#if you dont know what that is it's like a hot glue gun but full of molten metal it's used in circuits and shit
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Silence Day 2022: Hitting the Nail on the Head
Many people over the centuries have tried their own unique ways of Shut The Fuck Up, Castys. Here is one of the many such instances, set in an AU for Personal Reasons ❤
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Ingredients: hammering nails into a guy, mouth whump (not teeth, but tooth whump mentioned), some tongue whump, choking (on a liquid), burns
Everything about this was, in Castys’s opinion, incredibly generic. Cold metal table, check. Tight ropes around his wrists and ankles, check. A handful of dudes smirking down at him, one brandishing a hammer, check. The rope over his forehead was new, he supposed. Ooh, another twist, they were taking the fucking gag off.
“Afternoon, everyone. What fun game are we gonna play today, huh?”
The one holding the hammer waved it in the air a little. “We’re gonna finally shut you up for good, Black.”
“Aw, you gonna knock all my teeth out instead of pulling them to use as your stupid gambling chips? You know people don’t need teeth to talk, right?” Castys was sure that wasn’t it, but, what, were they gonna break his jaw or something? They said for good, but that shit would heal so he didn’t-wait was that a fucking-
“You’ll see, so just hold still, you fucking cockroach. Wouldn’t want to mess it up and make us start over, would you? You can’t be that stupid.” Hands descended on his face, pulling his upper lip back, holding his mouth closed, pressing the point of a fucking nail to his gums. Castys couldn’t make remarks at them anymore, just stuck breathing heavily through his nose as the person holding the hammer got it lined up, shifting their grip on the nail, raising the hammer, smirking, saying something he couldn’t hear over the blood pounding in his ears, and then, finally, dreadfully, swinging the hammer down.
Castys jerked against the restraints as the bright little point of pain in his upper jaw tore open into a scorching sun, blinding and so intense and definitely nowhere near done getting worse. He barely had time to take a breath before the hammer fell again, and now he was definitely screaming, and he couldn’t even feel the hands on his face anymore because all that existed was pain, that and the sound of the slightly rusted metal scraping its way through his jawbone. A third swing and the nail punched through completely, the sharp point digging into his tongue where it had been resting on the roof of his mouth, just his fucking luck. Each successive hit of the hammer drove the nail further in, scraping against the roof of his mouth, more and more blood gushing out, pooling in his throat, choking him, each pointless cough making him jerk uselessly against the hands holding his head still, driving the pain gripping his face further and further beyond the plateau he’d thought it reached.
And then it stopped. The pain didn’t stop, no, not in the slightest, but the hammer stopped coming down, the nail stopped digging further in, the hands stopped holding his jaw shut. He tried to turn to the side and cough out some of the damn blood, but the rope across his forehead made that very super difficult so he gave up and just coughed it up into the air, which went about as well as he expected, which was not well at all. Before he could say anything cool and funny, which would have taken a while because he could not think of anything cool and funny to say at the moment, his jaw got slammed shut again, momentarily pinching the tip of his tongue between his teeth, because he needed more blood in his fucking mouth. On the bright side, he didn’t really feel it because Wow The Nail In His Face Hurt A Whole Lot. And judging by that prick on the gums of his lower jaw, he was about to get another one!
He kind of had a guess as to where this was going. Like, the whole thing in general, since he was very certain where the next nail was going to go, because it was-fuck yup yup there it was making its merry little way through his mandible bit by large bit and he was so smart this time and kept his tongue well away from the bottom of his mouth which was about the only conscious movement he could make at the moment because the rest of him was far to squirm-around-in-pain but it paid off it did the nail didn’t poke his tongue until it did because now it was burrowing into the base of his tongue which he couldn’t really help wasn’t that delightful this was all so delightful and fun and didn’t hurt like he was being injected with acid that was also on fire they were just nails why did they hurt so much maybe it was the fact that they were around his tooth-nerves it sort of felt like tooth pain now that he thought about it but it was hard to think about anything well not hard to think exactly just hard to focus he kept jumping around from one thing to the next in his head trying to think about something that wasn’t the nails or the pain or the screams trapped in his throat or the ropes tying him down or the hands holding his jaw closed or the fact that he was alone here now and might never see-
Hey, pay attention, they were saying something, holding up a thin metal wire, bringing it towards his mouth, wrapping it around the nails, pulling tight, tight, so tight that his teeth were pressed together uncomfortably hard, and then there was some device he didn’t recognize, sort of like a gun, pressed against the wire, against his teeth, and it was hot, burning, scorching, he couldn’t breathe in and out fast enough, eyes squeezed shut as tears leaked out, fists clenched, stomach twisting, he was stuck, trapped here in this awful, agonizing moment, fire piercing his every nerve, and maybe the hands left his face, or maybe they just weren’t gripping him as tightly, and the fire might be calming down, quieting, growing more dull, more tolerable, his breathing slowing…
Castys pried open his eyes and glared up at the people surrounding him, who all looked way too fucking pleased with themselves. One of them patted his cheek. “Well, Black, how’s it feel? Got anything to say?” Castys tried to open his mouth, but even attempting to move his jaw shot infinitely more awful pain needles into his entire face, so he just ended up wincing as they all laughed at him.
“Now you’ll be all quiet and well-behaved like your late buddy Red, won’t you?” another one jeered.
“Best of both worlds, even if he’s not as pretty.”
