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pikaflute · 3 years

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hi, sudafed cleared my sinuses long enough to think so here’s a giant post about most of my charles headcanons

Playlist

OH btw here’s my 4 hour and 23 minute playlist for Charles. Enjoy. Yes I know I’m insane: https://open.spotify.com/user/pikaflute24/playlist/4DBxaaxbqsmJt9Fvl8AgwZ?si=OcXlYCdFRzOhuKa4p_HdUQ

General Headcanons

He was born November 24 1965. He’s currently 56, but I usually write him in his late 40s in most fanfic and content I make. So there’s this middle aged man....

He has hazel eyes. Sometimes they look green, sometimes brown. Sometimes they’ll be white but that’s when he’s using his magic so mind your business

Gear brand over his heart >:)c

:) i think he has piercings and tattoos, a skull (dead man teehee) on his upper arm, a tattoo of a date (the date pickles and him first met TEEHEE) on his left arm also has a tattoo on his arm of the day he “died” on his right. had his ears pierced when he was a teen.

Has a sweet tooth so hard. Smuggles in treats into the drawers of his desk just to snack on during the day and has a mini fridge just filled with ice cream and also sorts of other goodies. He loves brownies and cookies the most

Likes to work out and keep himself in shape. it takes his mind off of stressful things like work and the boys, and just take his morning practice sparring and doing various exercises in the mordhaus gym.

he’s uh also very flexible so he does yoga a lot when he exercises. don’t. look too deep into that

cannot cook to save his life. he almost burned mordhaus down trying to make himself a sandwich

he can play guitar! he used to play it more often when he was younger but he rarely has the time to play it nowadays. when he does get to play it, it’s usually in private (and mainly songs by dethklok), or it’s to show off to a certain lead guitarist that yes he is playing that solo wrong

he’s ambidextrous but prefers using his right hand. he’ll use his left hand to spar in order to go easy on his opponents because hes a smug cunt

he’s 5′7 but intimidation factor adds a couple inches doesn’t it

has a scorpion named princess as a pet. he lets her sit on his desk sometimes and it scares the shit out of dethklok which makes charles laugh on the inside

hes also a cat person. one time toki brought a cat home and it settled on charles’ lap and he almost cried

loves to be a smug asshole and relishes in it. will not take shit from anyone, especially from some asshole who is trying to pull one over on him

he has no idea how social media works at all. will print memes out to show to dethklok, he’s very fond of cat memes specifically (i can has cheeseburger type beat)

he has no idea what any internet memes means he isn’t going to start learning. he is going to misuse internet phrases. are you boys, ah, finding the imposter? [cue five groans from dethklok]

knows a lot of languages. not a comprehensive list but: french, swedish, norwegian, spanish, italian, japanese, chinese, german, russian and korean

is very competitive. scarily competitive. once he starts losing in smash or mario kart all hell will break lose

very bad at showing emotions or affection, when he gets compliments he gets all red and quiet and mumbles a thank you.

weird about being touched as well and will usually avoid it unless it’s with someone he trusts

speaking of, his love language is acts of service :)c

hates being called charlie or chuck, unless the right person calls him it ;)

he’s autistic. was nonverbal for most of his life and only talked to certain people, or anyone at all. he stims with his hands and uses his pens to fidget.

has a collection of novelty socks. he likes the ones that have polka dots or stripes

sleeps with a garfield plushie he had since he was younger. it helps him with the nightmares

when any of the boys need help sleeping (usually toki or pickles), he’ll sleep with them in his bed. after dying he had trouble sleeping some nights, so dethklok returned the favor and all piled up in his bed and helped him sleep. he didnt have nightmares after that night

hes nearsighted, and prefers to wear glasses over contacts

lactose intolerant, hes still eating mac n cheese and paying the price

metalhead but pretends to not be just to mess with his boys

crippling addiction to match 3 games. also loves to play minecraft.

overly self sacrificial. puts ones he love needs before his own, results in himself being very isolated and distant from those he cares about because he’s afraid of hurting them

his favorite colors are black and purple

coffee kinda guy. black coffee or bust

has a lot of cute novelty mugs to put his coffee in. he ones from places where dethklok tours, dethklok official ones (the only two that aren’t adorned with spikes), some cat themed ones, a couple that have ties and math references, and one from his boys that says “most brutal manager”. he drinks out of that last one the most

he has a couple of grey hairs and wrinkles, but he keeps them because they remind him that he’s human. also pickles said old men were hot but you didnt hear that from me

likes to play chess but he can never find a good opponent. all the klokateers are too scared if they win and dethklok is too distracted to ever play with him or they end up losing to quickly if charles plays against them

really wants kids. he babies his sister’s sons and daughters a TON (uncle charles always brings the best gifts :) ) and also treats toki like his own son in a way. toki doesnt mind, he really appreciates the love

speaking of, toki does call charles dad once and it makes charles cry for like. a week and a half

his favorite dethklok song is the gears :)

