i love retconning my own fanfic bc i wrote one (1) really good line and don't want to change it
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Antenne Vorarlberg Chillout Lounge (August 04, 2023)
23:57 The Ocean Piano - Piano Mi Camino (Blue Wave Mix)
23:52 Mirage Of Deep - Cloudless Sky
23:48 Klangperlenspiel & Puzzls - Kyoto (Wish You'd Move On)
23:42 Christopher Von Deylen - Euphoria
23:37 Rodg - Life Is Life (Chill Mix)
23:33 Glockenbach Ft. Clockclock - Brooklyn
23:29 Blank & Jones - Twilight Moon
23:23 Massive Attack - Spying Glass
23:20 Majestic & Boney M. - Rasputin
23:18 Nightcall X Henri Purnell Feat. Eke - When The Morning Breaks
23:10 Boris Pillmann - Love You
23:03 Edx - Conundrum
22:56 Dale Anderson Feat. Anil Chawla - Pimento Grove
22:52 Jens Buchert - 1000 Miles
22:46 Sirius & Nyla - Infinity (Remastered Remix)
22:41 Nora En Pure - Tears In Your Eyes (Extended Mix)
22:38 Dj Antoine & Flip Capella Feat. Evelyn - Dark Love
22:35 Dimitri Vegas - Pull Me Closer
22:31 Lenny Ibizarre - Pretty As You Feel
22:29 Dj Antoine Feat. Ablai - My Corazon (Dj Antoine Vs Mad Mark 2k21 Mix)
22:24 Passenger 10 - The Lonely Boy Who Wanted To Make Friends
22:19 Tukka & Rauhfuss - Flamingo Road (Sans Souci Remix)
22:15 Daniel Portman - Vulnerable
22:08 Bay Area - Dolphin Rider (Pianodreamsession)
22:02 Boris Dlugosch Feat. Risn Murphy - Look Around You (Original)
21:55 Röyksopp & Jamie Irrepressible - The Next Day (Mind Against Remix)
21:52 Robin Schulz & Alle Farben & Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World
21:46 Zelensky - Sunset (Andy Lime Remix)
21:43 Robin Schulz & David Guetta - On Repeat
21:40 Lost Frequencies Feat. James Blunt - Melody
21:37 Armin Van Buuren Feat. Jake Reese - Need You Now
21:34 Wave Wave Feat. Evie - Real
21:29 White Elephant - Sir John
21:27 James Carter & Ofenbach Feat. James Blunt - Can't Forget You
21:23 Ck West & Sassi K - C Song
21:20 Rag'n'bone Man - Human
21:16 Nora En Pure - Tantrum
21:10 New Age Kings - Illusion (Instrumental Remix)
21:05 Alle Farben - Sonoro (2018 Rework)
21:02 Kamrad - I Believe
20:57 Worakls - Caprice
20:52 Teri Richardson - Shadows Of My Love
20:49 Viva La Panda & Finding Molly - Bring It On (La La La)
20:46 Deep Chills Feat Emma Carn - Blinded
20:42 Emily Burns - Im So Happy
20:38 Blank & Jones Feat. Zoe Durrant - Adios Ayer
20:34 Frank & Friedrich Feat. Duncan Woods - Coming Home
20:31 Colorblast - Message In A Bottle (Colorblast Version)
20:29 Buchs Feat. Nokyo - Cheverolet
20:26 Wankelmut & Emma Louise - My Head Is A Jungle
20:23 Zaz - Demain C'est Toi
20:20 Alle Farben & Fools Garden - Lemon Tree
20:15 Chromatics - Lady
20:09 Tinlicker Feat. Roos Jonker - Come Back Home
20:06 Lstn - Sïstër
20:01 Moby - The Sky Is Broken
19:55 Mahmut Orhan - Way To Life (Boral Kibil Remix)
19:51 Lost Frequencies Feat. Flynn - Recognise
19:48 Junge, Junge Feat. Jamie Hartma - Wicked Hearts
19:44 Schiller Feat. Jael - Tired (Live)
19:42 Troels Hammer - Azur
19:39 Vievie - Sea Roses
19:36 Kygo, Paul Mccartney & Michael Jackson - Say Say Say
19:32 Guardner - All Right
19:26 Hakan Kayis, Furkan Sarikas, Cinar Gedizlioglu - A Night In Alacati (Original Mix)
19:21 Rìfìs Du Sol - Alive (Anyma Remix)
19:17 Jazzamor - Song For Maggie
19:12 Pete Tong & Tale Of Us Feat. Jules Buckley - Time
19:09 Sum Wave - Milkyway
19:03 Bent - I Love My Man
19:00 Laniia - Fireflies
18:55 Boozoo Bajou - Lava
18:53 Gil Glaze Feat. Dante Thomas - West La
18:50 Tiësto & Karol G - Don't Be Shy
18:46 Alejandro De Pinedo - Raindrops
18:43 Together Alone - Ain't Nobody
18:40 Audax Feat. Ron Caroll - Falling For You
18:36 Consoul Trainin - Take Me To Infinity
18:34 Minelli, Filatov & Karas Remi - Rampampam
18:26 Atb - No Fate
18:22 The Alan Parsons Project - Lucifer
18:19 Karsten Kiessling Feat. Helin - Fight Like A Lion
18:15 Sofi Tukker & John Summit - Sun Came Up (Radio)
18:10 Kate The Cat - I Was Made For Lovin You
18:06 Scotty & Wilcox - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Wilcox Extended)
18:02 Gitano & Deep Josh Feat. Koo - Residence Lounge
17:57 Thomas Lemmer & Andreas Bach - Embracing Love
17:54 Eelke Kleijn Feat. Josha Daniel - Oscillations
17:48 Morcheeba - Trigger Hippie
17:41 Boral Kibil & Gulec - Lost Language
17:38 Mousse T. - Boyfriend (Alle Farben Remix)
17:33 Mari Boine - Gula Gula (Chilluminati Mix)
17:30 Nora Van Elken - Sumatra (Lstn Remix)
17:25 Dreamerproject - Horizons (Glenn Main Remix)
17:22 Sans Souci Feat. Pearl Andersson - Sweet Harmony
17:18 Blank & Jones - High Fly
17:14 Dvine - Ever After
17:10 Ypey - Life Time
17:07 Nora En Pure - Stop Wasting Time
17:05 El Profesor - Busy Bye Bye
17:00 Schiller - White Nights (Don't Let Me Go)
16:58 Ofenbach & Ella Henderson - Hurricane
16:55 Mike Perry Feat. Shy Martin - The Ocean
16:43 Monkey Safari - Hi Life (Cheeky Bold Cover)
16:40 Melokind - Tiefgang
16:34 Mads Arp Featuring Julie Harrington - Alive
16:31 Dj Antoine Feat. Craig Smart - Good Vibes (Good Feeling) (Dj Antoine Vs Mad Mark 2k19 Mix)
16:25 Monolink & Zigan Aldi - Fidale (I Feel) Vocal Version
16:19 Themba & Nico De Andrea Feat. Tasan - Disappear
16:13 Deep Dive Corp. & Setsuna - Transatlantic
16:08 Schiller X Tricia Mcteague - Miracle
16:02 Schiller Feat. Eva Mali - Ein Schöner Tag (Live)
15:59 Nora En Pure - Enchantment
15:54 Derrick - Love Away
15:48 Banderas - This Is Your Life (Easy Life Mix)
15:46 Gamper & Dadoni - My Lovin'
15:42 Blank & Jones - Grown Minds
15:39 Dj Antoine & Dead-line - Shout
15:37 Lost Frequencies & Elley Duhé - Back To You
15:32 Atb With Enigma - Enigmatic Encounter
15:25 Beyhude - Akasha
15:16 Christopher Von Deylen - Heaven Can Wait
15:12 Depeche Mode - Goodnight Lovers
15:07 Anrey - We Are The Mirrors (Extended Mix)
15:04 George Geccoo Feat. Maik Pinto - Dolce Vita
15:00 Schiller & Schwarz - Avalanche
14:56 Elderbrook & Bob Moses - Inner Light
14:50 Schwarz & Funk - Savannah Sunset
14:46 Sum Wave - Malin's Song
14:42 Tom Novy & Dan Le Blonde - Let's Dance (Tom Novy Remix)
14:38 Lexy & K-paul Feat. Enda Gallery - Peilschnarte
14:35 Brando - Don't Call Me (Galantis Remix)
14:28 Le Roy - See The Light Ahead (Extended Mix)
14:23 Massive Attack - Sly
14:20 Alan Walker X Hans Zimmer - Time (Alan Walker Remix)
14:18 Kamrad - Feel Alive
14:13 Morcheeba - Slow Down
14:10 Above & Beyond - Is It Love? (1001) (Original Mix)
14:06 Jelly & Fish - Appreciation
14:02 Alan Walker & Gavin James - Tired (Kygo Remix)
13:59 Lucy Neville - Ransom
13:54 Aakarshan - Tantra Café
13:51 Mike Candys, Sb Mont & Salvo - Turned To Dust
13:48 Sons Of Maria - Always
13:45 Clangusar - I Promised Myself
13:41 Eelke Kleijn Feat. Diana Miro - You (Frankey & Sandrino Remix)
13:38 Alle Farben & Flynn - I Need To Know
13:33 Maestro & Cabal - Clifton Bay
13:29 Jan Blomqvist & Bloom Twins - High On Beat (Sofi Tukker Remix)
13:24 Enui - Adieu (Arielle Lb Remix)
13:21 Klingande, Stevie Appleton - Sinner
13:18 Blank & Jones - Swept Away
13:15 Schiller - Once Upon A Time (Cahill Remix)
13:10 Croquet Club - Awake
13:07 Blank & Jones Feat. Mick Roach - Magnolia
13:03 Kygo Feat. Ella Henderson - Here For You
13:00 Twopilots - Take My Breath Away
12:58 Nora Van Elken - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
12:51 George Holliday - Never Gonna Grow
12:46 Rìfìs Du Sol - Next To Me
12:43 Lucas Estrada & Henri Purnell & Neimy - In My Fantasy
12:37 Cinemascope - The 7th Dream
12:33 Sum Wave - Beach Memories
12:30 Dizkodude & Dj Antoine - Your Eyes (Dj Antoine Vs Mad Mark 2k21 Summer Mix)
12:24 Noraj Cue - Story At The Campfire
