What we need on OFMD is the Pirate Equivalent of a Drunk Vegas Wedding.
Two crew members of The Revenge (Ed and Stede or two others, I'm not picky) wake up incredibly hung over after a night of drunken debauchery in the Republic of Pirates and realize that they got married the night before (because the RoP is full of pirates, meaning full of pirate captains, meaning any of them could've married them).
"Quand il me prend dans ses bras
Qu'il me parle tout bas
Je vois la vie en rose..."
Calypso's Birthday is legit my favorite episode of the silly pirate comedy. Also the lighting is gorgeous.