I love coming out of an aircon room and standing in the blessed natural warmth outside and I'm like hell yeah I'm thawing ....<3 truly I love warming up

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

My mom and I went to an antique mall and we were both devastated that this was $650

her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there

my dumbass:

FNAF movie Mike gets banned from the Pizzaplex..

Mexico's goth scene! ☆

i love you people still wearing face masks i love you people wearing them for strangers i love you people wearing them for themselves i love you people wearing them for family members i love you people wearing them for friends and coworkers i love you people wearing them despite it no longer being mandated i love you people wearing masks

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Mabel on the tumblr account she made immediately after turning 13: one of the most important things to remember about boybands in that they're very social! most members can't make it solo. this is why you should always give them a sleeping area that fits all of them at once, so if one of them wakes up in the middle of the night he has the others to pose with and comfort him back to bed. if he still won't go back to sleep you can try rocking him to simulate the gentle motion of a tour bus too!

Everyone else on tumblr: haha funny joke *10k notes*

story behind this audio: i was on the tf2 wiki, clicking random page, as one does on a wiki, when i landed on the item called "texas half-pants." this item has a voice line at the top of its wiki page. there is a link that says "click to listen" to this audio clip, which i assumed would bring up an audio player or at least take me to a separate page to listen to the audio in my browser. instead, it automatically downloaded the sound clip to my computer. i was laughing at this, saying, "this is on my computer now, great," and i clicked on the file to open it, thinking it would play it in whatever media player i had set as default. it did play…but apparently my default music player was set to itunes. so it opened itunes, added the clip to my itunes library, played the clip, and THEN started playing the next song in the queue, which was coconut mall from mario kart wii. so this is what i experienced just now.

its day

What FNAF crimes are Abby and Gregory scheming,,

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