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cereswritingpoint · 1 year

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Hey! Welcome.

Since you've come this far, let me introduce myself!

❯ 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄

Hello, I'm Ceres! I'm in my early 20s and I've chosen to bring my writing to Tumblr. Yes! I usually write (and read) in my free time. And, when I'm not writing, I like to listen to music and also read about academic (nerd) articles.

❯ 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒

Newgrounds, JJK, TokRev, Junji Ito, Madness Combat, Soul Eater, CSM, AOT, Assassination Classroom, HxH, JJBA, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion: Death (True)².

❯ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄;

Sibling!Reader x Character (Only PLATONIC);

Female!Reader, Male!Reader (going to try), NB!Reader;

Reader x Character (Romantic OR Platonic);

Fluff;

(Going to try) angst;

Headcanons;

Oneshots;

Dark/Suggestive content;

(Going to try) Yandere!Character;

Gore, violence;

Note: I will put TW in any delicate topic.

❯ 𝐖𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄;

Underage characters;

R*pe or any other type of assault;

Incest;

Smut;

Religious themes;

Heavy angst;

Domestic violence (verbally, physically, emotionally and mentally);

Loli stuff or characters acting like a child.

❯ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑:

From Madness Combat: Series:

Hank J. Wimbleton, Deimos, Sanford, 2BDamned, Tricky, Jebus, Auditor.

From Project Nexus:

Dr. Christoff, The Employers, Director Phobos, Dr. Hofnarr, Dr, Skinner.

Well, that's all for now! Thank you for the attention, and I hope you have a great day! <3

#madness combat #madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #madcom #hank j wimbleton x reader #deimos x reader #sanford x reader #2bdamned x reader

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warcriminalcommie · 2 years

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Somewhere In... Deez N—

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'Sup. My name is Ay, I'm just your local (cringe as fuck) idiot on her i d i o t i c writing account. I honestly am still pretty weirded out about posting shit on Tumblr, specifically writing, but still. I gotta get used to it SOMEHOW.

Basically what I currently write is Madness Combat X Reader. I might consider Roblox X Reader later but I'm trying my best with my motivation right now.

And to the people who are from my Wattpad, pretend my update schedule history thing is actually existing and that I am a very competent writer that writes very frequently.

So uh. Here are the request rules, I suppose?

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Very epik, go ahead. (I will do this.)

Fluff.

Angst.

Platonic.

Platonic Character/Reader + Child!Reader/Child!Character. (It will be marked with a "+" or "&" instead of an "X". If not, then I forgot to mark it as such.)

Female!Reader.

Slightly suggestive stuff.

Violence and bloody stuff. (Kind of obvious since it's Madness Combat.)

Yanderes. (nO— I won't be romanticizing the yandere actions. All yandere relationships are abusive and unhealthy, y'know.)

Alphabets. (Fluff alphabet, SFW alphabet, Angst alphabet, etc... but of course not the NSFW alphabet.)

Boi what the hell boi. (I won't do this.)

Pedophilia. (Romantic/Sexual stuff with a Child!Reader/Child!Character. Like what the fuck?)

Rape. (Pro-Shippers when.)

Incest. (Pro-Shippers when. - Part 2.)

Smut.

Male!Reader. (I have no idea on how to write a Male!Reader lol.)

Gender-Bent Characters. (Because their personalities will be really weird to work with. Just thinking about a gender-bent Deimos or something makes my head hurt.)

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Oh, and the characters I'll write for. Right.

CHARACTER LIST.

Hank.

Deimos (The Deimos simps are wild bro. They're almost as wild as the Auditor and Phobos simps IF NOT EVEN WORSE— (And that's coming from someone who's favorite is Deimos.)).

Sanford.

2BDamned.

Sheriff.

Jebus.

Tricky.

Auditor.

Scrapface.

ROMP.fla.

Hot Dog Vendor (The most important character.).

Happy Hank.

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I'll be writing one-shots, head-canons, and alphabets. B)

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I'm also afraid I won't be able to write anything LGBTQ+ because I absolutely suck at representing groups that I am not from and I really do not wish to screw up the representation (Unless you like - Want a demisexual or maybe someone on the asexual spectrum. That's all I can provide.). My apologies.

And that's all, for now.

EDIT: Some characters have been removed due to my lack of knowledge on them, for those who have requested them I'll still try to push the requests out but I'll no longer be taking requests for any character not listed here.

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haxorus-imp · 2 years

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Greetings~!