12:21 L'imperatrice - Peur Des Filles (Montmartre Remix)
12:15 Blank & Jones - Coh
12:09 Steen Thottrup - El Alba
12:06 Möwe - Bad Intentions
12:01 Laila (Feat. Tiefblau) - Yin And Yang
11:57 Eli & Fur - Come Back Around
11:53 Bolier & Arman Cekin - Fade Away (Feat. Rhi'n'b)
11:47 Depeche Mode - When The Body Speaks
11:45 Nora Van Elken - Heaven Is A Place On Earth
11:42 Nora En Pure & Lika Morgan - In The Air Tonight (Sons Of Maria Remix)
11:35 Wd2n - Sultans Of Swing (Original Mix)
11:32 Filous - Let It Snow (Original Mix)
11:29 Dennis Kruissen Feat. Liza Flume - Another Soul
11:25 Paul Kalkbrenner - Part Eight
11:21 Sons Of Maria - Elevate
11:18 Topic Feat. Nico Santos) - Home (Alle Farben Remix)
11:12 Schiller Feat. Sarah Brightman - The Smile
11:09 Bolier - Another Blue
11:04 Lux - Secret Fish
11:01 Shapov & Avian Grays Feat. Kifi - Light Up The World
10:57 Undressd - Forever Young
10:51 Afterlife - Makes Me Feel
10:47 Armin Van Buuren Feat. Angel Taylor - Make It Right (Trinix Remix)
10:40 Avira & Diana Miro - The Worship (Mark Knight Extended)
10:36 Nebu Mitte Feat. Jaselle - With You (Oriano Remix)
10:33 Mike Candys & Séb Mont - What's On Your Mind
10:27 Beyhude - Terso
10:23 Aromabar - Winter Pageant
10:20 Fedde Le Grand Feat. Vince Freeman - Devils
10:16 Lstn - Thoughts
10:11 Schiller - Mittelerde
10:04 Doyeq & Jay Medvedeva - Break Into My Walls (Armen Miran & Hraach Remix)
10:00 Fritz Kalkbrenner - Void
09:56 Kidsø - Fir
09:51 Kygo & Sasha Sloan - I'll Wait
09:49 Zonderling Feat. Josh Cumbee & Damon Sharpe - Lifetime
09:46 Alok & James Arthur - Work With My Love
09:43 Kygo With Avicii & Sandro Cavazza - Forever Yours (Tribute)
09:40 Syn Cole Feat. Caroline Pennell - Californication
09:31 Dino Lenny Feat. Artbat - Sand In Your Shoes
09:27 The Alan Parsons Project - Old And Wise
09:23 Lemongrass - Comme Toujours
09:20 R3hab, Timmy Trumpet, W&w - Distant Memory
09:17 Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano - Let It Lie
09:14 Gabriel & Castellon - Es Vedra (Touch & Go Radio Mix)
09:07 Beyhude - Alabora
09:00 Tosca - Dave Dudley
08:57 Tomas Skyldeberg - Chillin With You
08:52 Mandala Dreams - Mirror Lake
08:47 Ingo Herrmann - Sundown
08:44 Mike Candys - Sky (Club Mix)
08:34 Moby - Too Much Change
08:31 Milky Chance - Stolen Dance
08:28 Lost Frequencies, Zonderling & Kelvin Jones - Love To Go
08:25 Chicane - Capricorn (Back Pedal Brakes Remix)
08:22 Spike - The Golden Eye (Original Mix)
08:18 Maxim Lany Feat. Freya Alley - Anymore
08:15 Robin Schulz - Above The Clouds
08:07 Gerrit Van Der Meer - Solaris
08:02 Mr.da-nos - San Francisco 2k20
07:59 Bedouin Soundclash - Brutal Hearts (Flicflac )
07:54 Faithless Feat. Nathan Ball & Caleb Femi - I Need Someone
07:50 Gibbs & Code X - Close To Your Heart
07:47 Kygo & Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
07:39 Boral Kibil - Never Again (Bobby Deep Mix)
07:37 Lunax & Zana - Gone Tomorrow
07:33 Kygo Feat. Sandro Cavazza - Happy Now
07:30 Sanah - Invisible Dress (Maro Music X Skytech Remix)
07:22 Maxim Lany - Riding The Wave (Extended Mix)
07:19 Lydmor - Money Towers
07:16 Zoe - C'est La Vie
07:14 Rita Ora - You Only Love Me
07:10 I Will, I Swear - Long Days
07:08 Above & Beyond - Quieter Is Louder (Original Mix)
07:05 Robin Schulz - Sugar (Feat. Francesco Yates)
07:02 Feder & Ofenbach Feat. Dawty Music - Call Me Papi
06:57 Schiller - Free The Dragon
06:53 Kygo Feat. Valerie Broussard - Think About You
06:50 Kai Schwarz, Cayus & Yass - My Love Is Your Love
06:47 Munich Monstrs - Shine
06:41 Nova June - More
06:37 Above & Beyond Feat. Zoe Johnston - We're All We Need
06:33 Swedish House Mafia & The Weeknd - Moth To A Flame
06:25 Justin Martin - The Sad Piano
06:19 Good Guy Mikesh Feat. Filburt - Place Of Love (Mp Edit)
06:17 Wave Wave Feat. Lena Sue - Repeating
06:11 Airstream One - Southern Light
06:04 Hraach Feat. Iveta Mukuchyan - Sarer Jan
06:00 Ashcome - Vitamin Sky (Original Mix)
05:58 Dize Feat. Aurii - Wenn Ich Nicht Mehr Weiss
05:51 Goldfish - Love Everlasting (Extended Mix)
05:46 Schiller - Tiefblau
05:43 Elderbrook - I Need You
05:39 Above & Beyond - Out Of Time (Original Mix)
05:33 Fous De La Mer - Ocean 22°e
05:30 Pirra Feat. Lindstrøm & Prins Thomas Remix - Limousine Lies
05:25 Cecilia Krull - Agnus Dei (Benny Benassi & Bb Team Remix)
05:22 Jelly & Fish Feat. Amiaz & Tina Welzel - Appreciation (Radio Mix)
05:19 Pulsedriver & Tiscore Feat. Anna Grey - We Are
05:16 Parov Stelar - Fire
05:12 Agron - Love My Soul
05:07 Lamb - Wonder
05:03 Justin Robertson Presents Revtone - Love Movement
05:00 Alok & Timmy Trumpet - Underwater Love (La Vision Remix)
04:56 Brendon Moeller - Emerging
04:53 Mark Brown - The Journey Continues (Acoustic Version)
04:49 Lost Frequencies & Mathieu Koss - Don't Leave Me
04:46 Neptune & Moonnight - I Need A New Love (Original Mix)
04:42 Nightmares On Wax - Les Nuits
04:39 Edx & Amba Shepherd - Off The Grid
04:36 Nora En Pure - Wetlands
04:33 R Plus - Summer Dress
04:31 R3hab X Lukas Graham - Most People
04:20 Cell - Above The Clouds (Live Version)
04:17 Sixth Finger - If I Can't Have You
04:12 Blank & Jones - Sunshines Better (Feat. Mick Roach)
04:06 Depeche Mode - Home
04:00 Shkoon Feat. Fruiterama - Napauken
03:54 Christopher Von Deylen - Free
03:50 Eelke Kleijn - Mistakes I've Made
03:48 Felix Jaehn & The Stickmen Project Feat. Calum Scott - Rain In Ibiza
03:44 Clément Leroux - Memories
03:39 Phil Mison - Just Landed
03:32 Miyagi, Sascha Braemer, Dan Caster, Jan Blomqvist - Woodpeckers Love Affair
03:27 Two Lanes - Pièces Froides: Ii. Danses De Travers
03:24 M22 - Good To Be Loved
03:21 Loud Luxury Feat. Morgan St. Jean - Aftertaste
03:17 Audien - Blue
03:10 Enfant De Luxe - La Tete Dans Les Nuages
03:05 Anrey - The Forgotten (Extended Mix)
02:58 Richard Grey - Need Your Lovin (Murjd Remix)
02:54 Panama, Satin Jackets - The Future
02:48 Kid Massive, Yuji Ono, Dtale - Pray (Wolf Krew Remix)
02:42 Max Manie - Laura
02:40 Sons Of Maria - A Kiss Like This
02:35 Monolink - Harlem River
02:32 Robert Manos - With No End
02:29 John Summit & Hayla - Where You Are
02:25 Milkwish - From The Earth To The Moon
02:19 Jody Wisternoff Feat. Sian Evans - The Bridge (Chicane Rework)
02:15 Portishead - Revenge Of The Number
02:13 Sam Feldt & Sam Fischer - Pick Me Up (Vavo Remix)
02:08 Ohm-g - Hulectric Soul
02:05 Nora Van Elken - Honshu
02:01 Rank 1 - T.t.c.
01:58 Winona Oak & Robin Schulz - Oxygen
01:49 Armen Miran Feat. Jivan Gasp - Lost Memories
01:45 Jasmon - Sanpo Suru
01:38 Armen Miran & Hraach - Gravitation
01:35 Alex Breitling - Faith
01:30 Jaques Raupe, Stereoact, Peter Schilling Feat. Peter Schilling - Terra Titanic
01:23 Monolink - Don't Hold Back
01:20 Tinlicker & Helsloot - Because You Move Me
01:16 Klingande Feat. Daylight - Losing U
01:13 Moby - My Only Love
01:10 Klingande & Bright Sparks - Messiah
01:06 Emmit Fenn - Lost In Space
01:04 Amely & Lvndscape - Losing My Mind
01:01 The Alan Parsons Projekt - Eye In The Sky
00:59 Srtw & Mave Feat. Sønlille - Last Train Home
00:54 Arden - Open
00:51 Regard - Ride It
00:48 Blank & Jones Feat. Kyle Pearce - All Of Me
00:41 Hraach - After Dark
00:35 Schiller - Das Glockenspiel (Live Aus Der O2 World Berlin)
00:32 Backstreet Boys - Chances (Instrumental)
00:29 Hypnosis - Pulstar
00:22 Nora En Pure - Birthright (Club Mix)
00:15 Armen Miran - Nani Jan
00:12 Sans Souci - Condor
00:05 Alex Cortiz - Enter The Matrix
00:00 Röyksopp Feat. Susanne Sundfør - If You Want Me
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Oh vay, he's gay!
