LYNXFALL INCORRECT QUOTES
For the desperate lynxfall shippers (like me)
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Lynx: I'm gonna marry you someday.
Snowfall: Not if I marry you first!
Snowfall: wait
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Crystal: I know you're in love with her.
Snowfall: I'm not in love with Lynx.
Crystal: I didn't say who.
Snowfall:
Snowfall: fuck you.
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Snowfall: I've been dropping them the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Lynx: Wow, they sound really stupid
Snowfall: They’re not stupid, They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Lynx: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, "Hey! I love you!"
Snowfall: That could work.
Snowfall: Hey Lynx, I love you.
Lynx: See! Just say that!
Snowfall: Holy fucking shit
Lynx: If that flies over they’re head then, sorry, but they’re too dumb for you Snowfall
Snowfall: Lynx.
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Snowfall: HELP! I TOLD LYNX I’D MAKE DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Winter, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Lynx: *yawns*
Snowfall: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Lynx: Then you must be exhuasted.
Winter: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely
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Snowfall: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Lynx: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
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Lynx: You have feelings for me?
Snowfall: Yeah, but it’s kinda wrecking my whole “heartless bitch” vibe, so I don’t know.
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Snowfall: Hey can you turn on the light?
Lynx: You’re the only light I need in my life
Snowfall: Lynx, I can’t fucking see
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Snowfall: I don’t do love. Love is for suckers!
Lynx: *exists*
Snowfall:
Snowfall: fuck!
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Snowfall: Lynx made me feel.
Crystal: Feel what?
Snowfall: Feelings.
Crystal: Lynx made you feel feelings?
Snowfall: Yeah.
Snowfall: what a bitch.
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Lynx: Snowfall, I don’t want to embarass you or anything, but I think you like me.
Snowfall, pointing at their matching rings: Lynx, we’ve been married for like two years now.
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Winter: Snowfall isn’t answering her phone
Lynx: I’ll call
Winter: Crystal and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Snowfall: Hello?
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Snowfall: Thanks to Taiga, Flint has now taken up cursing
Snowfall: Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis".
(Included some ocs in this one, Flint is one of my SnowLynx dragonets)
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Lynx: Just say "I love you", stupid.
Snowfall, with a small grin on her face: I love you, stupid.
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Lynx: I love you.
Snowfall: how many dragons do you tell the same thing to?
Lynx: everyone.
Snowfall: everyone?
Lynx: yeah, I tell everyone that I love you!
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Snowfall: What? Lynx? Why? Because she's pretty and sweet and makes me feel good about myself?
Crystal:
Crystal: I Didn’t say who
Snowfall:
Snowfall: No…
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Snowfall: It’s so annoying how Lynx is good at everything. There’s got to be something she’s terrible at.
Crystal: Maybe she’s a bad kisser.
Snowfall: No, she’s good at that too.
Crystal:
Crystal: Excuse me?
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Bumblebee: Snudoo?
Sundew: What? What's wrong? Are you hungry? Are you cold? DID SOMEONE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD? DID THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SAD?? I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! I'll-!!!
Bumblebee: Snudoo snuggle buggles???
Sundew: ....
Sundew: ...is anyone watching?
Bumblebee: ? *shakes head*
Sundew: then we can do snuggle buggles for FIVE minutes
Bumblebee: HEEEEEEE~!
Sundew: SHH SHHHH five QUIET minutes!!
-One Hour Later-
Cricket: ... you're right. We need to get her to stop calling you "Snudoo".
Sundew: shut up
Cricket: Would "daddy" or "mommy" Sundew work better?
Sundew: the moment this sleeping dragonet gets OFF me you are a DEAD hivewing
Cricket: And then you'd be an only parent, daddy snudoo.
Sundew: DEAD
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I’m bored here’s WoF incorrect quotes as things I have heard/said/done/witnessed.
Turtle, spreading beans on a tortilla: if this does not touch the edges, I am a FAILURE.
Sunny: that radiator looks like it has chocolate on it.
Clay: I kinda wanna lick it.
Sunny: same
StarFlight, horrified: DUNE! SUNNY LICKED THE RADIATOR!!
Anemone: I’m a lesbian.
Pike: with who?
Anemone: …
Anemone: I never said I was any good at it.
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