Just to be clear, this is primarily a reader-insert blog. ALL OF THESE ARE X READERS THAT ARE PRIMARILY ANONYMOUS.

I personally don’t prefer to write for ships or self inserts. Please keep this in mind when requesting art or writings from me! = I WILL DO = - Fluff - Hurt and Comfort - Angst - Yandere,Tsundere, ect. - Injuries and recovery - Vampirism - Transformations - Unique Readers (Winged readers, mermaid readers, ect) - I am comfortable writing for cancer, amnesia, and Depression. - Readers with Autism. (I am a diagnosed autistic person.) - Murder and Blood = I WILL NOT DO = - Sexual assault & Rape - Underage ANYTHING - Severe sickness (ALS, Cerebral Palsy, Ect.) - Severe mental illnesses (Suicide, DID, Schizophrenia) - Omegaverse stuff (I just don’t know much about it, sorry!) =~~Fandoms I am participating in currently~~= - Pizza Tower - Madness Combat - Little Big Planet

!!UPDATED AS OF 4/6/23!!

Discord: https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/damkmyRkeM AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Haxorus

🧾 ++ MASTERLIST ++ 🧾 (Under construction)

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🩸 Madness Combat 🩸 = X Readers & Other Stories = ---- - Fall into Nevada (Part 1) (Soldier!Reader) - Fall into Nevada (Part 2) (Soldier!Reader) - Soldier!Reader Headcanons - Soldier!Reader picks up the SQ crew - FSR First Contact (Future!Soldier!Reader) - FSR First Contact [AAHW Version] (Future!Soldier!Reader) - Future!Soldeir!Reader Headcanons - The Player gets very sick (SQ Crew + Auditor) - The Player gets very sick 2 (Jeb, Tricky, Sheriff +2) - In the Player’s World Headcanons - The Player and the SQ crew get married - The Player and Phobos/Auditor get married - The SQ crew react to dyed hair - The Player tells Phobos about their world - The Player sacrifices themselves to save Nevada - The Player shattered headcanons - Jeb and Phobos react to The Player’s corset collection - The Main Cast With a Chubby!Player - The SQ crew learns that The Player is Asexual - The AAHW and NEXUS crew learn The Player is Asexual -

=Papa Grunt Series (Set in Salty’s AU)= ---- Pregnancy: - The SQ Crew during Player’s Pregnancy - Jeb and Phobos during Player’s Pregnancy - Sheriff and Tricky during Player’s Pregnancy - The Auditor during Player’s Pregnancy - Crackpot during Player’s Pregnancy - Church and Jorge during Player’s Pregnancy - Goyle, GIL, and Skinner during Player’s Pregnancy - Chopper Dave during Player’s Pregnancy Parents interacting with their Kids: - The SQ kids discover their Player powers - The Auditor and Phobos kids discover their Player powers - The Sheriff and Tricky kids discover their Player powers - The kids react to their Player cleaning their faces - Goyle and Player meet again - Goyle finds out he’s the child’s father - Tricky, Phobos, Auditor, and Sheriff reaction to their baby in danger - How would Phobos, Jebus, Crackpot, and Audi bond with their kids - What if the child asks for another sibling? - Grunts getting asked “Where do babies come from” - Sheriff’s kid getting their horse - The papa!Grunts react to their children crying out in pain - Papa!Grunts Egg version: - Where did the eggs come from? - Egg type guide (Art) - Hank reacts to his egg hatching - Jeb reacts to his egg hatching - Tricky and Auditor reacting to their eggs hatching - Phobos reacts to a crack on his egg - Eggy AU Artwork (Both mine and fanworks): ---- - DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD -

All Grown Up: - Sheriff’s Kid - The Tricksters AU Ramblings: - How many kids would the grunts like to have? =Seasonal Stories= ----

- The SQ crew reacts to Halloween in the Player’s World - Jeb reacts to Halloween in the Player’s World - The SQ crew reacts to Fall - The SQ crew reacts to Snow - The SQ crew celebrates Thanksgiving - The SQ crew celebrates Christmas - The SQ crew celebrates New Years -

