okay fine i’ll bring back the egg. sorry for the pun but i’ve been sitting on this for a while because i can’t decide what to name them
(thinking they/he???)
they love being warm and must be approximately as snug as a bug in a rug at all times <3
didn’t give much context before but we’re going with that the egg was abandoned in winter horns and recovered by a group of waddle explorers
there wasn’t a lot of (known) writing on dedede’s species so figuring out what to do from there was kinda hard and they didn’t really know anything for certain, but between a little research, a gut feeling, and dedede and mk already used to Parenting, they passed the egg onto them to look after and well. yeah
it was definitely a rollercoaster for dedede, to be given hope that there were others like him after all - so it was only natural he’d take it very seriously. he spends a lot of time with them and they’re very clingy because of it. he says they’re like a duckling
being so big also comes with problems because as clingy as they are, they outgrew being able to be held by other people pretty fast lol
“meta pls stop looking like ur gonna punt our kid”
anyway i guess i’ll introduce the other kid next? between the two of them uhh dedede had a very tiring few years. stay at home dad problems i guess. on top of being a king lol
he probably realized how grateful he was that kirby was so independent lol..
the real enemy is everyone (meta especially) having a busy schedule
What if I shipped the two hosts from the most polar opposite shows in the OSC? Nah, not me, that’s so silly, imagine that haha 😳😳🫣🫣
Just for context, Liam and Airy made it back to San Fransisco together and moved into a cheap apartment. Airy is trying to adjust to being in society again. Liam is trying to fix all his legal documents and get back on his feet officially. Texty has sorta been adopted by Liam at this point and is trying to help out the best they can.
Liam has also threatened to dump Airy to the streets if he cannot help Liam pay the rent (it’s super expensive when they come back and Liam is still not really friends with Airy, also Liam is trying to move out of Cali, so he’s been penny pinching).
Popcorn lives off the grid on Earth in this, only making her presence known when she is hosting another reality show. “Popcorn” is also an alias name to run her show since it’s illegal and probably shouldn’t be happening lol. The people he uses for the show are usually people who are super despite and down on their luck, or homeless people who she picks up off the street. Airy was the first one to show genuine interest in the show.
I need to give Popcorn an actual name lol, and idk if Poppy is cutting it for me.
Liam is not exactly thrilled at the idea of Airy having a partner, but she is rich allegedly and is willing to help pay a little of the cost to help them move to the East Coast lol.
Thanks for feeding into my delusions and have a nice day :,)
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I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.
I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!
Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.
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IVE BEEN PACING AROUND MY ROOM FOR SO LONG OH NY GOD IT’S FINALLY REAL WELCOME HOME WILL UPDATE ON MARCH 1ST AHHAHWVEVDVHWVDJSHSG IM SO SANE IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHWHW
We know we're already in your ask box, but could you draw us some Saph x Mako, plz plz...... Sharkfang shipping has us by the throat rn and won't let go..............