“Hey, he’s a lot prettier with his stupid annoying mouth shut!”
Castys wanted nothing more in the world than to bite all of these fuckers like a rabid bat but instead he got to lie there and be quiet as they made all their dumb comments and pulled on his stupid long hair and poked at his face, which definitely did not hurt like hell. Eventually they got bored, thank fuck, and Castys didn’t resist much as they dragged him back to the cell and shoved him inside, hard enough that he fell to his knees. Sighing, he forced himself to his feet and walked a few steps, plopping down on the edge of the bed. He was glad that shit was over, but now he was…
Reluctantly, Castys reached up to tug at the wire tying the nails together. He knew it wasn’t gonna come off, but he still had to try. Yup, stuck, all melted together by a dot of metal that was still pretty warm to the touch and tangled around the nails stuck in his fucking skull. Maybe he could-ouch no no nope, not gonna be able to pull those out. At least, not without some pliers or something, if he would even be able to do it to himself. Giving up for now, he sighed and pulled his knees up to his chest, curling up against the wall on the corner of their…his bed.
The sounds of the jungle outside were the same as ever, but the cell was so…quiet. It had been ever since…and now he couldn’t even talk to himself or sing badly or say weird things to the guards outside he just had to be…silent. He supposed he could bang on the walls or something, but he wasn’t really in the mood. All he really felt like doing right now was being quiet, just like his fucking captors wanted, so hooray for them, they fucking won, whatever, but it wasn’t because of the nails, he just…
There was only one person he wanted to fill this silence, and he wasn’t here anymore. Might never come back.
So, for now, and maybe forever, it was quiet.
Castys Cult: @as-a-matter-of-whump @blackrosesandwhump @fanmanga1357-blog @thehopelessopus @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @hearse-song @muddy-swamp-bitch @whumpasaurus101 @yet-another-heathen @galaxywhump @starnight-whump @his-unspoken-words @misspelledwitch @suspicious-whumping-egg @pumpkin-spice-whump @painsandconfusion @i-can-even-burn-salad @befuddled-calico-whump @whumpinggrounds @whump-queen
#i wrote something#castys#silence day#silence day 2022#mouth whump#jaw wired shut#tongue whump#there is a 247 word sentence and i am sorry#misuse of a soldering gun#if you dont know what that is it's like a hot glue gun but full of molten metal it's used in circuits and shit#this isnt how they wire people's jaws shut for like live people but#on dead people they sometimes use this thing called a needle injector to stick needles into the upper and lower jaws#and tie them together with a wire!#and i thought that would be fun to do to castys and yup it was :)#they call castys ''black'' because of his eyes#they're technically brown but it's a dark enough brown#and his buddy has blue eyes so they were black and blue in the beginning <3#but then blue's nickname got changed to red for fun malicious reasons 🤧#anyway yes they made castys grow his hair out and he *hates* it#it annoys him so much he wants to cut it all off#long-haired castys is very cursed though 😔#so i dont inflict it on him too often cuz short hair just suits him a lot better#but if anyone wants to see a picrew of it lmk i have a couple lying around
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So TotK seems to be clicking where BotW wasn't. Any insight on what the key differences are that work for you?
note: i played botw up until the calamity ganon fight and then went "yeah ok ive played a zelda game before", put it down and never went back. didnt play the dlc
i dont think anyone would be surprised to know that im a "majoras mask was the best zelda" guy but the reason has little to do with the "darker tone" or the lore but because reusing assets allowed the dev team to greatly (GREATLY in this case holy shit) expand on the actual contents of the game itself. i love gold/silver best for the same reason.
botw is like running around an empty movie set. theres nothing in that fucking game. at the time, due to the proliferation of crafting mechanics infesting literally every AAA game, it felt like nintendo was more focused about hitting all the checks on a checklist of tired mechanics that were included just for the sake of saying they had it. crafting! weapon durability! open world! pbbbbt.
none of these things proved to be enjoyable to me. keeping in mind that ive been playing zeldas since the snes (skipping only a handful of handheld games), the changes felt like steps away from what makes zelda games unique. crafting felt like an arbitrary step between me and potions. i wanted to swing my master sword with power, not experiment with clumsy weapons that stop existing after i finally get a feel for them. and the open world, frankly sucked.
mm rewarded me for my curiosity. experimentation and exploration would lead to interesting or gratifying results (did you know theres a paper airplane in ikana canyon...). botw is like playing in the window xp background. theres barely any landmarks, except shrines, or anything to do outside of getting the yiga clan's ass. theyre easy to pick out because theyre literally the only people on the road. the world is put to waste; i cant play with it, i can just observe and be extremely artificially hindered by its vastness.
this doesnt really fit anywhere else in the above open world rant, but trading the shrines for small and sparce dungeons was a huge let down. i was hoping for a series of cohesive puzzles intended to help my mastery of my newest weapon or ability. you know. like a zelda game
totk fixed this and every other problem in the best way possible; the devs dumped a ton of toys into my playpen, gave me a hot glue gun, and told me to go buck wild. i love to build a horrible contraption to solve my stupid problems or kill me instantly. i love that experimenting with weapons involves actual experimentation if you desire or you can have an inventory exclusively full of spear type weapons with vastly different properties by gluing a bunch of rocks or monster parts to it. but most importantly....the "stock up->head out->explore->return" loop no longer feels like i have to go to the dmv over and over.
