Trazyn the Infinite- has committed the most crimes. Obviously. He has stolen more things than most mortals have even perceived, also killed people which is usually a crime.
Orikan the Diviner- convicted of the most crimes, but only if you count multiple timelines. In the main timeline he has never been convicted and has no comment.
Imotekh the Stormlord- has committed the most war crimes. Not even a competition.
Anrakyr the Traveler- has attempted to commit all the crimes, but is not very good at it. Yet to do anything more illegal than a misdemeanor. This frustrates him greatly.
Nemesor Zahndrekh- has never committed a crime. Ever. Even if he did commit a crime, he is so good it would retroactively be made not a crime because if he did it clearly it should not be criminal
Vargard Obyron- has committed 4,867 crimes, but they were to protect Zahndrekh so no one would ever convict him.
Illuminor Szeras- has committed the wettest crimes.
The Silent King- feels the most like he committed crimes even though getting your peoples' souls eaten and then killing God is not technically a crime.
Oltyx- took him multiple attempts to commit one crime, but he gets points for trying his best
Yenekh- has committed traffic crimes, mostly speeding
The Huntmaster- zero crimes, only hunts game in its proper season, has all his permits
Sannet- accessory to the most crimes thanks to Trazyn, could probably get a plea deal if he agrees to testify
Imotekh the Stormlord: Challenge him to a duel and you might be able to survive. You’re gonna lose a hand in the process, but you’ll at least be alive.
Szarekh, Last Silent King of the Necrontyr and First Silent King of the Necrons: This man has been awake for at least 65 million years and likely has spent that time killing horrors from beyond our galaxy, do not fight him.
Trazyn the Infinite: Unless you are prepared for the very real possibility of becoming a museum exhibit, I would not advise fighting this old man. Try convincing him to go bother Orikan instead.
Orikan the Diviner: Don’t. You will be lucky if he only puts you in a time loop. Get Trazyn to pester him instead they’re overdue for another round of divorced old man slapfight.
Oltyx: DON’T
Yenekh: I cannot emphasize enough how spectacularly bad an idea it is to fight him if you are literally anyone but his boyfriend Oltyx. He is a god of melee among mortals. JUST. DON’T.
Lysikor: Fight him, it will be funny. You will more likely than not die but it will be funny.
Nemesor Zahndrekh: I mean, you probably could if you formally challenged him and you might even get invited to dinner afterwards if you’re a good sport about it. However, his husband Varguard is probably going to kill you when he’s not looking.
Vargaurd Obryon: Under no circumstances should you fight this man. He will kill you if you so much as look wrong at his husband Nemesor.
Zultanekh: The chillest people are often the most terrifying when given a reason to not be chill and he’s built like a tank. Go fight someone else and let him mourn his boyfriend Djoseras in peace damnit.
Illuminor Szeras: YOU WILL DIE AND IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME; IF YOU SURVIVE HE WILL MAKE YOU WILL WISH YOU DIDN’T
Anrakyr the Traveller: Maybe, just watch out for the three federal agents Triarch Praetorians that follow him around.
I like to imagine that Szeras forgot that he had his auditive receptors turned off and the poor Deathmark, just awaken from his 60mill years nap, was having the whole conversation with the screams in the background.
Illuminor Szeras. This one was a hell of an undertaking, but very glad with how it came together. That fleshy little stream was the bane of my life.
Looking forward to cracking this skelespider out on the tabletop. Seems like a pretty unshiftable buff machine.
I have set aside a shelf in our display case for my finished character models. So I can show them off a little bit. Except that has created a slightly awkward situation given I have only completed two guys and...