like. made him almost wish he had used the front door, your parents would’ve let him in.

johnny always had a thing for you, since you kissed his cheek in the 4th grade under the pine tree by the school playground. it amazed him that you had been able to keep him wrapped around your finger without even knowing it all these years. he thought he made it obvious how much he liked you but you never caught onto them. which he liked but hated. liked because you guys wouldn’t ruin something but hated because he wanted you to be his girl so badly.

johnny soon snapped out of his haze and realized that he probably looked like a total creep to anyone who passed by him this evening. johnny quickly knocked on your window, your head shooting up from your book to look in the direction of the knock. but your face relaxing when you saw johnny giving a small wave. you playfully rolled your eyes and mouthed its open.

johnnys eyes were on you the whole process he had of opening the window, crawling in, and closing the window. yours were also watching him, for some reason his gaze at you was too strong to break.

“hey honey.”

honey. the nickname that johnny gave to you so many years ago when you two were kids but still never failed to make you blush. he always used to tell you that you were as sweet as honey and possibly even sweeter so he started calling you honey, and since that day it stuck.

“hey pj.”

you both couldn’t help but giggle at the odd way you two had greeted each other. johnny sat on the corner of your bed, his eyes still on yours.

“oh im sorry are you busy? i shoulda called first.”

“oh no you’re fine, let me just finish this chapter then we can do something alright?”

johnny hummed at your response as you quickly dove back into your book. johnny then moved himself closer into the middle of your bed right next to your legs and sprawled out comfortably, you two always treating each others rooms like your own.

but it wasn’t until johnny moved his head and saw how close his body was to yours did he start feeling the way he felt outside of your bedroom window. johnnys breath staggered as his eyes scanned your body. his own hand seemed to move on its own as it gently fell onto your upper knee. when johnny realized where his hand moved he peered up at you through his lashes and saw that you could care less about his hand placement as he began to slowly draw circles on your exposed knee with his thumb.

but he really began to test his luck when he slowly moved his hand closer and closer to your inner thighs, this was enough to pull you out of your book and look down at johnny. his eyes were low and his lips were parted, the golden lighting from the sunset hitting his pre-summer tan skin he earned from baseball.

you couldn’t lie to yourself that johnny was attractive, maybe one of the most attractive boys you’ve seen. you were ashamed to say you’ve liked him since you could remember, you weren’t supposed to fall in love with your best friend but johnny made it so hard to not.

“whatcha doing pj?”

johnnys hand seemes to retrack as soon as the sentence fell from your mouth. almost as if he was waiting for you to say something to him.

“sorry that was a little much huh?”

“i mean, i kinda liked it.”

johnny shifted his weight on your bed so he could see you better, trying to read your face to see if you were serious or pulling his leg. his elbow propped him up as he looked into your eyes, he couldn't see any sign of you joking on your face which made him heart thump out of his chest.

johnny nervously moved his hand back to your knee where he slowly dragged his hand up to your inner thigh, not breaking eye contact with you once. your legs seemed to spread on there own as johnny's hand fell closer to the space between your legs- his cheeks heating up as he realized how intimate his hand placement really was.

you couldn't help but feel like you were under a spot light right now with the way johnny was looking at you. it was a look you had never seen before but wish you had. his eyes were low but intense, it was enough to make you feel insecure under his gaze.

but johnny didn't stay still for long as he moved his hand to your hip and shifted his body closer to yours. his face was inches from yours and you could feel his breath hitting your lips almost in a teasing manner.

"could i kiss you? honey?"

you gently nodded at johnny's words, and the boy wasted no time putting his hand gently on your cheek and bringing your lips to his. the kiss was sweet and soft just like honey, johnny's lips were softer and more gentle then you could've ever imagined. there was so much love and passion in the kiss, almost like johnny had been waiting to do this just as long as you.

when you two both finally pulled away for air you finally saw the full picture of johnny. his lips now a swollen pink and light layer of spit coating them making them look more kissable then usual. his hand was still on your cheek as johnny looked at you, the blush spread across your cheeks and the way your eyes were practically begging him for another kiss made the butterflies in his stomach flutter.

