#idk shits happening yall lol
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okay im back with more for this arranged marriage AU! Heres the last thing i wrote
this time i made something longer--Asmo and MC doing their little meeting/date before agreeing to marriage
its fun check it out :]
the only warning is "an upset asmo getting in ur personal space'" other than that i think thats it!
Tomorrow you were supposed to meet your possible future fiancé. This type of affair was not a first time thing for you so you already had an idea of how things would go. Which was the two of you being forced to interact for several hours.
Though you knew what was coming, was it not possible to be a little nervous considering who it was you were meeting?
Asmodeus Morningstar--one of the most influential families in Nefarelin. Their was no shortage of exceptional members in that tree. And to be crass, every other potential spouse you met before were like dried leaves in comparison.
And this didn't even factor Asmodeus's own appeal and popularity. You'd only seen him in passing a few times but you could tell he was quite beautiful even from a distance. On top of that, the general public were strangely obsessed with him. You weren't completely sure why, but he must be very likeable if that's the case.
God, how many people have probably asked for his hand in marriage by now? You could only wonder.
All around it would be pretty foolish to turn this down. And that's why you were nervous…. Your parents were giving you a choice. But it was one of those choices where the answers were 'yes' or 'hmm, okay I suppose'. You did not want to know what would happen if you dare declined.
You'd already considered the logistics of this situation, dwelled on it for days. And it would definitely be a loveless marriage from your side. And that was something normal…but you were fine with how your life was currently! You didn't want to deal with any expectations romantic or otherwise from a spouse.
And what about Asmodeus.
He was well loved by many, had a reputation for enjoying the nightlife and being the center of attention. It seemed highly unlikely that a man like him was looking to "settle down" all of a sudden!
Your hands stop fiddling with your hair.
Wait.
Maybe this arrangement could work.
~
God this is so uncomfortable.
Maybe you underestimated Asmodeus. For some reason the first time your eyes met his saccharine ones, you struggled with maintaining contact. Each time, it felt like he was staring straight into your mind.
Perhaps it was just your nerves but either way you were overwhelmed. You didn't feel like yourself so had trouble talking.
Luckily for you, Asmodeus didn't notice or didn't care as he had been talking nonstop this entire time.
"Hellooo?"
"Oh--sorry what did you say?"
Asmodeus repeats his question while fanning himself. "I asked if you wanted to rest for a minute. I need a break from the sun."
"Okay…"
It was sunny today but not too hot to take a walk. Though you had been outside for a good while with Asmodeus. You both make your way to a gazebo that provided good shade around this time of day.
You rest your elbows on on of the railings and prop your head in your hands. A small sigh escapes you.
"Can you make it any more obvious that you don't want to be here?"
Asmodeus rests a small distance away, smiling but you're not so sure if he's being lighthearted about it.
It was a fair observation. These meetings always felt like a waste of time to you. They were forced interactions. The worst type. And you already knew you'd agree with the arranged marriage at the end anyways.
"Sorry, I'm just a little tired."
You look back at him and try to give a friendly(?) smile. Actually why not just be straightforward now?
"It's kind of hard to believe you want to get married. It doesn't seem like something that would interest someone like you."
"Eh…I guess there comes a time in everyone's life where they think about these things."
Very vague.
Asmodeus leans back in his chair, looking up as if he's scraping through his brain. "But I don't recall running into you beforehand. I definitely would have remembered…so how would you know that?"
"I've heard a lot about you. Kind of impossible not to."
You had a bit of an idea about him before this whole situation. But once it got out that he was "interested" in proposing, well the maids had no problem telling you everything they knew. It was definitely not all true, but it pretty much confirmed what you already felt.
"That makes sense. Isn't it great that now you get to experience me in person instead of by word-of-mouth~"
"…Uh huh. Well I feel like I should tell you now. That I plan to say yes."
"Say yes?"
"Say yes to marrying you."
You watch for any negative reactions but nothing. Though you were still sure he wasn't really interested in marriage.
"…Oh?"
"Listen I understand if you were forced into this position. In fact, I'm sure that you were. And to be honest I've never been partial to marriage myself. I always thought it wasn't in the cards for me…"
You take a step away from the railing closer to Asmodeus. "But wouldn't it be foolish to say no?
