#jarlaxle x zaknafein
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Fandom: The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jarlaxle Baenre/Zaknafein Do'Urden
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden
Additional Tags: First Time, Friends to Lovers, Past Rape/Non-con, not really for fans of Malice Do'Urden, Non-Graphic Smut, Frottage, unfortunately the dagger metaphors are canon
Summary:
"We've shared women before—you cannot tell me you haven't thought of what might happen without those women between us."
#legend of drizzt#jarlaxle baenre#zaknafein do'urden#jarlaxle x zaknafein#unfortunately canon dagger metaphors#o hai i finally posted that fic i was talking about this morning
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Fandom: Forgotten Realms, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jarlaxle Baenre/Zaknafein Do'Urden
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden
Additional Tags: Drabble, Unresolved Sexual Tension
Summary:
A moment, between two of Menzoberranzan's deadliest men
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Today was a long day at work. My back is just...ruining my life at this point. I thought it got better after I stopped taking the new meds but no go. I cannot even explain how much agony I am in when I wake up in the morning. I cannot even sit up. I have to kinda roll over, swing my legs in hopes I can roll to the edge of the bed. I am worried I've actually slipped a disk or something. My GP has not called me back despite my calling them three times. Tomorrow I'm gonna get nasty on the phone and demand they send me a referral for an MRI because I think I need to explore getting some cortisone shots in my back or something. Or give me the referral I asked for PT. I cannot live like this.
My evening was improved by my brother sending over the cutest video from my six year old niece asking me which MLP was my favorite. So I sent her a reply back with my bright purple/pink hair clearly visible telling her I had not seen the new MLP and we'd have to watch it when she's here next month. Which....on one hand god help me, did I just sign up to watch MLP? But on the other, quality time with my niece so I'll take it.
Now, I find myself at an impasse. I could write, I'm in the middle of writing a very fun scene with lots of verbal sparring with Walon Vau. But I also kinda want to read but my reading history is in A B S O L U T E shambles.
I've been reading a lot of Grashir the past few days but I have a couple of D&D HAT fics written by some authors who I adore like Weatherlaw who have been posting WIP's I just haven't had a chance to read yet. On top of that I have like three or four COD fics I stopped midway through because of ADD. And now I'm teetering on the edge of falling down a FR rabbit hole. Cause there's new fics in the Notorious verse which I have not read.
I also kinda lowkey want to see one angsty Jarlaxle/Zak fic where they realize maybe two centuries of separation has changed Jarlaxle and he's not the person Zak used to know and maybe they're not suited to be lovers anymore and should they maybe start as friends. Meanwhile Artemis is totally not lowkey freaking out about this super important figure in Jarlaxle's past who has shown up out of nowhere and is potentially going to upset the delicate balance of their relationship.
BUT I HAVE NOT FOUND THIS FIC SO FAR AND I AM SAD.
Not because I want to see some divisive this pairing is superior to the other so much as people change and it gives you this bittersweet realization that when you see someone you haven't seen in a decade or two and you realize despite being best of friends or maybe something else in the past, you've both changed and you need to examine your relationship and come to terms with the ghosts of that previous relationship and whether you need to redefine it and give it a new meaning.
So any enterprising fic writer out there in the FR fandom, please take my bunny and give it a good home. I don't have the time or attention span for it. Or the brain power to read the most recent books. I still have the entire Generations trilogy sitting on my kindle which I haven't read so for all I know that's been addressed in some way, shape or form.
I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink I'm going to be good and write. I'm getting closer and closer to finishing Seeds.
I think I might actually do something super special when I finish this fucking fanfic because yanno what? I will have written essentially two full length novels or one god damned GRRM/Robert Jordan length novel by the time I finish this damned fanfic.
#el writes#el reads#so many fanfic#the adhd is real right now#fanfic bunny adoption#forgotten realms#jarlaxle x artemis#jarlaxle x zaknafein
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What a combo, love to get to the book with them in it someday. Old man yaoi of my dreams
#zaknafein do'urden#jarlaxle baenre#legend of drizzt#fruity man x not fruity man with naturally lush eye lashes#I gotta finish sojourn so I might move on#but I can’t decide which trilogy to do next
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Shattered Planes
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3svje59
by Hannah_Girl
A nefarious force has caused a calamity that has affected Middle Earth, Faerun, the 21st century, and the 24th century. In an instant, Drizzt, Legolas, the Winchesters, the crew of the USS. Enterprise, and many others, find themselves in strange worlds with no way to get back to where they came from. They quickly learn that each of these worlds is under threat by many dangerous adversaries, and the fate of four worlds and everyone who lives on them hangs in the balance.