he likes to collect knives as a side hobby, his favorite of his collection is a sleek black one with skulls on the handle

he has a motorcycle and likes to drive it around sometimes to just be alone with himself. it’s all black with a red gear on it

lightweight but only if he drinks the amount dethklok drinks. can hold his alcohol fairly well if he drinks like a sensible human, prefers brandy and wine

he can smoke cigars to be sexy for me and me ONLY

likes to read in his spare time. he likes mystery novels and science fiction

he has soft spot for cheesy sitcoms, they’re his guilty pleasure

his favorite youtuber is lockpickinglawyer. yours should be too

usually sleeps in only his boxers but will wear a shirt if its’s cold. he tends to sleep on his side (also wants to be the little spoon when cuddled but he will never admit that)

takes vacations sometimes away from the boys despite his worry that something will go wrong (it will!). many of his vacations are usually going to visit his family and going to the shore with them, or travelling to somewhere new for a change (cue charles being a yakuza substory on his one vacation per year)

he can sew pretty well. learned from his mom and used to sew the whole his sister use to put through her soccer uniform.

can also do makeup, and usually does it for one of the boys of there’s no one else around to help

bites his lip when he’s nervous. which is a lot

likes chococat and gudetama. he’s a man of tastes

laughs really loud if you catch him off guard. he snorts sometimes too. he’s embarrassed by it, but i think its’ cute

loves law and order obviously

he likes men

has a lot of pent up rage. very good at compressing it. sometimes

as high priest, he stays up very late trying to decipher the ancient prophecies that dethklok needed to fulfill. he doesnt sleep very much when he starts out because he misses home, so the band makes him come back (or else)

also as high priest he becomes more intune with magic granted to him after he died and he mainly uses his magic to protect his boys when they go back to being a band. also to fuck with them

the band he managed before dethklok was a band named savior who said they were a metal band with a unique sound, but that unique sound was actually just being a christian metal band that were bad at playing music. they also treated charles like shit and blamed him for them doing so poorly with sales and shows. had an unfortunate “accident” with a tour bus after charles had enough of their attitude towards him. he denies he had anything to do with it (he did.)

Family/Childhood

He’s the baby of the family. Spoiled rotten to the max. He doesn’t admit it though but whenever he comes home you know he abuses the “:)c im the favorite” card

He has 4 older sisters: Caroline who is a high school civics teacher, Cynthia who is a librarian, Callie who is a coach for a soccer team, and Charlotte who is a lawyer/manager who manages Ladyklok, which gets awkward (and funny) when Abigail starts dating the lead singer Natalie

charles is actually one of the tallest in his family. his dad is 6’1 and his older sister Callie is 5’11. cynthia is 5’6, caroline is 5’6, and his mom and charlotte are 5’5.

his mom is a doctor and his dad is an accountant. his mom’s name is giovanna and his dad’s name is elijah

caroline is the oldest sister, followed by cynthia, callie, charlotte then charles.

Charlotte and Charles are sworn enemies since they were born on the same day a year apart and basically have the same job. They do love each other though

His father calls him Charles. Caroline and Cynthia call him Charlie. Callie calls him Chuck. Charlotte calls him Charles (derogatory). His mom calls him a whole slew of nicknames that she made up when he was young (she calls him cheese ball and he turns red)

caroline has a wife (lauren who is a chef) and two kids (evan and shelby)

cynthia is dating a coworker (viola)

callie has a husband (john who is a stay at home dad) and they have three kids (brenda, melissa, and jeff)

charlotte is dating ladyklok (and abigail). this is a weird flex on charles i think.

He had a race car bed when he was like 5

He also was also one of those kids at family game night. He almost killed Cynthia over a game of monopoly

Always got to lick the spoon first after his mom baked brownies

He grew up in North Jersey (derogatory) (also yes im projecting state shot)

He’s also Italian (derogatory)

He got bullied in middle school for a little bit but once his older sisters found out, oh boy did all hell break loose

Was in band in high school. He played flute (DONT TALK TO ME I LIKE PROJECTING), he was of course a soloist and incredibly smug about it

Took gymnastics as a kid. Can do a backflip on command. Also very flexible.

First manager gig was helping his sisters sell girl scout cookies. They raked in a lot of profits when baby bro was behind the scenes. His cut was eating thin mints for free

Loved Star Trek when he was a kid

Was incredibly gifted, and taught himself to read at a young age. didn’t talk that much though

was always sick when he was little. he would always get sinus infections and colds if someone even sneezed weird

was in mock trial in high school. one guy on his team was a jerk to him so charles made it a point to be this poor kid’s nemesis

was on the student council, treasurer of course.