Fran has her eye set on Christopher Lee who is a single rich business man and also gay.
No warnings
Requested by @christopherleefan I hope you like it! 😄
"Good morning everyone!" Fran exclaimed happily as usual as she entered the dining room where her boss, Maxwell Sheffield and his children were already eating breakfast.
"Mhm, looks good, Niles." She complimented the butler as he handed her a plate of food.
"Well, you seem happy this morning." Maxwell pointed out, sounding slightly grumpy.
"I am. Why not? It's a lovely day today." She stated, digging into her breakfast which consisted of eggs and bacon, with a side of toast.
"No, it's not." Maxwell snipped as he took a sip of his tea.
"What's the matter with you?"
"Mr. Sheffield has a possible investor visiting today." Niles explained while refilling his tea cup.
"Yes, and I heard he's one of the richest men in England. So make sure you have everything ready Niles. I'm not taking any chances." Maxwell ordered.
"You can count on me, sir." Niles assured him with a fake smile, mumbling to himself as he walked away clearly unhappy about having to cook so many horderves again.
"Ooh! Rich business man? Is he single?" Fran asked excitedly, suddenly becoming interested.
"Yes, but I hardly think he'll be interested in you." Maxwell remarked.
"We'll see about that." She muttered to herself as she had already begun planning what she was going to wear.
Later that day after the kids went off to school, she came down the staircase wearing a tight fitting, low cut, red and black dress with her hair teased at its highest with many layers of hairspray. Perfect. She thought, pleased with herself as she gave herself a once over in the mirror. Wait! Quickly she picked at her teeth making sure there wasn't any leftover food from breakfast. Now, she was perfect.
She glanced around the room noticing that she was the only one in there. The horderves were set out and Maxwell was in his office, which meant she would have the rich business man all to herself when he arrived.
A few minutes later, just as she was about to steal one of the delicious looking horderves for herself the doorbell rang. Fran scampered towards the door her high heels tapping on the marble floor beneath her feet as she went.
She opened the door and on the other side stood a tall gentleman with dark hair carefully slicked back, and intense brown eyes. He was truly the definition of tall, dark, and handsome. Just her type.
He smiled charmingly down at her and said, "Hello, I'm Richard Carter. Im here to see Maxwell Sheffield. Is he in?" What a hunk of man! She thought to herself as she grabbed his arm, and pulled him inside.
"You just missed him, but he'll be back soon." Fran lied as she guided him into the living room.
"I could come back later." He said not wanting to bother her, but she wouldn't let him slip away that easy.
"Nah! Why go through all that trouble? First you gotta call a cab, then there's traffic and it's Friday which means everybody is getting take out." She explained, hoping it would be enough to convince him to stay.
"In that case, I'll wait." He told her, sitting down on the sofa. She sat on the coffee table across from him, giving him her best "come hither" look.
"I didn't catch your name." He asked awkwardly, adjusting his tie.
"Oh, I'm Fran Fine, Maxwell's nanny." She answered.
"I didn't know he had children. " He admitted, if anything he thought she was anything but his nanny with the way she was dressed.
"Yes, they lost their mother. It's all very tragic. Poor kids." She replied shaking her head, taking a bite out of one of the finger sandwiches.
"I can imagine." He agreed sadly, grabbing a sandwich for himself.
"Yeah, being a single father can be difficult these days so he hired me." She added.
"He's not dating anyone?" He asked, quirking an eyebrow finally becoming interested in the conversation.
"Nope. Believe me I've tried." She said rolling her eyes in disgust. Boy, did she try. She thought. Every single day.
"I'm not dating anyone either." She told him, hoping he would get the hint. When he didn't she resorted to more drastic measures. "But that can change."
She got up from the table and sat beside him on the sofa, scooting close to him. Instead, he leaned away from her pressing his back against the arm of the sofa.
"Miss Fine! What are you doing?!" Maxwell yelled upon entering the room, making her jump in surprise. Carter however let out a sigh in relief.
"Just trying to make our guest feel welcome." She answered feeling disappointed that she hadn't gotten very far.
Maxwell sighed, "I'm sorry, Mr. Carter."
"It's quite alright. It was nice meeting you Miss Fine." Carter said as he followed Maxwell out of the room.
Fran snapped her fingers. "Damn!" She mumbled. If only she had a few more minutes...
The meeting was brief, not taking long for Carter to decide to invest. In fact he and Maxwell were to discuss terms over dinner that evening.
"I look forward to tonight, Mr. Carter!" Maxwell cheerily exclaimed as he escorted him to the door.
"Me too. Pick you up at 7?" Carter asked as he pulled on his coat.
"It's a date!"
"Bye, Mr. Carter!" Fran called out from the sofa, shooting him a wink. He gave her a quick smile before turning to leave.
As Maxwell went back to his office, Fran followed him. "Where are you going? I heard there's this nice Chinese joint that just opened-" She began, but he cut her off.
"Miss Fine, it's purely a business dinner. Believe me, you would not find it the least bit interesting." He told her, knowing that she was hinting at going with them.
Maybe so, but she wasn't about to let that stop her. Later that night, after Carter and Maxwell left she snuck out and followed them to the restaurant hoping to make it look as though she accidentally ran into them.
As she entered the restaurant she noticed how low the lights were giving it an almost romantic atmosphere. What a strange place to discuss a business deal. She thought as she scanned the room for them. Finally she found them sitting in a far corner, sitting perhaps a little too close. She titled her head and squinted her eyes, assessing the situation carefully. Something felt off about this, although she couldn't quite put her finger on it. Luckily, she found a table near them giving her ample opportunity to spy on them.
As they all ate their dinner she noticed how Carter looked at Maxwell and gently touched his shoulder every now and then. He almost looked as though he was flirting. Oh no! He was gay! She realized suddenly feeling embarrassed. No wonder he didn't respond to her advances. She just thought he was being oblivious like Maxwell was being right now. She raised an eyebrow. At least she hoped so.
Quickly, she stuffed down the rest of her dinner and left, not wanting to interrupt after all.
As she pushed through the door she found Niles sitting on the sofa quietly reading. "Niles!" She shouted, stuffing her coat in the closet. He jumped up and turned to face her.
"What's wrong?" He asked, putting his magazine down.
"I was just at the restaurant Mr. Sheffield went to...and why didn't you tell me he was gay?!" She exclaimed, smacking his shoulder.
"Who, Mr. Sheffield?" He asked looking confused.
"No, Mr. Carter! Although I wonder..." She trailed off.
Suddenly, they heard voices outside the front door. It was Maxwell and Carter! She gave Niles a push not wanting to be seen, and together they hid around the corner, quietly watching them as they went inside.
"I had a lovely time tonight, Maxwell." Carter admitted, leaning against the doorframe.
"Me too. Thank you for deciding to invest. You won't regret it." Maxwell assured him holding his hand out to shake, which he happily accepted.
"Maxwell, I..." He started, unable to find the right words as he held his hand in his. Unexpectedly, Carter pulled him close and pressed a kiss against his lips.
Fran and Niles' jaw dropped at the scene unfolding before them. When he pulled away he let out a satisfied sigh, grinning at Maxwell.
"I'll bring by the check in the morning. Goodnight!" He told him leaving Maxwell standing there, stunned with a visible blush forming on his face. After a moment or two, he retired to his room for the remainder of the night unaware that Fran and Niles had been watching.
Fran bit her lip feeling a little jealous, but mostly disappointed. If Mr. Sheffield was gay, then any hope for a relationship was gone.
"Are you okay, Miss Fine?" Niles asked her, giving her a pitiful look.
"No. How did my boss snag a rich, sexy business man before me?!" She cried. "What is this world coming to?!"
The next morning, she went down for breakfast as usual only this time she didn't feel like her usual happy self.
Quietly she entered the room, giving everyone a faint smile as she grabbed a plate of food. Everyone looked at her feeling worried. This wasn't like her at all. She wasn't even wearing her bathrobe, instead wearing a turtle neck sweater and tight jeans. She was depressed, but was still determined to look good regardless. Although perhaps not as much now that she didn't have Maxwell to impress.
"Everything alright Miss Fine? Did you miss a sale at Loehmenn's?" Maxwell asked softly, leaning towards her knowing how much missing a good sale upset her.
She shook her head and answered, "No, I'm all right Mr. Sheffield." She lied, trying to sound perkier than she felt.
"Oh, ok then." He said taking a sip of his tea. He couldn't help but feel that she was hiding something from him. Had he done something wrong? Did he forget her birthday?
"Niles, I'll be in my office. Mr. Carter should be stopping by to sign the check any time now." He told the butler as he finished his breakfast.
"That's not the only thing he'll be doing." Fran mumbled under her breath.
"What was that?" Maxwell asked, stopping and turning to look at her.
"Oh, nothing. Have fun!" Fran said, waving at him. "I'm sure you will." She added once he left the room.
Later that morning, before Carter showed up Fran and Maxwell bumped into each other in the foyer as she sent the kids off to school.
"Miss. Fine? I can't help but notice that something is troubling you." He asked her again. For a moment she wondered if she should tell him not wanting to embarrass him, but before she could the doorbell rang.
"Ah, that will be Richard." Maxwell exclaimed, adjusting his tie as he went to answer the door.
"Good morning, Maxwell!" Carter beamed, stepping inside.
"Morning, Miss Fine!" He greeted her with a pleasant smile as Maxwell took his coat and hung it up in the closet. She sighed. Why did they have to be gay? They were so handsome! She thought despairingly to herself.
"Good morning." She said, giving him a little wave.
As he and Maxwell retreated to his office, Maxwell paused for a moment. "We'll talk later." He told Fran, giving her shoulder a reassuring squeeze before following Carter out of the room.
Almost immediately after they closed the door, she saw Niles pretend to sweep in front of it trying to listen in. She shook her head and walked towards him.
"Niles!" She shouted making him jump, but he quickly shushed her.
"Listen!" He urged.
"We should really give them some privacy." Fran insisted, but then two seconds later she found herself with her ear pressed against the door unable to refrain her curiousity.
"Richard, I wish I didn't have to tell you this. You're a really nice guy and everything, but I'm not gay." He admitted.
Carter stared at him for a moment, confused. "But, I thought when you said...last night at the restaurant...I--" He stuttered awkwardly.
"I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression." He apologized, biting his lip.
"But you produce Broadway musicals?"
Niles snorted from outside.