sure, the depths are artificially large in the way that the map in botw was; theres not a lot to do except reveal the map and do plot stuff. but the overworld was given a complete overhaul using the empty map as a starting point. theres actually stuff to look at, ruins to explore, caves to investigate, holes to jump into, and all that shit in the sky to explore. the sky map might be sparse but its meticulously crafted so that just the process of explorating the archipelagos feels like a puzzle you need to solve, as opposed to a hurdle you have to jump.
there is so much more to do in totk that im pretty sure im over 20 hours in and havent done any of the regional main quests. ive been running around picking up side quests, uncovering the map, exploring the depths, fucking around in the sky, and dying my clothes. but its not annoying or overwhelming. it feels more alive and less like a weird map in an abandoned gmod server. im having fun.
for crit: imo, one of the biggest criticisms i have for both these games is that the voice acting is horrendous. nintendo has too much money to be tapping people who sound like they just got out of the shenmue soundbooth. zelda was not improved by voice acting and they should probably go back to everyone just having short exclamations like "HEH HEEH!" or "hmmm...".
also link doesnt roll anymore and its really fucking me up. im really struggling here lol. i keep trying to do dark souls shit and every fight involves me accidentally zooming in with the sheikah slate instead of locking on, hitting l1 istead of shield, and whistling for my horse instead of drinking estus.
also nerf rain
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Foxes and friends as out of context quotes my lads and i have collected
"Ugh, I really want to put my fist in something" - dan on a bad day / neil everyday
“Life is a terminal disease” - andrew
“Stella what FUCK, you look like a noodle 😭” - kevin to neil
“This is gonna sound a bit chaotic… I have this ball of string” - matt
“The goal is to create chaos” - neil
“drugalicious” - nicky
“I feel uncomfortable christening a bag full of babies” - wymack
“girls stop touching each other” - wymack
“Math is a lifestyle” - neil post dead-arc
“Nhu put the guns away” - renee to andrew
“How DARE you crash my party” - allison
“I was pumped full of drugs” - literally all of the foxes
“People who go hard for their cottages” - allison about renee
“Do you wanna be emos and work in the dark?” - kevin studying with andrew and neil
“Where is my brain” - aaron
“We need to talk about what is going on in the bathrooms” - matt to andrew and neil
“Oh you little emos” - renee or dan to everyone else
“Europeans LOVE getting naked, walk around in June, July, August, whatever, they just love stripping down. Even in slavic countries […] That's just what they do, they love taking their clothes off” - kevin staring at Jean
“Sex and drugs and blah blah blah” - andrew
“Recycling children” - wymack
“I’m not sure if you know this but every person has a naked body” - the foxes when they finally see neil shirtless
“Oh dead people, awesome lets go” - andrew
“Does that mean you have no friends?” - neil to riko
“Keep hands a safe distance away from the stripper to avoid injuries” - allison to matt about dan
“That’s how uncrackable I am” - dan
“All I need is Mary Jane and a vibrator” - allison
“I’m a glorified thug” - andrew
“No stabbing in the classroom please. I don’t want to do all the paperwork,” - WYMACK
“I’m actually a huge fan of bulge” - nicky
“Wanna makeout?” - allison
“Are we holding hands?” - neil “No, you’re holding mine” - andrew
“My ego’s not that big. It’s big, but not that big.” - kevin or aaron
“I’m a chick magnet” - nicky
“If they have hot dogs imma get a boner” - nicky
“God could be he, she or gay” - renee
“Why are you laughing, because I have a senior moment?” - matt
“I wanted to chat :( “ - matt to neil who starts to leave for night practise
“You’re not doing drugs?” “Why are you not doing drugs?” - nicky and aaron to andrew ab cracker dust
“I didn’t say bash them I said throw a chair at them” - allison
“He was putting glue on my shirt, so I asked him politely and he kept doing it so I cut his laptop in half” - dan
“or just be the bully, it is more fun that way” - neil
“I only smoke life, happiness” - matt
“Sorry it took so long to get my ass over here”- andrew to kevin at night practise
“Have a fun trippy time doing maths” - matt to neil doing homework
“Remember when we stole the VCR and took it to cash converters” - aaron to andrew
“Hurry up girls or I’m gonna get the whip out” - dan
‘That’s just the millennial in me” - wymack
“Everything tastes better hard” - nicky
“who wakes up this early to kayak” - matt to neil about running
“Yep just let me die, oh wait I’m arrested” - neil / andrew
“If anything goes wrong blame it on the British” - all of the foxes except neil
“I’m sure boys wouldn’t mind doing CPR on your boob” - abby
“They are open for oral” - allison
“The dick of despair” - nicky
“Cleanse your eyes with bleach and holy water” - aaron
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andrew: i dont care enough about it to hate it.
neil: you care about me?
andrew: (looks around)
neil: what are you trying to find?
andrew: my last fuck.
aaron: (looks around) where’s my will to live…
#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#neil josten#kevin day#matt boyd#dan wilds#renee walker#allison reynolds#jean moreau#david wymack#abby winfield#riko moriyama#psu foxes#incorrect all for the game#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard#incorrect quotes
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Anon said: what are your favorite fun facts about each of your ocs?