was also in nhs, and he was treasurer there too

was that kid who insisted on doing the group project by himself because he didn’t want to wait on anyone to finish their part

was super rowdy as a kid, always got into trouble but his mom was a little lenient of punishment (hes a mommas boy)

when he was like super young he bit people cause he was just a little monster (charles' sisters: mom charles is biting again. charles, biting one of them: im not :/ sheesh)

wanted to be a lawyer since he was 7

put his own siblings and parents on trial and would win every trial and would always get the last cookie or a higher allowance

he shared his room with his sister Charlotte and they would set up a pillow fort on one of the beds and stay up late reading together

loved going to the beach as a kid, his mom still has his collection of shells from the beach

on the boardwalk, he would dominate at claw machines anad carnival games. he won a bunch of plushies from himself (and his sisters obviously)

his dad and him have a super close bond. they watched star trek together and also like to watch how the stock market would do. his dad was also sometimes the judge in charles’ mock trials at home

they were very supportive when he came out as gay, he was also the first of his sibilings to come out of the closet

College

Got his masters in business management at rutgers and a JD (law degree) from seton hall law.

Started college when he was 18 (1983) and ended college when he was 26 (1991)

Wasn’t a party guy. Never got invited to many, but he never went unless a certain redhead was in town

Sustained himself off of ramen, coffee, and SSRIs to get his masters (hey man i feel ya)

Did weed like three times. Three of those times were because of, you guessed it, a certain redhead

Speaking of, his first time having sex was in his dorm with Pickles. Pickles also kicked him off of the bed (those beds are fucking tiny) while they slept, and almost burned Charles’ dorm down trying to make toast the next morning

Absolute did not do essays until the night before. Bad habit that made it’s way into Dethklok managing when he’s forced to write a legal brief before 12 am.

Loved calculus 2 for some reason. Nerd

Had a mullet. Pickles thought it was hot (still is) while Charles would rather die than remember anything about that horrid hairdo

Also went through his goth/emo phase while in Law School. He stuck out amongst the sea of sweater vests and polo shirts

Was in a band with his fellow college bandmates. The band was called Habeas Corpses and he was the lead singer who also played guitar. Their sound was kind of similar to TWRP’s first two EPs (The Device and 2nite). they had a grunge aesthetic, and yes charles dyed his mullet black (with a purple streak), for the band.

his bandmates were all fellow law students. dillan was on drums, margaret was their bass guitar, and nick was their keyboardist. all three of them also got tutored by charles while in law school. they are still best friends and write to each other sometimes

Was on the debate team, but uh kicked off due to be very competitive (he threatened to punch the opposing debater)

Was also in the chess club, also kicked off for being too competitive (lunged at a kid for cheating)

After being kicked from the two previous clubs, he joined fencing, his very competitive nature made him the best in the state

nick (the guy in charles’ band) was charles’ roommate the whole time they were in college. they may or may not have had a brief relationship before they realized they would be better as friends

nick also has a nes and charles loved to played zelda and wrote an entire guide for himself because he’s was that into the game (nerd)

occasionally would be found sleeping in the library on campus

wanted to be an RA but the resident association at his schools thought he was a little much. charles took this as a compliment

worked out a lot between studying and classes. a lot of jocks underestimated him because of his size but charles was just :) [casually lifts something heavy]

a lot of fellow classmates thought he was super cool cause of the leather he wore, and how cool and quiet he was, too bad they didnt know he was a huge nerd

tried skateboarding. once.

had a cadillac that barely started and drove like a piece of shit but that was charles’ baby

pickles tried to have sex with charles in said car btw, charles almost killed him for even daring to suggest to tarnish his beautiful baby

has damaged his back permanently because of all the books he used to carry around in his crappy back pack

did some modelling for one of his friends in college. he was very attractive and got some other modelling job through it. he tries to hide that from the boys in the future because he thinks it’s embarrassing

Relationship with Dethklok

Pickles - he’s known the drummer the longest out of any other member, and if you couldn’t tell by now, he had a brief relationship with the drummer back in the 80s (and maybe also still has a crush on him :)). charles respects and admires pickles’ talent as a musician and sometimes they play together when they have time alone. he tries to be there when pickles has a relapse in either emotions with his family or something else, but still tries to maintain a distance because he thinks that pickles doesn’t feel the same as he did in the 80s. (he does btw). nothing could break the bond these two share. not even death

Nathan - understands nathan’s quiet nature (nonverbal kings!) and strive for perfection in everything dethklok creates because he is the same way. their similarities allow them to connect on a level that allows nathan to open up about his feelings that he likes to lock away. nathan also gets charles to open his feelings up and actually care for himself for once in his damn life. charles also helps nathan with the depression he develops after charles dies and how to deal with it despite it being not brutal. nathan wants to give back and he does by becoming one of charles’ closest friends (and maybe even lovers hehehe)

Toki - charles has taken it upon himself to be toki’s father figure after seeing the way toki’s family has left him for essentially dead. ever since toki joined the band, charles has made it a point to be there for him whenever he needed it. even if it meant spending late nights reading to toki or sleeping over in toki’s room to help him sleep, he’ll do it. he blames himself for toki’s disappearance but toki assures him that he did the best he could. toki calls him dad a lot after doomstar. it makes charles cry.