Outside of the benefits it would have for my family. You're definitely one of the most sought after bachelors…and well just look at you. I'm almost a little envious…"
Asmodeus's curious face changes to something else. Something you can't really place your finger on. You just knew he didn't look very pleased.
"Well at least I know you're not blind." His fingers play with his fringe. "And that's all fine and dandy but…"
When Asmodeus stands and looks back at you your heart skips a beat. You take a step back as he takes one forward. "I hope you're ready to handle me because I don't think you can."
Oh my god what was happening?
You were frozen in place as Asmodeus trapped you against the railing between his arms. You didn't even think to push him away and just stood there stupidly.
"I-I…"
Rustling sounds from a nearby hedge, but when you both look in the direction of the noise there's giggling and the sound of retreating people.
You sigh. At least someone was enjoying the show.
You gently push at Asmodeus's chest so you can make space.
"Sorry sometimes the staff gets bored haha…er should we h-head back?"
"If that's what you want."
Asmodeus turns away from you. "I just want you to know that since this marriage is just a title I'll be sticking to my usual. Hope you don't mind~" He walks away humming to himself.
Your brows furrow…that man. Why'd he have to do all that? You weren't expecting anything different in the first place?
You let out a huge sigh. Was this going to be the norm from now on?
Well at least you both were on the same page about the marriage…. but you couldn't help but think a serious misunderstanding just occurred.
#U know when ur playing a game and you pick the wrong dialogue choice#Anyways got kinda lost there at the end#I was like...hmm i hope this makes sense!#i dont wanna overthink this and get tired too fast cause i would like to come up with more stuff before i get bored#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmodeus x reader#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me nightbringer#anyways...not me using miscommunication for drama#dont worry itll be fixed quickly cause mc cant take the heat for long#and is like...whats ur freaking problem?? i didnt do anything to you??#and asmo is still being passive aggressive but explains#and mc is like...im not trying to use u??#i thought we could have a kinda mutual beneficial relationship here...?#or something like that#idk shits happening yall lol#Nefarelin is a made up place#i pulled from thin air#cause i didnt wanna say devildom lol
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The sketch I mentioned in p1. Not done but idk if I will be lol. I’m tired
#neil josten#idk I felt like uploading the sketch#not finished#aftg#i picture this as him after being a menace and getting the shit beat out of him on the court#idk that’s something that probably happens a lot#when Andrew isn’t around#I’ll update when I finish it lol#if I do idk his mouth was driving me insane#all for the game#the foxes#the foxhole court#when I said his mouth I ment drawing it was hard lol#that sounded weird when I reread it#can yall tell I have a drawing kink for them in each other’s clothes lol
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the one thing i feel pretty certain about for this episode is that america will not decide the election. a decision will be made, a president will be elected, but america will not be the deciding factor.
succession can’t mimic 2016 or 2020 point blank, that would be boring and have nothing to say. it can’t try to outdo trump because it’ll go too whacky and fall flat like veep’s last season (sorry conheads, no way he’s winning). but what it CAN do is illustrate the immensely corrupt, often arbitrary, and hugely influential nature of news media and conglomerations on political processes. i think probably jimenez will be in the lead, then atn/waystar does something to, i don’t know, discount votes or cast suspicion on jimenez or call the election for mencken early, and the tide will shift, even though the votes are already in. the votes don’t actually matter. the actual result doesn’t actually matter. that’s the power logan (and as an extension, billionaires and CEOs in general) hold. shiv says it herself to logan in s4e2: “just cause you say it’s true doesn’t make it true. everyone just fucking agrees with you and believes you, so it becomes true and then you can turn around and say like, 'oh, you see? see? i was right.'” but it doesn’t matter that logan’s “a human fucking gaslight,” everything he says comes true anyways. not because he was right, but because that’s how it works. he says things and then they happen, regardless of what the truth is or what should actually come to pass. that’s been one of the key throughlines since the very first episode of the entire show when, in response to kendall calling logan out of touch because times are changing and logan isn't changing with them, logan hisses that everyone always says you’re wrong until you do it and prove you were right: “you make your own reality.” you can't miss the bus if you're the one driving it. the election, the votes, the political process? none of that matters. it was always going to come down to the roys and their ilk (allies or enemies, just the top 1%) — that was the whole point of “what it takes” (the mencken episode) last season, after all.
