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incorrect-yumary · 2 months
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Ryota: Why are Yumeko and Mary not talking?
Itsuki: They're fighting.
Ryota: Then why are they holding hands?
Itsuki: Yumeko gets sad when they fight.
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animrumru · 1 year
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Yumeko: I almost got surprise adopted today :)
Mary: what are you talking about?
Ryota: she means that she almost got kidnapped during a gamble today
Mary: what the fuck is wrong with you Yumeko?!
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Katherine: Good morning, Shelby!
Shelby: I hope our first child has your eyes.
Katherine: What...?
Shelby: I said, good morning to you too, idiot!
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jntelm · 3 years
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Hello loser
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dumbrin · 3 years
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Yumeko: If I kill someone, would you tell on me?
Mary: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Mary: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"
I literally have 299 followers can one more person follow me💀
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nightfrostsfire · 3 years
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Mary: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.
Runa: She kissed a girl!
Mary: No I didn’t!
Runa: Yes you did.
Mary: DIDN’T!
Runa: didddddd~
Mary: DiD nOT-
Runa: Did did did dididid did a did didida did~
Kirari: Ahem. I can break this tie, she totally did. *holds up a picture of the hospital scene*
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Runa: Not much of a kiss but, I’ll take it!
Kirari: I do have pictures of them kissing but I just liked this more.
Mary: How did you- how did you get this-
Kirari: We have security cameras 😉
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Xena: Gabrielle, what do bees make?
Gabrielle: Honey?
Xena, smirking: Yes, dear?
Jox: Hey Meg! What do bees make?
Meg: Some stupid annoying sound, what do you want?
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kaemulti · 3 years
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yumeko: the sun is too bright!
mary: and...?
yumeko: and it’s hurting my eyes :(
mary: well what do you want me to do about that?
yumeko: turn it off
mary, sighing and covering yumeko’s eyes to keep the sun out of them: you’re insufferable.
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Abeke, helping Rollan with his dating profile: Now, let’s look at the bio. “Just a chill guy who likes to have fun.” This is garbage.
Rollan: What? What’s wrong with it? It’s not offensive!
Abeke: Well, yeah, it could 100%, definitely be worse, but… it’s boring. You like to have fun? So does everyone else in Erdas! You might as well change this to “I have eyes”.
Rollan: But not everyone in Erdas has eyes!
Abeke: Okay, good point - Yumaris does exist.
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noididntdude · 4 years
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Yumeko: I bought you the Netflix that you asked for.
Mary: Oh, sweet! I've been using Suzui's account for months now. I finally have my own.
Yumeko: Account?
Mary: Yeah, Netflix account. You said you got me that, right? Wait, what did you bought me?
Yumeko: Netflix...
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miyuchui · 5 years
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yumeko: mary-san, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
mary: hell yeah i do, you're a real bitch sometimes.
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incorrect-yumary · 9 months
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Yumeko: *kisses Mary on the cheek*
Mary: You missed.
Yumeko: What do you mean I missed, Meari-san?
Mary: You missed.
Mary: *kisses Yumeko on the mouth*
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animrumru · 3 years
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Yumeko: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake
Mary, stirring her coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt.
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yumekos-meari · 6 years
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Yumary Weekends
Itsuki: hey Mary, what did you do over the weekend?
Mary: Yumeko
Itsuki: what
Mary: what
Yumeko: i had a blast
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immortalgothgirl · 5 years
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Yumeko: Hey Mary, I think I failed that test on Health and Safety this morning... Mary: What makes you think you’ve failed?  Yumeko: Well, one question asked what steps I’d take in the event of a fire. Mary: And?  Yumeko: Well apparently ‘fucking big ones’ was the wrong answer.....
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dumbrin · 3 years
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Mary: I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I go as your girlfriend?
Yumeko: Only if you stay in character all year.
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