I'm so sad this screenshot is all we have to remember probably the best/worst post I ever made

Hey anon jsyk mass spamming all the blogs you know with anonymous, guilt-trip laden copypastas about current world events isn't the same thing as actual activism and is far more likely to get you reported for spam than it is to convince anyone to help your cause.

jsyk the bi/pan discourse anon is a bait copypasta lol, ive seen like five people get the exact same ask 👍

head in hands I didnt realize until I asked in a discourse chat if what I said made sense thank you discourse chat and u anon for pointing it out

joy of satan is a some culty copypasta jsyk

Yeah it seemed like an AI wrote it lmao

JSYK the Jasmin Sherman message is a copypasta that a lot of people have been getting over the past few days. Bit odd.

I assume it's people trying to spread the name around.

I like to imagine Kuai is the worst person to text. Kuai’......... kuais texting goes from 0 to 100. He either doesn’t give you enough to reply on, or he gives you too much, that you barely have time to breathe. Like to most things he’ll reply with one word like “thanks,” “yeah” or for example...

[sub]: Okay.

but then at times he’d be like:

[sub]: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small clan in earthrealm china. My father was an assassin and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a Tarkatan bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my brother and sister. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike the grandmaster he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, the grandmaster left him and his mother to fend for themselves after armageddon though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little sister Lisa. Lisa didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Lisa again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the clan with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in America. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother bi-han completely took over the clan and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, defending earthrealm. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my realm. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the clan and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the clan, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior defender within the sky temple and sometimes worked on the side with repairing raiden’s electronics. I went home and had to help with the clan for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to america, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, he was the most beautiful ninja I ever seen in earthrealm with dressed in yellow that looked like the sunl. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that he was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married him and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of china. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more defense working with the special forces and the white lotus and shirai ryu and helping them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a misbehaving pupil I found a strange site named mortalkombatonline.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger!    

jsyk that gold star lesbian ask is either a copypasta or a bot, it's been sent word for word 2 a fuckton of bloggers regardless of whether they're lesbians or not

[ Are you a Gold Star lesbian? Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so! Ain’t that a hoot and a holler? ]

jsyk the amegaotaku zionist thing is a common copypasta message that's been sent to tons of unrelated blogs for the last few years. I wouldnt worry about it, you didnt do anything wrong.

omfg... okay good, thanks for letting me know, dude.

quick reminder, guys, if you're going to send me copypastas, use /cp, because i don't actually know any, so i can't usually spot them immediately.

jsyk all of my favourite writers are getting this copypasta, happy Valentine’s Day and many happy ones to come!! Love ya loads 💕💕💕

Happy Valentine's day beautiful 💖💖💖

Thank you 💖💖💖

Guess I'm too cool for the "jsyk the ironwood plushie maker is an ironweiss shipper" copypasta

jsyk the fighting covid at home post you reblogged recently is a copypasta that was recently debunked by snopes, ik links are weird thru ask but you can probably google it

oh thanks for telling me!!

jsyk the 'new year, mnew meme....' is a copypasta originating from some asshole who thought his opinion was needed on a post about writing more diverse characters - given that it was first posted 31 dec evening/1 jan morning i think people want it to be the first meme/copypasta of 2017 due to how ridiculous and assholish that guy was being. dw and have a happy new year!

........... so it....... wasnt a serious post?? thats what i was HOPING but ???