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#incorrect z nation quotes
cazza2009 · 1 year
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Murphy, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ten K.
Ten K: How did you do that without turning around?
Murphy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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harlstiel · 4 months
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Murphy: Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to think.
10k: Don't worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.
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ap-kinda-lit · 1 year
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Azula: I owe a lot of people a lot of things. Most of them either money or apologies, one an organ, one a live dragon…
Mai: Yeah, your brother keeps calling about that.
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znerd · 5 years
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Addy: Would you rather kill Murphy—
10K: Yes. Kill him.
Addy: I didn’t say the other...
10K: I don’t need to hear it.
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Warren: 10k?
10k: Here.
Warren: Punkass bitch named Murphy?
Murphy: ...Uh, the punkass bitch part is silent.
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alvinmurphyisqueer · 2 years
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Murphy: You can take away my human rights but you cant take away my human lefts!
Warren: Murphy no-
Doc: I don't think he's going to listen.
Mutphy, sobbing: MY HUMAN LEFTS ARE MINE AND MINE ONLY
Warren: Oh my g-
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carlosfreckles · 7 years
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dinohyes · 4 years
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dino: i like my women how i like my men
dino: that’s the joke
dino: i’m bisexual
seventeen:
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Josh: I got a feeling this was all a big mistake
Mona Lisa: Are you talking to me? Because I already know this stuff.
Josh: Oh yeah, no I’m just working on my inner monologue.
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wolfinpink · 5 years
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Warren: Just hear me out, okay? Pretend you don’t know Murphy.
10K: I already like it.
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cazza2009 · 1 year
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Ten K : Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Doc: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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harlstiel · 4 months
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Warren: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
10k: *raises hand*
Addy: *puts 10k's hand down*
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ap-kinda-lit · 3 years
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Ozai: I ain't no helicopter papa. Sink or swim, bitch.
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znerd · 5 years
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Murphy: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.
10k: That’s so weird ‘cause I fucking hate you. All the time.
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alvinmurphyisqueer · 2 years
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Doc: you doing alright?
Murphy: if i wanted to talk about my feelings i would, but i dont want to, so stop asking!
Warren, a few minutes later: are you okay?
Murphy: NO IM NOT OKAY EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
Doc: Well, you could have told me that the first time i asked, but nooo, be difficult why dont ya
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