i’ve seen lots of theories about what america will choose and how the candidates will respond and all that and i just don’t think that’s the show’s focus; i think the whole point is to demonstrate the lack of agency, the illusion of democracy. because, i mean, we’ve already seen the fall of democracy via fascist election and fascist election-denial, both in real life and in the countless (usually mid) satires created afterwards. it would be disappointing to see succession use the election to reiterate that same point of 'ohhh alt-right ahhhhh!!!' i don’t think it’ll be about ‘fascism’ at all — at least, not ‘trump-y’ fascism. it’ll be about fascism in the broader sense, the kind that doesn't sport a KKK hood (even when it keeps one tucked away in the attic). it's the fascism that every single roy (very much including shiv and kendall) aid and abet -- the fascism that so many succession fans don't seem to regard as fascism, despite it quite literally being the definition of fascism. trump wasn’t the entrance of fascism into our political process. he wasn’t the lone sign of the failing of american democracy. democracy in america has long been illusory, trump just made it more blatantly evident with his particular brand of hate-speech-ridden masculinist in-your-face fascism.
so i think that’s what this episode will hopefully focus on — america will not decide. corporations, news media, and the roys will. thus, the president will most likely become president not because the country supports his policies the most, but because he’s likely to agree to help block a business deal for a major media empire, and the other candidate is unlikely to. and this will likely come to pass due to said major media empire's interference and influence: they create their own reality. they say it, and everyone agrees with them and believes them, so it becomes true.
#WOOF okay here's my unnecessary ~thematic prediction~ for this episode#i have some more like random thoughts ab what'll happen but those r less thought out and more throwing shit at the wall etc#but i've been thinking a lot ab this ep n idk i just can't see any other way it could be done satisfyingly -- they can't just do 2016/2020#again. the focus has to be elsewhere. i have some specifics thoughts on details but again those r kinda random n will be in another post#after bizarrely getting a lot of things right this szn i know a lot of people are looking to me to see what i'll say for this ep and let me#remind yall that I AM LITERALLY JUST GUESSING BASED ON MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE SHOW AND HOW NARRATIVES#TEND TO WORK PARTICULARLY IN SUCCESSION! if i am wrong which i very well might be please do not crucify me. i know literally#nothing more than anyone else i'm just a random english/gov major who likes speculating about media ! that said if i end up right again#somehow then yes i am a prophet i am jesse armstrong i have never been wrong about anything in my life. etc#watch this age so poorly tho.#LOL#also fwiw i dont think the Shock etc is going to come from the election results - maybe possibly from the way things happen (i could see a#line of miscommunication resulting in fucked up outcomes etc which i can get into in another post) or a roy sibs moment but i just#don't think there's any way the results themselves cld be surprising. it's jimenez or mencken. it's not gonna be connor guys.#succession#succession spoilers#except not really. just succession speculation more than anything else#long post#succession speculation#100
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sometimes i think a little bit about how the Wyrm's ultimate Evil Ploy on Elora was to grant her heterosexual marriage and then not only does she turn that down but she and two lesbian knights defeat the evil AND THEN the Power Of Love comes in to save the heterosexual marriage guy but its literally just the power of his sister saying hey come back i miss you. and, dear readers, i find myself going insane a little
#like okay its most likely not that deep#but i remember losing it at the willow finale like oh my god#the end of the world is brought forth by a straight wedding. i mean thats gotta stand for something right#also kinda iphigeniacoded of elora to go to a marriage thats also her sacrifice#gonna be real with yall i saw a silly post of like kit and jade reacting to the Crone Kiss as like haha lesbians seeing straight kiss#and it just reminded me of that insane bit of idk maybe semi intentional#metaphorism#many thoughts and feelings about this. might be worth looking into more#lol the lowkey bisexual boorman confirmation before the fight too...... its almost like....... theres metaphors and allegories happening#again no doubt im being more deep abt this than necessary#tbh im just really fixated on the wedding. truly couldnt have done better if i was writing some kind of fancy play about heteronormativity#in fantasy settings#yeah#whatever#willow 2022#my shit
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OML y'all love me too much ❤️ y'all bumbarding my notifications and now I have to see who's liking or not liking or whatever
