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serpensortiamaxima · 1 month
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It just occurred to me that, because of the chosen timeline for HL, our MC would see 11-yo Albus Dumbledore get sorted in Gryffindor at the beginning of their 7th year.
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Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)
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maddy-ferguson · 10 months
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i don't like j0pper either but when people say joyce should've stayed with bob they always lose me because i have a hard time believing she even liked the man
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galaxyzone · 6 months
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What are some of your favorite unintentionally funny DPA quotes/moments? Like things that aren't meant to or supposed to be funny but just make you chuckle for some reason? Here are some of mine:
Julia: Well you know that, and I know that, but do the ghosts know that?
Kate: It scared you twice!
Eric, when Jason demands that he stays back from going to find Joey: Well fuck you too.
Conrad: Sure, it's freaky and it's disgusting and a little depraved, but they are just a bunch of dead bodies and I am sure they are going to stay dead.
Charlie: I know what betrayal sounds like!
Andrew, after seeing Mary burned at the stake: (flatly) I don't know about that..
Julia: There were things walking around with his face on them, Alex's face, it… It was horrifying.
Jamie: It's blood! 👹Blood, Charlie!👹
Charlie, about the blood: Alright, it's a little odd.
"John/Angela was impressed by Andrew's ability to throw rocks at windows."
The way the Devil in Me characters just kneel with their hands open & blank expressions on their faces when waiting to boost another character up.
Jason flicking Nick in the head when he asks if he can count on him.
When the burned demon grabs Taylor in "Reflections" and she rolls backwards on her head💀
Almost all of the non-fatal QTE fails lmao
I know there are more but these are the first ones I thought of😅 Feel free to add yours!❤
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homeb0ys · 5 months
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my new fave thing is making really shitty edits putting santa hats on homelander in random scenes from the boys
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From what I’ve seen you can put doctor who actors into one of two categories, either:
a) person who’s been a long time fan of the show
b) person who knows fuck all about the world their character is in
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elliebartlets · 6 months
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so like I’ve obviously heard of boygenius but the only song I’ve heard of theirs is not strong enough and the first time I heard it the “always an angel never a god” reminded me of nirvana, specifically the repetition of “all in all is all we are” at the end of all apologies. and then I find that they mimicked two nirvana photo shoots lmao
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littlealexhorne · 1 year
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more rankings of the tmnz men bc i can
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Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family
#fucking hell#it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister#who was equally dreading the day#my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt#then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present)#multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way.#combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high#weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells.#this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing.#then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on.#my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence#i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum#who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?)#me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting.#Which amuses the bored and the deaf#but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed#they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes#finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism*#still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously#(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something)#me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room#and made things appear that should not be there#I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go#you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room.#i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear#I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that.#the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well#she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer#maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk.#can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important
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lesbiansanemi · 3 months
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Every now and then someone will follow me and in their ridiculously long DNI it will say “Renkaza shippers do not interact” and in that moment I always just. Have so many questions
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pointsfortrying · 1 year
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Wtnv having made it this far in the tumblr sexyman polls has ignited something primal in tumblr users and i think that's beautiful
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i have done everything to make myself as tired as possible so i can sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow but im wide awake😭
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Guys what does it look like when your Wizard dissociates™. Holly's pupils get super fucken big and soulful like a cat's and then their Storm magic makes it so that lightbulbs pop off in the distance
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kithj · 9 months
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i really really wish people that leave one star ratings would also leave like. any kind of feedback. did you encounter game breaking bugs and it frustrated you? were there a lot of grammar/spelling errors? did you just not like the story for xyz reason? didn't like the characters because this or that? is it something i can improve on or is it just personal taste? or are you just the average fragile transphobe/homophobe? i would genuinely love to know
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craycraybluejay · 13 days
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schizo lizard stare + 'piercingly colored' + deeply disinterested to way too interested eyes = people will openly and deliberately move to the other side to not be near you and you never know whether to find this amusing or somewhat irritating
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mxalmighty · 2 months
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me; rambles in tags of things
people who relog that thing after me, reusing/highlighting my tag rambles;
me;
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