but this time johnny didn't ask if he could kiss you again instead his lips met yours quickly again before his lips began to travel down to your neck. gentle warm kisses were being placed on your neck from johnny's lips as a small whine escaped your mouth.

you took your hands off your book and moved a hand to the back of johnny's head, encouraging him to keep kissing your body. johnny's body had made its way between your legs, his hands glued to your waist as he slowly drifted them under the thin material of your silk tank top.

johnny's lips trailed closer to your ear as he began to place gentle bites on your neck, causing your hand to tightly grip his brown hair. you tried shifting your hips closer to johnny's hoping to bring your bodies as close as they could be. a faint chuckle fell from his lips before he whispered in your ear,

"you still wanna finish that chapter honey?"

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babybammargera · 10 months

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Jackass/CKY Masterlist

(Yes there is a lot of bam content but I write for the others and requests are open)

Bam

Home sweet home

Brandon the brat

Nightmare slayer Margera

From best friend to girlfriend hc

Monster house

carving pumpkins Hc

Chores with menace bf Bam

Camp CKY

Finally

Highway to him

Things bf Bam does for the sole purpose of annoying you

Lazy days with boyfriend Bam

Smoking with Bam Hc

Bam tattoos (kinda smutty) Hc

Sleeping with/next to Bam

Bam reacting to you getting hurt while skating

Spending Halloween with Bam

Bf Bam Hc

Friends to lovers

You're supposed to be rivals.

You're supposed to be rivals pt. 2

Jackass crewmember

grunge chick hc

Doodles n Drives

The boys when you wear heavy makeup/do their makeup

The boys if you get hurt during a stunt hc

The boys on haunted attraction dates

Jackass stink

Jackass dreams

Part 7

Part 6

Part 5

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

CKY Crewmember

Bam and Dunn reacting to you crying over a boy

Ry and Bam being your besties during Viva La Bam

Growing up with Ryan and Bam hc

Picnic dates Ryan Raab Dico

Raab

Pranking Vito

First date jitters

Ryan Dunn

Trick or treat

Dating Dunn as Knoxvilles sister

Ryan teaching you how to drive stick

Halloween with best friend Ryan

Offroad adventures

Dico

First date

Weekend away

Johnny Knoxville

Dating Knox but Bam and Ryan are your best friends

Sick days

Dating OG member

Bf HC

Ehren

Cky member dating Ehren

Knight with a dumb haircut.

When in Paris

Steveo

Cliff diving

Jeff Tremaine

boyfriend Tremaine

Bf hc

Party boy

Boyfriend Pontius

Let's party

Lifeguards on duty

Spike

he loves you

dating spike

Dating spike 3

Dave

ouch

#bammywrites #bammy writes #Bam Margera #steveo #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs #dave england #johnny knoxville #danger ehren

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downtownbunnybaby · 2 years

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random hero <3

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jessisajackass · 2 years

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jackass romantic hc's

first writing post ^_^ srry its a little short-ish

i don't write head-cannons that often but i think this would be a good start to show how i personally believe these guys would be in a relationship. simple & sweet!

i DO take requests so if you want me to write something specific just let me know! platonic HC's are up next! also also, i do write for the other guys, they just have to be requested!

johnny knoxville:

i think he’d be super funny

always trying to make jokes and play around duhhh

he’s so tall i feel like he would always rest his chin on your head

and if he had to go anywhere for like a public event (mtv-awards) he would totally wanna take you! dress you up all pretty LOL

also if you got hurt, i don’t think he’d be super like “aww r u okay?” naw. he’d be like “you’re good just walk it off” LMAO

idk i think yall would just constantly hug, not in a weird/awkward way it’d just be like you’re glued to each other CUTEEE

steve-o:

crazy party bf to the max

i think in front of others, he’d be more like knoxville (trying to make jokes and stuff) but when it’s just you two i think he’d be so calm! like you just make him chill and idk it’s very sweet

i think he’d be very receptive to what you say if you get me? like he wants to know what you think of him

“babe watch this…don’t you think that’s cool? right?”