#chillll#yall really#love#me#like lol#i love yall too#trying to play character ai and then this happens#( new i have never seen blog name liked this*)#and im like#HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO FIND THIS!!! RIGHT NOWW#I HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS#I MUST LIKE EVERY POST OF ALL TIME!#then repeat#.#yeah idk#i love yall#tho
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Even when they ask, venting to people makes me feel like a tar pit lol
#E asked like what's up i havent seen u in years u never come when we gather like are u Ok#n i was thinking for so long like a way to explain without burdening them but also not seem like making generic excuses..#and after thinking for so long and not liking anything i was too tired to be coherent#so I just started writing.. and ended up venting without even asking if it was ok in 34 fucking messages lol#dropped as much as i could think of. cried in the bathroom for a while. played it cool in the gc#genuinely feel like concrete shoes on everyones feet every time i speak to anyone specifically my friends#like yeah friends r there to support u n shit but like. im well aware of how terribly tiring it gets when someone only#opens their mouth to vent lol#worrying about worrying them only adds to my worries. do you see my point#vent#personal#it is not only a chore and a pain (and a source of worries) to them but also to me#so they can like. pretend it's not happening. or keep poking to try and help. or silently slide off like w C#but idk which one would hurt less lol#even here w how often i vent i feel like yall see these type of post and just go ''ah. bottomless pit of despair again. dear god''#and that's not like. being unking towards yall. i get tired of /having/ to vent this much lol it is a lil freeing but#freeing like putting off a lil of the fire that is burning you alive is freeing. id much rather not have been on fire from the beginning yk
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A cropped screenshot of messages from Messenger sent by me. The app is in dark mode. At the top reads, "FRI AT 1:30 AM." The messages read:
crack idea
what if si Bill Cipher ipatong ko sa taas ng Christmas tree
BWAHAHHAHAAHHA joke lang
unless???
ewan HAHAHHHAHA makatulog na nga
Translated:
crack idea
what if I put Bill Cipher on top of the Christmas tree
BWAHAHHAHAAHHA just joking
unless???
Idk HAHAHAHHHAHA I'll just go to sleep
if I actually do this, will I successfully combine Halloween AND Christmas? /j
#[ 🗣️ | the magical girl speaks ]#with id#with image description#bill cipher#cipherposting#blorboposting#a dream demon?! in this catholic house?!?! /j#halloween#christmas#if any of yall come to me abt halloween being 'the devil's birthday' or some shit i will remind you that it was Hallow's Eve#what was it the eve of? ALL SAINTS' DAY#and by extension All Souls' Day.#I also happen to grow up + be Catholic so like. Idk you can't use that against me lol
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#what if i also am a mess this week 🤩#theres this banner marketing thing we ordered on monday that needed 5 business days and we needed by this monday#production started on it monday and they sent me a link to track progress and shit but the link didnt work#and i tried emailing them abt it and i had to email other ppl but i waited like a few days before doing that and ended up not getting iit#to work or anything and now we need the thing sent to somewhere by tomorrow afternoon#today afternoon lol and like they had the 5 business days they said they took for it so it Should be fine#but i literaly have no idea#bc the fucking progress link wouldnt work#and everyone i emailed to help w it werent responding over the weekend#so like im sending another email tomorrow morning at 8 lol to be like did yall send it pls bc i cant see TT#i feel like it's my fault if it doesnt happen and we wasted many money bc i've been handling the logistics and stuff for this thing#i know it's not rly but also i . couldve done some things earlier#anyway idk im not rly dwelling on that i just feel like#if i go on campus tomorrow and the banner is up im gonna start crying LMFAO#bc this is highkey stressing me out and i like to cry when im stressed 🥳#if it doesnt happen i will also start crying lmfao#i also always be overthinking things and just why cant i . not have such a negative perception of everything i SAY/do woohoo#afterparty for our show but im just crying bc release of this stress while everyone else is drinking#bro im not even nearly the most significant / high pressure board position and im likeeeejgndfndkfdkgdh lol#tbf tho marketing do be . the most during this week ig ;-;#also i need to go to sleep but i dont want to :D am excited for the show this week but i think i am#procrastinating actually having the week start bc it is kinda stresssssfulllllllll lolllllll#manifesting this fucking banner is up tomorrow#i will see it either in the morning idk if they put them up that early or#i guess when i leave the building in the afternoon but also i wont be facing the sign at all#or in the evening ;-; my only two chances to see#altho my friend might text me if she sees it when she goes like later morning i think#anyway *screaming* ran out of tags bye lol#jeanne talks
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my god. yesterday was a day.
