has this joke been done before
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my dealer Peril: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “ancient scroll” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw Prince Albatross at the remains of the Summer Palace
my buddy Qibli pacing: Darkstalker is lying to us
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My friend has been saying this a lot recently.
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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If I had a nickle for everytime a member of the Icewing royal family, who is also a main series protagonist, learns to be better due to the gay shenanigans and true friendship of a dragon with freckles, yet does not get a confirmed ending together... I'll have two nickles. Which is not a lot, but sad that it only happened twice.
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can anyone hear me (arrow words below)
Albatross has suffered abuse from Lagoon for literal years and has his sister’s traumatic incident (unintentionally caused by himself) dangled over his head to force him to comply. Lagoon intended to kill him and abuse Fathom in the same way.
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