"Oh dear, I seem to have made quite a fool of myself haven't I?" Carter sighed, blushing, looking down at his feet.
"No, I don't think so. You're only human. It happens." Maxwell assured him. Fran rolled her eyes, agreeing.
"If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a pretty good kisser. Any man would be lucky to have you." Maxwell added trying to cheer him up.
"Thanks. I think I'll sign that check now and get going." Carter said procuring a pen from his pocket.
"You still want to invest?" Maxwell asked, sounding surprised.
"Of course. I'm not just going to back out because of a mistake on my part. That's not how I do business." He replied as he scrawled his signature across the paper, handing it to Maxwell. "It's been a pleasure doing business with you Mr. Sheffield." He told him, shaking his hand.
Outside, Fran and Niles scattered as they heard his footsteps approach the door.
"By the way, I think Miss Fine is a lovely woman. She would make a wonderful wife don't you think?" He pointed out, remembering what Fran had told him earlier.
As Carter left, Maxwell stood there going over what he said in his mind. He was right, she would be. She was beautiful, unique, witty, kind. He found he could go on and on about all the things that made her perfect, that made him love her. His eyes suddenly became distant at the thought of Fran being his wife. How pretty she would look in a white gown...Then he remembered he wanted to talk to her and quickly left his office to find her.
"Miss Fine!" He called out as he went into the living room.
"Yes, Mr. Sheffield?" She asked as she came down the stairs this time in a different outfit. One that felt more like her style now that Maxwell was straight again.
"Ah, I see you're feeling better." He said, noticing her change of clothes.
"Yep! Better than ever!" She chimed.
"What was bothering you?" He asked curiously.
"Oh it was nothing." She answered, waving it off. "But tell me, what is it like kissing a hot rich businessman?" She remarked, preparing to run.
"Miss Fine!!!"
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[ MARLON CARTER. 29. MALE. HE/HIM ] is here! They’ve lived in Silver Lake for [ 5 MONTHS ] and are originally from [ CRENSHAW, LOS ANGELES ]. They are a [ DRUMMER ] and in their downtime love [ READING DOG-EARED TOMES OF BUKOWSKI, TELLING PEOPLE THEY’RE WRONG ] and [ JUST VIBING ]. They look a lot like [ LAKEITH STANFIELD ] and live [ ON SILVERWOOD TERRACE ].
Full Name: Marlon Cassius Carter
Nicknames: Marl, Scuba
Crenshaw born and raised, lived there for 26 years and then Downtown L.A. for another 3.
Growing up in South L.A. in the 90′s, he’s seen a lot of shit. Particularly as his family was lower income.
His dad went MIA when he was around 6, and his mom worked weekdays & weekends
He and his sister were latchkey kids who practically raised themselves, but their mom instilled a hard studying ethic despite whatever was going on in their lives, and both excelled in school.
Has a younger sister, Bianca, 26. She got a full ride to UCLA and is now a cellist of some renown, also lives in Los Angeles.
He got into several colleges on partial scholarships, but decided to pursue music full-time instead.
Personality/important headcanons
chill most of the time, unless you give him a reason not to be.
an aries (taurus cusp) - but thinks horoscopes are big bs.
big into reading, bukowski, burroughs, kerouac, the lot.
a hip hop purist who does not care for the new trap-rap etc tendencies. talk to him about lil pump and watch him get riled up quickly.
guilty pleasure genres: female fronted pop and eastern european folk-pop
hooked up with charli xcx once, but doesn’t brag about it.
films: big fan of scorsese, tarantino, jordan peele. not a fan of wes anderson, aronofsky, or christopher nolan.
cereal connoisseur. shelled out big bucks for a 1982 vintage box of Count Chocula.
keeps his circle small, loyal to them.
an irreparable night own who goes on maybe 3-4 hrs of sleep? what is even sleep
currently staying at: Dom’s crib.
Friends
Part of the squad that includes: @tysondabs , Dom, Mikey, and Joe (currently all npcs but if you want to bring one of them in, IM me, we could work something out)
If ur bros with Tyson u can assume bros with Marlon too!
He’s lived in Los Angeles all his life and has been all around, so a past connection w/anyone who wants it is def possible too.
Has been hanging around Silverlake for the past 5/6 months (since last September) — maybe your chara has run into him somewhere! Feel free to assume that, etc.
Work
He’s a professional drummer, but plays other instruments as well.
Not currently affiliated with any one band or artist, but has stepped into the recording studio when anyone requires a drummer, gone on tour with bands, etc.
Currently helping Dom with his debut record and laying tracks with him.
Skilled in Logic, Ableton, etc. so dabbles with mixing and mastering/producing when he wants.
Just signed a freelance deal with Fuse Records so you’ll see him in and out of there a lot! If anyone with connects to Fuse wants to do something, hmu.
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Ep. 1050 Trump’s Bold Move. The Dan Bongino Show 8/22/2019.
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William Walden
William Walden
1 day ago
The US Marshals should have taken over the FBI until its integrity could be located.
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Willy G
Willy G
1 day ago
Fire Wray, now. Today. Before 5pm
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Marta LeFave
Marta LeFave
1 day ago
Dan, do not forget that the Left will not hold Biden to account on his lies. To them, the end justifies the means. Remember Obama??
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Glenn Holcomb
Glenn Holcomb
23 hours ago
Wray needs to be replaced. He's holding back items that Judicial Watch has asked for, that will make a difference in the voter's decisions in the election next year for seats in the House.
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Kathy B
Kathy B
23 hours ago
who was the FISA judge, obviously either incompetent or in on it.
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Percy's
Percy's
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Trump should fire Wray!
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Gary
Gary
23 hours ago
FBI's Wray is DIRTY AS HELL Dan, say it!!!
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Bill Simpson
Bill Simpson
1 day ago (edited)
This is getting SO OLD. The media’s lameass attempts to frame our President as a racist are the last acts of a desperate deep state.
😮 yawning
Leader Technologies wrote the code and had it stolen by a Clinton operative in a theft of patent. African American lawyer Screwed the guy from Leader Technologies. Can’t remember the guys name!
And that’s AWESOME Dan to provide hopeful reinforcement to those of us struggling with addiction issues.
God Bless you brother!!
👍🏻❤️🙏🏻🇺🇸
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litigator2015
litigator2015
1 day ago (edited)
Wray is Deep State for sure. Everytime I see him he has that same smirk on hus face. FIRE Wray
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Roberta Grepaly
Roberta Grepaly
1 day ago
The FBI is just another corrupt organization.
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Marta LeFave
Marta LeFave
1 day ago
Brennan is at the nucleus of this whole thing. He is the head bad guy at the CIA. He and Clinton got the FBI involved, and then they all acted in unison.
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Robert Duley
Robert Duley
23 hours ago
Only answer is military trails
DOJ and FIB and CIA all in cahoots
SEDITION AND TREASON
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Mitch Schneider
Mitch Schneider
1 day ago
Why doesn't Trump order the FBI to release the info NOW?
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A C Rider
A C Rider
23 hours ago
Hello, Mr, Wray? This is Attorney General Barr, DOJ. You are aware I am your boss?
Yes sir.
There has been stalling by the FBI in turning over Muller Dossier documents for at least two years. Is that correct?
Yes sir.
This is a direct order. I want every document requested or subpoenaed on my desk in two hours!
Sir, I can...
You are fired! Vacate the building immediately. Marshal's are waiting outside your door.
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Peaches Mcbee
Peaches Mcbee
1 day ago
Shouldn't barr being kicking wrays butt telling him to give up the goods !!!!!???
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Robert Miller
Robert Miller
1 day ago (edited)
What about the assassination attempt text between Page and her lover boy Peter
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Jason Lee
Jason Lee
1 day ago
They call us conspiracy theorists for asking question but they literally come up with a new conspiracy every week.
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TWOHAWK 1
TWOHAWK 1
1 day ago
Donald J. Trump should fire Wray Yesterday.
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Charles Daniel
Charles Daniel
1 day ago
Can Trump and Barr go over to the FBI and tell Wray to handem over ?
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Glenn Ryan
Glenn Ryan
23 hours ago
The FBI has managed to destroy people’s trust. Wray is only making things worse.
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Proud Patriot
Proud Patriot
1 day ago
Look into Stephan Halpers father-in-law’s CIA position
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022141able
022141able
23 hours ago
Can't President Trump dismiss Christopher Wray as head of the FBI for not handing over critical information and for protecting those who are responsible for the ongoing coup against the President?
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Shanett
Shanett
1 day ago
NEVER expect a demorat to be honest. IMAGINE FOX giving Donna Brasille a job since she was probably the least criminal of the bunch!
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Texas Viewpoint
Texas Viewpoint
1 day ago (edited)
It bothers me that swamp man Chris Ray ever became FBI director in the first place.
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Randy Brisendine
Randy Brisendine
1 day ago
"When the expectations are so low, you can't be disappointed" Joe Biden: Hold my beer...
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Under Dog
Under Dog
1 day ago
The New York times and Dems need to face TREASON charges.
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The Kraken
The Kraken
1 day ago (edited)
Why are all nationalists... white?
I know Americans of all races...that want to circle the wagons....and clean house..
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Michael Merlino
Michael Merlino
23 hours ago
Wasn’t Biden a keynote speaker at Robert Byrd’s funeral?The same KKK recruiter Robert Byrd.
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John Tatum
John Tatum
1 day ago (edited)
Dems lie because it is the only thing they are good at...they have no honest candidates except maybe Yang. I say sue Biden for slander. Everyone knows that Christopher Wray is just as bad as Comey was.
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Art Jones
Art Jones
1 day ago
Occam’s Razor: Chris is a member of the Cabal!
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Dwayne Campbell
Dwayne Campbell
23 hours ago
Bill “Alvin” DeBlasio ... the most famous Chipmunk Actor of all time.
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joshua beatty
joshua beatty
23 hours ago
Those Jobless Claims Dropped Again The Economy is way to Strong
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K W
K W
1 day ago
Richard Spencer has worked w Obama in the past!
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Robert Here
Robert Here
23 hours ago
Joe Biden lied? Again? Who does he think he is....Hillary?
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Eddie Monger
Eddie Monger
1 day ago
The media Trump haters do not call out any of the lies from any of these candidates.
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kcabyats *
1 day ago
Why don't any of the people against joe biden ever bring up that he groped children on tape? Shouldn't that be the first thing people bring up?
