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mallleus · 2 months
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Canon Beel doesn’t really like Mammons food
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devildomditzy · 1 year
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Hey 🥰🥰 congrats on the milestone sweetie!! 💕
May I request Mammon + 💐🤗 + “Do you remember when we first met?”
I thought ab making it sfw, something romantic. I think you'll enjoy it. Everything for our hubby hah 💕💕 he's so wholesome! Tbh can't wait to see what you'll come up with! Have a nice day! ❤️
aaaahh hi! thank you 🥺 you’re such a good artist everytime i see you in my feed i’m like, what are you doing here? im just a little guy.
like a little rat chef, i will cook something up for you!
(This got way too long I’m sorry LMAO, I have feelings for him)
Also, this one is a liiillll suggestive
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He’s been really antsy since you fell ass first onto Satan.
He’s been really fidgety since the whole hellfire newt syrup incident.
He’s been really shy since Solomon brought you back to the Devildom for undisclosed reasons.
He’s been really docile since your return.
And for the LIFE of you, you can’t figure out why.
You tried interrogating the others, hoping to gather any information as to why Mammon was being… well… less of a dick to you in general.
You always had this playful back and forth with the second born that you had come to love. But, with his usual bite gone, you began to worry something was just wrong.
“Hun, you always make him all fidgety. And sweaty. It’s really gross”, Asmo says, scrunching up his face in disgust.
You huff, rolling over on his bed to face him. “I’m aware. But this is worse than usual. It’s like he’s scared of me all of a sudden. Like he’s avoiding me.”
“We’ll, Id say he’d be an idiot to ignore the likes of you, but he’s also, quite frankly, always an idiot.”
“Azzy”, you deadpan, sending him a pointed look. He throws his hands up in defeat.
“Okay, okay! I get it. You see something in my poor, stupid older brother. And while I can’t fathom what that is, I know he sees something in you too. We all do, but he definitely wants to fuck you.”
“Asmo! Not helping!”
The avatar of lust continues staring at his nails, fussing with a bottle of polish as he fills in any visible gaps.
“Hmm… have you tried being direct? Sometimes you have to be direct with these men. Ya know, take what you want?”, he glances in your direction, licking his lips.
“I’m just trying to figure out why he’s ignoring me! I’m not trying to get into his pants.”
“A shame, really.”
“Asmo!”
“Here’s an idea! Let’s spy on him!”, he sings, eyes blowing wide with excitement.
“What? No! No, I can’t do that. That’s like, an invasion of privacy!”
“Oh, and you think he hasn’t done the same to you?”
Your face falls a bit as you question him, “…has he?”
Asmo lays a tentative hand on top of your. “Sweetie, we all have.”
“Huh. Like together or?”
“Not important!”, he smiles, “What is important is that we get this show on the road so we can get intel.”
The sickening grin on his face does nothing to settle your nerves.
That’s how you find yourself here, comically shoved up against Asmo as you shared a bench in town square, peering out at the subject of your affection from behind a copy of the latest edition of the RAD newspaper.
“There is absolutely no way he won’t spot us”, you grumble to the strawberry blonde.
“He will if you don’t be quiet! Now watch!”
“What is he doing?”
“It looks like he’s buying something from that stand. ~Oh, could it be?”
You don’t like the glint in Asmo’s voice.
“Could what be?”
“It looks like he did listen to my advice”, he smooths. You can hear the smirk in his voice.
“What advice? Asmo what’s going on? What aren’t you telling me!”, you try to sound urgent, but you have a feeling he won’t tell you either way.
“No need to worry love”, he chirps, “Looks like my dear older brother will be back in your good graces soon enough”. He grabs your wrist, dragging you back towards the house with a force you know you cannot break free from.
“H-Hey!”
“Just trust me on this one hun!”
As night begins to fall, you sit alone in your dorm room nervously biting your thumbnail. You and Asmo’s rendezvous did nothing to quell you worry, and on top of that the fifth eldest was being cryptic as hell since you got back to the house.
A knock on your door pulls you out of your thoughts. “Asmo, I already told you if you’re not going to tell me what he’s doing, leave me alo-”
The words die in your throat as you rip open the door to be met with the piercing eyes of the second born.
“M-Mammon…hey uh, what are you doing-”
Once more you go quiet, eyes flitting down to where he held a large bouquet of yellow roses.
