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these guys? these guys.
#my art#inside job#inside job netflix#inside job andre#inside job andre lee#andre lee#inside job brett#inside job brett hand#brett hand#inside job 2021
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i hope this hasn’t been done yet
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
#inside job#andre lee#dr andre lee#dr andre#andre lee inside job#inside job fanart#andre lee fanart#inside job 2021#andre inside job
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Finally drew the poker scene. Experimented with lighting a bit, and tried a different brush for shading. Overall, I’m thrilled with how this came out
#art#digital art#fanart#inside job#inside job 2021#andre lee#gigi thompson#glenn dolphman#inside job myc
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my depression is getting really really bad. like it’s been bad before but this is like… consistently really bad. like a long unending stretch for several weeks (and tbh months) now. to the point where no inoculation actually sticks (and im isolating myself from most of my inoculations anyway and feel unable to stop doing it even though i know it’s self destructive). im either helplessly unbearably miserable or numbing out on video games. i just don’t feel like it’s going to get better for me and i KNOW that is factually untrue but the feeling is louder than the knowledge and it’s just utterly immobilizing. ive been sinking in quicksand for 2 years.
#purrs#longer than that too ofc but i think ever since i moved to campus in 2021 and shit started hitting the fan my life just started snowballing#and picked up speed majorly when i moved back home and ive been stuck in this horrible limbo ever since. like im scaring myself with how#deeply profoundly unhappy and unwell i am. i am just detached and scattered and bewildered by everything. and the only way to break free is#to fight it but i don’t even have the strength. like in order to fight it i have to have the strength and it s exactly the thing that is#being stolen from me. and i work really really hard to suppress it when im around people so no one can tell but on the inside im being eaten#alive and every day that goes on the pain gets harder to bear except im numb most of the time so i can’t tell except for when i can#one of the things that makes me saddest is ive pushed everyone away either by ghosting them or scaring them. when what i want and need the#most is love and comfort. but then when i get it it isn’t enough. idk. im not explaining it well i just feel like. horrible. unbearably#i think i need to go on meds like i truly cannot go on like this not even in a s*i cidal way it’s like i just can’t take living like this#delete later#i know im causing the people who love me pain by being unable to accept that they do love me and that’s the worst fucking part. is hurting#people by being like this. scaring people by being like this. and being so disconnected from myself#and feeling completely and utterly beyond help like nothing ive tried has fixed it but also there are a lot of things i haven’t tried but i#feel so terrible or my freedom is limited so i can’t. idk.#also the crushing knowledge / sense that i have lost the most precious important years of my life both bc of the lockdown and bc of mental#illness lol. except that’s not true bc of all the stuff abt how your best years are always ahead of you and you can make them. but it doesnt#feel like it for me and then i beat myself up bc my job is literally to exude that belief and help other ppl feel it and i increasingly cant#i remember in high school having the thought that one day i could be depressed and being conscious that i wasn’t and now i look back on that#and am like… how. and will i ever not be. i don’t think so. it just feels unending
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when were we going to talk about the money shot at the end of "Problematic" being a visual reference to "Blow Job" (Andy Warhol, 1964)???
#THE VERY SAME “Blow Job” (1964) THAT INSPIRED THE ADVERTISING FOR HEAD 1968....... BTW........#inside bo burnham#noura's inside 2021 tag
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i’ve posted minimal art on this acc so far but please if people wouldn’t mind, recommend me some characters to draw, i’m gonna try do this. fandoms i like and can think of are tagged, but feel free to recommend outside of tagged fandoms just give me fandom name and character
#stranger things#south park#young royals#it 2017#percy jackson#magnus chase#marvel#inside job#bojack horseman#art#sixfanarts#six fanarts#dead poets society#luca 2021#the goldfinch
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Im just really posting my old art, but I thought It might be appreciated here.