#logbook#we had a tornado watch. wind advisory from 6am to 6pm . . .but it lasted longer lol.#plus between storms overnight a bunch of trees came down and most of the city (widespread city) lost power.#we at work lost power. and we had a delivery come that took an hr and like another half to unload. i didnt even begin to finish checking it#and i ya know. panicked bc i hadnt eaten all day bc no power to heat up food and i was tired and exhausted and stressed.#and i instictively was like. does my sup need to know. and the other admin is like. no.#and im like. oh yeah. yall are just gonna have to count everything and tag it all instead. nad i wont get blamed if its wrong or whatever?#crazy. . .she tried to kindly lecture me on letting things go and i was like. maam. thx. but thats not why it was an instinct response to#all thw bad shit ive dealt with lmao.#im just glad i wont have to work the weekend. even with or without power and all the damage they wont close. have fun guys.#see whatever happens at this nursery is soooooo much better than all the shit ive dealt with at l*wes so like. .im stronger than them in#some regards it seems like LMAO#yeah im a lil embarrassed but also im like. actually no sorry im not going to apologize for panicking bc it'd be genuine anywhere else.#anyways power was out at the house. i didnt eat until like. 6pm augh.#god im so tired. .idk when power came back on but it is.#im alive. . .im so glad for my days off.
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every time i think i’m adjusting and settling here something happens that makes me feel shitty :( i’m getting really tired
#i am trying so hard yall#i'm going to drinks every friday to try and not isolate myself and be social™ and normal™ or whatever#and for instance today it was so so cold but i went anyway like across the city to hang out w my classmates#and i had a shit time straight up i simply should've stayed at home#i was at the end of the table and on one side there were 2 ppl who are totally into each other and weren't talking to anyone else#and on my other side there was this dude from my class who hits on everyone and kept asking super prying questions#and so i couldn't talk to anyone else and i literally went and looked up how to get home on my phone under the table so i could escape#and then i got home and see this cool event i rly wanted to go to is happening at the cinema nearby and i was like ok cool! one good thing!#making up for my shit night#but then i go to buy tickets and it's sold out:(#idk i just am trying so hard to make friends and such but every time i think��i'm doing better something bad happens#and now it's 2am and i'm stress-doing-laundry to get my mind off things and i want to go to bed but the laundry won't finish and i'm crying#and etc#i'm sorry for this unwarranted diary entry i didn't meant to do this lol#op#personal#mi
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nooooooo but the way the matty healy misinformation committee has taken off.....election season gonna be fuckin AWFUL
#like he says and does dumb shit dont get me wrong#but the lack of people willing to do any actual research on a subject before drawing conclusions is like....bizarre#and again to be fair different labels mean different things to different people#and like you are entitled to your own opinions and feelings#but its just like...do you believe this solely because you read it online#and how many sides of the story did you approach before drawing this conclusion#and are you approaching this situation with bias? what would happen if you assumed the worst? if you assumed the best?#and AGAIN lol im not saying everyone NEEDS to take this process before drawing conclusions#but like it IS helpful#even tho it sucks gjrilagjeg#there's so much shit i actively dont like and i hate to have to concede points#when i dont like someone on a personal level#but its like.....i do gotta hear their version too#idk i feel like when yall post those perosnality tests about being disagreeable#or complain about petty arguments#its like....besties theres some things we can do on our own to make communication more positive#oh to be clear this is mainly about buzzfeed gjrlgjag not actual stans#but i know buzzfeed proper isnt journalism so like...they gotta do what they gotta do#even if its kinda irresponsible
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i wonder if i k****d myself if all the ppl who’ve ever lied about me, altering peoples perception of me and making them avoid me, start to breakdown and let out the fact that they were lying the whole time.
i wonder why only then they would allow me that relief, and how that doesn’t make them an awful person for not telling the truth while actively ruining someones life for no fucking reason other than the lolz.
