Me: *wistful sigh* why don't I get to be kneeling under Captain Pike's desk with his dick in my mouth for ages while he works
Brain: well for one thing, your knees really could not handle it
Me: ...
Brain: or your back, for that matter-
Me: shut up that's enough out of you
Brain: ...
Me: *wistful sigh*
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Getting defensive over my nonhumans blorbos bc I would love nothing more than to be sexless and not have any of those parts or have to think about it ever again. They're living the dream tbh. I love you nonhuman ace-adjacent representation, you're my favorite kind. I'm glad you're out there for fucked-up trash children like me.
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Hot Take Wednesday! Jegulus is just diet Prongsfoot. James/Regulus is cute and all but we know his true soulmate is Sirius, who he can’t have.
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...I really need to lay on someone's chest, snuggle close, and just listen to them talk.
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I want to do things but my brain doesn’t want to function on any of them
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oh to be a brain in a vat on some philosopher’s shelf
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carly rae jepsen - call me maybe (slowed + reverb)
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I've just been laying here in the dark for several hours. Haaha. Drafts now.
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Wish I could just snap my fingers and you'd be erased from my heart and mind.
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Piazzolla save me... Piazzolla... Save me Piazzolla
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AM IIII THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T BUY INTO THE LIES
AM IIII THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T WEAR A DISGUISE
CAUSE IF I CAN'T BREAK IT
AND I CAN'T CHANGE IT
THEN TELL ME HOW WILL I KNOW
AM IIII THE ONLY ONE THAT ISN'T JUST HERE FOR THE SHOW
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super buzzed ready to make poor life decisions btw
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