=Artwork= ---- - Grunt Babies - Hank with his Child - Tricky and his Tricksters - “It was Him” - Hank Wimbleton and His Player - Hiding from Hungry Bandits - Cuddling an Auditor plushie - They live with you now - Short!Human gets bullied - Short!Human gets picked up - Papa!Grunt Doodles - Soldier!Reader and their clone - Reader with all of the babies - Human height discussion and flexibility - Humans are cryptids - Celebrating Hank Doll getting funded - If the SQ group were able to transform into dragons - Futuristic Soldier Artwork - Shattered Player Beta Design - FSR Underskeleton Concept Art = GOD!PLAYERS AU = ---- Writings - God!Players Harem Headcanons - God!Players react to Phobos’s Fanfiction ---- Artwork (both mine and fanworks): - God Player Portraits - Devil!Player Portrait - Mermaid!Player Portrait - BE NOT AFRAID - Soldier!Player Spa Day - Phobos drawing himself with Gods - Auditor giving Goddess Player a flower - World Map of New Nevada - God!Player Soul Gems - Phobos Doujinshi comic - Skinner casually letting SQ know he’s gonna be a dad = Other interesting things / Madcom Rambles = --- - Roommate Grunts - Grunt Culture - Grunts are reverse paradise birds - Human anatomy would fascinate grunts - Nevada Tycoon? - What makes the Player a god - Humans and Grunts being interested in their respective Biology - Human history being explained to grunts - Grunts reacting to human evolution and their generations - Human explaining space to grunts -

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🍕 Pizza Tower 🍕 --- (COMING SOON!) ++++++++

🌌 Little Big Planet 🌌

= Headcanons = ---- - Clive Headcanons - Larry DaVinci Headcanons - Avalon Headcanons - Dr. Herbert Headcanons - Headcanons on the titans - Newton is younger than the 3 heroes of Bunkum - Headcanons on the nature of Negativity = Human in Craftworld Stories/ Headcanons = ---- LBP/ LBP2 / LBP3 - The alliance reacting to a human - Human perspective - Dreamer Biology - A shy human gets lost in the imagisphere - A depressed human gets lost in the imagisphere - Marlon Random and Newton are friends - Newton comforts his human friend - Avalon with a shy S/O - Newton is touch starved and in a relationship with Reader - Newton has a panic attack and Reader comforts him - Vex / SABA - Vex meets a Dreamer that’s just as evil as him - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 1) - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 2) - Vex and a Dreamer (Part 3) - Vex as a Significant Other Headcanons - Vex gets turned into a Sackperson Headcanons

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THANKS FOR READING AND HAPPY REQUESTING!

#Haxorus Imp #Hax speaks

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abstract-crossverse · 3 years

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MADNESS COMBAT MASTERLIST

** - Platonic

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HANK

Hank showing his face to reader

Hank with a cat-like reader

Mag!Hank with a simp reader

That one character thinks the reader's d3ad but the reader's alive prompt, with Hank [fic, angst/comfort]

Mag!Hank having an episode and reader calming him down

Hank comforting the reader

"La Seine" [fic, fuff]

"Overworked" [fic, fluff]

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DEIMOS

Deimos with a super injured Reader

Deimos x Owl winged!reader

Deimos Snuggle headcanons

Deimos with a ticklish reader

Deimos with a stressed reader

Deimos x Sanford's sibling!reader

Big bro Deimos teasing Child!Reader **

"Big Bro" [Deimos x Child!Reader] **

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SANFORD

Sanford x bird winged!reader

Shy Sanford going to ask the reader out

"This Place About to Blow" [fic, angst]

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TRICKY

"Leaving wasnt a Good Idea" [MC2!Tricky x reader angst to fluff]

"Meeting a Clown" [MC2!Tricky x reader, fic, fluff sorta] **

Corrupted!Tricky x reader

Tricky x Optimistic!Witch!reader

Tricky comforting the reader from a nightmare

Tricky x Jester!cat!reader

Tricky x Chubby!reader

Tricky x Nervous!reader

Hellclown!Tricky x reader

Tricky x Bomb!reader

"Clown promise" (Tricky and Sibling!reader angst I made one night) **

Tricky x Male!Demon winged!reader

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AUDITOR

Auditor x reader [fic, fluff, pt.1]

Auditor x reader [hc, pt.2]

Auditor x Mag!reader

Auditor x Monster!reader

Surprise kisses headcanons

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SHERIFF

Sheriff nicknames Headcanons

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2BDAMNED

Auditor-possessed!2BDamned x reader [fic]

2BDamned x child!reader **

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Jebediah Christoff/Jebus

"Together at Last" [Jebus x Reader, fic, angst/fluff]

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PHOBOS

"Peanut Butter" [Phobos x Reader, fic, feat. Science trio]

"Daring" [angst/comfort fic?? Idk how to tag this one]

"Jelly?" [Part.2 of "Peanut Butter", fic, fluff, feat. Science Trio]

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OTHERS

Mag Agent Torture x AAHW reader

Romps + Romp Star with the reader **

"A Torturous Confession" [Mag Agent Torture x reader]

"Well Deserved Rest" [White Hank x Reader, oneshot]

"Listener" [MAG Agent Torture x Reader, hc]

Hofnarr x Reader [hc]

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MISC.

