late night spore got me fucked up

theyre having Cave Dinner

A giant golden orb weaver (sometimes called the skull spider), a three horned rhinoceros beetle, and a fire-tailed resin bee.

did this

s4 blackarachnia based on the transmetal2 design from bw

Saw a possum in the wild* for the first time ever in my life today so like, whatever happens, at least there's that

*outside of travelling in the US, I mean in the wild where I live

Part of being Canadian is how similar we are to the US, and honestly not a single person on earth I think could genuinely pin point the difference between Canadian and American culture but the average Canadian. Americans assume we're the same as them (we aren't), even a bunch of Canadians think we're Americans, especially around voting seasons, and about half our cultural identity is "we're Not American!" but there are some cultural differences and if we all spoke French equally we could have had a language distinction but nooooo. Despite not being America unfortunately such a fuck off massive country right below your teeny tiny ass country (population wise) does result in a cultural avalanche from said fuck off massive country. Especially when you share a language.

The war of 1812 will forever be funny to me though because Americans were like "hmm maybe Canadians would also like to tell the British to fuck off, we will invade to show them!" And Canada was like *burns down the white house* and we've been tentatively chill with each other ever since lmao (even when we probably like. Shouldn't be cool with America but like. We could not risk that implosion politically or otherwise it'd be suicide).

oh wait this is literally just... the majority is Right and True and anyone who deviates from it is Wrong and Unwell. okay. okay. i've experienced this and observed this many times before but this one in particular blindsided me a little because I often forget how much people hate insects because the subject does not come up very often in my physical life

having a strange bug in your room is the most scary of all time ever in fact

Hollow Knight inspired bug designs hehe :]

Thinking about it again bc a thing that happened yesterday and the thing I just reblogged but I think my mom especially does not take my phobia of spiders/certain bugs seriously bc I tell her all the time and she's just like 'but it's just a small spider! it won't hurt u' like that truly does not change a single thing and I am aware a lot of them will not hurt me

All I wanted was some domestic farm jalex but here I am crying because there’s a spider in the bathroom

um my conclusion for tonight is to watch something weird ty

nnnnnnnnnnnothing like big big spider on my blinds (crawling on my blinds) at night (at night) big and crawling on my blinds (at night) and knowing i have to deal with it but it is big and crawling on my blinds (at night) and i dont want to break my blinds (at night) and i dont want to break my items sitting UNDER my blinds, but it is big and crawling on my blinds (at night) so i have to deal with it anyways

i. got it. with. a combination Chemical And Box attack. lskdjflskdjf my fabric spray was sitting on my desk (under my window) (where the spider was crawling on my blinds) (at night) and so. opportunistic.

i sprayed it. it fell. I Slammed It.

spider is dealt with. but i had to go into another room bc i was making the most deranged laughter out of nerves and adrenaline.

god im so bad at dealing with spiders.

spider fell on my head then tumbled to the floor lol

hi

since i never post horror stuff I'm giving a heads-up to block anything you might consider necessary

There's some doodles I'd like to share but they're experiments to try and approach a more horror-y style, and it's not the kind of content i've ever posted here so I figured it'd be good to give a warning!