on shame and yearning (pt.1)

If any show deserved an alternate universe where it's all a show episode it was psych. Shawn and Gus would've KILLED in the psych version of the French mistake

OH MY GOD UFO YOU TINY LITTLE FOOL <333 MY BELOVED <33333

@skelavender I couldn’t reblog your post with a video so here you go! My UFO being a little dummy

OH MY GOD. SWEET BABY HAVING SUCH A GOOD NAP. THANK YOU FOR SHARING

i’m in a bad mood, reply/put in the tags something that’s making you happy today

i’m in a bad mood, reply/put in the tags something that’s making you happy today

theres a lot wrong with the fact that every tv program is a subscription platform these days but what has really caused us to stray from the light is the absolute lack of shitty quality commercials. where's the badly filmed used car commercials? the terrible vonage phone commercials? the weird local political campaigns? we need to be humbled and forced to watch the most bonkers insane 5 minutes of advertising smack in the middle of the climax of shows again

they should really be putting chocolate chips into banana and pumpkin breads more

completely unedited yail ch6 on ao3 btw. i'll post on tumblr tomorrow but i need to figure out some formatting things and im so sleepy

“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

by god i will finish this chapter upon pain of don't get enough sleep to function as a person at work tomorrow

me going to bed tonight

monica......

there are many hours of the day that can be used to watch episodes of the x files if you choose to neglect all other responsibilities. they dont want you to know this

it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world