I don’t think you understand how LONG of an answer this is gonna be but ,,,,
o k a y
Note: I have 53 Ocs attached to this blog SO this is going under a readmore lmao (yes this took me three days to answer, shhhhh)
Also, these aren’t all my ‘favorite’ fun facts; they’re just ....normal fun facts because wow i dont have favorites lmao
Alice ( Alice in Wonderland )
She drinks at least two cups of tea day.
Akemi ( Big Hero 6 )
No matter how good she is at computers, she still messes up long division
Alyssa ( Seuss )
She cuts her own hair, but never more than a trim.
Amber ( Trolls )
She has a scar on her feet from a bee sting.
Annella ( J&tcch )
She’s made her own glasses for her to wear in her cat form.
April ( Mia & Me )
Her main pet snake is named Sup
Ares ( Harry Potter )
She has a pencil on her no matter what her outfit or anything
Arlo ( Dt17 )
Has a scar on his left hand on his thumb’s knuckle. Doesn’t know how he got it.
Ash ( Dt17 )
Ash stole one of donald’s shirts and made it into a pillow case
Aspen ( Otgw )
Her outfit in the unknown does not match her outfit outside of it. No I will not explain further.
Aura ( Atla )
Always wears her hair up; but it goes almost to her knees when it is down.
Aurore ( Dt17 )
She normally wears chunky heels.
Ava ( Supernatural )
She has a card that says she is legally allowed to have her crossbow on her at all times. She keeps it in her shoe that way she always has it.
Bai ( Raya )
He has a necklace with Sisu on it; they’re more common than I think raya realized
Beck (Phineas and Ferb)
Has a butterfly clip she keeps in her pocket
Bianca ( Frozen )
She has a higher tolerance for the cold due to being frozen for so long
Bo ( Jwcc )
His spirit guide is a Compy; hence why Arrow took such a liking to him
Crevan ( Hunger Games )
Has a southern accent in modern verses, but lacks an accent in her default verse
Caelan ( Ever After High )
Has a small birthmark that sorta looks like an arrow if you squint.
Candy Hearts ( Mlp )
Is part deer and part pony. She tried to find her birth parents to no avail
Caramel Cosmos ( Mlp )
Instead of snapping to use her chaos powers, she taps her hoof
Caroline ( Strange Magic )
Her wings let off a gentle pink glitter. It’s similar to love potion in looks.
Cheshire ( Fandomless )
They have many tattoos; including all four suits somewhere on their body
Clarke Navada ( Arthur Christmas )
She replaces the mistletoe on her shirt every three days to keep it fresh
Constance ( Poto )
If ya can’t tell, her and Christine look a lot alike. However, they do not act the same at all, except for their passion and drive
Cyra ( Animaniacs )
Is she just a recolor of yakko? Maybe. But she was never meant to be. Her animator was just really tired of designing and under a lot of pressure by that point
Derek ( Fandomless )
His fiancé died and he blames himself :) Also he has a flask with their name on it
Elliot ( Animaniacs )
Really wants to fly. Has a slight fear of heights.
Eros ( Descendents)
They do have some wonderland magic to them, but their charm and ability to get people to do stuff for them is just their natural ability. It’s not magic.
Felix ( Camp Camp )
Carries a pocket knife on him at all times. Yes, even in his PJs
Gabby ( Treasure Planet )
Has an older brother & a younger sister. Neither of which realize that she is such a major criminal.
Gisel ( Ladybug )
Has a habit of omitting the truth in order to not lie. She will allow people to draw what should be obvious conclusions from what she says, although the obvious conclusion is never the right conclusion
Hatter ( Fandomless )
Tends to speak in riddles, but honestly, no one knows why. Not even he knows why he does.
Jacklyn ( Tim Burton/horror )
You can see her lungs through her ribs! Because while her skin and muscle has begun to dissipate, her organs have not!
Jordan ( Supernatural )
Always has a cloth tucked into her jeans pocket to use incase she needs it
Katie ( Penn Zero )
Does not have a tail like her father, but does have red eyes like him!
Killian Jr ( Tangled )
The streak of teal in his hair is natural, and he has his father’s freckles too
Kit ( Animaniacs )
Subtitles appear when they speak in a different language than English. ( Even then, sometimes subtitles will appear for that too)
Lore ( Seuss )
She sewed all of her own clothes !
Mica ( Steven Universe )
Has no scars or birthmarks!
Morty ( Rick and Morty Inspired )
Carries a full eyeshadow palette in his backpack
Nobody ( Seuss )
Anything relating to JoJo is my favorite. but also since i doubt anyone is reading this far; Nobody’s birthname was Mollie Noel Joy. Nobody doesn't know this.
Nia ( Supernatural )
She still has her wings, and her grace. Although, she never uses her angelic powers.
Petal ( Httyd )
Her full name is Petronilla !
Rita ( Gravity Falls )
like her father, she keeps a journal. However, hers is less scientific and more personal.
Sahar ( Fandomless )
The first ghost she communicated with was when she was three!