#homestuck#homestuck oc#nepeta leijon#nepeta fanart#gamzee fanart#hs gamzee#gamzee makara#inside job#andre lee#Inside Job (2021)
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the full list of complaints i have about my former shithole apartment is obviously extensive and i’ve obviously gone over them on here before so i’ll refrain from doing so again now but the two main things are of course UGLY AS FUCK and SMALL AS HELL like if i had to guess square footage i’d say under 300. so it’s like. obviously i want something at least A LITTLE bigger than that this next time around! and i need a Real Kitchen with Real Oven obviously. and floors that aren’t ugly as fuck old dirty carpet. but beyond that i’m like…hmmm…should i go for a one-bedroom? because i was paying $1425 per month for my shithole and i have seen one-bedrooms in the $1500-$1700 range. but there are also literally bigger & better studios than the one i used to live in in the $1150-$1500 range. so i guess it really just depends on what’s available once i start Really Looking. and also somewhat on how much whatever WFH job i wind up getting will pay me but i’m only going to apply to jobs that pay at least $18-$25 an hour so i will be making more than i did at target No Matter What. and of course there is the old “you need to be making 3x what we’re charging” adage but GUESS WHAT! i had zero problems paying $17k a year in rent when i made between $30k-$35k a year in pre-tax income, i also managed to save $5k during the time period that i lived there, my credit score is quote-unquote “very good,” i have documentation backing all of that up, AND i’m VERY persuasive. so i’m honestly not super worried about that one right now.
#i’m like soooooo ready to Get Back Out There#i just need to finish my temp ‘job’ helping my mom’s friend move. figure out how best to describe that on my resume#then actually put together a proper resume. make a new email just for job applications bc my current email provider fucking SUCKS#write a cover letter(BOOOOOO! but the thing that happened last time i did that will NOT happen again.)#and start applying to jobs for the first time since fucking. august 2021 when i applied at World’s Worst You Know What#and then once the weather cools down i will become Fully Normal About Driving#and i’ll be able to start exercising outside again and finally get into running#because you can’t run inside this house because you might step on Hounds#and you can’t run outside right now because it’s too hot and humid and you’ll die#and then i’ll be ready to head back to LA as soon as the strikes are over.#or perhaps even before that if it takes a really long time because peace & love but no way in hell am i spending another summer in south car#olina.
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portal 2 au cause i thought it’d be fun !
#my art#inside job#inside job netflix#inside job reagan#reagan ridley#inside job brett#brett hand#inside job 2021#inside job part 2#inside job fanart
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what love wrought
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Whilst drawing the poker scene, I had a wave of inspiration to draw J.R. as Two Face, since they’re both voiced by Andy Daly
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Herschel Has Discovered Tool Use.
Again.
In january of 2021, deep in the throes of pandemic psychosis, we acquired a Corgi Puppy.
I would like to go on the record that we did not get a Corgi because they're cute. We got a Corgi because they're criminally brilliant and enthusiastic working dogs that were bred to bully cattle, which is the exact temperment a dog living in a house with three ADHD adults should have. Herschel does commit a lot of crime, but he also does his appinted service-dog job of "make everyone wake up, eat meals and go to bed at a reasonable and consistent time" extremely well, as well as his bonus jobs of "Keep the squirrels the hell out of the garden" and "Yell every time the cat does something". I didn't actually ask him to do that last job but it has helped in the "teach the cat to stay the hell off the stove" area.
But even with having a whole pack of humans another dog, and a cat to manage, this pales in comparison to his genetic capacity to manage several hundred sheep or cattle across the fields of Wales, and thus, Herschel has decided on further intellectual pursuits to occupy himself, namely, speedrunning the early phases of human tool use and terraforming.
I realized he has the brains of an entire hunter-gatherer tribe shortly after he got fixed, and within 24 hours and still dpey from anesthesia, he'd figured out that his plastic cone could be used to monopolize the water bowl and his favorite chew toys, and within a week, had learned how to carry three toys at once while leaving his mouth open by tucking the toys behind his enormous ears and under his chin. He also figured out that he could wiggle the cone to rest against his shoulders, and started using it as a shovel by literally running the bottom edge into the ground. But that wasn't making holes effeicently enough, apparently, and I ended up watching him figure out how to rotate the cone around so the two pieces of overlapping plastic were under his chin, then use his chin and the stairs to the deck to pinch both ends into a much more efficient V-Shape that let him gouge huge strips of dirt up in seconds. The anthropologists and animal behaviorists in the audience may recognize this as Tool Creation, a behavior normally only seen in higher primates, crows, and some parrots.
