The mlp infections au got to me..

I feel a new au coming on..

since I started watching Masters of the Air and getting really invested in it WWII related things just started showing up everywhere, there's no chance that those were just freakish accidents, it happens wayyy too much for that??? (no one gives a fuck I just needed to get this out)

meeting wyll at the grove, as someone who the tieflings trust enough to train their children, says so much about him. it's so sad that he doesn't get explored in acts 2-3 as deeply as the other companions, when his problems are equally intense. the average player probably long rests once before coming across the grove, but even if not, in that time wyll has already proven to the tieflings that they can rely on the Blade of Frontiers.

this is the immediate first thing he chooses to do after being condemned to slow death via ceremorphosis. his priority list in the first conversations with tav is: 1) hunt down a dangerous devil, 2) help zevlor with the goblins, 3) once nothing threatens the tieflings he will gladly search for a tadpole cure. wyll is perpetually his own last priority, and i wonder if it has to do with the lore about souls.

if he believes mind flayers' souls have been destroyed, and fiend warlocks will all have their souls sent to the hells after death, then becoming a mind flayer isn't the worst possible way for him to die. he would never become a mindless monster to save his own soul, but he's not gripped by horror the way that some of the other origin characters are. lae'zel has been made revoltingly impure to her people, astarion is terrified of losing the scrap of bodily autonomy he just regained, gale is guilt-ridden over the orb detonation if he dies, shadowheart has to survive to prove herself to her cult leader, and karlach has also just regained bodily autonomy and is desparate to live.

this is just another quest for the Blade, whose persona guards wyll ravengard against the vice of self-concern when he ought to be concerned for those in need.

long hair sokka truthers lets goooo [id in alt]

fhishjing...

here you are in the straw house, feeding the straw dog. // straw house, straw dog

man my stupid ass brain has nothing better to do than make my own photocards. I am such a loser.

UHM HELLO????? I'M DROOLING????? credit; @_viswhore on Twitter

I love how zolu fics that included marriage are usually between two extremes:

Either they got married in their solo sailing days/before meeting nami and have been married the whole time.

Or they're going through the slowest of slowest burns ever spanning the entirety of one piece and vow to get married after they fulfill their dreams.

Edit: fic recs in the notes

misc tadc things (mostly ocs)

Finn Wolfhard in Prada / styled by Warren Alfie Baker

my marauders era OCs

Lysander Moonbright: the main character. he is a tall and sexy gay boy with tattoos and piercings and scars because he is... a werewolf. this makes him super angry and angsty all the time. he's also a genius and invented a map of hogwarts all by himself.

Silver Starr: a sweet soft gay boy, he is in love with Lysander and he is very sensitive and smol. he's also kind of ditzy and dumb haha good thing Lysander can help him with homework. because he's such a femme

Junebug Parsley: he's such a himbo haha he's a jock but he's very soft and sweet. He is best friends with Silver but secretly in love with Silver's younger brother

Dark'ness Starr: Silver's younger brother. Mean evil homophobes are always trying to turn him to the dark side but his love for Junebug saves him from their wicked influence!

Girle Random: hmm idk why but I haven't thought about Girle as much! She's a lesbian though and a surrogate mother for all the boys

i miss blythe insane yuri but at the same time i dont like love triangles and feel like her having a good healthy relationship is ultimately a better story decision for her