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draculagerard · 8 months
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Things spn did without consulting Jensen Ackles:
Throwing him on shards of real glass
Dousing him with lube on a regular basis
Trapping him in an attic with sixty thousand live bees
Putting him in a house that was actually on fire (on the first episode)
Things spn did only after making sure Jackles was cool with it:
Making Cas gay and in love with Dean
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skywerse · 3 months
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be-queer-do-arson · 1 year
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The whole Riko Roast is a masterpiece but in particular the line "Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time" gets me every time because no the fuck they do not!!! Neil just made that up for the drama!!!! He thought hmmmm... what will make this fucker the angriest and then he held nothing back. Neil threw Kevin's ass right under the bus without a second thought just to see Riko's face twitch. Iconic.
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bizarrelittlemew · 2 months
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i don't blame stede for his initial reaction to ed wanting to change careers because every time i hear "i'm a fisherman now" i also laugh
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hylialeia · 2 years
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Obi Wan when a Jawa robs him: [lots of sighing and eye rolling] [makes a dry joke about courtesy cleaning]
Din when some Jawas rob him:
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one-httyd-a-day · 3 months
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Can u draw tuffnuts chicken ?
This is one of the newest asks but I think we can all see why I wanted to do this one immediately. Of course I can draw Chicken for you anon
Dragon (?) #39 - Chicken
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They're a package deal though, can't have one without the other <3
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aphantimes · 6 months
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i will never get sick of throwing a japanese knuckles line into a translator and getting "you bastard" or "you son of a bitch" or "fuck you" out of it lmaooooo
let knuckles speak like that in english it'd be so funny PLEASE
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dr-cruces · 2 months
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Medieval pic it’s based on + info? + close up, under cut
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I like the androgynous bit, he’s so real for that.
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detectivebambam · 3 months
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if Jeremy can add a Y after your name, he will. no one is safe. especially his boyfriends, Kevy, Jeany, Neily, and Andy, who only allow this nonsense from Jeremy
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revenantghost · 1 month
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Pspspspsps does anyone have that interview where Nightow said he convinced the 98 team to kill of Wolfwood while they were at a Denny's or Ihop or something
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mikavlcs · 1 year
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Masterlist
Requests are: closed (rules)
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Wednesday Addams (Wednesday)
Paralysis & Ricochet 
An unexpected emotional outburst destroys your relationship with Wednesday. The path to reconciliation is long and arduous, but she finds her way there eventually.
Loveless 
With some help from Enid, Wednesday gathers the courage to confess to you on Valentine’s Day.
Blonde 
Despite being opposites, your and Wednesday’s relationship is great. There’s only one problem: you’re not very smart.
Had Enough
Xavier starts to get overzealous with you. Wednesday puts him in his place.
Heaven in Hiding 
There’s a savage, uncontrollable beast inside of you. Just when you lose hope of ever taming it, someone unexpectedly offers to help you.
Flowers 
Wednesday’s plan to court you is thwarted by an unforeseen issue.
Breathe 
A sudden run in with the Hyde induces an asthma attack. Luckily, Wednesday is there to help you.
Absence Persistent 
You’re physically affectionate with everybody except for Wednesday, and she’s determined to find out why.
Reverie
In the midst of investigating, a figure from your past returns, sending you into a panic. Wednesday is there to help pick up the pieces (and maybe get some revenge as well).
Elysium
After realizing her untimely feelings, Wednesday pushes you away, but the arrival of a certain dance proves that she may have made a fatal mistake in doing so. (Part 2 of Reverie)
Spotlight 
During an unprompted visit, Wednesday discovers something that you’ve been trying to hide.
Static Patterns 
Wednesday’s struggling to say those three special words, so she decides to instead show you how she feels.
Sweater Weather 
Wednesday gives you her sweater to wear on a cold day in Jericho. (short)
Heaven Sent 
While sharing a bed, Wednesday finds a new use for your wings.
White flag
Tyler is infatuated with you. Wednesday puts a stop to it.
Whispers in the Dark
After a harrowing nightmare, Wednesday tries her best to bring you comfort.
Dinosaur Talks
You like to talk about dinosaurs, and Wednesday likes to listen. (short)
Astraphobia
You’re not a fan of thunderstorms. Wednesday knows and tries her best to help you through it.
Rebels and Renegades
Becoming best friends with a sentient hand brings many much-needed changes to your life, the biggest being the very girl he arrived at Nevermore with.
Dog Days
The help you need to confess to your crush winds up coming from an incredibly unlikely (and furry) source.
Not On My Mind
You leave school for a trip, and Wednesday doesn't miss you. Not even a little bit.
Tara Carpenter (Scream)
Shade Astray 
Never in her life had Tara met anyone that made her feel like you did. She would make you hers, no matter what it took. (Ghostface!Tara)
Purity Weeps 
You don’t talk about home very often and Tara finds out why. (Ghostface!Tara)
False Meridian
Another Ghostface appears out of the blue and Tara will do whatever it takes to eliminate them before they get the chance to hurt you. (Ghostface!Tara)
Gwen Stacy (ITSV)
Young Blood
You're new and Gwen's forced to show you around. It doesn't end up being as tedious as she was expecting.
Start a Fire
Gwen saves you and you help her out in return.
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jurassic-cunt · 2 months
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i've read plenty of sophia cracroft fic reactions to discovering the fitzier relationship upon their return to london. sometimes she's pleased, sometime's she's jealous, but my favorite is when she's like JAMES FITZJAMES?!?!?! FR?! because she just cannot imagine the francis crozier she remembers being able to tolerate a man like she remembers james fitzjames to be
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nonuggetshere · 1 year
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Daddy glowstick and baby glowstick
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meri-meri-mwah · 10 months
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Capcom keeping Vergil locked behind their "Special Editions" is absolutely funny to me.
Capcom is like: We know fans have been wanting Vergil to be playable from the get-go, BUUUUUUUT this man is VERY SPECIAL. So special that we don't think it's right to put him in the base game at the start! He's also very op and broken so it's not fair to put him along with other characters who aren't as broken. That's why his DLCs get called "SPECIAL Edition."
Also Capcom: We're aware that Vergil is probably the most popular character in Devil May Cry and people will pay extra for that man. Which also means WE get more money, too! 😜<3
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(Love how DMC 3 and 4 Vergil have the same pose and then there's DMC 5 Vergil being extra)
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beaft · 5 months
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oh, but i don't think anything will ever be wilder than the time i plagiarised from a girl on fictionpress and she called me out, and i got scared so i just deleted the story and ghosted her, and then years later i was like hey, i should look that girl up and apologise properly, so i did, and i promptly found out that not only had she also plagiarised her story from another fictionpress author, but that author had in turn plagiarised nearly their entire back catalogue from - get ready for it! - acclaimed crime writer john connolly. rip fictionpress you were a beautiful and lawless place
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rars · 5 months
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giggling because i remember being in the hungee games fandom and making a post in 2014 or so that was more or less like like "if president snow wasn't old then people would want to fuck him so bad because he's a villain" and then they came out with a prequel where president snow is young and. well. you'll never guess what people want to do with him, now more than ever!
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