As you return your gaze to his face, you find him beet red, and almost…shaking?
“I uh- I-I, I got these flowers and I just thought you’d want them. N-No reason! I-In fact, they weren’t for you! They were for u-uhhh…little d no. 2! Yeah! But since I can’t find him, you can have ‘em.”
You lean against the door frame, crossing your arms across your chest, smiling up at him.
“Uh huh, little d no. 2, huh? What made you want to buy him a dozen roses?”
“What? Can’t a proud papa bring his son some flowers?”
“Oh, so now you admit he’s your son?”
“I-I didn’t. I mean- Ugh! Here! Just take ‘em!”, he exclaims shoving them into your hands, pushing past you into your room. You swear you hear him mumble “pain in my ass”, to himself. You can’t stop the grin that spreads on your face.
You shut the door, making sure to lock it. Something tells you this isn’t going to be a normal conversation, and the last thing you need is Levi bursting in asking you if you want to watch the latest episode of “Help! My Mystical Girlfriend Turned Into A Cat and Now I Want to Be One Too!”
He sits on the edge of your bed, hands nervously gripping his knees for dear life. His gaze is fixed on a spot on your floor, and you can’t help but tease him.
“My floor that interesting, huh?”
He snaps out of his stupor, turning to look at you. You swear you see him gulp.
“So, what’s up with you? Ever since I came back, I feel like you’ve been distant. I missed you Mams, and now I’m here and you’re avoiding me?”
It takes him a beat, but he squeaks out a small “sorry.”
You hum, a small noise of recognition before scooting a little closer to him on the bed. He visibly tenses.
“Mamm-”
“DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET?”, he nervously lets out, cutting you off. He still won’t make eye contact.
“Of course I do. How could I forget!”, you giggle. “It’s the first time someone threatened to eat me if I didn’t give them all my ‘mortal possessions’”.
He seems to loosen up a bit at the joke, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Yeah, I was kinda a dick back then.”
“Oh? Only back then?”
“Watch it!”
You suppress your laughter as he continues.
“At first, I only saw ya as a pain in my ass. AND ya still are. B-But then I got to know ya and we started doin’ everythin’ together and… I dunno”, he trails off.
“You don’t know…what?”, you question.
He runs a hand over the half of his face not cover by his glasses. His eyes close as he takes a deep breath.
He turns his position to better face you, eyes now looking directly into yours.
“I guess…I dunno when you became so important to me.”
“Oh.”
You’re both quiet for a moment.
“Asmo told me I should tell ya, but I’m no good at this stuff,” he gives a small forced chuckle. “And I probably wouldn’t have realized, but yer leavin’ back to the human realm…I think you took a part of me with ya.”
“Oh.”
“An essentially I guess I’m tryin to say…dammit..I’m tryin to say… GIVE IT BACK, OKAY?!”
Your eyes widen in surprise at his sudden raise in voice. “And how do I go about doing that, Mammon?”
He seems to pick up a bit of his usually bravado, finally getting out with it. “Well, obviously if ya take something from the Avatar of Greed, ya gotta pay it back, with interest.”
You smirk, leaning into his personal space, bringing your face closer to his, eyes glancing down to his lips.
“Oh yeah? Can I sign up for your payment plan?”, you mumble, trying to express your need with your movements.
He almost shoots backwards before catching himself, composing his nerves and moving his eyes to your own lips. “I dunno, ya could be payin’ it back yer whole life. Might still not be off the hook after that.”
“Mmm, I better get started then”, you whisper, leaning in to close the gap between the two of you.
He tastes sweeter than you ever imagined, lips slowly molding to your own as you feel goosebumps beginning to form. One of his hands wraps around you, tentatively holding you closer to him, not letting you go, never letting you go.
You lean back after a beat to get some much needed air in your lungs. He shakily breathes out, eyes closed like he still can’t believe what just happened.
You smirk at him as you reach a hand up to his cheek, thumb running gently back and forth.
“Will this destroy my credit, golden boy?”
He opens his eyes, gaze much more intense now as he looks toward you, something unreadable in his eyes.
“No. But… we might just destroy this bed frame”, he grins wolfishly as he pulls you down.
Huh. What do you know? Asmo was right about something.
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