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USMCArchAngel03
USMCArchAngel03
1 day ago
But we still don't have probable cause to start arresting people at this point????
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Proud Patriot
Proud Patriot
1 day ago
Dan - Sen Gorka, Sara Carter, and John Solomon had a great discussion on America First today.
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AtomicDog
AtomicDog
21 hours ago
How quickly we forget the FBI said the text messages were lost and could not be recovered until the inspector general magically found them. The FBI once again proves it is an agency that cannot be trusted from the ground up.
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Duke Milano
Duke Milano
22 hours ago
Wray is an empty suit. Should be fired.
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rightonQ
rightonQ
22 hours ago
I ♥️ President Trump ⭐️
Thank You @Dan Bongino 🙏🏻
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William Schutter
William Schutter
1 day ago
Fair enough. You are bringing me some comfort about "the two-way street."
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Jo Ann Levy
Jo Ann Levy
1 day ago
Fantastic show Team Bongino!! Dan, Joe, and Paula are the best. Love John Solomon's piece and glad I heard it here first. I hope you all have a great day. Looking forward to seeing you on Hannity. Please I hope, that you don't have to put up with that Chris Hahn jerk. Thanks for keeping it straight for us.
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Coma5
Coma5
22 hours ago
I hope Barr has an honest, and eventually transparent, reason for allowing Wray to protect the criminals.
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Maryann Weldin
Maryann Weldin
23 hours ago
Our bloated government can’t manage their way out of a paper bag.
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Marta LeFave
Marta LeFave
1 day ago
Wray is as corrupt as Comey, Brennan, Clinton and Obama. he covered up all the lies he were taking place, and he would love to see this drag on forever so they could destroy Trump if he is reelected.
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Greg White
Greg White
23 hours ago
I hope Honorable AG Barr exposes this to the public before the election.
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Yardvarks Lawn Care
Yardvarks Lawn Care
22 hours ago
Im 2 years sober! Thank you for the very kind words Dan! Love you
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y2rock
y2rock
23 hours ago
11:30
Wray must be fired YESTERDAY!
Where is AG Barr???
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Ginger OConnell
Ginger OConnell
1 day ago
Should be find the info or go to jail...bet they would suddenly turn up.
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Prentiss Campbell
Prentiss Campbell
1 day ago
The liberal ship is in flames however the democrat scumbags bucket brigade keep it from going under........eventually it will go under.
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Big Colt
Big Colt
23 hours ago
What is Joe doing out on the street if it's common knowledge he robbed a bank?
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Chuck Rogers
Chuck Rogers
1 day ago
Grab your popcorn, He's Back!👍 D-DAY💪 Dan Bonginos EXPLOSION💥 NEWS👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Mary Ellen Ledesma
Mary Ellen Ledesma
1 day ago
Dan....Joe Biden has never had one time where he has had an actual thought on his own and has always mimicked the words and thoughts of others. His team actually thinks it’s the only way he can win. Joe beware of the Trump curse.
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Jeff Curtis
Jeff Curtis
1 day ago
I think President Trump was responsible for Terisa May's resignation recently and partly responsible for Boris Johnson's election to Prime Minister.
Why do I say that? It leads the way open to both Steele and Dearlove being eventually extradited to the US to face charges relating to the Fake Steele Dossier and the unlawful spying related to it.
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Sandra Stob
Sandra Stob
23 hours ago
You're forgetting one fact. The 14th Amendment was written to provide citizenship for the freed slaves.
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MeeMee48 LaRue
MeeMee48 LaRue
1 day ago
Another great job on the crap that is going on in the deep state. I miss these shows on the weekends. The Dan team is one of the best!!
MAGA KAG 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Patrick McCarthy
Patrick McCarthy
22 hours ago
They,re all corrupt crooks in the Cabal, But I'll bet none of them will be brought to Justice. They act like they're above the Law because they know they are..
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Cig Guard
Cig Guard
20 hours ago (edited)
SO! WHY NOT MORE TALK ABOUT: BIDENS MONETARY CONNECTIONS TO; CHINA, CRIMIA, RUSSIA, ETC.... COMPLETE EXPOSURE!
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DM Decor
DM Decor
1 day ago
Dan, What does Wray have to do with all of this? Why is he covering up anything? Where do you think he fits in?
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Russ Turner
Russ Turner
23 hours ago
Dan there's been no doubt about what happened in the intelligence agencies to try and overthrow president Trump's election, I can't see how anybody, left or right dosent find this unacceptable.
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Robbo Robertson
Robbo Robertson
23 hours ago
I think AG Barr should remove the FBI from any part of the investigations and place it in the hands of Military intelligence agencies until the FBI is fully exonerated, all this withholding info by the FBI is doing to much damage to what was once the greatest law enforcement agency in the world
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Michele Prince
Michele Prince
21 hours ago
Prayers for Eric Littlejohn, God Bless you Eric and speed your recovery.
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Notime ForFakeNews
Notime ForFakeNews
23 hours ago (edited)
"Change those batteries Joe" A triple Muttley. 😄
We knew 2 yrs ago Trump was set-up. Now we are 100% convinced President Trump was slandered & spied on by his/our own government.
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Dan Erickson
Dan Erickson
23 hours ago
Trump 2020 make liberals cry again!!!!
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Deeges909
Deeges909
17 hours ago
Dan is sincerely the Man. I’ve never heard a talk show host take time and speak to those suffering from addiction and actually feel like he 1000% means it. 👍🏼
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Sandy Hardin
Sandy Hardin
1 day ago
Thank God President Trump understand the Constitution, on baby from illegal immigrants should be an American citizen!👍🎈🇺🇸😉
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Rocky roads
Rocky roads
18 hours ago
We used to make fun of the inquire magazine. Now almost all the news outlets are dramatic joke
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chocolate*
23 hours ago
It's not a political democrat party anymore, they are now just a three ring circus. The left speaks so much nonsense they don't know which way is up
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James Kennedy
James Kennedy
1 day ago
Go ahead ask me about government? We are losing our representation. Dangling by a thread our representation. Yep we voted them in? And then they lay waste my vote. After elected they make every address to special interest. I did not vote for socialism. I did not vote for communist. The four & More have corrupted my good vote!!!
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Charles Marais
Charles Marais
23 hours ago
Wow, this is an intricate web of deceit, this Russian
hoax. It sounds like a Len Deighton spy novel.
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snuka_ 420
snuka_ 420
23 hours ago
Dan.... Check out that's the point!!! With Brandon .. he has some troubling videos on ANTIFA in Portland... He's a true Patriot and needs our support
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Jimmy Diamond
Jimmy Diamond
21 hours ago
Why isn't Trump making the FBI comply with giving over the EMails
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CoryKickzAss
CoryKickzAss
23 hours ago
Idk about "Uncle Joe"..
I never had an uncle like that (who gropes kids and women openly on camera)
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Gina warrior princess
Gina warrior princess
22 hours ago
Lol Joe ,you supported the biggest Hoax candidate in American history and escorted the Trojan horse! We do not give you a pass or forget! #notplayingwithafulldeck.
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Stjepan Blagaj
Stjepan Blagaj
23 hours ago
well they will try anything that can make headlines Dems a scums period
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Mark DeMedeiros
Mark DeMedeiros
23 hours ago
I've got to get more pens to scratch my head with. :((( #64 in Cali
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Daniel Gorbea
Daniel Gorbea
21 hours ago
Wait! Isn't it the 4 R's of radical leftism? Russia, Racism, Reparations, and now Recession!
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Ed Felty
Ed Felty
1 day ago
Now it's "Trump is the anti-Christ" according to CNN. 🤣 🇺🇸
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Bunk Stagner
Bunk Stagner
23 hours ago
Daffy Duck is the Mayor of new York?
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Bobby H
Bobby H
23 hours ago
Yet another superb and insightful show, Dan - God bless
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Tim Grun
Tim Grun
23 hours ago
Biden sounds like an old drunk that can't dictate his words correctly.
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Matthew Chenevert
Matthew Chenevert
22 hours ago
Bucket list for me is fight Deniro in a PPV event for charity. UFC style.
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beeveedee
beeveedee
22 hours ago
The "under jurisdiction" clause would be problematic for Kamala Harris, and would disqualify her presidential candidacy!
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DEWY FROM KNOXVILLE.
DEWY FROM KNOXVILLE.
22 hours ago
Dan, thank GOD, We have patriots like You, AND the People You surround yourself with!!!! Keep the Truth coming!!! ............ Peace!!!
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skynebula11
skynebula11
23 hours ago
De blasio....did someone pump helium in the room?
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Yves Jasmin
Yves Jasmin
23 hours ago
Chris Wray is part of the deep state
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roninreturns
roninreturns
21 hours ago
Bill DeBlasio gets Munchkin tough: "We'd like to welcome you to Lollipop Land, Lollipop Land..."
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Dr S&W
Dr S&W
23 hours ago
You have to admit its fun watching sleepy Joe nap at the podium.
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Charlie S
Charlie S
19 hours ago
Why isn't Barr charging Wray with obstruction of justice???
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Jason Hay
Jason Hay
1 day ago
Poor Joe, robbed lots of banks. Better watch in case the FBI may do some work! Unbelievable! Keep it up Dan, Paula and Joe! Love from the UK!
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Leslie Powell
Leslie Powell
21 hours ago
Yeah. Joe is a good ol KKK Democrat. His friend and mentor was like, a wizard or a grand dragon. Thanks.
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Ken Walter
Ken Walter
1 day ago (edited)
Unfortunately by now those emails between Strozk and Page have probably joined HRC's emails in disappearing.
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Arthur Fricchione
Arthur Fricchione
23 hours ago
Another good episode Dan. Keep them coming. Nice to hear the truth and I know you are telling us the truth. ❤️
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Eli G
Eli G
23 hours ago
Calling the media conspiracy theorists is far to kind
They have an agenda and are on a side, the left , the dems , the media , Hollywood , social media platforms they are all controlled by the same entity and whoever and whatever it is wants to destroy America and Americans and lots of us are working for and voting for our own destruction
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tomk1tl
tomk1tl
23 hours ago
DeBlasio must have found the "helium tank" apparently......
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Jen Blossom
Jen Blossom
21 hours ago (edited)
That was truly God showing his good humor during Bill DeBlasio’s video.
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Jim's Inkspot
Jim's Inkspot
10 hours ago
Dan you need to pay Joe more so he doesn't have to keep robbing Banks : )
That's gonna come back to bite him!
