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Was also thinking about Hardison as a friendly well-adjusted hacker and he should’ve gotten to call in the help of internet friends more. Maybe he did and I’m forgetting, but every time Eliot went “I know a guy... we worked together in [insert foreign country], deep cover paramilitary stuff”, Hardison should’ve gone “I also know a guy, from my twitch stream”
#Nate: great. who is he#Hardison: well before I tell you his name I need you to understand something#names and nicknames are an important part of Internet subcultures and people outside them don't always understand#Sophie: what's his *name* Hardison#Hardison quietly: bonglord666#Parker: oo *I* want to have numbers in my name#Eliot: Dammit Hardison#bonglord666 is 15 years old and ends up saving the entire crew later#leverage#why this
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it took me six years to finally ‘finish’ this
original 'sketch’ under the cut (oct. 2, 2016)
#overwatch#overwatch 2#hanzo shimada#genji shimada#hanzo#genji#art tag#i wanted to draw young hanzo today for some reason but then i remembered i had this old god forsaken thing on my old old computer#so then i was like :) Hey :) and decided to redraw it#i named the og file 'maybe one day i'll finish this' and i mean. guess i didnt lie then#i did In Fact 'finish' it it just took six years and redoing it whoopsie#this is the part where i say 'growth'#i never posted the old version so today i willingly put my old cringe on the internet for 'growth' or whatever#yeah this was fun :)#i have a lot of old OW drawings on my old computer but i think this is the only one im gonna do#i say as if i didnt draw the scion skin solely as a 'redraw' jfc#no but i think i am done with redraws now i think im set on that#ive def improved. i hope#but there are some things i still gotta work on- namely bgs but hey at least i do them now#the will power i have to not edit this more help#i just noticed some things and i want to fix them but it's almost 2AM and im gonna be here all night if i keep looking for 'perfection'#i didnt even plan to do this whole pic i was just gona leave it at a sketch but then i was like How About We Go 90% Of The Way#i think i should be satisfied with this like. cmon. /cmon./#wrangle it in partner its good enough now go to bed for two hours
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I saw that Skitty with the black wings and instantly thought “One-Winged Skitty, Skittyroth” with is both hilarious and adorable.
been thinking abt how to respond for over a year
i give up
It took a while but at least have a one winged skitty hjsdf
#i havent played final fantasy but some internet search revealed to me this was referencing a character named Sephiroth#and then i contemplated about what to draw as response...for long#skitty#eneco#pkmn skitty#skitty art#pkmn eneco#my ask box is now empty again#no more asks nesting there for over a year my consciousness is free
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These tags made me laugh because I grew up in Atlanta, GA sorta-suburbia and when I learned Warrior cats kinda also takes place in a similar setting I went "yeah"
#sheb.txt#to be fair I'm sure it was written closer to the neighborhoods in the UK#but my “outdoors” experience was camping with my brother's cub scout troop and not even in the actual nature GA has to offer#I have a FUCKTON of family in Appalachia though (my grandfather has 11 siblings)#and I went there a few times and was FLOORED by how different West Virginia wilderness is to Georgia wilderness#I had woods in my backyard growing up and that was my reference for “forest”#but the forests in the appalachian mountains? Fucking Rock Bottom from Spongebob#ADVANCED darkness#anyway its crazy when you're 12 years old and away from light pollution for the first time#i forget what the reason for this post was#oh yeah its cool to meet other people who have different reference for where WC takes place#also the times ive met internet strangers from WV and it turned out we're distantly related is not 0#if the name Jarrell is familiar to you at all uuuuh we might be cousins
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I have always known Neil Cicierega as Neil Slice of Pizza the guy who created potter puppet pals so finding out that he's also Lemon Demon who created Two Trucks has been one of the wildest shifts in my brain over the past few years
#i literally have not seen anyone call him slice of pizza in fucking years and was beginning to think i made that shit up#til i found someone on reddit reference it once lmfao#wndrwll is also like. one of my all time favorite things on the internet just in general ever#so i always was just like yeah the wndrwll guy. i had never seen lemon demon mentioned in conjunction with his name on youtube i guess????#i feel like i should have noticed this at some point but i didnt realize til like 2 years ago when i googled lemon demon#i was like THATS THAT GUY????
