Me writing for DI! Leon means I get to make him as hairy as I fucking want because I absolutely, positively, 200% believe that he has a nice happy trail and leg hair.
The manly hair testosterone hormones didn’t really kick in for Leon until he was 29 cause of stress and trauma, so when he could finally grow out that stubble it never left his face. But DI! Leon is a whole different ballgame. He’s not hairy like a werewolf (that’s more Carlos for sure), but he definitely has more body hair in that era cause he just kinda stopped focusing on it as time goes by.
You’d just like to watch him trim the stubble or shape it up, maybe even shave it off and let it grow back a bit. But you constantly tell him to keep it, that you like the way it feels when he kisses you or when he nuzzles into your neck. You enjoy the sensation of having his cheeks rubbing against your inner thighs as he eats you out, grabbing on to his head and pulling him in closer. Sometimes you’ll squeeze your legs around his head on purpose so you can feel the friction of the prickly hairs on his jaw scratching at your skin, only heightening the sensations for you.
Imagine riding him on his thick thighs and he has leg hair, feeling it against your skin every time your hips came back down on to his body. Think about the fact that he has a happy trail and trims his pubes a bit but doesn’t fully remove it CAUSE HES GROWN! So whenever you suck his dick so messy in the way he likes, the spit just spills all over and builds into a small puddle at the base of his pelvis. His favorite thing to do is watch you slurp it back up, how your nose nuzzles into his skin whenever you deep throat him. Don’t even mention the way he moans when you put his balls in your mouth, slurping on them like no tomorrow.
But the best part of it all? He loves it when he gets the white ring surrounding his cock when he fucks you. He wants to see the way you clench and cum around him, how your fluids stain his skin and pelvis, like your own personal way of marking him. He wants to smell like you, hell even taste like you. Probably enjoys putting you in a chokehold so you can feel his bicep curling around your neck, having your hands grab at his forearm and caressing the hair on his skin. If he’s not able to still feel the remnants of your release on his top lip, he’ll make sure it sticks elsewhere.
Petition to make him more hairy? Everyone raise your hands. I SAID FUCKING RAISE THEM! I KNOW Y’ALL ARE OUT THERE! Don’t be shy this is a safe space.
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What is readers reputation amongst the heroes in the disney park?
(Y/N) Interactions with Disney Heroes
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The whole point about the “good guys” is that’s what they are, all the Disney protagonists are genuinely nice characters
Sure most of the characters are more so acquaintances with (Y/N), but the rare times our park attendant supervises them it’s always pleasant
Many hero’s are happy someone else is dealing with their villains that’s not them.
Some characters are actually good friends with (Y/N)
I’ve previously stated before, Robin Hood and (Y/N) love to hang out with each other, I head-cannon (Y/N) organizing a “fox only club” where they get all the Disney foxes together to hang out
Imagine Robin Hood, Nick Wilde, and Honest John all playing cards together (they’re all cheating)
(Y/N) has had to babysit Pinocchio a few times
Imagine the Villains walking into the common room and seeing (Y/N) making Pinocchio a grilled cheese
Villains: The fuck is that?
*(Y/N) cutting the crust off Pinocchios sandwich*: it’s a baby
Villains: I know it’s a baby- the hell is it doing here!?
(Y/N) has a harder time getting along with the princesses. More so a conflict of personality’s
I mean, why would (Y/N) be friends with a bunch of teenagers?
Aurora’s chill though, (Y/N) enjoys her quiet personality
(Y/N) is also super gentle with Snow White, many people forget the girls only 14.
The only hero (Y/N) truly has any beef with is Peter Pan, that child’s a menace
Especially after seeing how cruel he is to Hook, some of that resentment rubbed off on (Y/N)
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*Prince Naveen, talking about Tianna*: She’s not just my girlfriend, she’s my best friend
(Y/N): Oh my— *Gagging*
Geppetto: What did (Y/N) get you?
Pinocchio: A knife!
Geppetto: NO—
Robin Hood: Hello there (Y/N)! It’s so nice to be here at Disney!
(Y/N): I want you
Robin Hood:.. what?
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How horrifying it is to realize that your love of someone is the only thing keeping them human, and that if you waver in that love even a little bit they will slowly and grotesquely turn back into a frog. And the futility of trying to keep loving them if only to keep someone from such a terrible fate, but the very attempts to force such a love weaken any bonds that once existed (not to mention he’s not helping things by putting all of the executive work of both the relationship and RUNNING A COUNTRY on your shoulders).
So perhaps, you decide, it’s better to leave and fall out of love entirely, and end their slow, torturous transformation, only to realize that that is also not a fate so freely given either. If you could just not love him, then some other girl, one with less weight on her shoulders, could fall for him instead. In all likelihood he’d be happier with someone less burdened by more ‘serious matters’ as you are. But that doesn’t work either, because you remember that part of him that made you fall in love in the first place, and so the trap is set. Not loved enough to remain human, not hated enough to restart the cycle. Just, half-formed, grotesque, not quite a husband not quite a frog. Fuck me.
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