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Canis Lupus
Canis Lupus
23 hours ago
Over at JW watching the LIVE premiere video of the Arwan brothers and DNC Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the stealing of Congressional info......
be back in a hour to finish this video 😁
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Daniel Kahawaii
Daniel Kahawaii
22 hours ago
Thank You. Prayers to the suffering. Love to those praying.
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Philip Schroeder
Philip Schroeder
22 hours ago
The far left are full of bologna. Along with the fake news. Great show Mr. Dan and Mr. Joe and Mrs. Bongino.
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Michael Smith
Michael Smith
22 hours ago
Thanks Dan I really appreciate you saying that at the end of the podcast
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Smitty Smitty
Smitty Smitty
23 hours ago
Joe Biden that's a Muggsy moment in itself that deserves a quintuple mutsy laugh
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BethAnn Torres
BethAnn Torres
23 hours ago
What in they hell is wrong with lunch bucket Joe?! 😳.... well🙄😂
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My Peace Of Heaven
My Peace Of Heaven
22 hours ago
Thank you Dan! Always the most Informative and entertaining video of my day !
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Eric Trau
Eric Trau
22 hours ago
Thanks Dan Paula and Joe, can't let a weekday go by without my daily dose of Bongino!
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Reggie Abernethy
Reggie Abernethy
20 hours ago
And so? Where’s AG Barr? Apparently he’s stalling,too. Losing confidence in the AG.
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dacosta0656
dacosta0656
22 hours ago (edited)
Xerox worked with arpa and darpa, international business machines did too
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Sonia Szenay
Sonia Szenay
21 hours ago
God works in mysterious ways Bellagio God did that change his voice
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Mark Jubinville
Mark Jubinville
1 day ago
collect your thoughts and spit the idea out. convolution is your enemy in delivering the message.
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Peter Bergeris
Peter Bergeris
1 day ago
Dan I listened to your report regarding Steele n fbi. #BCP told the same info which I didn't catch till evening when he released it, but he's in calif n I'm in pa.
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Lisa Hause
Lisa Hause
23 hours ago
“LYING JOE BIDEN” . . . CREEPY - SLEEPY - LYING - OLD BIDEN!!! Thanks, DAN, Paula & Joe...🥰 🇺🇸👍🏻
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Shawn C
Shawn C
1 day ago
Man you have finally convinced me, Joe's a bank robber.
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sunboyfun
sunboyfun
22 hours ago
Sounded like you said in the last piece, a "farce fire", with respect to liberals. Great pun if intended or not!
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JRodInc3
JRodInc3
20 hours ago
Election meddling, just look to our FBI. Seems there were many government agencies, politicians and big tech were meddling in our elections, just not Trump.
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IMA WAKE 2
IMA WAKE 2
1 day ago
"Most hard core liberals have psychologically deprived backgrounds which causes them to invoke defense mechanisms which causes them to seek power over others and develop a “wounded” world view which causes them to express the depths of their psychologically damaged personality."
"Liberals are exercising power over others that have achieved legitimate success and they are trying to get the achievers of society to pay for these often phony liberal causes. This gives the liberal a sense of entitlement to act out against the successful among us and take what is not theirs. This helps to restore feelings of power to the liberal that they lacked in their deprived childhoods which are typically characterized by neglect."
"In the deprived psychological environment that characterizes so many liberals, they are typically angry at the world. And they often seek to inflict pain on the successful because they are angry. This defense mechanism is called displacement. They just don’t want to dominate the political narrative, they seek to inflict pain on a personal level to those who have experienced success. This is what fundamentally causes liberals to lack respect for the rule of law and just old-fashioned human decency. They seek to hurt successful people and to tear down the pillars of society."
"The left uses their self-contrived and often invented self-indignation as the excuse to justify inflicting pain on others. Rationalization is defined as making excuses to justify one’s actions. This is also the well-spring of almost all genocide, both past and present in a “they deserved it mentality."
"There is a final defense mechanism that liberals often employ. Because of their psychologically deprived background, we frequently see use of the defense mechanism called overcompensation. This is where an individual will perceive some personal deficiency (eg lack of academic success) and then seek to excel in another area (eg athletic prowess). In the case of a mentally ill liberal, their lack of personal success and acceptance from their peers, in their collective childhoods, leads them to excel in other areas, namely, liberal causes which frequently inflicts pain on successful people."
"Liberals are largely representative of people who have been psychologically wounded by life and they spend their adult life getting back at the very power structure that they blame for their psychological pain as a result of their own personal shortcomings.
Why do liberals not respect the sanctity of life (eg late-term abortions)? Their psychological pain keeps them from feeling empathy by the youngest members of our society as they are torn apart limb by limb for their body parts. Do I need to point out the reaction formation of liberal females who are overcompensating for their perceived personal rejection. Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes and I don’t typically promote stereotypes, but ask a non-liberal male about the appearance of many liberal females. Many times, it borders on bizarre. The same can be said for the emasculated males who grew up expecting trophies for participation, instead of achievement. And when achievement does not come, liberal causes designed to illegitimately redistribute wealth becomes a frequent mantra from the left.
On the surface, liberal causes makes no sense. Their behavior makes no sense until one realizes that we are dealing with damaged individuals whose internal anger causes them to seek to bring harm others under the guise of performing some twisted form of justice (ie social justice).
At the end of the day, these psychologically impaired people make good warriors for the global elite. They are actively working to tear down the family, destroying Christianity and taking down America on behalf of the elite who want one-world government that the elite controls. In short, at the end of the day, liberals again find themselves being abused as they are relegated to the role of useful idiots for the express purposes of the Satanic mentality that underlies those who would subjugate all of us on a global scale."
"These useful idiots (liberals) would do well to examine the fate of people like the Brown-shirts of Nazi Germany. Their fate is the fate of useful idiots. If and when the global elite ever seizes total control over the planet, they will have no use for liberals. Being a liberal will have a very short shelf-life under the New World Order’s authority where a rebellious and psychologically damaged mind will not be tolerated by a totalitarian regime."
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Robert Boyle
Robert Boyle
22 hours ago
Joe biden makes me sick..his lying will catch up with him someday...
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scratchnsniff 64
scratchnsniff 64
20 hours ago
Joe diGenova has told that Christopher Wray is in a partnered law firm with Sally Yates.
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king mopar
king mopar
20 hours ago
It’s time for either peaceful separation meaning
G we split the country..or it’s time for the civil war..this can not continue
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Tim Grun
Tim Grun
23 hours ago
Dan, Joe, and Paula = The "Chosen Ones" to bring me the news!
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Kris Nordberg
Kris Nordberg
22 hours ago
The past few times I've tried to watch Hannity, his full length show is :02 seconds. Come on YouTube, tell me you're not biased. Is he getting to close to the truth?
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Yama Kazoo
Yama Kazoo
4 hours ago
Dan!! The word is EPOCH not "Epic". EEEEEE POCH. The EEEE POK Times.
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MrOramato
MrOramato
22 hours ago (edited)
Don’t forget the Rape accusations that mysteriously went away after the election. So it is four or five Rs.
And on their side it is Resistance. So the Left is stuck ON “R.”
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April Davis
April Davis
22 hours ago
Dan you are always right up front on my daily feed!
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RV
RV
18 hours ago
All the Russia setup was to send Trump and his family members to prison. Unfortunate for the left, he won the election... and all is being exposed of the crime they have committed.
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randy ropac
23 hours ago
Just started listening. Great show. The LEGAL Canadian. Randy Ropac
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y2rock
23 hours ago
9:45
Trump should bring a big lawsuit on Biden
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Steph
23 hours ago
I want to believe you, Dan, but I just don't see those texts ever coming out from the FBI.
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steven donnelly
20 hours ago
That means Kamal Harris is not a citizen, period.
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Mark Gatz
22 hours ago
Thanks, Dan always very informative and eye opening. I just wish there was a way to take a cattle prod to the FBI Director (figuratively speaking of course) to release the information before 2020 election.
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Randell Stevens
1 hour ago
Dan you forget the part of the 14th amendment that expressly DENIED citizenship to Native Americans. If I recall correctly it stated that they were under the jurisdiction of their tribe & not under the juridstiction of the USA.
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L Russell
1 day ago
It is funny to think of big burly dude in the aflcio --funny
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Raylene Strand
21 hours ago
Did anybody notice that nobody applauded when Bill the Blasio was announced
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Truth Shrugs
19 hours ago
Dan,
1) Why don't you hear anyone talking about Assange lately?
2) Why don't you hear a word about Admiral Rogers (former head of NSA under Obama/Trump) regarding all of the RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA narrative?
3) Why is Wray slow-playing/stalling the release of requested info?
I'll tell you why.. 1) Because Assange is key to this whole Russia story and US Atty. Durham is retrieving all kinds of fascinating info from Assange (think Seth Rich... "hacked" DNC emails (blame RUSSIA)...). 2) Admiral Rogers is a true patriot and saw what was occurring against (future) President Trump and logged everything (perhaps "mislabeled" to avoid cleanup by the corrupt Intelligence Community under Obama?). You can bet he's chatting with Durham too. 3) Because of Durham's ongoing investigation and they don't want to announce that publicly because that then confirms there is even an investigation into certain people to begin with. Keep it all under wraps until Durham is ready to start handing down indictments.
They have nowhere to go. The walls are closing in and the American people are going to see a miraculous show this fall and through the next year. Justice is coming.
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MissChievousRN
15 hours ago (edited)
Thank heavens he didn't laugh... PeeWee DeBlasio!!😂
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Mark Ellars
23 hours ago
Hi Dan
Here in northeastern Ohio the three r's are, reading , writing and the route to Cleveland.
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Joe Allen
23 hours ago
Damn your a good dude Dan. Move to AZ and run this state for the next 30 yrs. We could use you
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Rocky roads
18 hours ago
Did no one think that these people were going to do this they've had 2 years to clean this all up! But wait our government wouldn't hide this stuff from us would they? Hmmmmm
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martha schnapp
18 hours ago
Christopher Wray is covering up for FBI
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Norwood Partz
21 hours ago
Why is Drudge Report working so hard to collapse the economy?
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Age Of HeroesWith Age Of Heroes, Tom Breihan picks the most important superhero movie of every year, starting with the genre’s early big-budget moments and moving onto the multiplex-crushing monsters of today.
