Season 6a Carl: Okay, what else future me?
Season 6b Carl: Well, you know Ron?
Season 6a Carl: Yeah, I was gonna save him from the wolves
Season 6b Carl: Let the bitch die
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Need fingers in my mouth. Open my mouth with your thumb and inspect my teeth, making sure I’ve been taking good care of them. Graze over my lips and jaw with your fingers, asking me so gently to open up for you, praising me when I do.
Press down on my tongue so you can see in, checking my teeth and gums, weaseling more and more fingers into my open mouth. I’ll be drooling all over the place, wagging my tail, staying so still for you as you inspect me.
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reed. wtf is this wenis dance?
oh. oh azia i’m so glad you asked. it’s this horrid creation courtesy of sam reich.
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Her name is Tatya 🎶she was a showgirl 🎶 but that was ‘bout a year ago when she used to have a show
Now she’s in the manor 🎶 that’s sad for Tatya 🎶 she and Georgie are a pair with green glitter in her hair 🎶
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I’d love to answer your email but unfortunately shawty had them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur. I’m sorry for the inconvenience
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remember the sWAMP?!
remember my song in the sWAMP?! when i was like WOMP CHICKA WOMP WOMP CHICKA WOMP WOMPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!!?!?!
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Charlie should stop hanging Vaggie right there, literally.
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whoawhoawhoaa dancin in the sunshine
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something about karna learning how to “play chess” as a play, a game without consequences and something done for fun for the first time (also me obsessing over how this passing comment from colin just sets up for more heartbreak because do they have time?)
also some notes on… self-indulgent things
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the valiant yaoi warrior heroically but fruitlessly attempts to ignore man that was genetically designed in a lab for him to be attracted to
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