Yeah ants may be better than us in every way shape and form but they don’t have chonny jash which scores 1 point for humanity but only 1.

constantly resisting the urge to dye my hair David Bowie, creamsicle orange

Me: man, I love my very cool and friendly mutuals

The evil worm in my brain: they hate you they hate you they hate you they hate you they hate you they hate y-

I hate feeling petty emotions…. being human is hard lol

i’m sorry but why are some people so upset at the english translation of the new splatoon website? you can just ignore the official translation and get all your info from the unofficial one instead

every other day i try to convince myself that i do not need another kind of glitter for my eyes i fail

fighting the urge to turn that kaeya blurb into a fic

open book.

early access + nsfw on patreon

i think when someone replies to the thought of "your triggers don't get to determine the kind of art other people make" with "maybe not pedophilia and incest though" maybe they are not talking about the controversial novel "lolita" or anything else with "dark themes that may make you feel uncomfortable" and are in fact talking about the people online that write thousands upon thousands of words about fictional kids being abused purely for fun and pleasure. like i dunno. uncomfortable themes have a place in something with good writing, sure. but maybe i'm tired of seeing this fucking "let people write what they want to write uwu" type bullshit post every other day, even if the OP means well. no one on fucking ao3 is vladimir nabokov. let's be honest

Fighting the urge to write a story about pirates

trying to stay awake long enough to be able to get a shower before bed.

“Not that I’m complaining (quite on the contrary, actually), but you couldn’t have waited for two more minutes until the end of the battle to do that, sir.”

“How could I, with you giving me a smile like that, my dear?”

“...fine. I’ll allow it, this once. Sir.”

“:)”

my second @codywanfirstkissbingo work, for “battleground kiss”

OK but imagine Kipperlilly rocking up to The Last Stand like, OK. I'm gonna kill the Bad Kids by letting these monsters chew them up and then making it impossible for Buddy to Revivify them. No sweat. No more bad kids.

And then watching them WRECK SHIT. Fig does 87 points of damage. Gorgug practically solos a purple worm. NO ONE DROPS. And then they get 100% on the academic questions and woops, no more waves of monsters. Revivify who? These motherfuckers are just a little sweaty.

Imagine her frustration when she has to resign herself to, "Fine, we'll kill the proctor and fuck up their grade."

And THEN she gets made.

Imagine getting forced into Plan C by your enemies being generally unstoppable and then eating a vulture eye.

When you need to lie, but you're a good boy.

List of canon / Beast parallels that make my cry:

These are not the only mirroring panels in those scenes; but something about this specifically, about the way they turn their backs in the same way, the alike way of holding their phones, how their thoughts form the same words, hits me so hard. Being so close in everything, in the little, in the mundane, despite literally belonging to differnet universes. Something something whatever souls are made of theirs are the same.

Johnny, using his drone to scan the area: haha, my ex was SO wrong. the 30k I spent on this seems like a steal right now.

Smoke: