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shy-urban-hobbit · 1 month
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Angel: Thanks for cheering me up, Husk. Now I think I'm gonna go to bed and eat 10 candy bars.
Husk: Thought you just said I'd cheered you up?
Angel, holds up bag: Oh you did. There's like, 20 in here.
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Person A about person B: All right, it's a new day. All those feelings that I was feeling, u don't feel that anymore. It was crazy. Its nothing. You're fine. Ur better than fine. Ur great. Everything's normal. They're just your friend. They're just your friend.
Person B, walks into the room: Hey, A
Person A: I love u pls marry me
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Peter: Can you cut me some slack, Chris? I'm sort of in love.
Chris: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Peter: I'm in love with you.
Chris: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Andy *internally*: everything is gonna be fine
Andy*internally*: it's just a crush
Nica: Hey you
Andy: i love you
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mausdeltarune · 1 year
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Kris and spamton would totally be friends
You cant tell me otherwise
If you do your arm breaks
Source:Friends classmate arm broke
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After Fredo has his lunch stolen.
Tom: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.
Fredo: Really?! So, what would you say Tom? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Sonny: Say Fredo, when you picture Tom living on the street, is he surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?
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superdogbiter · 3 years
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Loki:”Thanks for dinner”
Mobius:”I thought you paid?! I guess we won’t be going back there”
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envythepalmtree · 3 years
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Young Mrs. Bradley: I have feelings for you.
Wrath: You do?
Young Mrs. Bradley: I feel that you’re a little annoying.
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luciesaxe · 3 years
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Charlotte: *Holding Charles*
Henry: Everyone, meet Charles!
Cecily: Wow, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these things.
Will: I know, I still am one of these things!
Has this been done before?
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bossyshaman · 3 years
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Gimli: HE MADE LEGOLAS CRY!
Aragorn: Legolas always cries!
Legolas: *gasps dramatically* THat's not trUE! *cries and starts singing*
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prettycutebunny · 4 years
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Illumi: so now I have to choose between them , one is my mom’s choice and is a total package. One is dad’s choice and another total package.
Hisoka: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women want me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
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shy-urban-hobbit · 1 month
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Jaskier: I know he's going to want to train again, I just don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with him.
Eskel: Why don't you just be straight with him? Tell him the truth.
Lambert: Yeah.
Jaskier: You're right, you're right. I should just tell him the truth.
Geralt: Hey.
Jaskier: Geralt, Lambert tripped me, I don't think I can ever train again, ever!
Getalt: Why? Why would you do that?
Lambert: I don't know...Jaskier I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Jaskier: Ankle.
Lambert: We'll see.
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*Random person flirting with Remus*
Random person: Would u live with me if I had a house made of chocolate?
Remus *excited*: I'd move in tomorrow!
Sirius: ...
Sirius to James: Are you listening to this?
James: Yeah. I'm so sorry
Sirius: What do I do?
James: Idk. They both wanna live in a house of chocolate. I don't know how u fight that
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bluedoodles0 · 3 years
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Percabeth playing crossword
Annabeth: Heating device
Percy: Radiator
Annabeth: Five letters
Percy: Rdtor
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Helen: Have you ever had something that was so beautiful that everyone wants it?
Paris: i have you
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amazonworrier · 3 years
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Santana coming out to the New Directions in 3x07:
Santana: You guys know Brittany and I are sleeping together, but there’s something else. I’m gay.
Kurt: Holy mother of god!
Mercedes: Oh my god, I can’t believe it
Brittany: And I’m bi. We’re dating.
Artie: That is brand-new information!
Santana: You already know, don’t you?
Quinn: A little bit.
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