“The Marvel Universe has gone nuts; we’re going to have a fricking Captain America movie if we’re not careful.” This was Zack Snyder speaking to Entertainment Weekly in 2008. Every once in a while, that quote finds itself recirculated online, evidence of Snyder’s philistine ideas about superhero movies and what a misguided idea it was for DC to recruit him to attempt to replicate the Marvel Universe’s success. (Another Snyder line from that same breath: “And Iron Man—$300 million domestic box office on a second-tier superhero!”)
It’s unfair to Snyder to use that quote out of context. If you read the whole interview, Snyder is, if anything, excited about Marvel’s success, if only because it proves that “pop culture is just, like, so ready for Watchmen,” the movie that he was promoting in that interview. (Note: Pop culture was not.) Snyder was simply showing his own surprise about how quickly and completely superhero movies had taken over, something that would only snowball in the years after that. Also, that Captain America movie was already in development when Snyder said what he said, and Snyder probably already knew that. (The whole Snyder interview is, however, a deeply entertaining and insane historical document. Dismissing the idea that Batman Begins is a dark movie, Snyder notes that Batman “doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.” Eight years later, Snyder would make a Batman movie that did not feature Batman getting raped in prison.)
Here’s the thing: Even if Snyder had been dismissing the idea of a Captain America movie, he would’ve been totally right. Before there was a Captain America movie, there was no evidence that a Captain America movie would ever work, on any level. The entire idea of Captain America—a square-jawed avatar of everything great about the US of A, a guy who intentionally makes himself look like a big flag—seemed almost hopelessly hokey and anachronistic in 2008, when Snyder said what he said. There was nothing dark or gritty or sexy or intense about Captain America. He was a symbol of a time that never existed—an advocate for the greatness of a country that, at least on a geopolitical scale, has long been a globally dominant hegemon rather than a scrappy and idealistic underdog. Even Captain America, the comic book hero, wasn’t so sure about Captain America, the symbol of American pride. In a ’70s comic book storyline, Steve Rogers, disgusted after learning of governmental evil, had briefly forsaken his own identity, instead becoming a costumed adventurer named Nomad. If Captain America himself wasn’t so sure about Captain America, how could Hollywood be?
The 1990 Captain America movie had been such an outright catastrophic failure that it just barely got released. In the years after that, internal debates about America’s role in the world had only heated up. A Captain America movie could’ve gone wrong in so many different ways. It could’ve gotten caught up in post-9/11 Toby Keith jingoism. It could’ve played out as a goofy parody, a broad satire of Dudley Do-Right postwar heroism. It could’ve been another crappy, interchangeable Fantastic Four-level superhero movie, just with more shots of billowing flags. Instead, Captain America: The First Avenger turned out to be the movie that, at least from where I’m sitting, ultimately made the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe experiment work. It took some unbelievably skillful needle-threading to make it happen, but the people at Marvel managed to turn Cap, the personification of corniness, into something like a beloved cinematic icon, the soul upon which all of the MCU rests.
There was groundwork. A new Captain America movie had been in the planning stages since 1997; lawsuits and financial issues had stalled it. When the project finally got going, Marvel had done a few interesting things with the character. Ed Brubaker had built a complex and masterful noirish espionage saga around Cap in his Winter Soldier storyline, while Mark Millar’s blockbuster Civil War event had delighted in its depiction of Steve Rogers as an inspiring and charismatic leader and as someone who would defy his own government if he thought it were straying from the country’s true ideals. (In both Millar’s book and in the Civil War movie that eventually came out of it, Cap is wrongheaded and shortsighted, but that’s an argument for another day.) Captain America: The First Avenger only alludes to those comic book visions of the character, which later movies would explore more thoroughly. But if you were actually reading comics at the time, it was clear that Captain America, in the right hands, could be a layered and fascinating character.
Ultimately, the movie works because Marvel hired the right people. Director Joe Johnston was a longtime journeyman with an inconsistent record and at least a few genuinely bad movies on his résumé. (Shout-out to 2010’s The Wolfman.) But he was also a veteran special-effects guy who’d worked on Star Wars and Raiders Of The Lost Ark, which means he was comfortable with the levels of visual trickery needed to make a story like that work. And with his own 1991 movie The Rocketeer, he’d nailed exactly the kind of old-timey adventure-serial energy that a Captain America movie would need. (He even had powered-up Nazi villains.) It’s hard to imagine anyone more qualified for the job.
It’s also hard to imagine a better Captain America than Chris Evans. Evans had already been around the superhero-movie block before taking the role. He’d done what he could as a devil-may-care playboy version of the Human Torch in two near-unbearable Fantastic Four movies. He’d been a superpowered test-subject mutant at war with shadowy governmental agencies in 2009’s misbegotten Push. He’d lampooned his own absurd handsomeness in the superhero-adjacent Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. He’d never really had much chance to be anything other than a life-size Ken doll. But he had a depth to him, and with Captain America, he finally got the chance to show it.
Evans had to be convinced to take the Captain America role, and he’s always hinted at a little discomfort with it. But he’s perfect. He’s warm and friendly and inspiring—all the things that Captain America is supposed to be. He spends so much of The First Avenger as a scrawny weakling—a special effect much more convincing than it probably should’ve been—that he has to find non-physical ways to project his own idealistic determination. And he does it. The sight of digitally shrunk Chris Evans refusing to back down after a beating from a movie-theater heckler—fists clenched, jaw bloodied, “I could do this all day”—remains one of the most indelible images that the MCU has given us. When he finally does balloon out to superhuman proportions, we’re already on his side. Throughout the movie, he struggles against his own propaganda utility, fervently and innocently trying to get out into the field and help his comrades.
Like Christopher Reeve’s Superman, Evans radiates genuine Boy Scout virtue, and he comes off as an anachronism even in the ’40s. The movie doesn’t joke about him or make him an object of fun. Instead, the movie is just as gee-whiz idealistic about Captain America as Captain America is about America. Even a hint of acid, sarcastic self-consciousness could’ve sunk the movie. In Evans, it has none.
Johnston and the producers built an impressive cast around Evans. As Agent Peggy Carter, Hayley Atwell brings a clipped Katharine Hepburn precision that’s enormously appealing. (The short-lived Agent Carter ABC spinoff, which kept that First Avenger tone intact, remains Marvel’s greatest TV project.) The grumpy authority figure is just Tommy Lee Jones playing Tommy Lee Jones. As Cap’s buddy Bucky, Sebastian Stan is a pleasant slab of beef, which is all he needs to be. Stanley Tucci has fun as the good-guy version of a mad-scientist character.
The only real weak point in the movie’s cast is Hugo Weaving, whose Red Skull has less fleshed-out humanity than Agent Smith, the computer program that Weaving played in the Matrix movies. Even Red Skull’s motivations are muddy. He tells Cap, his fellow super-serum test subject, that he’s “too afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind,” like a K-Mart-brand Magneto. Also: “I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!” I don’t know, that sounds pretty good, though it would presumably sound better if a muscle-faced fascist sorcerer wasn’t the one invoking it. (The Red Skull doesn’t even get a satisfying end. When he showed up in a quick surprise cameo in Avengers: Infinity War, I’d completely forgotten that he’d been sucked into a wormhole or whatever. It happens so quickly that you barely process it.)
The movie’s version of ’40s America is a blast. Many of the characters are just as gung-ho as Cap himself. When a HYDRA agent tries to slow Cap down by throwing a little kid into the Hudson, the kid squawks, “Go get ’im! I can swim!” Natalie Dormer, a year away from becoming Margaery Tyrell on Game Of Thrones, gives Cap a big situation-complicating smooch because she likes that he saved a bunch of guys (and also, presumably, because he looks like Chris Evans). In a quick montage after Cap’s apparent death, we see all of America uniting behind him as a martyr and a legend. It’s a comforting vision of a better, simpler version of America.
It’s probably too comforting. The movie only barely alludes to racial inequality in America. When Cap puts together his crack team of commandos, they’re a rainbow coalition, and nobody acts like that’s weird. I wasn’t around in the ’40s, but given what I know, that seems unlikely. I think the movie might’ve been more effective if Cap had seen and wrestled with America’s failures. The same is true of the ravages of warfare. None of the soldiers ever seem freaked out or traumatized. Instead, they just charge into battle, oblivious to their friends disintegrating all around them. (If the Red Skull’s magical weapons didn’t allow for bloodless, PG-13 death, some of those skirmishes would’ve looked like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.)
In the movie’s second half, when it turns toward action, The First Avenger becomes a pretty generic (though well-done) superhero punch-up. A lot of the storytelling is clumsy and inelegant. At one point, Cap is suddenly in a motorcycle chase with Nazis, with no real setup and little indication of why he’s there. Most of the fight scenes are too CGI-heavy to be truly great, and a few of the effects scenes, like Bucky’s fall from the train, just look like ass. The big finale, when Cap wakes up in a decades-later New York City, is clearly just setup for the next movie, which means The First Avenger can never really stand as its own cohesive story. It’s not a perfect movie. There are real flaws.
But it’s also an elegant piece of myth-building, and small connections to the rest of Marvel enrich the whole world we’re seeing take shape. We meet Tony Stark’s father, a tycoon adventurer who connects the dots between Howard Hughes (who Johnston had depicted in The Rocketeer) and Stark himself. HYDRA science worm Arnim Zola first shows up as a face on a screen, a role he’ll grow into. Before getting his iconic shield, which honestly looks pretty great, Cap fashions one for himself out of a trash-can lid and a ripped-off car door. Marvel wouldn’t bring all its characters together for another year, but little touches like this make it a fuller experience.
Captain America: The First Avenger was a hit, but it wasn’t a huge one. It wasn’t one of the top 10 grossers of 2011; the same year’s decidedly shittier MCU entry, Thor, made more money. And yet it’s a crucial movie for the MCU, since it showed just how much fun this whole Marvel superhero business could be. After the initial miracle of 2008’s Iron Man, Marvel had made three straight movies that were not special at all. There are things worth appreciating in The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, and Thor, but none of them really demonstrates why this whole world matters to people. Captain America: The First Avenger made that case. And if it had failed in any of the myriad ways that it could’ve failed, the present-day movie landscape would presumably look very, very different.