or if you told him to stop something, you’re the only one he’d listen to and stop immediately AWWW

bam margera:

he’d be SOOO protective

totally starting bar fights over guys that look at you the wrong way, etc.

when it’s just you two though, he’d totally try to play fight OMGGG

this is an odd one but i feel like he’s an annoying sleeper -_- hogging the blanket, sticking and kicking his legs out URGGHHH

he’d beg for you to come with him for skating events (which you happily obliged) and i can imagine the matching outfits LMAO

MATCHING TATTOOS BTW. CONFIRMED.

ryan dunn:

i wanna say he’d be plain but that’s not the right word for it

i think he would be very “go with the flow” and want to make you happy

doing everything you want to do, making sure you’re content.

“if you’re happy, i’m happy” kinda vibes AWWWW

if y’all had a “relationship pose” it would be u in a headlock LMAOOO

i also think he would always be so proud

“no…y/n would like it this way, she’s told me before” ETC. CUTEEE

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #ryan dunn #steve-o #headcannons

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dumbntough · 2 years

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Keeping The Relationship A Secret HC

a/n: So basically in my twisted mind, I wanna see how they would try and keep your guy's relationship a secret, why its kept a secret, and how long it takes for everyone to find out. If you have anything you'd want me to write, go ahead and ask!

Johnny

I feel like you’d both be in agreement that you want the relationship to be a secret because of the fan base and how crazy people are for him.

I mean look at him, of course people easily go crazy over him.

But this also means keeping it on the down low and away from the shows and movies, which was difficult for the both of you.

He liked constantly touching you, having an arm wrapped around your shoulders, holding your hand, etc. His love language is physical touch so it definitely took a toll on him.

But once the cameras were off he’d be all over you, making sure you were basically part of him, never letting you go.

You both kept it hidden for years, eventually just growing accustomed to hiding it whenever filming was going on which would only be a few months at a time.

It helped that you moved in with him eventually.

After years of social media becoming a big thing and him proposing to you on a beach at sunset which was really a sight to see you

You posted a picture on Instagram one day, no caption, just you about to cry, looking at him on one knee with the biggest smile on his face.

Of course everyone would freak out but you both were just glad that you finally had it off your chests.

Bam

You both would’ve definitely gotten together after a disagreement

Like an enemies to lovers trope

You both just wanted to keep it from the crew for as long as you could though.

So. Many. Excuses. To be ALONE. Just to do what adults do

He’d risk everyone finding out just to kiss your cheek. Chris would ask why your face is so red and you’d have to lie and tell him that you think you’re coming down with a cold.

The fake cough would really sell it.

Only a few days later you’d really come down with a cold and, obviously Bam would too.

You were all in the middle of filming the movie so a completely separate hotel room to quarantine the both of you was a must. Jeff didn’t want to risk anyone else getting sick and getting more behind on filming.

I think Ryan would be the first one to find out, coming into the room with soup for the both of you, only to find you both asleep, cuddling with each other.

He’d take a picture for when you both got better.

When the three of you are in the peanut gallery, watching Chris doing yet another skit with his little Pontius, Ryan would just pull out the picture, showing the both of you.

Your face would turn red with just the thought of Ryan catching both of you.

I think Bam would be more along the lines of pissed at himself that he forgot to tell his own best friend about this happening.

After that you’d both move on with your relationship, acting as though everyone already knew and they were all just oblivious.

Steve-O

You both have been together for as long as anyone could remember, being off and on and very rocky at first just because of your vastly different lifestyles, but eventually you both got together for good.

You both just didn’t make your relationship public. It’s not that it was necessarily hidden, you both just didn’t have an interest in being open about it.

Your guys relationship was more unique than anyone else’s in the cast. He’d act like this complete jackass on camera, doing so much dumb shit and not have a second thought about it but then when he was with you, he’d be sweet and gentle, making sure to always say sorry and thank you.

The way everyone would find out, the crew already knew, it was just the people outside of your guys friends and family that didn’t, would be that you both post pictures while on vacation, just of the scenery at first.

After a few days you’d post a picture of him butt naked standing in front of your hotel window from behind. Ass in full view, just completely forgetting that you both never posted about your relationship.

Going to bed that night and the next few following nights was somewhat of a challenge considering your phones were just blowing up with messages, dm’s, tags, everything.

You wouldn’t have it any other way though.

a/n: yall I kinda hate this but kinda love it idk oopsies

#jackass fic #johnny knoxville #bam margera #steve o #johnny knoxville headcanons #bam margera headcannon #Steve o headcannon #jackass

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partypontius · 2 years

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dave england headcannons <3

dave doesn’t get enough love, so imma show him some lol

- he gives off the biggest boyfie vibes

- like, he cares ab you so SO much

- he always checks on you, makes sure you’re okay

- also tells u how hot you are 24/7

- “damn, you look so pretty today.”

- *blushes*

- calls you sweet names

- such as “babe” or “honey”

- your personal fave is “shithead” (hypocritical but whatever)

- knows he isn’t the favorite jackass member, but is okay with it

- he knows he’s your favorite, and that’s all he cares about

- if any of the guys mess w you, they’re done for

- he will deadass kick their ass for you

- also, let’s talk about darf

- that little fucker gets on your last nerve

- however, even though darf is a complete ass, he’s always nice to you

- and everyone (EVERYONE) is pissed about it

- he could shit talk to everyone in a bar, and then go up to you and play with your hair

- does it make sense??

- no

- taking darf home, he talks ab how much he loves you and shit like that

- also loves to kiss ur neck?? not entirely sure what that’s about

- dave is genuinely one of the sweetest humans.

- he thinks ab his future w you all the time

- he lives for the thought of having kids with you and spending forever w you

- he’s so sentimental!!

- keeps everything you give him in a special box

- you found this box, but you never told him

- last one, I promise

- never, and I mean NEVER goes to bed without saying that he loves you

- “goodnight, babe, I love you”

- “I love you, too” <333

lmao, I’m sitting in an airport writing about dave haha. these are dedicated to my bestie, g, because she’s a dave stan. she complains ab there not being enough content about him, so I gave her some hahaha.

pls request some stuff if you want! my inbox is open <3

much love!! -em

#chris pontius #jackass #party boy #jackass movie #johnny knoxville #bam margera #steve o #ehren mcghehey #dave england #ryan dunn #Dave england headcannons #Dave england x reader #jackass forever #jackass fanfic

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ilovejknoxville · 2 years

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Screaming kicking thrashing around from the pure enthrallment of reading every piece of art writing on @knoxvilleforever 's page, if you havent read anything from them please do its litteraly the best

#jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #johnny knoxville #steveo #chris pontius #ehren mcghehey #jackass #jackass fic #johnny knoxville fanfic #jackass the movie #if i dont read their headcannons once a day ill simply evaporate

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m4rgera · 2 years

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i need more poopies😫🤲😫🤲

ok but like imagine the first time sean met you on the set, and he knew right away that he thought you were cute as fuck. like literally love at first sight. he would get all flustered around you during filming (even if you were just a crew member.) like they would have to reshoot so many stunts cuz that mf was zoning out. never did a good job at hiding it either, from day one it was pretty obvious to you. you were the one to make the first move just cuz he was so scared??? shy???? you know what i mean.

#jackass #johnny knoxville #dave england #chris pontius #ryan dunn #bam margera #ehren mcghehey #danger ehren #steve o #jackass forever #jackass imagines #jackass headcannons

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knoxvilleaura · 2 years

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Happy heavenly birthday Dunn 🤍

#bam margera #jackass #jackass fanfic #jackass forever #jeff tremaine #johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville fanfic #johnny knoxville imagine #pj clapp #ryan dunn #steve o #wee man #johnny knoxville headcannons #johnny knoxville hot #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville x oc

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michelle-is-writing · 11 months

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Bathtub, Johnny Knoxville

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Over the years, I’ve learned that Jackass comes with a lot of laughs as well as sore muscles and achy bones. Now, I don’t have to experience anything like this, thankfully, as Johnny has essentially banned me from ever doing the crazy stunts with the guys. He’s made it clear to me that he doesn’t want me to get hurt, but that’s coming from the same man who has done the infamous cup test more than once. Even when I somehow manage to get caught in the crossfire of their ridiculous yet hilarious stunts, he’s still very protective and takes care of me.