Words: 3695, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore, Supernatural (TV 2005), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), The X-Files, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi
Characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Thranduil (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Bilbo Baggins, Elrond Peredhel, Celebrimbor | Telperinquar, Glorfindel (Tolkien), Elrohir (Tolkien), Elladan (Tolkien), Drizzt Do'Urden, Artemis Entreri, Catti-brie (Dungeons & Dragons), Ellifain Tuuserail, Bruenor Battlehammer, Dinin Do'Urden, Berg'inyon Baenre, Doum'wielle Armgo, Effron Alegni, Kimmuriel Oblodra, Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden, Castiel (Supernatural), Hannah (Supernatural), Meg Masters, Dean Winchester, Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Buffy Summers, Jean-Luc Picard, Kira Nerys, Kathryn Janeway, Chakotay (Star Trek), Original Female Character(s)
Relationships: Legolas Greenleaf/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Catti-brie/Drizzt Do'Urden, Castiel/Hannah/Meg Masters, Jo Harvelle/Dean Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Charlie Bradbury/Willow Rosenberg, Fox Mulder/Dana Scully, Angel/Buffy Summers, Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard, Kira Nerys/Odo, Julian Bashir/Jadzia Dax/Elim Garak
Additional Tags: Multiple Crossovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Gore, War, dark themes, Trauma, Battle, Torture, Destruction, Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Action/Adventure, Friendship, Platonic Relationships
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3svje59
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Shattered Planes
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/I1ed2zX
by Hannah_Girl
A nefarious force has caused a calamity that has affected Middle Earth, Faerun, the 21st century, and the 24th century. In an instant, Drizzt, Legolas, the Winchesters, the crew of the USS. Enterprise, and many others, find themselves in strange worlds with no way to get back to where they came from. They quickly learn that each of these worlds is under threat by many dangerous adversaries, and the fate of four worlds and everyone who lives on them hangs in the balance.
Words: 3695, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore, Supernatural (TV 2005), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), The X-Files, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi
Characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Thranduil (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Bilbo Baggins, Elrond Peredhel, Celebrimbor | Telperinquar, Glorfindel (Tolkien), Elrohir (Tolkien), Elladan (Tolkien), Drizzt Do'Urden, Artemis Entreri, Catti-brie (Dungeons & Dragons), Ellifain Tuuserail, Bruenor Battlehammer, Dinin Do'Urden, Berg'inyon Baenre, Doum'wielle Armgo, Effron Alegni, Kimmuriel Oblodra, Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden, Castiel (Supernatural), Hannah (Supernatural), Meg Masters, Dean Winchester, Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, Buffy Summers, Jean-Luc Picard, Kira Nerys, Kathryn Janeway, Chakotay (Star Trek), Original Female Character(s)
Relationships: Legolas Greenleaf/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Fíli (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s), Catti-brie/Drizzt Do'Urden, Castiel/Hannah/Meg Masters, Jo Harvelle/Dean Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Charlie Bradbury/Willow Rosenberg, Fox Mulder/Dana Scully, Angel/Buffy Summers, Beverly Crusher/Jean-Luc Picard, Kira Nerys/Odo, Julian Bashir/Jadzia Dax/Elim Garak
Additional Tags: Multiple Crossovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Gore, War, dark themes, Trauma, Battle, Torture, Destruction, Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Action/Adventure, Friendship, Platonic Relationships
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/I1ed2zX
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@thejarlaxlebaenre from x
“LOATHSOME is a very strong word, my friend, and one that I would be reluctant to lay upon even you.” Zaknafein crossed his arms over his chest, meeting Jarlaxle’s eye with a knowing stare. “It would be more accurate to say that-- in those aforementioned decades-- I’ve seen many others look upon Jarlaxle just a little too long. There’s a strange spell that comes over them-- a feverish INFATUATION that interferes with the workings of the brain. It’s a dangerous gamble to look upon you, it would seem.”
His lips curl into a smirk, and he continues. “As for your WINK, however-- I remain unimpressed. You look like a confused old fool, trying to blink a mote of dust out of his eye.”
#thejarlaxlebaenre#// this is the second thing I've replied to this week and I'm sorry#Zak just couldn't let it pass#Jarlaxle's winking game has been called into question
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jarlaxle Baenre/Zaknafein Do'Urden
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden, and a handful of unnamed bregan d'aerthe
Additional Tags: Haircuts, Reunited and It Feels So Good, Established Relationship, Past Rape/Non-con, not really for fans of Malice Do'Urden, Non-Graphic Smut, Anal Sex, unfortunately the canon dagger metaphors have returned
Series: Part 2 of a reason we survive
Summary:
"Why did you crop my hair tonight?" Zaknafein asks, instead.
"To prove to myself that you were no longer hers," Jarlaxle says, softly. "To prove that you were mine."
#legend of drizzt#jarlaxle baenre#zaknafein do'urden#i finished it#if zaknafein is less than perfectly angsty in this fic it is because of the wine#wine helps everything#i continue to stan the generations trilogy#also astura has a blink and you'll miss him cameo in this#for those who follow my blogging about dragon heisting#jarlaxle x zaknafein#(almost forgot that one)
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jarlaxle Baenre/Zaknafein Do'Urden
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre, Zaknafein Do'Urden
Additional Tags: Drabble
Summary:
Jarlaxle offers one path, zak refuses.
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