Other notable 2011 superhero movies: Kenneth Branagh’s aforementioned Thor got one thing exactly right: Chris Hemsworth, who looks like a Michelangelo sculpture of a lion-man and who brings a crazy level of life to what was then an underwritten role. But the movie itself is a bore, full of turgid fantasy gobbledygook and thin CGI and sub-Crocodile Dundee fish-out-of-water jokes. The central love story is so across-the-board half-assed that it practically insults both Hemsworth and the paychecking-hard Natalie Portman, and even Tom Hiddleston’s slithery Loki is really only a rough draft for what would come.
The First Avenger wasn’t the only Marvel adaptation to go period-piece. Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class tried to make a swingin’ ’60s espionage thriller out of a prequel, which works pretty well. The cast—James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence—is almost hilariously overqualified, and while the period details never reach the full Mad Men-style immersion they were clearly shooting for, they’re fun enough. The CGI remains terrible, which for whatever reason is true of almost every X-Men movie. Whenever (speaking of Mad Men) January Jones’ Emma Frost turns into her diamond form, she looks like a Virtua Fighter character. This was a series bounce-back after the putrid X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but it was also a clear sign that the non-MCU Marvel movies would never be the main event.
2011’s notorious boondoggle was, of course, Green Lantern, a movie that managed to be a self-aware punchline in two different 2018 superhero movies, Deadpool 2 and Teen Titans Go! To The Movies. (As I’m typing this, I haven’t seen Aquaman or Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse yet, so it’s entirely possible that even more 2018 superhero movies will make fun of Green Lantern.) It is a 10 ten-car pileup of a movie. A post-Deadpool and pre-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds attempts to smirk his way through everything, Van Wilder-style, while the writers build a whole interstellar cosmology that somehow comes off both thin and over-developed. Various respected character actors submit themselves to the indignity of bad alien makeup. (In particular, Peter Sarsgaard, a very handsome man, falls victim to makeup-artist ambitions.) You can almost see Tim Robbins and pre-Black Panther’s mom Angela Bassett thinking, mid-scene, about how they’re going to spend the money that this bullshit is getting them. Also, Future Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi is in there in the nerdy tech-head comic-relief sidekick role? Altogether, Green Lantern makes for a great lesson of what can happen when you try to combine intelligence-insulting children’s entertainment with detail-heavy fan service without filling it all out with any kind of resonant storytelling. Also, Reynolds’ CGI super-suit might be the single ugliest costume in superhero-movie history.
And in other chartreuse-misfire news, Seth Rogen’s long-in-development The Green Hornet finally came out and made no impression. There’s certainly plenty of talent involved in the movie. For a while, slapstick visionary Stephen Chow was attached to both direct and to star as Kato, which would’ve been fascinating. Instead, the directing job ends up with Michel Gondry, the sometimes-great homespun music-video fantasist and Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind auteur. Rogen and his Superbad partner Evan Goldberg get the writing credits. Christoph Waltz played a villain, which is something that Christoph Waltz knows how to do. Cameron Diaz is in there, too, as Rogen’s implausible love interest. You would think that these people could do something great together, but instead it’s just a rote nothing of a movie, one that never quite gets around to demonstrating why it deserves to exist.
Also, it’s not really a superhero movie, but I remember thinking that Steven Spielberg’s feature-length CGI cartoon The Adventures Of Tintin was a lot more fun than its reputation would suggest. I have not revisited it.
Next time: In January, this column will tackle The Avengers, the long-planned corporate-crossover blockbuster, which kicked the MCU into high gear and proved just how entertaining this kind of movie, when executed just right, can be.
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Transatlantic tango: Trump and May take their turn at the special relationship
Theresa Mays audience with Trump at the White House continues an age-old dance between prime minister and president, which has seen its ups and downs
Sir Kim Darroch, British ambassador to the US, rarely misses an opportunity to point out that Donald Trump regards the meeting of minds between Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher as a model for the presidents own relationship with Theresa May.
Continuing an age-old dance between prime minister and president, May will on Friday become the first foreign leader to visit Trump at the White House. While the president has declared his intent to put America first in all things, London scents an opening with a man whose mother was British and who restored a bust of Winston Churchill to the Oval Office within hours of moving in.
It was Churchill, born to an American, who coined the phrase special relationship (as well as iron curtain) during a lecture tour of the US after the second world war. The affinity has been publicly reaffirmed by both sides ever since but proved notoriously lopsided as America surged to superpower status and Britain faded into the second rank. While most US presidents are instantly recognisable to the British, few prime ministers have left their mark across the pond.
There is something faintly demeaning about these prime ministerial jaunts to Washington, journalist Andrew Marr wrote in the Independent in 1994. No Briton with a residual flicker of patriotism can be entirely happy at our doglike desperation to be noticed, to receive a few kind words, have a stick thrown, be reassured by the Nice Man in the Big House that we are still more valuable than the other mutts in town.
Personalities, and personal chemistry, have been part of the narrative, at least symbolically. Churchill and Franklin D Roosevelt (FDR) were wartime allies against Hitler. On one occasion at the White House, a naked Churchill opened his door to Roosevelt and said, You see, Mr President, I have nothing to hide from you. Both men laughed.
Relations turned sour in the 1950s when Anthony Eden authorised military action in Egypt to regain control of the Suez canal, taking Dwight Eisenhower by surprise. Trump adviser Thomas Stewart, a former US naval officer, said: Eden kept Eisenhower in the dark. That damaged relations and affected communications between the UK and US for quite a while. Eden and the Americans were wounded by the lack of trust.
Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill at the Teheran conference during the second world war. Churchill once opened his door naked to Roosevelt, saying: You see, Mr President, I have nothing to hide. Photograph: Hulton Archive/Getty Images
The surprising friendship between Conservative Harold Macmillan and the much younger Democrat John F Kennedy is the subject of a book, Harold and Jack, by Christopher Sandford. The two leaders had exchanged not only formal messages but also a steady flow of handwritten notes, Christmas and birthday cards, congratulations, and, on occasion, condolences, the author records.
Macmillan also had an American mother and his wife was the aunt of Lord Hartington, killed in action in 1944 shortly after he married JFKs sister Kathleen. It was Macmillan who said of the British and Americans: We are the Greeks to their Romans.
From 1966 to 1969, the torch passed to Harold Wilson and Lyndon Johnson. The British prime minister resisted pressure to send troops to Vietnam, unlike Tony Blair in Iraq a generation later. After one call, he said: Lyndon Johnson is begging me even to send a bagpipe band to Vietnam.
The 1970s brought Heath/ Nixon and Callaghan/ Carter, but it was the years 1981-89 that delivered the ideological soulmates Thatcher, a Conservative, and Reagan, a Republican, both for the free market, against big government and devoutly anti-communist. They rode horses and golf buggies together.
Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan dance in the foyer of the White House during a state dinner in Thatchers honor in 1988. Photograph: Larry Rubenstein/Reuters
Thatcher once declared: Your problems, will be as our problems, and when you look for friends we shall be there. She was, however, critical of Reagan over the US invasion of Grenada.
Stewart recalled how Thatcher visited towards the end of Reagans presidency, when he was under pressure over the Iran-Contra affair, and gave an interview that strongly praised him. As she was leaving, at the airport, Reagan gave her a call and said, Margaret, thank you. All the cabinet members gave her applause of appreciation.
Stewart, who met Thatcher, added: She was a rock solid individual. She understood it was a force multiplier having the UK and US together and it really was a special relationship. We were able to face down the Soviet empire to the extent that they changed who they were.
The inversion of Thatcher/ Reagan came in the 1990s with Tony Blair of Labour and Bill Clinton of the Democrats, both of whom grew up in the post-war era and studied at Oxford University. Clintons New Democrats were hugely influential on Tony Blairs New Labour with youth, a shiny rebranding and a shift to the political centre ground.
Sidney Blumenthal, a former assistant and senior adviser to Clinton, introduced him to Blair before he became prime minister. It was probably the closest relationship of an American president and a British prime minister devoted to a common purpose, even more so than FDR and Churchill, he said. They of course were partners in the defeat of Nazi Germany but FDR was not devoted to the future of the British empire. He came to distrust Churchill as a military strategist and overrode him.
When Bill Clinton emerged he was the sole political leader of his kind in the west and when Blair became prime minister, there was a kind of movement. They had to establish liberal and progressive politics as best they could while having to contend with Reaganism and Thatcherism. What happened has been overshadowed and discoloured by Blair and Bush.
Bill Clinton and Tony Blair. It was probably the closest relationship of an American president and a British prime minister devoted to a common purpose. Photograph: Charles Platiau/Reuters
This was an unlikelier coupling. Not long after his inauguration in 2001, George W Bush invited the prime minister to a retreat at Camp David. At a press conference, the two leaders were asked if they had found any common ground. Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste, Bush joked. Blair shot back: They are going to wonder how you know that George.
Blair was criticised as Bushs poodle after throwing in his lot with the disastrous US military invasion of Iraq. When Bush presented Blair with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in January 2009, one headline dubbed it a medal of dishonour.
Then came Gordon Brown and Barack Obama. Once again, the unrequited neediness of Britain was on display. In 2009, Brown tried five times to arrange a meeting with Obama on the fringes of the UN general assembly in September 2009, only to be granted a snatched conversation in a New York kitchen.
The removal of Jacob Epsteins bust of Churchill was seen by some as evidence of Obamas antipathy towards the UK, although British officials said it had simply been on loan as a personal gift from Blair to Bush for the duration of his presidency and was always expected to then be returned.
Obama had a stronger relationship with Germanys Angela Merkel than with his British counterparts. She received his final phone call to a foreign leader from the White House, a telling contrast from May being the first to meet Trump. The pendulum swings again.
Luke Coffey, director of the Foreign Policy Center at the Washington-based Heritage Foundation think tank which contains a Margaret Thatcher Center for Freedom said: Im optimistic about this relationship. Youve got someone whos not going to be down on the prime minister over the Brexit issue and who wants to do a trade deal.
Angela Merkel talks to Barack Obama during a G7 meeting at Elmau Castle in Elmau, Germany. Photograph: MICHAEL KAPPELER / POOL/EPA
Coffey, former special adviser to Britains former defence secretary Liam Fox, added: The important point about the special relationship is it shouldnt matter whos in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or Number 10 Downing Street. It has to rise above the personalities and the political parties.
A lot have a very romantic idea of the special relationship, especially from a UK perspective. Its first and foremost about military and intelligence cooperation. When you add on other conditions then perhaps its not seen as special as people would like.
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