Dr Emily Grace: *touches the ground* Something awful happened here
Detective Llewelyn Watts: Like what?
Emily: something… heterosexual.
*both shiver*
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Brackenreid: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Watts: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
George: I got distracted halfway through.
Henry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Watts: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”
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Ramsey: Am I going too far?
Percy: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Wilde: "You know what, I think I'll take the job. Titanic is a wonderful ship and the other officers seem like nice chaps."
Murdoch: *having a mental breakdown*
Lightoller: *pranking everyone*
Pitman: *makes confused noises*
Boxhall: *slams face into the wall*
Lowe: *aggressively pressing buttons*
Moody: *running around screaming*
Wilde: ......
Wilde: "This is fine."
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Higgins: I don't think we can enter this bar.
Watts: Why?
Higgins: Because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only three of us.
Crabtree: Dumb bitch, we'll just invite more people.
Watts : looks into the camera like he's on The Office
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someone said this on Reddit today and it sounds like if Watts and George were having a conversation 💀
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Slim: I said if I don't become a star by 35, I'll become a murderer.
Ramsey:...
Ramsey: Hey, uh, quick question. How old are you?
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Percy: Do you know how many times Zora has started a fire?
Ramsey: I don't know...many...?
Percy: Eighteen.
Zora: Seventeen!
Percy: What about this one?
Zora: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.
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"As a homosexual and an officer of the law, my policy is that it's only illegal if you get caught."
-Llewellyn Watts, probably
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Based on this post by @incorrect-murdoch-quotes
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Willam, about a body: Detective Watts, care to offer your opinion?
Llewelyn: These ducks looooove pretzels.
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Gillies: I have your son.
Murdoch: I don't have a son?
Gillies: Then who just asked me if I have any pretzels?
Murdoch: Oh my God he has Watts.
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Murdoch: Am I right, Watts?
Watts: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Zora: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Ramsey: Isn't that just killing people?
Zora: Ah, technicality.
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Murdoch: *laying on the floor while having an existential crisis*
Pitman and Boxhall: *quietly lay next to him*
Wilde and Lowe: *shake head in defeat and sit next to the others*
Lightoller and Moody: *lay entire body on top of Murdoch*
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