Seine ( Animal Crossing/nitw, Horror )
Keeps the door to their basement locked with two padlocks
Skyler ( Horror )
Keeps three backup chargers on them
Sunny ( Rotg )
She has a faint glow to her that will change tint from red to yellow to orange depending on her feelings
Tj ( Camp Camp )
It’s real candy in their hair that they glued in with a hot glue gun
Valerie ( Dt17 )
Doesn’t know that donald has that thing with his voice until season 2
Walker ( Horror )
His eyes are yellow, and they reflect like cat’s
Wild Princess ( Adventure Time )
If she were to ever be completely rid of the crown, she’d die from radiation poisoning
Willow (trolls)
Lost her sight in her one eye during the escape from the troll tree
Xia (White Snake)
She smokes human essence not actual smoke
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So I finally figured out the best way for me to plot Rings is to write it out like I did before ie like you;re telling a rapid story/juicy gossip which stops me from writing the same scene in different angst/fluff/horny versions
so spoilers for the next few chapters under the cut if you’re interested
So the first night of the honeymoon is...fine. They spend most of it laughing over whatever the fuck was today and agree that staying married is really not an option. Megamind has conveniently forgotten that he agreed to be a superhero and Roxanne winds up laughing in Megamind's arms as he proves that he can in fact dance like Fred Astaire on the balcony of their suite. Its a remarkably fun night all things considered until Roxanne goes to push open the door to what she assumes is the other bedroom of the suite and finds the kind of closet that she's been dreaming of all her life and that means...
There is only one bed. Fuck
Cue panic
And Roxanne getting stuck in her dress
help
But Megamind has also been having just a hint of a breakdown because dancing with Roxanne made him realise that oh no he's in love with his wife and he hasn't wished he was human for a long time (not true) but it does mean that she's probably not going to be okay with tentacles which is the kind of thing you should probably tell a prospective partner BEFORE you marry them so he's going to sleep on the couch far far away from temptation. And Roxanne is an absolute horny mess because she is absolutely hiding her feelings behind her libido but Megamind is being very considerate of not being THAT KIND of villain which means she feels like he doesn't want her and nothing kills desire faster than not being wanted so that’s its own problem.
Except the couch is kind of squeaky because its leather and he can't sleep and eventually Roxanne comes storming out and demands he come to bed so they can both sleep because he's keeping her awake too.
And they do.
Sleep
Just sleep
And wake up tangled together on Friday morning.
That's not awkward at all
That's also the morning they find out they have the suite for the rest of the weekend, which, delightful. Divorce can definitely wait a couple of days while they ruin Wayne's credit rating. There may be a bit of a moment where Megamind catches Roxanne trying on his mantle over her pjs that will either be incredibly angsty or incredibly hot but that that is not part of the plan we're just pretending that didnt happen, or it did and that is how they decide to be married for the weekend (IDK, working on it). In the mean time there are casino heists to plan and chess and scrabble to be played and evening brings Megamind back to bed with Roxanne because its just easier at this point. And when he wakes up because UNFAMILIAR in the middle of the night he plays with Roxanne's hair at her askance for an hour until they both fall asleep.
Roxanne is more than okay with having someone permanently willing to play with her hair on tap as all people should be.
On Saturday Roxanne is awake first and spends some time thinking about how tired Megamind looks and how he should really take some time off and they can go to the beach or something after they get back. This should probably have been a clue about her feelings but hey, leave a girl her river in egypt.
This may or may not be the day she also glues him to the headboard of the bed with the decoupage setting on the de-gun while she has a shower.
Megamind genuinely considers gnawing off his own arm because she didnt quite manage to close the door properly and that is its own kind of torture.
They have a bet about paper airplanes and landing them in the fountain. Megamind wins so Roxanne has to show him a trick (Roxanne is not thinking about that thing she can do with her throat nope not at all) which is how he finds out his wife is a master at throwing cocktails and they get more than a little tipsy and he shows her how to fire the degun which is adorable and a little hot and they wind up slowdancing on the balcony to the Something for Kate cover of When the War is Over because I love that freaking song and I'm very attached to that mental image right now.
The second night, they know its all over by tomorrow and they spend a while talking in bed in the dark which is where I will probably make all of you cry with how lonely being the last one is for Megamind and it breaks Roxanne's heart a little to and they have the kind of thing that you just do not talk about in the light of day because if what happens in vegas stays in vegas then what happens that night is like the what happens in vegas stays in vegas of what happens in vegas stays in vegas.
Look it makes sense in context okay
They also both stay clothed so chill.
Sunday morning brings them to the foyer and its bittersweet and lovely and they just want to hold one another but they CANT because there is a PLAN and of course they shouldn’t stay married but oh shit the divorce desk doesn’t open until 11 and its only ten and their chauffer is waiting for them to take them home so shit, that is an issue but its fine because there's a form you can fill out and they will post you the divorce papers.
So great. They head to the airport and get on the plane and oh look there's yesterdays paper and why is there a photo of their wedding certificate on the front page?
And when was megamind going to tell Roxanne he was becoming a hero?
And Megamind had genuinely forgotten about that. Oops
So it turns out all of Metro City has been waiting for this day for YEARS. The paper is full of happy articles and letters to the editor saying we knew those crazy kids had it in them and Carlos has won a considerable amount of money in the pool and has taken his family to disney world.
And well they cant stay married obviously (can they?) but everyone is clearly expecting them to come home as a couple so sure they can fake it for a while before quietly separating except Megamind is not okay with the idea of Roxanne getting kidnapped by anyone else because no one else will be careful enough. And Roxanne is very unimpressed that the defenders council are trying to replace her with an official damsel. She is staying damsel thank you very much Gerry.
This may also become the fic where Roxanne finally sets up a damsel's union.