Skwisgaar - unstoppable asshole meets immovable object. skwisgaar sees himself above everyone else like he does with the other dethklok members but with charles, skwisgaar knows that charles isn’t intimidated by him nor will he bow to the guitar god in anyway. this develops a game of cat and mouse between the two, with skwisgaar trying to no subtly push charles’ buttons and to see what makes him ticks, while charles resist him at every turn with a smug ‘:) is that all you got’ and it delights him to finally see the guitarist squirm under pressure.

Murderface - at first the two are very. distant to say the least. murderface used to see charles as unemotional robot and charles was fine with that and accepted the distance. overtime however, and especially after charles died, murderface warmed up to charles confiding in him things he hasn’t told the band, mainly things about his insecurities because charles is ‘fucking smart with crap like this’. and charles helps him and is happy to see him work out his problems and not bottle them anymore like the rest of his bandmates. charles also enjoys murderface’s company as a friend as well. and….he’s gonna help murderface the most with the whole traitor stuff too.

Abigail - mlm and wlw hostility. but seriously they’re good buds. he sympathizes with having to deal the moronic actions of dethklok on a daily basis and also thinks she’s really intelligent and overall fun to hang out with. they take lunch breaks frequently together and like to make fun of people at dethklok dinners together as a fun activity together. abigail will bully his ass once she finds out she’s dating charles’ sister and WILL bring up those baby pictures to get a higher raise thank you very much

Knubbler - can you say coworker besties! like abigail, he gets along because they both have to deal with dethklok being, well dethklok, but with knubbler, charles can relax a little more. the two cause problems on purpose just because they can. the two are also close friends and knubbler tries to get charles to relax for once in his life, and despite charles protests and objections, he sometimes caves and hands out with his friend (maybe boyfriend OOOOO who knows)

Sex Headcanons (IM SORRY)

um maybe he can have a giant dick (10 inches for me), it do be swinging though

daddy kink (everyone stay on this side, ill take care of him….come to daddy ;)c)

likes to do roleplay. he has a lot of costumes prepared for when his partner wants to do a scene with him

likes to bite and be bitten during sex. after a very long night, he’ll be covered in bite marks, it’s kinda hot

no gag reflex ;) he likes to deepthroat but good luck trying to get him to go down on you without him teasing

remember how i said he was flexible like eight times? yeah he uh, uses that a lot to his advantage. likes being fucked in weird positions because of it

the suit stays on during sex

he likes topping because he likes to be in control of everything he does all the time, but really wants to be told what to do sometimes and will let those he trusts do that for him

he has a dick piercing i know it

he's a very busy man, so he relies on his huge collection of toys he keeps in his bedroom and office

really good with his hands. as soon as those hands are on you, its game over

he loves to do it on his desk, makes him feel powerful. when he gets blown under his desk, it really takes all of his willpower to not cum immediately

really sensitive in weird places, specifically his ears

he likes to cuddle after sex, hes the little spoon :)

likes to be tied up, sometimes he’ll get tied up under his suit

mating press and riding are his favorite positions, giving and receiving

size queen, likes large toys and well ;)

has a private room that he sometimes goes to relieve stress, it has a fucking machine that he likes to use often when his job gets too stressful

he’s sucking people off at the klokateer glory hole, he’s uh, very good at what he does

likes to be spanked and like to spank

uses collars and leashes

maybe the klokateers can fuck him, if they’re good ;)

freeballing

likes cum on his face but doesn't seem to realize that means he’ll get cum on his glasses and will need to clean them

he can wear a chastity belt :) for me

likes being came in but will still complain about being gross after

pretty much up for anything, he’s not picky, he just wants to be in control and get off

#metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen

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clumsyclifford · 3 years

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I'm totally fine with being tagged as shy anon. Makes it easier for me to find the responses. You're totally so cute!! These may come in three separate asks so in advanced I do apologise for that. Okie ahhh favorite songs youre making me choose between my kids. I love all atl songs, tops glitter and crimson, wus, chemistry, vampire shift. Shit load of 1D, wildflower which is a recent find btw. And uhhhh im sure I'm forgetting about a million others. I love oldies and classics though. Fav city is my city of LA, im 29 though I look 12 tbh. I'm like 5'2 not tall at all. And I'm about to have dinner right now so ill be back with the rest of your questions. But how's your night going. Let's not forget about you.

Shy anon back with part 2. I do drink tea. My favorite is chai vanilla. It smells so good and is very delicious. Whats your favorite tea? Are there any shows you're super into right now? Do you like desserts? Whats your least favorite food? Honestly wanted to tell you you were a saving grace when I found your jalex fics. I love how you write them and thank God you aren't like ones who write them just to say who bottoms and who tops. It prompted me to make a whole ass blog dedicated to reblogging them just so I wouldn't lose them. Anyway. You'll see im a pretty boring person.

sick then we will go with that until further notice!!!

