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madatobiincorrect · 1 month
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Madara: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Tobirama: You always act stupid.
Tobirama:
Tobirama: Wait...
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beelxshartic · 2 years
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Madara: Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am ooooookeeyyy being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire.
Tobirama: these are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?
Madara: Damnnnnnnnnnnnn man. You got something really sick you wanna do huh? Oh, you little pervert
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atossofthedice · 1 year
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Madara: Your brother's been leaving his turtlenecks behind.
Madara: And since you never wear hoodies, it'll work.
Hashirama: *sighhh* It doesn't work when we're living in the same houseeeeee!!!
Madara: Go get some hoodies then!
Hashirama: You look cute in the turtlenecks though!
Izuna: That's what I've been saying, niisan!
Madara: You two don't get to talk, you're both wearing them too.
Tobirama: Hey wait a damn minute-
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lossie92 · 3 years
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Tobirama: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Madara: I wake up at 4:30 am
Tobirama:
Tobirama: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Hashirama: So, Tobirama, do you have a crush on anyone ?
Tobirama: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety
Tobirama: And Madara
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bansenshukai · 2 years
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11.13.21 daily doodle ft. shitty mdtb comics
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evapourate-rn · 3 years
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Tobirama, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Naori: Madara's in the kitchen.
Tobirama: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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emiko-sama42 · 3 years
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Mito : Just be yourself.
Madara: Really? Mito , I have one day to win over Tobirama’s parents.
Madara: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Hashirama: Couple of weeks.
Touka : Six months.
Izuna: Jury’s still out.
Madara: See Mito ? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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tuliharja · 3 years
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Hashirama: Tobirama, why are you naked?
Tobirama: Uh...
Tobirama: I don’t have any clothes!
Hashirama: *Opening the closet.* Well that's just not true, you have pants, shirts, vests, hey Madara, jackets, socks—
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madatobiincorrect · 17 days
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Tobirama: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Madara: Navy blue isn't your color.
Tobirama: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Madara*
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beelxshartic · 2 years
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tobirama: i have a headache
madara: i have a backache
tobirama: i’ll rub your back
madara: i’ll give you head
tobirama: W- W H A T
madara: *tomato red* wha-
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the-0ther-boy · 4 years
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Tobirama, to Madara: I'd tell you to go to hell, but you'd probably just feel at home there.
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village meeting
Madara: You're breaking the law.
Tobirama: Impossible, I love the law.
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lossie92 · 3 years
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mdtb - deal
dialogue comes from this marvelous post by @evapourate-rn
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*while playing Poker*
Tobirama, *to Kagami*: Okay, do you have any queens?
Kagami looks at his dads*: Yeah, two big ones
Madara: Okay, you know what? It was funny the first time. Now it's just getting mean
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bansenshukai · 3 years
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based on this post by @blockoframen
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