So they have a bit of a talk and yep practice kissing is definitely a thing they need to work on
a lot
that moment where the copilot walks in on them is a little embarrasing
but they land and oh look there's a car waiting for them to take them to
oh
The Scott's are throwing them a party after all
So Roxanne gets dressed by Minion for the second time in a week which is where she finds out that "Oh sir was always so worried that if he ever found someone the tentacles would be a dealbreaker"
Tentacles
Huh
Where?
Prehensile or?
Oh for fucks sake Roxanne you dont even know what they're for stop it
No but seriously where are they?
Megamind on the other hand has just found out that Roxanne has a tattoo from Metro Man of all people and there is a very awkward/sexy/funny moment in a butler's pantry where Megamind finds out exactly where Roxanne's tattoo is and Roxanne has it confirmed exactly what those tentacles are for after all.
Great so add that to the list of things we're thinking about like his shoulders and his hands and his eyes instead of our feelings.
Roxanne takes great solace in her libido as it is far easier than arguing with her head or her heart.
Or she would be if she was getting laid.
And SURPRISE this party is not the intimate dinner they were promised but a full on party with Megamind's prison uncles set up on a webcam in a theatre which is a lovely cute scene and Roxanne is definitely getting baby stories out of these men.
Megamind uses her as a human shield. Its force of habit and has nothing to do with how much he's blushing at all.
And they get asked to make a speech and Megamind tells everyone exactly how much he loves his wife and Roxanne is almost in tears because what the hell where was this when it was just the two of them? He cant mean any of this clearly and wow that fucking hurts.
And then Roxanne's great aunt helen shows up because of course family was invited and she is an unpleasant woman at the best of times and Roxanne goes full "Fuck off Helen he's my husband and I love him"
and
shit
she does doesnt she?
Nope straight back to denial on that one. Cannot think about that right now
Because he clearly doesn't feel the same way or he'd have told her personally, not to a crowd of people. And Megamind thinks she was exaggerating because he’s also thinking where was this in vegas? And Roxanne is forcibly reminded she can't be the damsel if she's married to the hero so she is never going to see him again unless its for an interview which means she has to spend the rest of her life chasing him down in the van with fucking hal and ow ow ow
So they leave the party and Megamind drops her home only for Roxanne to find her apartment full of boxes as she is also being kicked out of her apartment as she is no longer acting damsel.
So she grabs a bag and tracks down the lair and oh hi husband can I live with you or not?
Hi wife yes please say (stay forever please stay forever) which is where we get the SECOND there was only one bed because half the lair was demolished in the last big battle and there is no space for another room right now and of course they have to keep sharing a room or Minion will get suspicious
this bed is much smaller than the giant orgy sized one in vegas
good thing they’re already getting used to waking up in one another’s arms
Roxanne does manage to ask for a small room to use as an office because she needs somewhere to cry and she's used to living alone but wow does this feel like moving in...
And that brings us to chapter 6ish?
#Rings#Megamind#fic plotting#give me all the feedback#fic by comittee#because there is no garuantee any of this is going to stay this way#but I needed to get it down#so I could keep writing#I will plot the rest out later#and go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight#ahahahahahahaha#bug is writing a thing
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I still need to post the wips for this cosplay. But finally have it ,as it was with a pal. Room was cleaned up and fixed to fit this big cosplay. I made this cosplay for halloween and I'm still working on it. Plushtrap hands and arms needs cracks. His lights in eyes fell out when moving it. So I will need to fix them. Velcro tape probably wasn't wise lmao. His eyes fog up in heat to cold temperatures. I need help finding out how to fix that. I want to add eyelids. Not ones that mechanically move. More of the ones you can move on your own with hands. I want to make him able to express for pics in a way. Anyone have any idea how to do so? If so send video or tell me what I need to do it. I'm gonna make joints to attach to the arms and legs. So he can look more robotic. Maybe add something like a endo back of the head thing. Dont know. It will be awhile for me to update him cause I need to get supplies. Hot glue gun, glue sticks, fabric scissors. I know these are easy things to get. But I haven't left the house in so long. Barly went out to town today XD. But yea. I'm happy to have him back and be able to finish the cosplay up. I'm still making the wip posts and stuff. But my uh what's the word. Attention span to edit things is just not good. Shsfsd. Well here he is my plushtrap cosplay. I will try to post a full body of his suit on when I can fix some things on it. #fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #plushtrap #fnafcosplay https://www.instagram.com/p/CA_wotUHp0r/?igshid=i2jqee6iaf4n
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this is not your ordinary tour post.
you’re probably rolling your eyes rn, but it’s true because i’ve already had all my reputation shows. this is a thank you post to @taylorswift. to thank her for the out of body experience that happened on 5-12-18. above is a picture of me. i’m sam!! and i would do anything for taylor allison swift!!
i’ve been a swiftie since 2014, but i wish i could go back in time and have become a swiftie earlier in my life! but don’t you dare doubt me when i say that i know every word to every song, from i’d lie to mary’s song, from sweeter than fiction to come in with the rain, from shake it off to you belong with me! my room is plastered in posters of @taylorswift and i finally decided to start a tumblr.
i remember watching the new romantics tour video and thinking “i can’t even imagine seeing her in real life” because for the past 4 years i’ve just been watching her life in pictures, dreaming impossible dreams. but then...
