i dont know jackshit about disco elysium but the contradictory brainrot of having learned french at one point in my life and having been on tumblr since 2014 means i have one side of my brain reading the name bois as bwah and the other as boys
harry also prolly does this
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[ Incoming communication ]
[ establishing connection ]
[ receiving messages ]
-Hello? Narrator, are you there?
Stanley where have you been?-
I was trying to find you inside the-
Parable, but you were not there-
-Opps, sorry about that,
-I was teleported on a moon,
-not only that I found a new friend
THE MOON?! STANLEY-
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!-
WAIT... A NEW FRIEND?! THAT-
BETTER BE NOT BE ANOTHER-
BUCKET STANLEY!-
-Hello, my name's Taylor,
-it's nice to meet you
Stanley, care to explain?-
-No.
[ Connection lost ]
The Narrator sighed deeply, how is he going to get Stanley now? Maybe he should ask for The Adventure Line for help, he cares for that stupid man too much...
*Sighs*
"What am I going to do with you, Stanley?"
"Hahaha, I meant to say i love you...oh wait i already hung up...oh shit! The Narrator's going to be so pissed with me!"
"You should try to chat with him again, as long as the comms on, it can connect anytime"
"Thanks, Taylor, I should try that, wait don't you have someone else to talk to?"
"Oh, Lifeline? Don't worry, they're still asleep during this time, although I wish they were still awake right now though"
"You seem attached to them?"
"I...am but nevermind that! I was wondering, how are we going to get out of this moon, and go back to Earth?"
"Hmmmm, I don't know, let's wait for my Narrator to save us, I guess?"
"Alright then, although I do have to warn you about something..."
"What is it?"
"There are weird green blobs with tendrils around, just make sure they don't go inside your mouth, okay?"
"Okay- WAIT WHAT?!"
Editor's Note: Is that The Stanley Parable and Lifeline Crossover?!?! What will the Narrator do now? How will Taylor and Stanley survive the green??? What kind of adventure awaits them? What will happen next, it's up to your imagination ^^
I'm so sorry for not posting last time, I kind of...ran out of ideas, not only that I have noticed my content isn't exactly StanleyxNarrator lately, i apologize for that.
I didn't keep my promise to make creative content, did I? I'm sorry if this sounds sad, I just wanted to say this for a long time now.
I will try my best to post content, but I am not exactly the best writer to say the least, but I will try :)
Thank you so much for reading, and you too my dear followers 💛🖤💛🖤
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It sucks that pokemon sv has such bad technical issues, because its genuinely a terrific game aside from that. The storylines are genuinely interesting and exciting, the gameplay (for the most part)) is still interesting (needs tweaking), the character designs are really fun, it’s surprisingly funny, and its packed with general stuff to do. But all anyones gonna talk about are the shitty graphics and technical problems.
Edit: also it legitimately has the best ending of any pokemon game holy shit
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whooo boy i am chomping at the BIT for more god of war, i haven’t had a game live rent free in my head like this since hi-fi rush, damn
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really hoping that the ds2 and ds3 tournaments will have less obvious winners but I've had a lot of fun so far :)
pleaseeee lmk if you guys have any ideas for us to improve the next ones because we just wanna make these polls as enjoyable as we can for you
also in future i think all polls will be posted in the morning my time bc I'm not exactly a *night owl* and it's more difficult to manage and prepare posts when im sleepy lmao
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i know next to nothing abt ff14 but my friend is really into it and he was also spreading the healer agenda lol
although his reasoning was that the queue time is like instantaneous for healers and horrid for dps djjddnjfjf
It's instant for tanks, quick for healers, and "go have dinner and it might pop while you're gone" for DPS
it's because DPS massively outnumber healers and tanks lol
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not to blorbofy the divine concepts of stangnation and change but i did just listen to a song and go "this is so princess/hero-core" so thats the level of thinking we're on regarding slay the princess i suppose
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