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tootalltech · 13 days

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okay. i feel like theres still Some People who may check the land of stories tag on here the way i occasionally do i know theres some fans of the series here at least. since a while back i wrote out an entire paragraph to briefly explain why im insane about lloyd bailey to my friends who dont know tlos, i figure, WHY NOT POST IT ON HERE where people who also know the series (and therefore this character) might see it <3 its at least a little funny to see how i try to explain things in tlos like the hall of dreams briefly with little to no details. this is also kind of like a brief summation of everything we know about lloyd AND JOHNS childhood which is interesting. see below.

sits down. let me set the scene. lloyd bailey is the younger son in a set of two. his mother is a very powerful fairy (#fairygodmother) who’s kind of like the chancellor of an entire kingdom. lloyd and his older brother john both very much have magic in their blood because of this. lloyd’s father dies when he is very young. he is “not the same” afterwards. he thinks his older brother john, who handles his fathers passing arguably “better”, is the favorite child. john is happy and cheerful and everyone loves him. lloyd sits in his dark room and reads books like the iron mask all day. lloyd’s mother does not know how to get to him. she figures out how to make a potion that can bring books to life, since he likes to read so much. she offers it to him. he turns her down. she goes into this magic little hallway (infinite space) where she can see what people truly desire. lloyd the 11 year olds desire (i don’t know how old he is.) is to take over the world. hm. a bit concerning. his mother takes him out into the forest on a nice walk, chains him to a tree, and drains his magic from him. lloyd is not a fan of his mother for this. he tells her that she never would’ve done this to john. his mother considers her action stopping him before he wreaks havoc on everything. lloyd considers this having his “birthright” stripped from him for “a crime [he] never committed” (direct quote). lloyd despises his mother. he runs away from home not long after. he considers the potion his mother made his. he only comes back home to try and steal it. he fails. he is sentenced to life in prison. his mother gives him a mask to wear so no one knows he’s her son. john moves to the otherworld and starts a family. lloyd rots in prison. lloyd’s son who he doesn’t know about is born. lloyd rots in prison. john dies. lloyd rots in prison. his mother loves john’s children and starts to train one of them in being her successor. this could’ve been lloyd. lloyd rots in prison. he doesn’t escape until his niece and nephew are teenagers and his niece is about ten times more powerful than him. because she has the gift that was ripped out of his hands. lloyd hates the world he lives in and its people and seeks to destroy it as soon as he’s out. i wonder why. in conclusion. im normal about him.

#i also want to say #im a terrible fan #meaning that i havent read atom. I KNOW IM SORRY #so if theres any more details. about lloyd or john. in those books #someone let me know! bc ill go read them i really will #ive been figuring there isnt since its. yk. their mothers time #but ya never know #see thats whats interesting is that lloyd and johns generation is the one story chris colfer did NOT make a series out of #bc yk theres tlos and atom obviously #but we know so little about the time in between those series i feel like...#chris said FUCK those millennials #it brings me so much pain #BUT ITS OKAY #i am banging on chris colfers door what do you MEAN lloyd wasnt the same after his father died can you ELABORATE. PLEASE #desperately need this to reach the right audience. I HAVE TO STOP WORD VOMITING IN TAGS #i just figure like. if my goddamn lab rats elite force rant can get that many notes from what seems to be a small fandom. then #i might as well post this <3 #lloyd bailey #the masked man #john bailey #brystal evergreen #the land of stories #tlos

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rendevok · 1 year

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Thoughts of you

#phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth #ace attorney #fan art #aa #pressed to say this is ship art because its really just im obsessed with them art #HOWEVER. the idea WAS that these are a series of instances where they were thinking of each other and/or depictions of those memories #also if you look at it they’re supposed to sort of surround one another #leftmost phoenix is surrounded by miles and likewise the rightmost miles is surrounded by phoenix #not perfectly exectuted but not terribly done either #surprising no one i love the yawny phoenix bc 1 i relate but 2 i love him with morning shadow like HOMF #when i say they make me insane i mean i did this in less than 48 hours #no brain head full of narumitsu #rendevok

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nebulaeyedfish · 7 months

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Okay, so I guess I'm... sprinting at it, just like "AAAAH" with Beacon extended, and I think there's a moment just before we collide where Beacon sort of like, almost half-whispers like,

Doing some comics practice with Episode 11 of Amnesty :)

(Tag list: @swanofstorie @raise-me-up-take-me-up @imflyingfish)

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modmad · 15 days

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#im just like. making a big note of kobo it looks good #but idk how many people use it or would be interested #im trying to learn and all the videos are like either super amazon fans or saying how it's terrible lmao #anyway fuck amaz*n im not using it even if that option wins

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kyriaarts · 2 years

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they're getting smooches smoothies your honour

( @buggachat so tell me are they getting married next or ?)