reputation dropped. the blackout happened. i didn’t know what was going on, i was excited and scared. but i knew that taylor swift was not over. look what you made me do dropped. i remember crying on my floor and asking my cat if it was real. if it was real that taylor was back. i played look what you made me do on repeat until gorgeous dropped, then call it what you want. and then reputation dropped. and i just about died. it’s still the best album i’v ever heard from anybody, and i’m just so happy that i’m able to be a swiftie in this era. but one thing that stood out was that there would be a freaking tour. i had a chance. i looked at the tour dates. santa clara is 4 hours away, easy, and the tickets were pricey, but i wished and wished and wished.
it happened. it was new years eve, my 13th birthday. (coincidence??? i think not) my family was driving home from going out to lunch and my mom said, “you know what, why don’t you open some presents a little early” and i was like “heck yes” and she handed me this giant bag. everything was tied with a ribbon, so i had to pull everything out one by one. first, it was mt 5th copy of reputation, then it was the reputation t shirt, and then it was another target magazine, and then... lyrics written on cards. i was already crying from the merch, but then... there was a little envelope at the end. i opened it, and i started sobbing. i screamed so loud, because there in my hands, were two reputation tour tickets. i kept screaming “i’m going to breath the same air as her?? be in the same stadium as her???”
i got to work. i had 5 months till tour, and i spent those five months counting down the days, fantasizing about costumes and the set list, watching that new romantics video but with more positive thoughts in mind. i made me costume, i made me sign. i was ready for it.
spoiler alert: i was NOT ready for it
my mom and i drove the 4 hours, listening to @taylorswift the whole way. funny story: our car got broken into, so we stopped at my aunt and uncle’s house, and i thought it was literally the sweetest thing that when i walked in, they were playing shake it off in their kitchen. for me. so that’s why the window is taped up. but we didn’t let it affect our concert, we shook it off.
we got to the stadium, safe and sound. my heart was pounding, i was shaking and breathing heavily when i got there. i had to throw my sign away, but i was good with it.
i got my very own snake ring at the merch trucks, and a tour t shirt that is probably my most prized possesion. again, words cannot describe how freaked out i was. i was saying “you mean... taylor allison swift is less than a mile away from me right now???”
i painted my nails to say “i heart ts” and i drew a 13 on my hand.
my mom was sick but she still came to the concert with me, so we were getting an iced coffee for her. but while we were in line... the lights turned off. the stadium went black. i screamed, my mom and i ran to our seats. we stumbled through people rushing to their seats, but we made it. i was sobbing. the iconic “BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN” began after the iconic opening video and by then i was hyperventilating. @taylorswift came on and i was screaming and i kept saying to my mom “she’s right there!! taylor swift is right there!!!” and i was a mess but i think i was the mess she wanted.
my mom took a ton of pictures of me screaming the lyrics, i think this was during ready for it.
idsb was probably my favorite part of the show. i was shook and wigless from the vocal shows and the insane fireworks. at this point i was screaming “THIS IS THE BEST PART MOM THIS IS THE BEST SONG”
and then at the end of idsb she smiled that smile of hers and looked out at that endless ocean of crowd and i realized i was part of that endless ocean of crowd so i just kept screaming at the top of my lungs “I LOVE YOU TAYLOR” and “I WOULD DIE FOR YOU”
taylor did a speech before gorgeous and called me gorgeous and that really does a lot for your self esteem so
love story and style and you belong with me were amazing, the holy trinity honestly.
she played look what you made me do and I SAW KARYN BUT I DIDN’T KNOW HER NAME YET and i was probably the only one singing the background vocals in end game and it felt a m a z i n g
she did her little delicate speech and i was like “PREACH GURL” because she started talking about her break and how feeling lonely is different than feeling alone and i really felt that ya’ know? literally anything that comes out of her mouth is gold.
and then this queen pulled the best day out of her little pocket full of sunshine and surprise songs from 2009??? and it was really emotional for me and my mom because that’s our song and we both were singing it together and hugging and i started crying again.
SHE SANG BLANK SPACE AND I DID THE SANTA CLARA BACKGROUD VOCAL THING OFC AND I LOOK AT HER HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I’M SO PROUD OF HER VOCAL SKILLS
also i witnessed @taylorswift take off her dress but it’s cool it’s chill nobody freaking out over there i was completely calm and composed you know how i feel about taylor swift, i just think she’s alright and everything she does is nothing special
and then the bad blood and SHOULD’VE SAID NO mashup came on and i died and rose up from the dead to take this picture my mom was like “let’s take a picture” and i was like “i’m too busy dancing” but then i let her take a picture of me...
the humming. the humming in don’t blame me. could it be... my STAN SONG??? THE BEST SONG TAYLOR ALLISON SWIFT HAS EVER RELEASED?? HUH?? ALL THE VOCALS AND THE BRIDGE AND THE CHORUS AND EVERY SINGLE LYRIC MY HEART WAS POUNDING I WAS THE LOUDEST ONE IN THE STADIUM AND I DIED DEAD DONT BLAME MEEEEE
also LONG LIVE AND NEW YEARS DAY um excuse me while i drown in my tears
POEMS WERE READ TEA WAS SPILLED and then i heard “no nothin good starts in a getaway car” and I L O S T I T
here i am in hysterics again, screaming “WE NEVER HAD A SHOTGUN SHOT IN THE DARK”
(i’m skipping around bc i don’t have that many pictures)
the “oooOOOOooOOOOh” in WANEGBT started playing and once again, i lost my composure.
in conclusion, it was the best night of my entire life. and i’m serious about that. i saw @taylorswift with my own eyes. i saw her in real life, her hot glue gun scar and her hella good hair, and it was unforgettable. i saw her play the album that i love so dearly. she taught me lessons in that stadium, lessons about loneliness and love and disappearance. no, i didn’t meet her in reproom. obviously i wanted to (i would give anything to) but it wasn’t about meeting her.
it was about being with her. being too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet with her. in that stadium, i felt free of judgement and i was able to dance and sing and have the time of my life. and for that, i want to thank @taylorswift. for putting on a show that i’ll look back on and smile and possibly cry. i want to thank the dancers and the band and the background singers for making it even better, and i want to thank the people who clean up the glitter after the party. thank you @taylorswift. ever since may 12th, i’ve been doin’ better than i ever was.