CHEMISTRY alright anon that’s it you can be my new best friend holy SHIT so much FUCKING TASTE i FUCKING LOVE CHEMISTRY i will be committing violent crimes against all time low for not releasing it for me to stream honestly what the fuck

yeah!!! 1d!!!! love those bitches!!!! and wildflower, interesting!!!! a recent find, does that mean you don’t really listen to 5sos? ....do you want to? do you need a starting place? recs??? wildflower is a banger though i agree. great choice. oldies and classics are hit or miss for me but i like some classic rock !!!

oooooh LA!! never been. one day </3 when there’s. no pandemic and all </3

chai vanilla! have also never had that!! i mostly just drink english breakfast ya know builder’s tea proper english milk and sugar. if i can’t bring the bella to england then i will forcibly bring england to the bella

OH so funny you ask ! yes i am, speaking of bringing england to the bella, i am wholly obsessed with great british bake off. baking show. whatever. it has my entire heart. i tried to watch a different baking show today and it just. wasnt good in comparison. i dont ever want to watch another baking show that isnt gbbo. THOUGH i am also forever watchin antm (america’s next top model?? do people know the initials for it?? idk) with my wonderful roommate. we are about ??? five ish? six ?? episodes into cycle 20. that show satisfies my desire to watch really trashy reality TV, whereas i genuinely enjoy bake off and the relationships between the people on the show makes me SO SO happy like. mmmm comfort show. perfect for drinking tea and being happy and thinking about meg

well you know what. i do love desserts as in i have quite a sweet tooth and i eat a lot of chocolate/sweet things BUT i am also rather choosy about them? like i don’t like most cake, i DON’T like frosting at all. idk man! short answer: yes but no. hope this helps <3

LEAST favorite???? god i don’t know!!! there are so many good foods why would i waste brain space on the ones i hate??? ill tell you my favorite food which is mac and cheese

omg !!! well !!! please that’s very kind of you. an entire blog!! wow!!!! i’m glad you like them so much wow yay i!!! ah!!! thank you!!!!!!! you are a lovely wonderful person shy anon i like the vibes going on here

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imhereforthetryus · 5 years

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First Date (1 swear word so dont report me) 😤 BTW This is a bit connected to my Thrift Store Fic coming up

To Say TJ Kippen was nervous was the biggest understatement of the year, he had spent 30 minutes pacing his bedroom floor, switching outfits as fast as politicians switch sides, his hands were pouring rivers of sweat, his mind was racing and Amber comments from across the hall about TJ not needing to worry amd that Cyrus will love him in anything had the opposite effect to which TJ would remind her about her own clothing delamia with Andi which would shut her up.

Ding Dong “Crap” Cyrus was here, TJ looked at the mirror one last time ofcourse the colors of his suit didn’t compilment any of his feature and he looked awful but he couldnt leave Cyrus waiting so he put some more gel in his hair, grabbed the pinic basket and raced down the stairs.

“Hey Underdog You look amazing ” TJ smiled, he turned to see a gorgeous Cyrus wearing a pale irish green button up polo and khakis

“Hi TJ and Thanks” Cyrus smiled back feeling a little self conscious compared to TJs Navy blue suit, with a purple and gray striped Tie. “You know you dont look to bad yourself” TJ boushed Cyrus thought he looked good yes.

“Ready to go” TJ held Cyrus hand realsiing what he did he stammred “Is this okay”

Cyrus laughed sweetly “It more than okay” he held on tighter, TJ calmed down a little bit and color returned to his face “Dont be so nervous that my job” Cyrus nuged TJ and grinned

“Im-m not nervous, Just a little bit over existed” TJ lied biting his lip “Why did i do something wrong”

“Not nervous huh” Cyrus raised his eyebrow

“Shut Up” TJ rolles his eyes

“Make me” TJ grinned mishcivously and gave Cyrus a quick peck, Cyrus smiled and they walked along the grey sidewalk occasionally kicking spare rocks that sprung out of the gravel the cold air creating a deadly silence

“So not so nervous basketball guy were are you kidnapping me to” They both laughed

“The Swing set” TJ suggested

“How cliche, which ya novel did you get that from”

“Delirum” TJ grinned “but come on you know you love it”TJ teased

“Not as much as I love you” Cyrus mumbled he gave TJ a kiss on the cheek which was as far as he could reach

“I love you to”

“Who doesnt”

“Hey there only room for one ego in this relationship” TJ smiled

“Im sorry forgive me King Kippen” Cyrus mockingly bowed down on the cold gravel, waving his hands up and down

“That King Goodman to you” TJ smirked he put his arm around Cyrus and inched closer to him filling in the one ceminter gap between them

“Awww that was kind of smooth” Cyrus smiles he looked up to the night sky just above the park entrance “Hey Teej look at the stars” Cyrus pointed up to the dark blue sky were there were two stars close together shinig brighlty, Cyrus smiled in awe “Thier beautiful”