#i am terribly sorry for the shitty hands lol i mean what even are those #but i drew this with my laptop charging #and you can hear its fan spinning all the way from manhattan lol #i am scared for my life #but anyway #these two idiots (affectionate) finally have their reveal #funny how im this excited lol #bakery enemies au #miraculous ladybug #ml fanart

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kiwinatorwaffles · 23 days

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terrible things happened in our discord voice call today

(open cut for highlights of our terribly immature sex jokes and normal lyrics replaced over and over with some variation of "cum" or "cock")

hihglights from the hermit gang sex remix written by me and two other awful horrible friends

#SORRY. sorry #THIS IS HORRIBLE TIMING AFTER THE ASK ABOUT SHIPPING MY HERMIT AUS AHHAHAHAHAHA #listen i said im not a fan of shipping not that im not a fan of sex jokes /what #kiwi’s calls #do i want to maintag this. i like organization but this is terrible /j #orchard’s library #cursed #suggestive

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basu-shokikita · 9 months

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This morning I was thinking about how in the very third episode of Metalocalypse, the guys surprise Murderface on his birthday by giving him a gift especially catered to his tastes.

And in the final movie, they not only forgive Murderface for the betrayal, but also reassure him of his vital importance in the band.

Murderface, you have always been very loved.

#army of the doomstar #metalocalypse #william murderface #dethklok #you thought i had run out of things to say about aotd??? YOU THOUGHT WRONG #im growing more and more fan of the 'you suck' scene by the day #T__T #this is why mtl is so good #the boys accept their friends are terrible but theyre not afraid to love them <3 #basu post

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equarretedddd · 9 months

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AOTD SPOILERS

Well……. Yk exactly what place i occupy here

original pic credit by zombie666x on twt

#metalocalypse #dethklok #mtl #army of the doomstar #army of the doomstar spoilers #aotd spoiler #aotd spoilers #nickles #skwistok #nategail #dickface #i was killed twice by the way #congratulations to nickles and skwistok fans u have not lost anything but i fucking jealous okay?#its been over two weeks now and im still in terrible mourning #It was like as if i had lost a close relative and as if i had seen my parents' divorce with my own eyes

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one-bunny-a-day · 11 months

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05/07/2023

#daily bunny #186 #fan bunny #trigun maximum #legato bluesummers #vash the stampede #legato x vash #I dont know their ship name terribly sorry #Also very sorry if this post is weird or the quality's bad #Im forced to make it on mobile <\3

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spacexseven · 1 month

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Hi still dying with uni (and a cold) but. wtf is fyodor's ability.

#i deleted the app (sorry) so im here on my laptop and id like to say having him be like.#A PARASITE #is objectively really funny and he actually might be older than the earth itself im laughing #rip bram fyodor wishes he could look as cool as you in your fit (he looks terrible booo bring back my bram)#well. maybe not that bad...i guess being a fyodor fan is an illness in itself #this waa so baffling for me i had to see what was going on #certainly an interesting take though...commit the crime of killng him and the punishment is him lol

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diathadevil · 1 year

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I saw a video of them hanging out and I desperately needed to doodle these guys. 😭💖

#eurovision #esc #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #luke black #teya and salena #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #alternatively i named this file --The Serb gang and Salena because she's an honorary Serb---#these guys are actually fun to draw what the heckie #is eurovision becoming my new fan art phase oh no #we shall see aaahahah #also dont ask me about our balkan flag emblems im terrible at memorizing the color order let alone the emblems themselves #so serbia now has a lobster for an emblem its canon #doodle

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cometrose · 2 months

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and haein just outright said i love you to hyunwoo god damn my soul cracked a bit

#queen of tears #if she dies...#i don't know #i love that hw starts threatening her #if you die im going to become a sad lonely terrible man #haein don't die not now #honestly i feel like im pretty good at predicting dramas ive watched so many but at times like this #im not sure my optimism is interfering with my media analysis #i want to believe she will live so she will live #that is how it will go #also i lowkey feel like the team recorded two endings and will just chose the one that will make fans satisfied

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hitokiri-izou · 2 months

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I highly encourage every aventurine fan to step back and criticize the fact that hoyoverse decided to make Romani culture as the basis for his character and took aspects from history like discrimination, slavery, and even the stereotypes as story notes for a fictional planet named after a Romani slur.