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hmmmm.... 13, 17, and 19 maybe?? (for the DnD askmeme)
Thank you so much for asking me these!!! You don’t know how happy it made me! Sorry if this gets long
13. Introduce your current party.
okay so im in three campaigns at the moment and that would take forever to write so ill just introduce one of them (though if youd like to hear about the others or thurg just ask). So there are five pcs in this campaign: a fighter, a cleric, a monk, a rouge, and a wizard.
So first we have Jesper, tinkerer extraordinaire and gun smith. Earnest and doe eyed, innocent little Jesper. He’s an atheist and a pacifist, he cried for three days after the first person he killed. Refuses to believe in divinity after meeting a literal goddess. Believes in the good in others, a little too trusting at times, willing to bet his life on almost any deal. Smart and friendly sunshine boy. Once lost pool to a duck. Has saved all our asses at some point. Got a little broken a few sessions back after a particularly harrowing series of fights. Most recently single handedly lit the fuse of the bomb that killed 600 people, has yet to deal with that.
Next there’s Samara, a shifter who conceals her race. An assassin turned doctor, she works to make up for the sins of her past. Wont take bullshit from anyone, tried to refuse to speak to her deity once. Really would just like to take a nap. Other than that ??? (her player doesnt interact much)
Now for Rajani your local rebel, fashion icon, and mom friend. Total party glue, where would we be without her nobody knows (dead we would be dead). Talk shit get hit, painfully multiple times. Catchphrase “hit me bitch” has only regretted it once. Big heart, bigger wardrobe. Has a literal kickass prosthetic. Would probably adopt half the party if they werent already adults with parents. She is a terrifying force to be reckoned with, do not anger her, i repeat do not anger her
Next we have Aralie, bitingly sarcastic stabby person. She has at least 26 daggers on her at any given time, she has used most if not all of them. If youre an asshole dont let her in your home, on a totally unrelated note she has a knack for finding and stealing shiny things. Grew up on the streets and will do anything in her power to help orphaned children. Is somehow the only one who can speak celestial. Will make you face the hardest judge of all, yourself. Do not engage in battle you will end up with a face full of knife and you wont hear it coming. Will probably get herself killed by refusing a health potion
And for last, certainly the strangest, we have Gary a literal duck. Honestly a bit of an asshole. Has three bullet holes in his hat, will likely attain more soon. Has been threatened to be made into duck soup many times. Intelligence 20, Wisdom 0, once got himself arrested on a naval base for impersonating a naval officer while said officer was escorting the party. Continues to buy sushi from the sketchiest place ever despite it making him sick every single time. Has decided to multiclass into monk. As a duck, he has no hands or feet
17. What are some house rules that your group has?
Umm, I’m kind of blanking here so Ill see what i can think of:
if you can explain exactly how it works you can do it
if you are capable of creating the materials for a spell you can cast it without a focus (duck poop contains sulfur, if you have enough duck poop you can cast fire ball)
exploding critical- if you roll maximum on a damage die for a critical hit, you get to roll it again and keep adding until it doesnt roll maximum
critical heal- before casting a healing spell or drinking a potion, roll a d20 on a 20 heal maximum from spell/potion
19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?
Oh my goodness, yes do we. Dice jail is real, if it consistently performs poorly it gets sent away and another set takes its place (rip me for rolling four nat 1s in a row with three different dice sets). Dice roll best when they are assigned to the character you are rolling them for, they dont do so hot if assigned to another character. Always leave your dice with the highest number up, it trains them. Dont let the DM use your dice, they will be corrupted.
#caeliulpis#ask#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#bonus points if you can guess which character is mine#I wrote out the character explanations last night#but my draft didn't save#I'm so upset with that#so the explanations could be better
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five stars is five facts so1.) i lost my black glasses and i broke my blue glasses please dont tell my parents2.) i once was up till 11 pm in second grade and because of being so overtired i thought it would be a good idea to touch the tip of a hot glue gun with my whole hand over and over again to see what would happen3.) idk if this is too personal or not but i have a dent in one of my teeth bc the orthodontist like, went too far with the drill when taking my braces off sdfgf4.) as some of you know, i have a boyfriend named kyle, who is a 4 foot tall inflatable alien i got at the fair last year (which is a joke meaning im actually sad, lonely, and have never dated anyone before :'D ). he sits in a chair by my bed all day. also btw, come september its our 1 year anniversary!!! woo5.) when i was in seventh grade i created the blooperz characters and i wanted to make a full on animated series with ms paint and wmm and made a whole website for it and "hired" some of my friends as voice actors too. it never actually got made but. oh well
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