Once a hole of suitable length, depth and temperature had been achieved, he very carefully rolled the cone around so the digging side was over his head and the smooth side under his chin, and splooted into his hole to cool his little tummy and stitches off. It was at that point that I realized that I was going to have to teach him how to garden, or he was going to teach himself.
He no longer has the cone (He was beginning to experiment with it as a battering ram), but his morning ritual is now "Wake everyone up at 8AM by screaming, locate everyone in house and jam my nose up theirs to make sure they're alive, go outside and scream at the squirrels. Now that Yard is Secure, go get Fun Parent who has hopefully taken their meds by now, and supervise them while they rifle through the plants (this is apparently KEY to their mental health), eating any pest animals Fun Parent points out, chase squirrel AGAIN, go inside and get Breakfast cookie." and BY GOD if we deviate from it there will be much screaming and destruction. If I am not home, it has been reported that he walks round the garden beds and sniffs the plants in the order I usually check them in before he will agree to come in. He doesn't quite know what the deal with the melons is, just that they need to be checked.
But we're out of the labor-intensive parts of gardening and now into Harvesting Season, and this is a bit boring except when I give him snap peas right off the vine, and he has decided to work on the complex physics problem that is Doorknobs.
And last week, he had a breakthrough.
Sometime in 2020, my mom sort-of taught her horrible crime herding dog Arwen how to open the back door so she could let herself out as she pleased during the day and stop interrupting Mom's Zoom calls. Arwen is a Kelpie, which means she's about 60lbs with full-length legs and horrible monkey paws that are one joint away from being hands, so when Arwen wants to open the back door, she sits up, leans on the door for purchase/to push it, and uses her terrible crime hands to *push* on the knob until it turns. She can pull the knob open by pawing and catching it on her toes, but she's 11-13 years old now and has mild arthritis, so she prefers to catch it on her central pad instead. She taught Charlie, the other equally brilliant but less criminally inclined dog, to do this but he doesn't like to go outside alone, so he rarely does this.
Herschel, ever the observant student, immediately tried copying them, but even though he is actually tall enough to reach the knob, his toes are just too stubby to get a decent grip on the knob, pushing or pulling, and the first few times, gave up and sat down to scream until one of the fullsize dogs or humans came to open the door for him.
Last week, we were up at my parent's again, and I watched him hunt around the living room until he found his slightly-sticky orange rubber ball (It's clean, it's just a kind of rubber that's always a bit tacky), carry it across the house, stand up on his hind legs at the back door, put the rubber ball on top of the gap between the knob and the wall, and then push down on the ball, which caught the doorknob and turned it for him, thus opening the door. He let himself out, had a merry time yelling at the squirrels, came back in, stopped a few feet inside the door, went back out, grabbed his ball, and brought it back into his kennel, a place he can leave toys if he doesn't want the other dogs playing with them.
This means he somehow worked out how doorknobs work, how fucking levers work, and that his orange rubber ball specifically was the one that would work (none of his other toys are the correct size/texture), that he'd need that ball specifically to open the door again, and yesterday he did the same trick with the bedroom door, so he knows that the rubber ball/skeleton key can be used on all doorknobs, not just that one.
I wonder if I can teach him to sweep.
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ride it, then
cw: strap, smut, i think that’s it ? idk.
a/n: first one shot (i think ?) i haven’t written since like 2021 so uhh if it’s bad dw ill get better 😪 not rly proofread dnt kill me .
“please Paige get off your game im begging”, i whine to paige. she groans and rolls her eyes, “bro in a second, give me like- FUCK ICE GO LEFT” she cuts herself off, instead of trying to argue with her i climb back onto the bed, sighing harshly at my girlfriends dismissiveness.
im wearing shorts and a large shirt, one of paiges old hopkins tee shirts. as paige keeps yelling and getting frustrated with ice i decided to start to take of her shorts, underneath lacy white underwear. i slowly spread my legs to start rubbing my folds just to bother her. paige turns around to ask to grab her water but her mouth slowly gapes open, my whimpers inside ask i dip a finger inside myself. she stares watching me in awe.