“Not as much as you” TJ mumbled he grabbed Cyrus towards thier swing set and layed the pinic blanket with a choclate chip muffin painted on it under the tall grass, TJ layed down on the blanket

“So whats for dinner honey” Cyrus smirked he put his head on TJ leg and cutting off his blood circulation TJ didnt mind though TJ laughed

“Not even a how was your day” Cyrus shoved TJ

“How was your day and what for dinner”

“It was amazing I learned this new recipe and Janet from the PTA liked my cookies” TJ said as he made his voice sound feminine “And for dinner your favorite hand baked Choclate Chip Muffins and for dessert I made fried rice with a side of chicken mac and cheese with a special drink ” TJ got out a plastic food bag holding all of the muffins and handed Cyrus a muffin, he set out the paper plates and scooped out some of the food making sure to give Cyrus the majority of the choclate chip muffins and fried rice while he greedily took most of the blueberry macadamia.

“You know I only date you for your cooking skills” Cyrus smirked he ate another 2 dozen muffins and sighed he was in heaven TJ shook his head and poured Cyrus some sparkling lemonade

“I know” TJ grabbed Cyrus shoulders and kissed him on the lips and Cyrus blushed

Another Bad One shot by your truly yes Ofcourse (I improved TJ fashion sense your all welcome, because I will kill disney more if Tj and Cyrus first date starts with TJ wearing a hoodie) also sorry this is long but 😎 just read it cue me dancing to just beat it but with just read it lyrics ( this was funnier in my head like all my attempts at writing comedy new flash it never funny) also I stan Confident Cyrus and Nervous TJ Edit Because I spelled blushed wrong yeet

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rengiyuus · 6 years

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soft bias tag!

hello...i’ve been tagged by @realstraykids (i think.) @s0ftminho @himeaegyo!!!

i’m tagging: @jeongin @bangchant @hyyunjinn @heejin @hyuunjins @bangchan @kimwoojin @teddybearwoojin @channie @jiisung @hanbit @hanjisunng and @yukseongjae

btw this is gonna be really gay lmao

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who is your bias?

bang chan from sk!!!! the absolute loml

˚⁺∘*✧♡ what made you notice them?

ok so basically 7 years ago i saw his audition tape n i was like ? 10 i think he was 13 BUTLKSDJF i was in awe bc wow??? he was so cute n at that time i was learning members of groups n trainees (mostly sm but i came across a few jyp trainees!) and he popped up on my youtube n i was just so kljsdfsdf??? amazed someone so close to my age was so talented??? nn i kept track of him over the years n god i rmr whn i saw a pic of him with his sister n brother i knew. he was gonna own my heart one day so here we are

˚⁺∘*✧♡ what’s your favourite thing about them?

oh gosh sldfj i honestly can’t answer this??? everything is my favorite thing about him lksdjf??? just....i think skdjfsf if i rlly have to say, my favorite thing about him is his passion. to see him just??? express himself with something that makes him feel so safe and happy is beyond beautiful to me??? i love seeing his passion, whether it shows in his lyrics, his music, or just with how he acts, its my favorite thing to witness.

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would initiate skinship more?

LKJSDF i think...he would!!!! im rlly shy when it comes to that n knowing how he is with the other boys i think he would def love to start skinship

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would hog blankets more?

Me. I love soft cozy blankets SDFS so i’d steal them

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would be more clingy?

we’re both libras but we are also scorpio venuses sO!!!! we wouldn’t be clingy in private but in public? thts my mf bf n im his we’d be glued together so

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would say “i love you” first?

LSKDF /??? i feel like ??? i would? i mean i say i love u to all my friends so i would have said it a long time ago when it came to him n i just love love so i would shower him in i love you’s

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would be more easily flustered?

me :/ i’m rlly shy irl so jsjsj anything makes me blush

˚⁺∘*✧♡ what cuddling position would you two have?

UM spooning ig ??? idk feeling a weight on me makes me feel relaxed so if he wants to just roll on top of me i’m Down

˚⁺∘*✧♡ which colours remind you of them and why?

pink and peach...it’s like?? all i see when i think of him because they’re delicate and soothing colors and i associate them with love???? and since hes the loml of course they remind me of him

˚⁺∘*✧♡ which season would you like to spend with them?

winter!!! i love winter...i wanna snuggle with him on the couch n watch christmas movies n i wanna have a mistletoe kiss with him and just ??? be fucking gay

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

he bakes i steal LKJSDFSF i love batter

˚⁺∘*✧♡ which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

both of us...n we’d have 2 reactions: Die or be wheezing our lungs out

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?

me :/ i love dogs

˚⁺∘*✧♡ which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

LKJSDLJKSDFS OK !!! I WOULD BURN IT AND HE WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE BC ONCE I PUT MAC N CHEESE IN THE MICROWAVE BUT I DIDNT NO U HAD TO ADD WATER SO YEAH

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?

him..i’m scared of heights so i dont go near railings but i’d pull him back bc im an anxious person

˚⁺∘*✧♡ what would watching a horror film with them be like?