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the 39 clues girlies are having a field day in the notes of a post I made months ago and all I can do is gaze upon them fondly as I remember the most passionate late lover of my life
#they want to revive the fandom 🥹#oh the stories i could tell#jesus my t39c hyperfixation was definitely a Time. i don't think I've had a more intense hyperfixation ever#i can STILL name all the clues off the top of my head. five years later#i feel like a grandma#i don't get as sad over it or as excited every time i see a sign of someone wanting to revive the fandom as i used to but#your first love never dies and all#throwback to that time i tried to organise an internet clue hunt!!! we should totally do that on tumblr it could be so fun#i had so many ideas damn#the 39 clues#girlblogging.pdf#holy shit wait it's more like 7 years now. not five#broooooo#almost 8 tbh#i miss the site i miss the ffn forums i miss the books being in stores...#i miss the gc that made me get a tumblr in the firstplace#oof#i do not play about this series when i say i am INSUFFERABLE about it#i literally used to think about it 24/7 for years not exaggerating#i had to relate everything to it i still do#i was fully convinced i was an undercover lucian agent#who am I kidding i still do#i don't have one notebook without all the clues listed in them from some time i was bored in class
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for fucks sake
#god this is not about me i know i feel so so horrible for alice#having to watch him be successful for years knowing what he was like#i. god#this is like#i can’t even process how horrible like#i just feel so disgusted like on a new level . i have so much fucking stuff of him#it just feels so so gross i looked up to . a rapist. for that long#and that part of my brain still hasn’t processed this is reality like thats actually the same person#also . well i wasnt planning on saying this on the internet but my birth name is alice which makes this just another layer of. god#<- sorry i dont want to make it about myself just ignore this rant
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Why is it that it's always "[character] [source]" (ex Sans Undertale), yet there is no one upon this Earth who would say "Steve Minecraft" as opposed to "Minecraft Steve"
edit: apparently some of y’all really are out there saying “Steve Minecraft”... I think there’s something wrong with you.
#i said this#minecraft#steve#minecraft steve#mineblr#internet culture#1. i literally thought undertale was his last name for years because sans is by far the most common example of this#and nearly never seen without it#2. my explanation is that minecarft is more popular so actually no this doesnt work#I'm truning yhe post back into a question
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Hands down coolest thing I've drawn today, even if the horns are irregular ^^
Buy my autobiography "I find goat skulls and even goats in general very difficult to draw" coming out next never
#while this belongs to an au's design it can perfectly work as normal goatcetamol#goatcetamol lol#I had an art exam years ago where we had to draw a live goat's head and the horns were SO tough to depict that I got a headache#didnt reach those extremes here though I'm miffed my internet isn't working to upload this lol#paracelsus#art tag2b named
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'king' of a fnaf
#markiplier#my screenshots#pretty sure he named himself the king and the internet just went “yeeh sure buddy”#and now its been years
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i need help to manage my budget... by help i mean 3 million euro sent directly from heaven i guess
#this is not even about The Economy and Housing Crisis this is like. my life and choices lately lol afjsahfjk let's see:#1. christmas gifts - i don't even know how much i spent on them because i had the flu and wasn't really thinking but let's say 1000 pln#2. trip for new years eve to the mountains - 2200 for hotel and then let's say 300-350 for food and stuff#3. bills like the internet and phone is 90; rent is 1100#4. trip to warsaw 100 hotel 180 food and drinks 200 ?#5. meet and greet with simple plan 800 .... i will never recover sfshdfsj but it was kinda worth it - won't do that again tho#6. groceries since i am back 120#7. and now i need to travel back home and it's like a cumulation because it was my dad's name day + my mom's birthday and their wedding#anniversary adsfhgsdjhsd so i need gifts again i mean i want to buy them something nice i already spent 180 pln but i will buy something#extra for each of them because i kinda want to because we see each other so rarely#8. public transport ticket for another month is 80#9. i will have to pay rent again soon and the internet and phone#10. i have a wedding coming and like 37 concerts#to sum up. i am Fucked <3 but writing it out helped a little ;_;#i will eat concrete and drywall by march <3#personal
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every so often i remember that in addition to not having my name on here (good internet practice), i also do not have a fake name or indeed anything resembling a name, and i can't help but laugh a bit. like i'm starting to make some friends on here and all you have to go on is faggotry enjoyer. literally just some faggot. it's hilarious
#faggotry enjoyer original#maybe someday i'll come up with a pseudonym for this place#but the danger of using a fake name on the internet while trans is the chance that you will end up liking it more than your irl name#that's kinda how i picked my name. i came up with it as a discord username and like 5 years later i went oh what if i did this everywhere#anyway now accepting pseudonym suggestions in the askbox i guess
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Zanna momence
(i literally had to draw this in ms paint and then bring it into krita to colour it because my tablet has no pen pressure and my apple pencil has entered the spirit realm and everything else is in [redacted] but i JUST wanted to draw a little thing before the new year but god hates me and thinks i am his strongest soldier when actually i am his most pissed off and sleepiest and he keeps giving me his hardest battles (degree i signed up to do of my own volition) so everything is broken always. ANYWAYS. NEW YEAR. HAVE ONE.)
