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lastmayqueen · 7 months

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discussing brucie wayne in heeled oxfords with my husband and they brought up some excellent points:

batman and brucie wayne can't be the same height so only one of them can wear heels

batman needs to be intimidating so he should be taller, so he should have the lifts

this prevents brucie wayne in glamorous heeled loafers :((

the solution i propose: brucie wayne gets his heels, batman wears fuckoff high platforms

my husband then of course saw an excellent opportunity for one of the rogues to notice and message the group chat telling everyone to bully batman for being insecure about his height

we decided this culminated in Harley tweeting "batman, are you insecure about your height because of toxic masculinity or a deep rooted fear of inferiority in any measure?" and one of the robins replying "those are his hooves you bitch"

#my husband feels its important you all should know i struggled with spelling inferiority #inferirority 😔#dc #dc comics #dc universe #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #batman #dc robin #batman rouges gallery #love my beautiful husband who stopped breathing for a minute laughing at this

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