This isn't the first time a gacha game let alone hoyo have pulled shit like this. Fgo, genshin, arknights, and probably several more that I've never played. Stay vigilant of this and listen to the people who are most impacted by this.

I am not Romani so I encourage you to check out Florian on youtube, he's talked about aventurine already. Check out the discussion in the comments too

#its fucking infuriating that this is so common in gacha that im not even a little bit surprised this happened #ive been into fate for 10+ years now i have seen so much of this #and what fgo pulled last year with the depiction of wandjina was. just really horrible #so hsr fans welcome to this terrible club don't be afraid to criticize or completely decimate things you like trust me its healthy #honkai star rail #hsr #aventurine #turning off replies cuz i dont want to invite discourse. this is not the place to do it #nanjya.txt

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katiekatdragon27 · 6 months

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More Flatland stuffff~~~

[Cursive transcript: I'm so sorry this is so sudden, but I had to keep my Chosen safe!]

So, uh, the 4th dimension, am I right?????

So, on my last post, people were more interested in A. Tesseract than I thought. I did not expect her to stir so much interest, but here you go lol.

More under the cut lol / lots of notes:

Some basic information on 4th dimensional beings:

They refer to themselves as "hypersolids" and "polytopes". Only Tesseracts prefer a different name than just "hyper(insert shape here)". When talking to other dimensional beings, they call themselves "Spacelanders".

They usually keep their eyes closed, and they do not emote much.

Their bodies naturally morph as they talk. They are also partially transparent, so you can see their inside movements. Not organs or anything, but the next emotions or actions they are going to express. Sort of like key frames or a fade in effect.

They call "Spacelanders" "Heightlanders".

Their civilization is located in space. They are able to breathe through little pockets of air on their rings that recharge when they enter the atmosphere of other plants. (This is why they are spotted relatively frequently)

Buildings are constantly moving spirals. They also fly everywhere, so they require a lot of energy to maintain their health. Luckily, any stars nearby tend to charge them up just fine.

Also, everyone goes by they/them along with another pronoun if they choose. Gender constructs be damned (or certain groups are fighting for that).

There will be more once I think of it, but that's what I have in the world-building department right now.

Some basic information on Angelica "A." Tesseract (she/they):

She tends to say "I'm sorry" after anything they might think could have been of inconvenience or offensive.

They are relatively soft-spoken, but they are incredibly smart compared to her peers.

Her quiet nature causes others to disrespect and step all over her.

She overthinks LITERALLY EVERYTHING. You could tell her something that is even the slightest bit vague and they have the chance of spiraling.

She KNOWS there are more than four dimensions, but they are struggling to prove it with science.

They are much more emotional compared to other hypersolids. They tend to cry easily.

She chose A. Sphere because of his confidence and drive to get his points across. They admire him for that.

Some basic information on A. Sphere in this:

He's much less snarky. His whole vision of the world was destroyed in the blink of an eye, and he's stuck in another world completely unknown to him. He's going though it currently.

He's still blunt about everything. If you suck, he'll tell you. If you are cool, it'll take a little longer, but he'll tell you.

He got his eye busted after the attack on Messiah Inc. When getting removed from "Heightland", his eye got caught in the blow last minute and it got damaged. He can still open it slightly, but he can't see out of it.

He was relatively indifferent to seeing his body transparent. He was more worried about his eye injury over anything else.

At first, he did not like A. Tesseract (cuz kidnapping), but he learns to appreciate the gesture and does his best to help her out.

[Cursive transcript: For now, I'm afraid so... sorry. / I'm so sorry. If I was just a but faster, I could have saved your eye.]

Yeah, their friendship starts out really rough.

A. Sphere adjusted to the environment very poorly at first. He was very standoffish and snappy, but it then soured to just sorta feeling sad all the time. He gets better eventually the more he learns about the world, but it takes a lot of effort out of A. Tesseract to get him there.

I mean, he expected to die, lost his eye, everyone in "Heightland" hates him now, he lost his business and research, and he fails to take the blame for anything for a while. I would also be super pissed and sad.

A. Tesseract was not any better. She feels an incredible amount of guilt for not stepping in in time to prevent A. Sphere's eye damage, and she constantly apologies to him for everything. This sucks for A. Sphere since he finds it super annoying.

