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very-correct-aos · 3 years

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Daisy: let’s play a game :) on 3 we both have to say a random sentence at the same time and we’ll see if we say the same thing, ready?

Daisy: one.. two....

Deke: -I am wildly in love with you—

Daisy: -watermelons—

Daisy: ..what

Deke: what

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daisymayjohnson · 4 years

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May: What's going on?

Daisy: do you want the short version or the long one?

May: The short version.

Daisy: Shit’s fucked

May: And the long one?

Daisy: Shit’s fucked and it’s Deke’s fault

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shadowayne-deactivated · 4 years

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May: Sit up straight.

Daisy: No, I'll sit as gay as I want.

Deke: You can sit gay? awesome

May: I-

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daisymayjohnson · 4 years

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Police officer: You're under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Jemma: Wait, did you say three?

Police officer: yes

Daisy: oh my god Deke fell off

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daisymayjohnson · 4 years

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Daisy: Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams.

Daisy: Cons of being an ant: there’s an animal called an anteater.

Deke: What the fuck is an anteater

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shadowayne-deactivated · 4 years

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Deke: fuck gender i wanna be legally classified as a biohazard

Daisy: You already are

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shadowayne-deactivated · 4 years

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Deke: I may not have any brain cells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells.

Jemma: that’s not how-

Daisy: sure, buddy. heart cells.

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shadowayne-deactivated · 4 years

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Deke: Sometimes if I hum hard enough I can hear my consciousness wobble

Deke: Human make teh noise and teh brain go wiggle

Daisy: are you okay

Deke: wiggle

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