warmup bonus zanna for my read more-ers
if ms paint had layers i would use it a lot more i think
#rangnar rambles#zanna martindale#zanna martindale save me.. save me zanna#the last dragon chronicles#tldc#oh god its been so long i forgot the name of the series for a second there#we are sooo back (for like 6 days)#😭i had sketches for my fic i wanted to colour and post but im not doing that under these CONDITIONS (everything is literally fine)#oc post on its way maybe#again i wanted to draw another thing for that before i post it but ALAS. SOMEONE DOESNT WANT ME TO HAVE FUN (god is literally begging me#to do my essay rn)#*eats drywall* okay i can be normal now happy new year guysss sorry for being a freak ive been in the no internet hole for 3 months#genuinely think my brain is experiencing what a 11th c. monk would if you introduced them to tiktok.
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My ship now (Patreon)
#Doodles#Pajama Sam#Florette#Luke Wigglebig#Flukette#I decided that since I'm the only one on the whole internet shipping these two that I could make up my own ship name lol#What do you /mean/ no one is shipping these characters from a children's game from two decades ago who barely speak to each other???#Lol#I know what I'm about#These were mostly getting-used-to-again doodles since I haven't drawn them in like a year ahhh I've missed them! More than I realized#Still using Luke's classic design rather than my constrast-maker on his jacket haha#It's fun and looks good but it can be a pain to draw sometimes lol - simple is the way to go!#They've both got that in spades ♪ Cute to-the-point designs :D I always wish for more Luke in the game tho...You don't even rescue him....#Anyway lol mostly silliness! The first inspired the second can you tell lol#What if Florette was tall but not actually lol#To be fair she probably could've been tall - broccoli isn't naturally short! That's the supermarket precut version!#She could be leggy for all we know lol - I do like her height difference with Luke tho#All the better to pick her up and give her a smooch!#Or in the case of her having arms - the jacket returns! Although I think I only posted the original to my alt :0 - then to drag him down >:3#Get him on your level!#Why is she threatening to kill him? Banter (lol)#She's a real threat now that she has access to limbs#And a slightly more friendly drag him down ♪ I love reaching towards each others ahhh <3#He can rest a hand on the ground and still be upright to kiss her lol#To be fair it's probably a pain to stand from sitting or laying when your ''leg'' is just a continuation of your torso#And then a last couple chibis <3 I'd like to make some Humongous Entertainment style pixel art based on them ♪#Also ft. their design swaps! Which were also posted to my alt lol#She's just so cute with those big cartoony eyes gazing up at him ♥
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Yes, I'm sure that Sir Bezos Himself would like to give me 2.5 mil, and introduces himself like I've never heard of him before.
Come on, Dismas, you forgot to switch to your alt account. Basic scamming 101.
Side note, I have now learned that Bezos has a middle name and will not be forgetting it any time soon.
#sometimes i glance through my spam folder just to be sure#but i saw this and#honey. sweetie. pal. friendo. you gave out your full name and the year you were born in. in your mass-produced scam email.#you are 47. you were in your 20s when basic internet safety was a widespread everyone-should-know-or-they-die thing. pls.
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“I don’t even have a name in my own story”
ok but in said story’s defense: neither does Cinderella. Cinderella as a name is smth the english came up with for their translation, Aschenputtel is a (derogatory) job description, not a name
#dimension 20 spoilers#dimension 20#dimension 20 neverafter#cinderella#aschenputtel#honestly pretty sure noone has names in og grimm fairytales#kind of what you get from collecting folk tales abt anything other than like named gods like various mythologies' pantheons#edit: ok to clarify for english/non-german speakers as I just had to block someone trying to um actually me without knowing fucking german#-ella implies a name or nickname therefore cinderella by its very nature is taking a noun and making it a name#Puttel is a word unto itself not a name suffix#Aschenputtel is fully just a noun not a name not even trying to be a name#(a derogatory one but a noun nonetheless)#I know 6 languages german is my second I've known it since I can remember had it for like 13 years in school and spent the first 19 years#of my life watching almost exclusively german TV#and english is my fifth and I am american-passing-level fluid in it#anyone who feels like um actually-ing me about my second language that they do not speak needs to please check their anglocentric privilege#or will get blocked under my zero tolerance 'no bad vibes' policy#this has been the second PSA of the day thank you for your attention#please don't be dickheads to strangers on the internet
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