Hello Indeed Dot Com. In front of you is a person looking for entry level work. Your job is to show them positions they qualify for and meet their salary expectations in the city they live, and to email them these listings daily. If you suggest a job that is across the country, isn’t entry level, or not actually hiring, you fail and you will be forced to use your own app until the day you die.

And also The Creature will be released. Good luck.

“you should make a linkedin” how about I kill myself

This job application could not be better at fucking with my autistic mind if it was specifically designed to do so

wishing myself a very "salaried worker" for my interview on wednesday

Me watching porn: This is so unrealistic. If all I had to do to get a job was suck a hot girl's dick I would be employed by now.

JOB SEARCH HELL IS OVER!

I got the job at the medical office! The only downside though is that I'll have to start wearing scrubs and I'll have to go buy white sneakers (and the sneakers I like cost like $200)...not looking forward to wearing scrubs, but I'm hoping they'll let me buy my own since I'm plus-sized. Already been researching scrubs brands other plus-size people like to wear, and already found a few I want to try.

But yeah!!! I'm getting paid $19 an hour, I'll be working 40 hours a week and I don't have to work weekends! Plus it's office work, so I can sit and there's plenty of a/c! \o/ AND I'LL HAVE MONEY AGAIN!!! I CAN BUY STUFF WITHOUT BEING STRESSED OUT AND GUILTY!!

I think the reason why LinkedIn is such a daunting and stressful website to use is because recruiters are the ones seeing the potential employees' profiles. Therefore, members of LinkedIn feel like they have to appear as professional and polished as possible. Meanwhile on Tumblr or other websites , I feel much more comfortable expressing myself.

[Just to be clear, I only have an account on there out of necessity.]

"Tell us about a time you solved a problem (professional or academic) in a new way" How about you tell me about the last time you did anything new or exciting in your miserable life?

Kill yourself

But anyways, I’m glad I applied to some jobs. One job sucks and gives me headaches, the other, I’m not very good at and I don’t get hours. Plus both are minimum wage fast food jobs, so there’s room for improvement, certainly.

(I was going to say, “anything’s better” before I remembered that janitors exist. No shade to janitors, I respect them very much, but it’s also not a job I’d want to do. I get grossed out easily. I don’t even clean my own room…

Also, there are lots of undocumented jobs even in Canada that are shitter than what I have. So, not the worst, but certainly I could be making more money!)

Oh don’t assume I’m some hard worker because I work two jobs. I only work around 16-24 hours a week (depending on my schedule) when combining both jobs.

Hello company under late stage capitalism. In front of you is a candidate for hire. You have 45 minutes to figure out if they are a good fit for the part time position you are hiring for without asking them to complete the SAT, take a personality test, or ask invasive questions. If you fail, The Creature will be released. Good luck.

dear job recruiters, here is one quick and easy trick to avoid desperate bitches like me emailing you a million times: just answer the first one I send you. with your words, you know the whole language thing we created to convey meaning???

I finally got a job interview! It has been so fucking long!

i officially resigned today :')

Well boys its time to buy the maid dress. As soon as I can figure out a way to phesiably commute from the UK to LA.

The medical office interview took 3 fucking hours

They made me wait for literally 30 minutes until the office manager was done, so it was technically 2 1/2 but Jesus christ. I ended up filling out a bunch of mind game ass quizzes. Like aptitude, IQ, and personality. I did the aptitude one in 3 minutes and apparently, the lady was surprised? She was like "Wait, you finished it and then went back to double-check your answers in 3 minutes?" and I was like "Yes??" Lmao it was a 10-question quiz that was brain-dead. The fucking IQ one fucked me up though, I pretty much skipped or guessed all the math questions. It was 30 minutes for 150 questions so...yikes. Literally filling in answers to the very last second. Also, the answer sheets being dot matrix fucked me up. The personality quiz also had 200 questions, but it made me laugh cause it was so fucking obvious what they were screening for. Like, "Ah that's for autism. Oop that's ADHD and that's sociopath. Oh wow, a narcissism question!" And like 1/3 of the questions were so obviously trying to pin autistic people. I'm looking over this quiz thinking I can tell what you're trying to fucking screen for dipshit, I know this question is a trap.

But apparently, the office manager liked me cause I went to college for medical coding and billing and apparently this job isn't actually for a medical receptionist. It's fucking medical coding and billing as well as insurance adjusting. So like, it's perfectly into my "degree" plus it pays $18 per hour. I'm doing a "working" interview tomorrow, so we'll see how it goes. I really hope she makes a job offer by at least the end of tomorrow, otherwise, I'm going to have to choose the thrift store. The only downside is that they don't have their own dedicated parking lot, so I'd be looking for street parking all fucking summer.

Hopefully it works out for me, fingers crossed.

I know the job market's shitty right now, but I can't help but feel that I'm a failure for not getting a job after graduating last year. After applying to about 40 positions, I only got one phone interview.

While I don't need to work for a living right now, I desperately want to get my foot in the door. Eventually, I want to go to graduate school, and getting real-world lab experience will help me stand out in the application process. Since I didn't get into an internship or co-op program during my undergraduate years (mainly due to the pandemic), getting some experience in the workplace would be the next best thing. However, these places seem to be looking for people with internships and some experience, so I'm stuck in a loop of applying for jobs, waiting, and (if I'm lucky) the company letting me know that they've moved on to other candidates. (Typically, they don't send me a response at all.)

Currently, I feel like I'm floating in a sea of uncertainty. I feel so stressed out and hopeless I could cry. :(