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Pitch: Let me guess, lack of father figure in your lives, right?
Hiccup: Maybe…
Rapunzel: Yes…
Jack: A what?
Merida: Not me, I f*cking love my dad
#dreamworks#disney#rotbtd#rise of the brave tangled dragons#httyd#rise of the guardians#tangled#brave#hiccup#jack frost#rapunzel#merida#incorrect rotbtfd quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect rotbtd quotes
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Jack: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Elsa: Well maybe you should have some principles.
Jack: You’re right, maybe I should.
#rotg jack frost#frozen#jack frost#tangled#jelsa#incorrect rotbtd quotes#beauty#fanfic#queen elsa#rotg
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Jack: People your age are married. Rapunzel's married, even Hiccup is married. Why aren't you getting married?
Merida: People your age are dead. Why aren't you dead?
#jack frost#merida dunbroch#incorrect rotbtd quotes#incorrect quotes#the big four#rise of the brave tangled dragons#rise of the guardians#brave#disney#dreamworks
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Jack: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during their first session with a new client, but here we are.
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I think their dynamic is funny so here’s a few more from the generator
#Viggo discovers light up shoe technology#also the ‘they died’ could apply technically to Viggo too#one day I will fully write about Jack and Viggo#i see them platonically but romantic is also cute#viggo grimborn#hiccup haddock#jack frost#like the angst potential of Jack seeing the similarities of Pitch and Viggo#vigcup#hijack#frostcup#incorrect quotes#httyd#rtte#rotg#rotbtd
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Jack: Who decided to call it "emotional baggage" and not griefcase?
Merida:
Merida: He’s onto something
Hiccup: *deep sigh*
#incorrect quotes#httyd#rise of the guardians#jack frost#rotbtd#rotg#rise of the brave tangled dragons#brave#how to train your dragon#merida dunbroch#hiccup haddock#the big four#jerida
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Favorite HTTYD quotes #4 ROTBTD edition
Jack: Oh he’s real all right. Real annoying and real full of himself
Merida: It’s not like anyone’s gonna see you
Rapunzel: Well I do like ducklings
Hiccup: god I must be losing it, I’m quoting Dagur
#how to train your dragon#httyd rtte#hiccup haddock#jack frost#rapunzel#tangled#merida#brave#rotg#incorrect quotes#the big four#Rotbtd#httyd dagur#dagur the deranged
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Tooth: Okay, what state do you live in?
Jack: Anxiety.
Moana: Perfection.
Merida: Anger.
Rapunzel: Delusion.
Hiccup: Berk.
Merida: That's a town, not a state.
Tooth: 😳 . . . I-I meant where you live but now I'm worried.
#incorrect quotes#rotbtd#rotbotd#jack frost#rotg#rise of the guardians#hiccup#httyd#how to train your dragon#merida#brave#moana#rapunzel#tangled
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Merida: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Hiccstrid's Convo?
Tuffnut: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Ruffnut: I'm in the washing machine.
Snotlout: I'm in the closet.
Tuffnut: We accept you Snotty <3
Snotlout: No I'm literally in the closet.
Tuffnut: Love is love <3
#merida#merida dunbroch#snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#tuffnut#tuffnut thorston#ruffnut#ruffnut thorston#hiccstrid#httyd#how to train your dragon#pixar brave#httyd x brave#rotbtd#rise of the brave tangled dragons#incorrect quotes
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Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?
Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?
Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.
#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#hiccup version#hiccup haddock#rotbtd incorrect quotes#more hiccup versions#rotbtd#hiccup incorrect quotes#hiccup rtte#hiccup httyd#adhd hiccup#damn adhd is savage#zumbie incorrect quotes
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Hiccup: Where are you?
Merida: In the hidden world, trying to save you
Hiccup: What?!
Merida: We thought you would need help
Hiccup: NO, YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I ALWAYS HAVE A SUPER INGENIOUS PLAN TO ALWAYS ESCAPE
Jack: Is it Hiccup? Say hello from me
Merida: Seriously?
Jack: And also that we are going to save him
Merida: Pay attention or play with the baby dragons
Rapunzel: How did you escape?
Hiccup: That does not ma-…
Toothless: *GRAW*
Rapunzel: Jumping into an unknown abyss without your glider suit, is a super ingenious plan for you?
Hiccup: Well…
#dreamworks#disney#rotbtd#rise of the brave tangled dragons#the big 4#the big four#how to train your dragon#rise of the guardians#pixar brave#tangled#pixar#incorrect rotbtfd quotes#incorrect quotes#hiccup#jack frost#Rapunzel#merida dunbroch
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Hiccup: You and Flynn come up with the worst ideas.
Jack: Then why are you coming with us?
Hiccup: Because someone has to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
#jack frost#rotg jack frost#queen elsa#jelsa#incorrect rotbtd quotes#frozen#flynn rider#tangled#fanfic#rotg
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"Why are threesomes only for sexy times? Why can't I join in a couples argument if I want to?"
- Jack Frost
#jack frost#incorrect rotbtd quotes#incorrect rotg quotes#rise of the brave tangled dragons#the big four#rise of the guardians
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Jack: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Jack: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Michael: Raguel's weakness? (throws laptop, Raguel drops it) Tech. Jophiel's? Fire.
(Jophiel jumps in shock)
Michael: Zadkiel? Can't act to save his life. Barachiel's? Crippling self-dobut with OVERWHELMING hubris.
Barachiel: Woah, woah, woah! That's like REALLY personal compared to fire!
(Jophiel once again jumps in shock).
#incorrect casino cups quote#lil lucifer au#source: she ra and the princesses of power#michael#zadkiel#raguel#jophiel#barachiel#hey its been a while#this might come up less frequently now#im working on other projects#including my rotbtd au#so... yeah#sorry if you were expecting these a lot more now
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Part 3 of Hiccup, Jack and Viggo quotes! This is slowly becoming my fav waiting for my toast activity
#hiccup haddock#viggo grimborn#jack frost#vigcup#frostcup#hijack#i need a ship name for Viggo and Jack#this is taking over my life#not really but still#incorrect quotes#rtte#httyd#httyd incorrect quotes#rotg#rotbtd#grimfrost
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