Of course, I do the same for him when he gets hurt; granted, his injuries are more severe than my occasional small skin grazes. Still, whatever he thinks will make him feel better, I do. Tonight, he suggested maybe a hot bath would help with his tender back. The guys had engaged in a paintball war for one of their stunts in their new movie, and Johnny managed to avoid every paintball in front of him. On the other hand, his back is littered with purple circles with pink and red splotches surrounding those bruises as well as cuts from the harsh impact of the many paintballs. As soon as he showed me his back after finishing the skit, I knew just how bad his back was going to bruise after a while.

With warm water surrounding us, Johnny lies back against me in the tub as he lets relaxation take over him. It’s so calm in here you could almost fall asleep, but it’s never a good idea to do that in the tub. Johnny does that enough behind the wheel, which is something I absolutely hate, but at the same time, it’s also an excuse for me to join him up front and spend time with him.

“Babygirl, thank you for this,” he tells me, releasing a sigh afterward as he nuzzles his head further into my chest, getting his hair wet in the process. He doesn’t care about this, of course, as he’s now comfortable, and with the way he’s closing his eyes, he is definitely going to fall asleep.

“Nuh-uh, Johnny, don’t fall asleep,” I tell him, guiding my hand through his damp raven locks. This action gets his attention, but he doesn’t open his eyes. “You can’t go to sleep in the tub, I won’t be able to get your ass out.”

He laughs at this, his eyes crinkling together before opening them to reveal his beautiful brown eyes to me, shining up at me with nothing but adoration. “I love you so much, honey,” he murmurs, his tone showing how heartfelt he’s being right now. These are the moments I crave, the moments where we’re joking one moment, and the next, we’re declaring our love for each other.

However, just before I get to respond to Johnny's words, a loud bang sounds throughout the bathroom as the door swings open, revealing Johnny’s friends as they laugh crazily. Immediately, I slide down further in the tub with my hands covering my chest as Johnny pushes his back against me with his arms covering my sides. He’s always protective over me, no matter what, even if that means revealing himself entirely at the same time.

“May I ask what the fuck you guys are doing here?!” Johnny exclaims while Bam and Dunn try to catch their breaths.

“Dude, we didn’t think (Y/n) was in here with you,” Bam admits to us, making me roll my eyes. Would it have been so hard for them to check beforehand? Then again, this is Bam and Dunn we’re talking about; they share a single brain cell as it is.

“Well, if you don’t mind, I’d like to get back to enjoying a bath with my wife,” Johnny says, his voice being blunt with each word. “So if you could all leave now…”

“Got room for one more?” Pontius’ infamous voice makes its way into the bathroom, making me reach my breaking point. With a groan, I grab the nearest shampoo bottle before throwing it at the boys, hitting Bam in the head before it bounces and hits Dunn. They all laugh at us, shortly leaving afterward while Johnny faces me and shakes his head. Not to mention the loud bang we heard was Dunn kicking the door in, meaning the hinge is now broken. So, as the guys left the doorway after realizing they couldn’t close the door, they all muttered a small “sorry” while failing to fight off their laughter.

“I’m sorry about them,” Johnny murmurs to me, closing his eyes as he shakes his head. I don’t know why he’s apologizing; these are our friends after all, but then again, Johnny is very protective of me. “I don’t know why the hell they’re like that, and I don’t know how the hell they got in, but baby, please-“

Before Johnny can say anymore, I gently grip his chin and tilt his head back to me so I can connect our lips. The action silences Johnny immediately as he kisses me back, ignoring the sounds of his friends still messing with each other in our home. Although, once he parts from me, he looks over at the bathroom door and groans, his previous moment of calmness now replaced by frustration.

“They knocked the damn door off its hinges,” he points the obvious out, making me sigh with him. The door wasn’t even locked since this is mine and Johnny’s house; we’ve never had to lock the doors. Again, because Bam and Dunn share a brain cell, they didn’t think of that beforehand.

“I’ll make them fix it,” I assure Johnny, leaning down to kiss his cheek. “But why don’t we go ahead and get out before they destroy the house? The water is getting kind of cold.”

