Scott: How are your grades, Gords?
Gordon: They're underwater, Scott.
Scott: What do you mean, underwater?
Gordon: They're below C level
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Scott: I’d like to live through a week that is not a whole new verse of “we didn’t start the fire”.
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Thunderbirds incorrect quotes
John checking in after communications went down: I have such low expectations and yet you never fail to dissapoint me
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Virgil: When's the last time you slept?
John: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Virgil: A few- how many?!
John: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* EOS I need more fingers...
EOS: What you need is sleep!
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Brains, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Virgil: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
John: I personally was created in a lab.
Gordon: I just straight up spawned in the ocean
Scott: I wasn't born into this existence I died, this is hell
Alan: I was born as we die, alone- wait
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Scott: whether or not I pay taxes is none of the government's buisness
Brains: well it is actually-
Scott: they don't know where the island is what are they gonna do arrest me in the middle of a rescue?
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Gordon, probably delirious after having some sort of strong medication: I have a lot of dreams, and most of them are about women.
Gordon, now examining his hands as though they were claws: Except for the one where I have the body of a crab...
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Scott: How dumb do they think we are?
Gordon: Sometimes, John leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Nightcrawler Being Held Prisoner By the Hellfire Club
Nightcrawler: Don't kill me! I have a family!
Sebastian Shaw: Ha! You think I give a damn about that?
Nightcrawler: Nein, that wasn't a plea for mercy. That was a warning.
Sebastian Shaw: Come again?
Storm, Wolverine, Colossus, Shadowcat, Banshee, and Thunderbird: (burst into the room with murder in their eyes)
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Gordon: Squirt is only baby, must protect!! Hold gentle like hamburger, cuddles and snuggles, lil thunderbirb!!
Also Gordon: YEET THE CHILD.
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Scott: Be serious for a minute.
Gordon: Thirty seconds is my record.
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the Hood, smugly: thank you for saving my life, Tracy
Scott: we all make mistakes
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*the family’s reaction to being told they’re the chosen one*
Alan: I will not let you down!
Kayo: Sounds fun.
Gordon: K.
John: No, I’m f***ing not.
Virgil: Do I have to be?
Scott: Please God, I am so tired…
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At Gordon’s WASP interview
Commander Shore: it said on your application you went to Harvard?
Gordon: I did for my brother’s graduation
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Scott: John, can I ask you a question?
John: You just did.
Scott: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
John: You just did.
Scott, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
John: You just did.
Scott: When?!
John: Just now.
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Hugh: I have an excellent gaydar! If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-
Tamaya: Simon’s been in love with you for years.
Hugh: w h a t
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Gordon: I just tried to make reservations at the library.
John: You don’t need a res-
Gordon: Couldn’t get one though.
John: Don’t do this.
Gordon: They were fully booked.
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-Early morning on Tracy island-
Alan: they say that the early bird gets the worm…
Alan: well this bird says fuck the worm, I’m going back to sleep.
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When the Tracys save the day again even though you put a lot of hard work into fucking everything up:
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