God...he wouldn’t shut up but like out of Boredom . he’d make witty comments n i would have to tell him to shut up

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

i’m the cheesy flirt and hes the smooth flirt!!!!!!

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who is more competitive?

Both of us We’re Libras.

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who would have to be given constant reminders (reminders to eat, don’t forget your keys, etc)

both of us heh ik thts the answer to a lot but i love constantly reminding ppl about things?? esp when it comes to saying i love u to them n reminding them to take care of themselves and i’m v forgetful so he would remind me about everything else

˚⁺∘*✧♡ who sends memes and who sends cute “i miss you” texts at 3am?

both of us ♡

#replies #chrisme #OOF

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jisxngie · 7 years

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11 questions tag

thank you @jiggyjisung for tagging me <3 (this is a super loNG POST™ btw)

1. Whats good fam?

i finished my first year of high school !!! but other than that nothing much

2. Did you eat yet

ya i went out to eat lunch with my friends today as a reward day thing :>>

3. What time is it?

it is 9:15pm

4. are you tired?

of jyp yes i always am

5. Still in school or nah?

yeet im in yr 8 next year :>

6. are you a keyboard, cuz you’re my type *wink wonk*

at first i thought this meant like piano keyboard thing but lmao im stupid

7. did you like that ^^^

very smooth :')))

8. So whatcha doin rn (besides this)

listening to music, procrastinating on a stray kids fantasy fic, watching dan and phil, the usual

9. chocolate chip cookies or oreos

i lov oreos but,,,,, choc chip cookies bc like if its baked nicely the cookie is soft and the chocolate is melted and skskajabak i lov

10. do u got any pets

i gots me a pupper :'))

11. mac n cheese or lasagna

mac n cheese bc i havent had it in like ages lmaoo

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tagged by @straykeeds :>

1. What is your favourite food?

probably pizza !!

2. Who is your favourite non-kpop artist?

um either lauv or marianas trench

3. Do you sleep with the air-conditioner or fan turned on?

fan bc my aircon broke and we're going into summer how wonderful

4. What is your native language?

english !

5. What is your favourite sport?

nothing lmao im not sporty but if i had to chose, prolly hockey since i used to rep for my city

6. What phone are you using?

some model of xgody (android)

7. Do you prefer transparent-glass windows or darkened-windows at home?

i prefer tinted windows @ home

8. Do you prefer grassy areas or snowy areas?

ive never seen snow :<

9. What’s your favourite animal?

dogs !!!

10. What is your favourite book?

the many worlds of albie bright !!! (im p sure thats the title of it)

11. Do you prefer to keep your nails long or short?

i have long nails so long !!!!

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finally, i was tagged by @str4y-k1ds <3

1. Milk or Cereal?

uh,,,, you'd think you'd need both ??? cereal first smh

2. The group that got you into Kpop?

bts !! my soft, beautiful, talented sons !!!

3. Who’s your Stray Kids bias?

i have three,,,,,,, felix, jisung + chris

4. A thing you really like about yourself?

i like my eyebrows :>> i also like my humour bc tbh im funny as fuck when you get to know me

5. Do you get along with your family?

ya i guess

6. Fave band that isn’t Kpop?

marianas trench !!

7. Have you ever considered learning Korean?

im kinda okay with understanding v v short simple sentences that i hear all the time but atm im studying japanese for school so maybe after

8. What’s the last compliment you gave someone?

@ felix: "honestly this boy holds constellations on his cheeks and the galaxy in his eyes im in love"

9. Have you ever changed your bias? And if, how often?

o heck ya, and uh,,,,,,, a lot

10. Do you have any nervous habits?

i actually have social anxiety so i have quite a few nervous habits (bounce my legs up n down, bite my lip, bite my nails, sweat excessively etc)

11. What made you get a Tumblr account?

i made my main @dxnghyunnie in 2015 and it was a bts acc before i made it multifandom and then switched to pd101 and now its multifandom again :> i made this acc not very long ago, maybe 1-2 months bc i saw hellevator and fell in love with all of them <33

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uh,, thats all i guess !!! feel free to take any of these questions bc i cant be bothered to make any atm lmAO

i tag: @boyfyoungk @felixmosquito @felixhelix @3rachaa @hellevato-r @chanbaee @chanskitty @seungchanie @seungminty and others if you wanna do it (you don't have to :>>)

#tagged #11 questions #:>>

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elvesofnoldor · 7 years

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tagged by both @softelesbian and @resistancelesbian AND @skygualker on this 11 questions game, boy a lot of ppl r doing this tag game recently

Rules: 1. Always post these rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you. 3. Write 11 questions of your own. 4. Tag 11 people.

(my questions at the bottom, no pressure in doing this! and if you already done that before you dont have to answer my questions asdjflaskd)

Gaby’s questions:

1: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

breakfest

2: what is your favorite piece of classical music?