“see something you like, paigey” i tease
“what the fuck do you think your doing, can’t wait ten minutes?” she spits
i shake my head, furrowing my eyebrows, rolling my eyes to the back of my head and i dip another finger inside myself.
“ice, give me a bit imma hop back on later”
she puts her headset down and shakes her head, “your such a slut, you know that?” she climbs onto the bed, “can’t even wait for me to get off, fuck such a needy whore”
she pats the edge of the bed where she sits, i pull my fingers out of me and crawl over. she holds up her two middle fingers, “suck” i do as im told putting her fingers in my mouth, slightly gagging as she shoves them deeper.
her big hands spreading my legs as she aggressively spits on my cunt, heat spreads throughout my body as she sticks one finger in.
she moves aggressively fast, occasionally flicking my clit just the way i need.
“paige, fuck, im so close im so close im so clo-“
right as i clench around her fingers she pulls out.
”what the fuck?” i ask, my mind still hazy from my attempted-orgasm
“you wanted to act like a slut, your gonna get treated like one.” she gets up off the bed reaching for the shoe box that hold the 8 inch purple dildo.
“on ur stomach, now” she spits
immediately my face is shoved in between our silk pillows as one hand hovers on my lower back while the other holds my hip while she slides the plastic dick in.
im whimpering at the contact after my failed orgasm not short of around 10 minutes ago.
“you like that, baby?” she coos
“yes, yes, oh yes!” i plead, im getting dizzy from how much pleasure im feeling
“you gonna come all over mommy’s cock?”
“please mommy, let me cum!” i cry out, so close to reaching my climax
paige pulls out.
i whine at the loss of contact, my eyes welling with tears at the second denied orgasm. she crawls to the top of the bed, laying down, stroking the plastic cock like it’s an extension of herself.
“you want to cum so bad, ride it, then”
my legs wobbly from the past denied orgasms im unsure if i can last enough to make myself cum.
i climb to paiges waist as her hands attach themselves to my hips. i ease onto the dick, tears streaming down my face as she goes so deep
“oh my god paige, your making me feel so good” her hands guiding my hips slowly as i bring onto her
“good job baby, doing so well”
i shift my weight to my heels, bouncing faster trying to chase my high on my own
“f-fuck paige, i can’t do it, please”
“use your words, ma. what do you want me to do for you?” she looks at me through hooded eyes, propping herself up on her hands
“please paige, fuck me”
she nods and flips us over, she pushes my thighs apart and starts grinding into me, rubbing my clit at a speed that makes me buzz with pleasure
the way she thrusts into me, pushing down on my stomach lightly
i screw my eyes shut, my stomach tensing up feeling the knot tighten
“you gonna cum, come on, let go for me baby”
just with those words alone she thrusts sloppier and harder, hitting my g-spot, it’s almost too much
“fuck pai- ohh, please im gonna come, im coming”
i release onto the plastic dick, she keeps thrusting just to let me ride out my high
after ive cooled down she places sloppy kisses down my body, “ugh, i love you so much baby”
“i love u more, p”
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If I were Susie Wolff I would tweet "Abu Dhabi 2021 was an inside job btw" and turn off my phone.
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how long after deltarune would your au thingy take place?
i was originally gonna have it be like. two years but then i realized the absurdity of 17 year olds working at cognitoinc (i hc the deltarune teens to be around 15 during the game's events) so around 5-7 years (20-22 year olds) because it makes a lot more sense
#ik inside job takes place in the current decade (2021-2022 i think?) but i dont care#i think deltarune takes place around the same time that undertale did (or the same time of the first human falling down??? idk)#this is a joke au dont think much of it#i'll make like 2 or 3 posts about it then never mention it again#like i do with most of my ideas. but im always rotating my aus in my head like they're rotisserie chickens ❤#asks? in my inbox? it's more likely than you think.#interncognito au#i've given it such a good name and for what? for what?
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