Deimos and Sanford comforting the reader headcanons

Tricky and Hank(separate) adopt Teen!reader**

Main 3 + 2BDamned x a reader who has powers like Eleven(Stranger Things) **

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#madness combat #madness combat x reader #look for later

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headlessjest · 7 months

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Holy shit, I haven't posted in a bit. How about some more Dadness Combat stuff?

What would've happen if you followed them to the Project Nexus stuff? (Slight spoilers)

Ft: Hank, Deimos, Sanford, and Jebediah

(All of this is platonic!!!)

Hank:

・Not visibly upset, but he is upset.

・He didn’t care how you followed him, he cared on how you didn't get hurt during everything that he went through.

・Christoff thought you were kidnapped until he realized you were cheering Hank on during the fight between the two.

・You accidently yelled a curse at Gestalt when you first saw him. Hank was proud tbh.

・During Hanks betrayal, you were honestly very upset that Deimos and Sanford killed Hank. You didn't leave his side after that.

Deimos:

・Shocked you were able to fit in his backpack.

・Also very shocked when you didn't have any injuries during the crash.

・When you first met Jorge and Church, you honestly liked them. Thought they were cool.

・When y'all got into the whole Gestalt stuff, you had to cling onto Deimos when jumping off and on to carts.

・Deimos let you control the robot thingy during the Deimos and Christoff mission.

・You were honestly was very confused during the betrayal of Hank but didn't really care.

Sanford:

・Sanford was horrified when he saw you. Thought he was going nuts during all of this.

・Double checked you for injuries but honestly glad none was founded on you.

・When y'all met Crackpot, you thought he looked funny and even said it out loud. Sanford giggled a bit from that.

・During the Hank and Sanford mission when y'all had to deal with the AAHW, you honestly were going absolutely insane during this because you kept cheering on Sanford.

・You were also confused during the Hank betrayal but you just fell asleep during it.

Jebediah:

・He scolded you for following him. He strictly asked you not to follow him and you just did the exact opposite.

・When Jeb and Hank fought, you kinda just watched too and cheered on your dad.

・When you met with Tricky, you kinda got a free pass of the life or death situation. Not Hank and Jeb though.

・Jebediah genuinely held you tightly when getting chased by Gestalt and was so relieved when you didn't get hurt.

・When he got pushed off the tower, you kinda just jumped off with him. You both luckily survived but you gotten major injuries from it.

Sorry for not posting a lot. I've just been a little stressed lately and just need some time to myself.

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headlessjest · 9 months

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Jebus + Child! Reader/Y/n that no one asked for. /lh (I also gave Child! Y/N a harness because I dealt with so many of them and thought it was funny.)

#jebus x reader #Jebus x child! reader #madness combat x child! reader #madness combat x reader #PLATONIC!!!!!#NO PROSHIPPING HERE!!!#THATS NASTY

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headlessjest · 7 months

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Y'all thought I was only a artist? Nuh uh!!! I got some dadness combat Hc stuff for y'all!!!! (Sorry if my grammar and writing is bad. I do write a lot but rarely post it and mainly keep it to myself.)

(All of this is platonic!!!)

Hank:

・To be honest, he's not gonna be the best father/parent figure in the world. He's a murderer for Christ sake! But he sometimes do set aside his responsibilities for you. Not all the time though.

・He sometimes forgets to feed you and when he does remember, they'll just give you a hot dog. Hope you don't choke on it.

・They'll play with you when he has the time to, but he's often busy 24/7.

・You one time threw up in bed and since he was too tired to clean your bed up, they just took you into his bed and let you sleep with him for the night. (Your room smelled awful in the the morning though..)

・Ya know how toddlers/little kids squirm away from their parents when it's feeding time or running away before going to bed? That's you both but 10 times more rougher and violent with it. He threw you once and you almost tore off their finger once.

Deimos:

・Smoker dad. He's a smoker dad, but he tries not to smoke around you, even if you don't mind it. Doesn't want you coughing a lot around him, almost sounding like you're dying.

