sapphic senate hanging out at the mall (someone’s probably got a small ban, if not a lifelong one)

bestie, you know all of them are banned from at least one shop for one reason or another <3 here we goo (full disclosure i'm no expert in american malls and even less so from the 80s so if something doesn't make sense assume it's a modern day au or they're in a mall i made up myself)

nancy "designated driver" wheeler will pretend she's not excited about driving her besties and her gf to the mall, but she will make them pay for gas and a little treat for her <3

vickie and chrissy will jump out of the car at the first sight of the mall and will take their sweet time before getting back at the end of the day. partially to annoy nancy, mostly to avoid catching ronance fully making out

be gay do crime!! girls will be shoplifting accidentally (robin), to spite a rude shop owner (nancy), because fuck capitalism (vickie), and because cute girls shouldn't have to pay (chrissy) aka vickie is the first one to get banned from a shop! robin has to pay nancy for losing the bet

Local Woman Irreversibly Damages Escalator, Authorities Perplexed. Chrissy Cunningham Temporarily Banned From Starcourt Mall

food court time!! chaos time!! they share, they try a little bit of everything, they have very different tastes, chrissy adds hot sauce to everything regardless if it's her food or not, nancy has stabbed vickie with a plastic fork before and she will do it again, robin is stressed, and yeah she slipped one time and threw her food and one thing led to another and there was a small fire and yeah she's banned. but jokes on them because her girlfriend was already banned from half of the places because "she said no pickles 🔪🔪!!!!"

they have a though time choosing what movie to watch. one time they parted ways to watch 4 different movies, they gave up bc they missed each other and left halfway through to be reunited. that's also where they're banned collectively because they couldn't hold back their gay reaction when *very important gay movie from whatever year this is* premiered (robin stood up on a chair and it broke. vickie threw her drink at a man who was talking. nancy broke someone's phone that rang during the movie. chrissy ran up to kiss the screen)