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scorchieart · 6 months

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Sariel: The time has come, Belle. You have seen and learned much in this past month, and Beauty's Time is now moments away from shedding its last petal. Are you ready?

Belle: I am.

Sariel: Very well. Who does you pure and impartial heart select to be the next king of Rhodolite?

Belle: I choose Luke.

Sariel: ...

Sariel: Forgive me. The anticipation has left me momentarily stunned. Did you say 'Leon'?

Belle: No, I said Luk—

Sariel: *suddenly claps his hands*

Sariel: Apologies. There was an incessant fly buzzing about. You were going to say 'Licht', correct?

Belle: LLLLLLuke. Luke Randolph.

Sariel: I see. Not to worry, Belle, we can remedy this. I shall quickly fetch some adhesive from my office and temporarily reattach the final petal. That should give you ample time to once more meet with the princes and reevaluate your decision.

Belle: Here, you can use this.

Sariel: Why do you have honey jars in your pockets?

Belle: Luke says all you need to tackle the day is a smile on your face and honey in your pocket. He's very wise, but that's only part of why I'm choosing him as king. Did you know he discovered an entirely new branch of medicine for treating nightmares using only honey?

Sariel: ...

Sariel: *calmly pinches his cheek*

Sariel: *wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat*

Sariel: That is the last time I'm having honey before bed.

Luke: *sitting next to the bed with a notebook* Hmm, we're gonna hafta increase the dosage for next time.

Luke: *tips a jar of honey over Sariel's head*

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slowlypalefire · 5 months

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Gilbert: Hello Belle, I keep bumping into you today. Do you think it's fate bringing us together?

Belle: You handcuffed us together, Prince Gilbert....

Gilbert: The universe truly work in a mysterious ways.

You could say this is part 3

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theundertakerswife · 5 months

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Comte: Know why I called you in here?

Leonardo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Comte: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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mymumisasquid · 1 year

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Sariel: So… Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Emma: …I did. I broke it.

Sariel: No. No you didn’t. Prince Clavis?

Clavis: Don’t look at me! Look at Yves.

Yves: What?! I didn’t break it!

Clavis: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Yves: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Clavis: Suspicious

Yves: No, it’s not!

Leon: If it matters, probably not, but Nokto was the last one to use it.

Nokto: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Leon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee car earlier?

Nokto: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Leon!

Emma: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sariel.

Sariel: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Leon: Sariel… Jin’s been awfully quiet.

Jin: rEALLY?!

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Sariel, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Sariel: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Sariel:

Sariel: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Gilbert: Yay!

Sariel:

Gilbert: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

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maladaptivedaydreamsx · 14 days

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Emma: I can't find any good smut to read.. want to act it out with me instead?

Nokto: *already undressing at the speed of light*

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qshara · 1 year

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MC and Arthur have their first child:

Comte:

Arthur: Comte... Give us back our baby

Comte, holding the baby: Everything the light touches is our kingdom, mon petit

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chirp-a-chirp · 11 months

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Sariel: This is serious advice mutt.

Nokto: No matter what you do, do NOT sound desperate on your date.

Rio: Oh, no worries about that!

During date with Emma

Emma: The food here is great. I love this restaurant.

Rio: I love you too!

Sariel and Nokto: *Smack a hand to their forehead*

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thezestyone · 2 years

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Masamune and Mitsuhide catching up after some years since Masamune married MC:

Masamune: …And I always cooked for my six beautiful kids.

Mitsuhide: You have six kids?

Masamune: *nods proudly* Six beautiful kids. Mitsuhide: You have been so busy, how do you find time to cook?

Masamune: *chuckles* It’s my passion.

Mitsuhide: Making kids, or cooking?

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littlewitty · 1 year

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*Yves dating Emma*

Yves: *slamming the door open* DO YOU OWN A GUN?!

Emma:… No?

Yves: then why is there bullets in my bedside table!! *holds up a ‘bullet’*

Emma:… yves…. That’s a tampon.

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scorchieart · 1 year

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Ok, this is going to sound really silly but...

Clavis: Now listen up, Licht. One cannot simply hold a rose and call it a pose. You must embrace the petals, let them accentuate your natural charm, calculate the most effective combination of your personality and wits, and show off the duality of man and plant with everlasting effervescence!

Clavis: Chevalier will demonstrate.

Chev: *om nom nom*

Licht: 😐

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slowlypalefire · 5 months

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Belle : So i bought some lenses that keeps getting darker whenever someone is stalking me.

Belle : Wait ... why is it so dark?

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Isaac : My body is a machine that turns conversation into something awkward .

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Clavis : Excuse me ? When have I done something irresponsible and rash ?

Sariel : I keep a list. It's alphabetized .

~~~

Sariel : Did you do something stupid ?

Clavis : I think we both know what's the answer to the question.

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Isaac : Are you flirting with me?

Mitsuki (ikevamp mc) : I have been for a while now, thank you for noticing .

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theundertakerswife · 5 months

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Arthur: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Theo: You always act stupid.

Theo:

Theo: Wait...

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wberry-foodfight · 1 year

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I made a chat room with Ikemen AI bots.

I set the chat discussion about which one of them should date MC.

....they ignored it and started flirting with eachother instead.

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ikemen-lover-story · 2 years

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If ikevamp meet ikepri:

Emma:

Mitsuki:

Both:our life is hell

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napoleon: what am i seeing?

Leon:i think im seeing myself

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nokto: how many woman have you slept with?

Arthur:6-

Theo:all girls slept with him TWICE

Nokto:hoe-

Litch:look at the mirror idiot

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Jin:breast or thighs?

Jean:mararons

Clavis: a thigh men indeed

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luke:do you want honey?

Vincent: sure! In exchenge heres some of my paintings

Theo:so

Jin:adorable

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Dazai:

Nokto:

Clavis:

Three of them:*snickers like a fox*

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Sariel:how many child have you been adopting?

Comte:11 i regret adopting 10 of them exept jean

Sariel:lucky im stuck with these prince's since childhood

Comte,sariel:*sips tea*

___________________________________________leonardo:*asleep in the floor*

Luke:*sleeps on the tree*

Napoleon:*sleeps on the grass*

Mitsuki: why do we love them again?

Emma: i-

___________________________________________ Chevalier:simpelton

Theo:Hondje

Mitsuki:i am not king-

Emma:yea?

Mitsuki:... how are you not mad-

Emma: the power of sanity

__________________________________________

Issac:*stares at litch*

Litch:*stares back*

Both:we want to die

___________________________________________

Inspired by:@aquagirl1978

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qshara · 2 years

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Comte: Kids, dinner is read- what the hell?!

Vlad: Hello~

Comte: What is THAT, MC?!

MC: He's my lover Vlad

Comte: He's the enemy pureblood vampire!

MC: I meet him in the city. It was love at first sight!

Comte: Have you been fratenizing with the enemy?!

MC: I've been doing much more than fratenizing with him

Vlad: -smiles and raises his eyebrows-

Comte: Get him out of this mansion immediately!

MC: But daddy I love him!

Comte: YOU WHAT NOW?!

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chirp-a-chirp · 1 year

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Emma: You seem angry Sariel. What’s the problem?

Sariel: *Gestures to 8 princes descending into chaos* I don’t have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem.

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