[Cursive transcript: N. H.Sphere: You weren't supposed to bring them HERE! / A. Tesseract: I'm sorry, I had to save him- / N. H.Sphere: I should fire you-!]

N. H.Sphere is a mega grouch. He is A. Tesseract's boss who treats her terribly. Discrediting her work, ignoring their research, and just not valuing her opinion cuz women, he is not fun to talk to or just be around in general. No one knows how HR lets him stay in charge, but some theorize that he pays them off or something.

Despite all of the traumatic crap A. Sphere has gone though in this story, he still does not stand for disrespect from anyone. When he learns that A. Tesseract is constantly being pushed around by her bitchy boss, he decides to defend her.

This solidifies their friendship and later science partnership when the story ends. This also makes N. H.Sphere more resentful towards both A. Tesseract an A. Sphere. This leads to A. Tesseract actually getting fired from her job. Thanks A. Sphere.

[Cursive transcript: N. H.Sphere: Why are you so scared? He's fine! / A. Tesseract: It's my un-medicated anxiety!!]

One of the downsides of being in the 4th dimension and living in space is that the gravitational pull is super sporadic with no real patterns. Some areas have super powerful gravity while others have zero. 4th dimension beings have learned to adjust perfectly fine.

The pressure changes and general lack of oxygen negatively impact A. Sphere's body, however, so to help him be okay, he sits in those vacuum boxes that allow for added pressure to be put on him to help even his breathing. He usually isn't put in unless he is fading in and out of consciousness, since he hates the confined space. It freaks out A. Tesseract every time it happens.

Her boss thinks she's stupid for worrying so much and using company tech. A. Tesseract worries more for A. Sphere than keeping her job, so she ignores N. H. Sphere.

[Cursive transcript: Care to see him again?]

Outside of the partial angst and stuff, this dimension is the reason why A. Sphere shows up in A. Square's hallucination.

During A. Square's trauma-induced hallucination, he shows up in the 4th dimension briefly with the Monarch of Pointland. A. Sphere and A. Tesseract take notice, and she offers him the ability to talk to A. Square one last time for closure reasons.

In this version, this scene would be longer, with A. Sphere possibly apologizing for denying the existence of the 4th dimension and not being able to assist A. Square in the way he wanted to. It's more wholesome and conclusive than transactional like in the movie. The other stuff is there too, but having more sentimental moments would be so cool.

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I am very sorry how messy these particular doodles are, I was drawing all these super late at night during my shift, so I was not paying much attention to the flow of the images. When the inspo hits, you don't really realize how incohesive they are until you start photographing the images to post lol

Thank you once again for reading this whole thing, and have a wonderful day :)

#once again i apologize for the terrible camera quality #i really hope this is cohesive enough #i got my siblings to and dad to watch flatland #this would be a win if they didn't fall asleep 🙄#except for one of them but they thought it was too weird #uncultured #stupid ass au i made b/c i can't cope with my favorite character dying like a normal person #anyways im really starting to enjoy a tesseract and the story she can tell #i don't think anyone has made a character that acknowledges that there are multiple dimensions without experiencing the horrors #so i think im original in that aspect lol #if not please tell me so the two can meet and complain about society and geek out about science or something #flatland #flatland 2007 #flatland the movie #a square #a sphere #a tesseract #flatland oc #flatland fan art #katiekatdragon27

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robinfollies · 1 month

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AAAH PANDERITY INTRODUCTION POSTTTT. Super excited to have this done and out there!! There’s still so much to The Panderity Chapter that I haven’t shared yet and hopefully I can reveal a little more of it in due time hehe 🥹🫶

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800db-cloud · 1 year

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hey haha 😇 you should ask me about my mr. orange interp and headcanons haha 😇 i promise i wont talk about him for three days straight haha 😇

#pizza tower #mr orange #the noise #era.png #ok im about to ramble a lot in the tags now. get out while you still can #but anyway AAGHHHRHGGAHHRGAHHHGGHGGAA/POS #I LOVE MR ORANGE SOOOO MUCH YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA #im so happy ppl are TALKING ABOUT HIM hes my FAVORITEST CHARACTER EVER #(self proclaimed no. 1 mr orange fan in the WORLD)#talk to me about mr orange please please please please llease epleas plelaee plas #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAHHGH RIPS HAIR OUT #im so crazy over him. i think everyone should draw more mr orange pretty please #OK RANT OVER sorry for that i just love mr orange #also sorry for disappearing for like three weeks schools been terrible lol 💔

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