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Vito Corleone
Carmela Corleone
Sonny Corelone
Fredo Corleone
Micheal Corleone
Connie Corleone
Tom Hagen
#TroubledBirds#vito corleone#carmela corleone#sonny corleone#fredo corleone#michael corleone#connie corleone#tom hagen#Corleone Family#incorrectgodfather
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Sonny: I stopped a murder today.
Vito: Great! How did you do that?
Sonny: Self-control.
Vito: ...
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Michael: Tom is German-Irish, which means he’s not Italian, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s an orphan so he’s really not a part of his family.
#incorrectgodfather#michael corleone#tom hagen#incorrectquotes#source: the office#this seems to be their relationship during quite a bit of Godfather II.
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After Fredo has his lunch stolen.
Tom: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.
Fredo: Really?! So, what would you say Tom? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Sonny: Say Fredo, when you picture Tom living on the street, is he surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?
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Clemenza: Now, believe me boys, you do not want to attract bears into your tent.
Michael: I don’t think there are a lot of bears at Coney Island, Clemenza.
Fredo: I don’t know, I did see a cheetah on the beach once.
Michael: That was a greyhound Fredo.
Fredo: I know what I saw.
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Sonny to Tom: You consider me a sexy man, right?
Tom: I don't know to answer that question.
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At a furniture store
Tom: “No, no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple — we’re definitely not a couple.”
Saleswoman: “Oh, sorry.”
Sonny: “Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?”
Tom: “We’re not gonna have this conversation. Again.”
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Johnny: Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not.”
Don Corleone: You’re an actor????
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At a meeting of the 5 families…
4 families to Don Corleone: Who owns the Irishman?
#incorrectquotes#Tom Hagen#Vito Corleone#5families#sicilian vs irish#source: derry girls#incorrectgodfather
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Apollonia: “When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
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Tom (after finding out his credit card was stolen): “Still… it’s just such reckless spending.”
Michael: “I think when someone steals your credit card, they’ve kind of already thrown caution to the wind.”
Sonny: “Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.”
Tom: “That was me.”
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Kay: Why wouldn’t someone just call the police?
The Corleones: Because that’s not how things work around here, Kay!
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Michael: Whenever I’m about to do something I think ‘would Sonny do that?’, and if he would, I do not do that thing.
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Tom: “Hello? Did you not read F. Scott Fitzgerald in high school?”
Sonny: “No, I had sex in high school.”
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Sonny: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
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Sonny: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll lose my temper and beat somebody up. So, sue me.
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