Beethoven’s Symphony No.7 in A Major, op 92: II. Allegretto

3: favorite book series?

lord of rings

4: dream vacation?

being launch into deep space

5: early bird or night owl?

night owl, dont wanna be one tho

6: band/musician you would recommend someone to hear?

um im gonna like say oscar isaac on this cause like no other musicians/bands i know needs recommendations

7: which movie have you watched the most times?

Farewell my concubine (1993)

8: dog or cat person?

BOTH

9: hot or cold weather?

not to be dramatic but i rather freeze to death so, cold weather

10: piece of media you haven’t seen that almost everyone else has?

wonder woman (2017) (I WILL FINISH WATCHING IT)

11: favorite video game?

oh boy this is a hard one, it used to be a QuenticDream game but it fell out of favour with me...im gonna say...”journey” (was playing it myself just yesterday)

Caity’s questions:

1. mac or cheese? interepert this question however you please.

mac AND cheese

2. least favourite movie?

oh man, in what categories? the high production value commercial productions? the high production value artsy ones? the popular culture ones that also probably has high production value? indie??

im gonna say “whiplash” (the mf that made la la land truly hasnt made one single picture i even remotely wanna see), i even lost a mutual over liking that movie so i have a grudge ok

3. which disney princess/prince are you most like?

um literally none of them? i’d say Kristoff cause i too would be a hermit living in the mountains with a moose, not to mention im kinda chubby and i like women. Just not a man, that’s the only difference here.

4. if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what is it and who is it by?

In Rainbows by Radiohead?

5. best way to prepare a potato (mashed, baked, fried, ect.)?

mashed!

6. which Friends character do you think you’d work best with in a relationship?

if u mean like a romantic relationship, i’d say Monica cause shes like, the only chill ones. And shes been plus size before so she must understand^tm. If u r talking abt a friendship, then Joey lmao. Or Chandler.

7. what was your favourite teacher in school like?

high school history teacher Mr Woods! He always makes game of thrones and the walking dead references in class, lmao i wish i’ve seen these two shows when i was in high school

8. most overrated piece of media you fully watched/read/listened to and thought was garbage?

the 2nd question inspired me, so im gonna say “whiplash”

9. what piece of media is widely regarded is terrible that you genuinely enjoy?

this is like, a really difficult questions jsaldfkasd, cant think of any popular bad media that i currently like.

10. whom is your “”problematic”” fave?

none i can think of? theres gotta be someone tho

11. what horrendous act by Donald Trump disgusted you the most?

The executive order he signed to ban the six countries with mostly Muslim population from traveling to US as refugees or immigrants

Karla’s questions:

1. you could travel to the future, would you do it?

yup, but i wouldnt wanna stay

2. what’s your favorite flavor of cake?

is cheesecake a flavour lmao

ok u know what i’d say matcha

3. what’s a movie/show that you’ve liked since you were little?

i’ve always loved disney’s “Bambi” and “Little Mermaid”

4. following up with movies and shows, what has been a movie or show that you feel has shaped you into who you are?

this is a loaded question lol, um....”farewell my concubine”(a movie btw). tbh. it’s more of a...recent shaping tbh.

5. do you have a favorite book?

yes and it’s house of leaves

6. what type of music are you into?

experimental and ambient music adsfjklsadf

7. what’s your favorite genre (movies/shows/books)?

u know what? sci-fic! (i just realize that recently tbh...ive liked sci fic genres movies and books before...but never considering myself liking the genre itself. It’s funny, cause i think star wars--technically a space fantasy, finally ignites my interest in the sci-fic genre asjdflkasd)

8. who’s your favorite character and from where?

i dont really....have one right now? gonna say finn and poe dameron from star wars

9. favorite quote/saying?

tie between “And she held her sword, and she smiled like a knife” and “I’m truly a drop of sun from the earth” and “No burning bush, no angels, no cross. God’s a house. Which is not to say that our house is God’s house or even a house of God. What I mean to say is that our house is God.”

10. what’s your favorite cereal?

rice puffs!

11. what would you name your boat if you had one?

Michelle

MY QUESTIONS:

1. top 3 favourite comfort food?

2. favourite studio Ghibi film?

3. favourite non-english language film?

4. rainy or sunny day?

5. Do you like to put cheese in your instant ramen? why or why not?

6. which Star Wars movies (out of the current six) is your favourite?

7. What’s the one fandom popular character that you absolutely can’t stand? (if you cant think of a fandom just say someone from MCU or Star wars)

8. least favourite popular or beloved villain?

9. Opinion on pineapple on pizza?

10. One dead fictional character whose death you will forever deny?

11. favourite colour you like on clothes? (ex. you think blue looks the best on clothes)

tagging: @niliforov @scoundrelhan, @diasporawars @laurakinney @poesfin, @fnlesbian @spacefinns @bisexual-finn @tiefightrs @lesbianboyega @feministcastiel

#yolanda talks #tag #long post for ts

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