・He also sometimes forgets to feed you, but he doesn't just give you a hot dog like Hank. He actually finds food that you don't choke on and feeds you it.

・I think some of y'all know my child! Reader design where reader has a harness right? Well, Deimos is the only one where he doesn't have to use it a shit ton. Because he always carries you by your feet.

・I think Deimos would try to rock you to bed no matter what age, both lovingly or just to tease you.

・Deimos always loves it when you watch him play games. He even loves it when you point out obvious things he didn't notice in the game.

Sanford:

・Probably the best dad out of all of them. He's such a loving guy and a massive sweetheart. Most likely got it from his mom.

・Would go nuts when you get an injury. He would flail around trying to find bandades, bandages, etc whilst comforting you at the same time.

・He loves to relax with you on the couch. When both of you are just really tired, you'll just relax on the couch and most likely fall asleep.

・He never forgets to feed you. He gets the right stuff and always has a timer for breakfast, lunch, pre dinner, and dinner.

・Whenever you get sick, he puts all his plans aside just to take care of you. He doesn't want to see his kid in pain.

Jebediah:

・Honestly, he's a neutral dad. He can be kinda strict but only due to his trust issues around Nevada, but he does care for you and wants you to have fun.

・He's always busy so he has a schedule that he always runs by to you when he heads out. He does write it down just incase you do forget though.

・His voice is genuinely comforting to me, so if you can't sleep or something, he'll read you a bedtime story or even sing you a lullaby.

・He never forgets to feed you, but when he's out for something, he has premade food and extra snacks just incase.

・You one time followed him and accidently got yourself dragged into the project nexus shit. He wasn't happy about that.

Tricky:

・Jesus Christ he's not a great parent. He a immortal demon clown and you expect him to be a good dad?

・He does feed you but not the right stuff...

・He one time took you on a high speeded ride throughout Nevada and he somewhat regrets it. You became temporarily deaf for awhile.

・Whenever you're tired but you can't sleep, he always, like always starts a pillow fight with you, hoping for it to tire you down.

・Honestly doesn't care if you get fed to much candy. He'll just let you rob a candy store and then eat it.

Sheriff:

・He's also a pretty great dad, but his cowardly ways can sometimes get in the way of being a parent in general.

・Don't be fooled by his cowardly ways, he will not hesitate to fight just for you. Except for Hank. You both will run away.

・Always loves it when you wake him up first thing in the morning just to eat breakfast. You're like an alarm for him.

・He one time showed you around Merc and you gotten pretty close with Church and Jorge. Y'all are like siblings pretty much.

・He one time let you wear his hat and you didn't give it back to him after. He genuinely had to find a new hat.

2BDamned:

・So he's not a good dad but he's also not a bad dad. He's also a little bit more stricter than Jeb.

・When you don't really work with him by eating or going to bed, he sometimes puts you in timeout.

・He also is way more better at fixing you up when you got hurt or sick.

・He never let's you have sweets. He always gets those vegan snacks that you thought were bad but are actually pretty good.

・Some of y'all would probably get this, but you know when you're working with your dad with something like the car, and you freak out when your dad asks for a certain tool and he gets upset from you not getting it quickly, yeah that's you two.

Phobos:

・Phobos is not a good dad. Final answer.

・The only few things that're sweet is that he always keeps the drawings you give to him. He'll look at them once in awhile when he's working.

・He always have his workers babysit you, the only times he's around you is when it's bed time or when all the workers can't babysit you.

・When he first saw that you were one of the cloning failures, he was gonna kill you, before you accidentally touched his heart by doing literally nothing.

・He watches over you on the cameras when you're hanging out with the workers and sometimes laughs a bit to himself when he sees you mess with them.

Auditor:

・They're not a really great dad. They always care about their work and gets a little upset they're not there for you.

・One time, you wandered into their office and just casually sat on their lap and slept there. They didn't move a single inch during that.

・You sometimes remind them of a cat, so they sometimes even carry you like a cat.

・Despite not having any lips, they try to give something that resembles a forehead kiss. Like a headbump or something.

・They hate that you grow up faster than them. (I Hc auditor that they're like 1000 years old or smth) They don't like that they'll see you grow right in front of their eyes and them not age a single bit.

Omg that last one was sad, uh.. Hope y'all like this..? Like I said before, sorry for any grammatical errors, writing errors, etc.

-Jester

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