illudora >:) some saucier sketches under the cut

My GIRLS

tfw you have a messy breakup in (the equivalent of) your early 20s and didn’t want to talk about it and now 400 years later everybody has gossipy opinions on it

Obviously wlw pairings don't need to always fall into a butch-femme dynamic but I think for Illudora in particular it's funny to treat Illusen as the dainty delicate femme of the two considering that she 1. Lives in the goddamn woods and probably eats tree bark and 2. Has several items on the site that are/are inspired by her own weapons, including multiple blades, and apparently her skills at sword combat are so proficient and renowned there's a book about them. This woman has absolutely killed with her own two hands and has likely been covered in mud and blood before, likely simultaneously at least once

neopian lesbeance under the moonlight

i ended up going through with it... illusen wearing the "dark faerie" jhudora shirt. how she got it? mmm, i like to think most questers do both her quests AND jhudoras and she does know it.

Girls.

based off that one post i cant find u know the one

it's still comin!!! femslash february 15-21 Ze'mer/The Traitor's Child, Delhi/Gillian from Windrose Everlasting (MY GIRLS I MISS YOU SO MUCH), my ocs Claine and Rodenjo!!! Ashien, Illudora, alphafemaleshipping, and Dont/Batty!

hello anyone who is on neopets! okay so the faerie festival is all centered on illusen and jhudora, which i for one think is great. honestly the dynamic between those two is one of the best things neopets has going for it character-wise in my opinion. they're just so bubbline coded to me. not like illusen is that similar to princess bubblegum and jhudora is that similar to marceline, i mean not like i think they're that different either, but either way i just mean the dynamic and their interactions are so similar to me. i just want illusen and jhudora to be revealed to have dated in the past. and to date again. please tnt come on let them kiss

but anyway that's so not the point. are you a person on neopets who has never read "you had one job", a short story in issue 703 of the neopian times by user quanticdreams?? if so, please do. oh my gosh this is literally one of my favorite pieces of literature ever, anywhere. and i only ever found it because i got a short story published in that issue too ("you had one job" is the third story down on the short story tab, the picture is of jhudora, you can't miss it, and mine is the one right above it :) keep in mind though that it's personally my least favorite of everything i've had published on the neopian times though lol. literally if you read my stuff on the neopian times i will love you forever okay??????? and if anyone cares, my username is dunefurandlilypelt. um yeah that's a warrior cats thing if anyone can tell, uh i have like 18 or so journals in my room that are just filled with my completely OC warrior cats au. but nevermind all that), and gosh i'm so lucky i did because that story is part of my dna. i love it so much. i'm obsessed with it. i don't even want to spoil it because that's mean and i don't want to describe it because i wouldn't know how. read it now please

according to a random cake item illusen has relatives which means: embarrassing mom

;)

saw a really good post today

im guessing people in Neopets are going to use "faerie friends" in the same context as "Gal Pals" now. Sure. right. i don't even play this game and i think something fruity is afoot here.

Are they, y'know....*mimes spellcasting* 'faerie friends?'

tbh I find it a little funny that at least some of the staff seem self aware about the whole thing. Like it'd be more frustrating I think if it were a recent thing and it did feel more like intentionally, actually baiting, but this has been going on for around two decades so it's a smidge funny to have people go 'okay so if you're still mad after this long there's definitely *something* homoerotic about it regardless of how it started.' Really just is your classic adage of 'if a rivalry lasts more than x number of years you are no longer rivals, you are gay'

There seems to be some discourse over who is butch and who is femme in the illudora ship, but i personally prefer to think of them as two femme looking butches mud wrestling for dominance