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ember-amber · 4 hours
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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police
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ember-amber · 4 hours
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The most powerful mosquito in the world bit my ass apparently
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ember-amber · 4 hours
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pls i can’t stop laughing over this
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ember-amber · 4 hours
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Not to call people normies but it's absurd how much worse the Elden Ring subreddit became when the game released and became super popular.
I was there in the 2 years with zero news, it used to be way funnier.
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
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ember-amber · 4 hours
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I think I have a thing for satyrs, i really like the idea of them.
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The goat legs and horns and ears. Goat legs for jumping high, horns because horns are cool, and ears because cute.
Next thing I should do is draw them HAIRIER. But body hair is so annoying to draw.
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ember-amber · 5 hours
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I should try playing Mod of Redemption again. Last time was fun, and I only stopped playing because of the chest glitch making me have to cheat my items in, that ruined the progression for me.
Druid class is fun
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ember-amber · 5 hours
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Here's the official concept art for Silva, The Goddess of Life, for Calamity Mod!
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ember-amber · 5 hours
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I saw that one awful trans masc + trans fem goals post circulating on twitter and made this improved version of it, I know it was a while back now but Draedon is cool.
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ember-amber · 5 hours
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I think one thing I dislike about the "Melina is the Gloam Eyed Queen" theory is just how the GEQ has a very well implied personality, one that Melina simply doesn't match.
To that you may respond "She is not in the game, there is no fucking personality there", and to that I say:
Can you imagine Melina wielding the Godslayer Greatsword, that giant unwieldy thing that exudes pure concentrated pride with each swing. You look at that ash of war and you imagine a god being cut in half by it. Remember that our girl's moveset in the Morgott fight is just the black knife moveset, jumping around with her little knife.
Can you imagine Melina, this quiet soft spoken girl that doesn't speak unless spoken to, commanding Godskin Apostles and Nobles? The band of god murdering monsters that wear the skin of their victims and act with genuine belief that they are above any demigod. God, can you imagine her RAISING THEM like that?
No. Golden Order propaganda aside, because there is probably a lot, every evidence points towards the Gloam Eyed Queen being a prideful, dogmatic lunatic. A woman moved by profound hatred for Marika's Order and a complete devotion to something. Melina is simply not that woman.
There is also the fact that she is just an item description character. I love everything about the Gloam Eyed Queen and her apostles but at the end of the day she is only ever referred as "empyrean that commanded the godskins but then died". Melina is a major character (in theory). I don't think they will ever bring up the Queen again, and if they did they wouldn't put her in such a spotlight.
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ember-amber · 7 hours
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girl who puts on her headphones to power up during tournaments but instead of listening to music she puts on forcefem audios
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ember-amber · 7 hours
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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ember-amber · 7 hours
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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.
And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.
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ember-amber · 8 hours
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ember-amber · 8 hours
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975
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There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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ember-amber · 8 hours
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My current gender is brooding and being hot while doing so
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