Johnny lets out a short laugh at my suggestion before ultimately snuggling into me like before. “Just a few more minutes,” he murmurs, his eyes now closed as a tired sigh leaves his nose.

Knowing there’s no winning in this situation, I give in to Johnny and find myself relaxing back against the tub like before when the bathroom door could still close all the way. No wonder Johnny was stressed when he came home. Then again, I would be too if I came home to escape the incessant jokes and pranks at work, only for it to follow me here too.

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littlemissobssessedwitholdermen · 2 years

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Can somebody PLEASE write smutty (or non smutty) head cannons for Dave England, okaythanksloveyoubye x

#Dave England #jackass #johnny knoxville #chris pontius #spike jonze #Jeff tremaine #Knoxville #daddy issues #headcannons

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dunnswrld · 2 years

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Going on holiday with Johnny and him seeing you in a bikini and finding any excuse under the sun to have his hands on you

his attention would be on you fully.

i mean could you blame him? you were practically taunting him with that red two piece, the one he had bought you just for trip.

seeing this swimsuit in the store had him practically throwing it into the cart as soon as he locked eyes with it. the image of you sitting under a beach umbrella while applying sunscreen to your exposed legs had him have to think of steve-o throwing up in order not to look like a total creep in front of every other girl in the swimsuit section.

when it was finally time for you to change into the swimsuit for the beach johnny's eyes were glued to the bathroom door the whole time you were in there. waiting for the moment that you stepped out. he wondered how the swimsuit would hug your curves and how much it would leave for his very wild imagination.

and when he heard the large bathroom door finally open he perked up like a puppy. he saw you step out with your beach bag slung over your shoulder, your hair hanging from your head so beautifully, and your sunglasses sitting on top of your head.

but what really made you look like something straight out a bathing suit magazine was the red fabric that covered some of johnny's favorite parts about you.

the bathing suit looked way better then he could've ever imagined. the way the bathing suit rested on your chest was almost as if the swimsuit was made for you, and only you; in johnn'y eyes it was made for you and only you. hell, you were the only girl in the world in his mind.

the thin material of his swim shorts making him rather uncomfortable as he tried to shift in the bed with a goofy smirk plastered on his lips, hopefully hiding his half hard on.

"do ya really think we need to go to the beach right now doll?"

you turned your attention to your boyfriend and away from making sure you had everything you needed for the beach. you saw a smirk on johnny's lips and a faint blush painted on cheeks- though you weren't sure if it was from the hot sun you vacation spot carried. you laughed lightly at your boyfriend as you recognized the look painted on his face.

"how about you keep it in your pants till tonight pj."

"what a tease!"

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babybammargera · 2 years

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Doodles n Drives

Female jackass (og) member

Trips to and from set are always pretty hectic epecially when you get stuck in a van with Steveo and Bam. Steve and Bam are always the cause of chaos on these trips, Steveo somehow breaking something or generally just tearing up the crew van and Bam punching you and Ry purely out of boredom. Today was no different other than today the location Jeff wanted to film at was like 2 hours away from the hotel you were staying in. You climb into the very back row of the van headphones on absently doodling on your jeans waiting for the rest of the guys to load up. Ryan and Bam piled into the row in front of you meanwhile Knox was driving with Pontius in the passenger seat and Steveo in the row in front of Bam. 10 mins in Bam leans over the seat probably plotting to nail you on the shoulder with a well timed punch but immediately forgets about that when he sees your jeans. "Hey can I draw on you too?" You shrug and hand him one of your other sharpies honestly completely out of ideas yourself. He climbs over the seat and sits with your legs in his lap with one of your earbuds in finally quiet for the first time in the ride. He had claimed the left pant leg as his canvas doodling intricate heartagrams and the cky and gnarkill logos along with other obvious spooky Bam doodles. After a while Steveo gets bored and climbs into the seat Bam was in and leans over the seat asking for your lighter, "What that looks fun make some room." He tumbles over the seat landing on his head in the floorboard at Bam's feet. He sits in the floor of the van and grabs another permanent marker and starts doodling too. Eventually Knox gets concerned with the silence in the van and yells, "anytime you guys are this quiet you did something so spill it." You look over the seat meeting his gaze in the rear view mirror, "they saw me drawing on my pants and got excited so I let them draw too." The rest of the trip Ryan is sleeping and you're laying across the seat as Steveo and Bam cover your dirty jeans with artwork and chainsmoke cigarettes. By the time you arrive on set they were covered front and back. Honestly you're just glad they didn't draw any dicks on your pants during a filming day and the rest of the crew in your van is grateful for the boys not being unbearable for once. After filming the ride home goes pretty similar and it just becomes a tradition, sometimes even the others join in. At this point you have so many pairs of jeans just covered in drawings from your cast mates, you even have a pair that the cky crew covered and let's be real those are rightfully your favorite.

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knoxvilleforever · 2 years

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Jackass Guys Protecting You in a Bar Fight Headcanons

request: I love your Jackass Headcannons. Can you do HCs with Johnny and the rest of the cast with a damsel in distress? If you do one and not the rest, it’s totally fine. The writing is up to you. Please and Thank you.

request: could we please get hcs for ryan, steve and maybe pj protecting the reader during a bar fight 😲

johnny knoxville:

there’s no doubt johnny is protective of you at all times when you’re at a bar

and as soon as he gets wind of trouble

he’s at your side immediately

if it’s one of the jackass guys in the fight

he stays out of it for your sake

he doesn’t want you to watch

and he absolutely doesn’t want you in the crossfire

he’ll have his body in front of yours and moves you as far away from the scene as possible

doesn’t like having you so close to somewhere you could get pushed around so he’s using himself as your human shield

he doesn’t seem one to be involved in conflict

but if you end up somehow involved

he’s pulling you out of the situation immediately

would probably take you home and out of there as soon as he can

doesn’t want you to see a fight especially if it involves his friends

but if someone ends up shoving you

or you get caught up in it by accident

he’s definitely having words

he’ll keep you behind him the whole time but he won’t let whoever was responsible get away with it

he can be pretty intimidating

uses his words rather than his fists

will be the first to come to your defence if he’s needed

steve o:

now if steve o is coming to your defence

i definitely think he’ll be using his fists

if you’re at a bar and someone gives you unwanted attention

he knows from one look on your face that you’re uncomfortable

‘hey, dude. i think she’s done talking to you.’

he’ll insert himself mid conversation between you and the guy

doesn’t bother about making his presence known

the guy is only halfway through his rebuttal when steve o’s shoving him away

‘i said leave her alone.’

by then it’s got the attention of the bar

and the guy thinks better of going back at a very agitated looking steve o

the rest of the jackass guys step in to calm steve o

but he’s holding eye contact with the guy until he backs down

‘are you okay?’

it’s then he turns to you and is making sure you’re fine

because if you aren’t he’s ready to start back up again

he keeps a constant eye on you after that

he doesn’t like anyone getting too close for comfort

but he always checks up on you to see when he should step in

definitely likes to provoke the guy tho

he’ll make sure he’s kissing you right where he can see

ryan dunn:

ryan won’t start the fight

but he’ll finish it

if someone knocks into you

and spills a drink

ryan’s involved immediately

‘hey asshole!’

‘what the fuck?’

‘that’s my girl!’

if ryan’s fighting then of course so is bam

and ryan’s reliant on the fact that one of his friends will have moved you away from the chaos

once the fight dies down and his opponent is forced into defeat

he’s right back to your side

takes you to the bathroom so you can change out of your soaked shirt

he gives you his jacket or his own shirt

‘ry, you’re bleeding.’

‘and you’re covered in beer. what an asshole.’

could care less about the fight he was just in

is only concerned with you

doesn’t let you out of his sight for the rest of the night

has a protective arm around you at all times

the first to help you if you’re ever in trouble

#johnny knoxville #steve o #ryan dunn #johnny knoxville headcanons #steve o headcanons #ryan dunn headcanons #jackass #jackass headcanons #johnny knoxville x reader #steve o x reader #ryan dunn x reader #knoxvilleforeverwriting

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