#genuinely cant wait to watch some people suffer in hell idk#suicide m#i guess. is it really relief if i dont experience it?#seems like ill never win in this shitty life with these shitty humans#well ig one of these people is doing it bc they think their life would be ruined but babe honestly. be real.#so many celebrities have done the same shit you did. ppl call them out for it. and jack shit happens and ppl still like them#so. why not be fuckin honest for once lo. i doubt you'd lose your following. hell at this point you might be able to convince them#it was somehow justified.#lol i love situations like these bc literally no one takes them seriously bc no one ACTUALLY wants to acknowledge their role in this shit#oh well we can ride around treating this person like shit based off of a lie and if they die and we find out its a lie then lets spend#5 seconds mourning that fact and then move swiftly onward trying to forget about the person whos ass we rode into the ground#based on bullshit#like yall really dont like knowing you're complicit in shit and might've been complicit in someones suicide.#waah goes against your pure image of yourself donnit :'(#only you can be a victim waah you could never victimize anyone nooo neveerrrrr#at this point i hope all of us die#like dhbdhgs shit man#oh right the political climate- let me be clear#im a passive fuck whos not gonna do shit and is much more likely to kill myself before ever actually considering hurting someone else#and i also hate the idea of controlling ppl bc ppl ahve controlled me all my life so like i dont give af about hurting ppl or whatever#i just dont have the drive in me to exert that much energy toward someone else to change their behavior or punish them like that#ppl are gonna be shitty or whatever and i have to live with it or kill myself and thats where i am#and im unfortunately convinced that many ppl are shitty and that its hard to find good and nice and genuine ppl#anyways#i like to give ppl the benefit of the doubt but given my experiences im always waiting for the other shoe to srop.#drop* lol#if anything i wish i would die so i dont have to experience any of this anymore c:#ppl can go on being shitty to eachother for all i care and only give af about me after i die whatever
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hm
#personal#called out two days in a row last week which prompted my boss to think i was looking to quit lol#had a convo w/ him on monday where he let me know that he rlly appreciates me being here and wants to give me a raise#i gladly accepted the raise and was hype abt now being paid more so maybe i dont have to keep job hunting#but now this is day 2 of running the air compressor all day and while i was able to tune it out yesterday#it also resulted in mr tuning quite literally everything else out and missing notifications and things said to me and whatnot#i do not have that capability today and bc i cant im forced to sit here with the air compressor running all fucking day#and no joke it is making me so viscerally upset i wanna just quit just walk#debating saying i have a migraine and heading home but also...money...#ive lost too many hrs this pay period and my checks gonna be peanuts unless i stay#but also im like losing my mind bc of this shit and idk how other ppl are managing it#i left for lunch and was hoping itd be done by the time i got back but it isnt and i swear to god if this happens again tomorrow i may just#fucking leave like genuinely i feel so fucking bad and idk what to do#like! ok heres my dilemma: wanted a new job for better pay and less hrs. was given better pay at current job#and will be able to ask for fewer hrs once my boss is back in town.#HOWEVER im still bored out of my fucking mind and also losing it bc of the damn air compressor all day so im like!#i know i just told yall i was happy accepting the promotion and happy to stay but now that the two day honeymoon period has passed#i feel like im dying again#so like?? idk if i should get back to the job hunt or if i should bail or WHAT#im gonna be so fucking exhausted tonight from how tense and close to crying ive been for the last four hrs
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CL16 | Already Over | smau
part 1
an: this is my first time writing something like this, so please be nice :,) also this will include sort of cheating (not really sure what to classify it as), and for that i am going to be using pics of charles and alex, however do i see any alex hate you are blocked or something, thank you very much)
fc: sabrina carpenter
pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader
inspired by: vicious by @azulpitlane and the album 'emails i can't send' by sabrina carpenter
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f1wagsupdates charles was spotted with a woman today at the beach. we have also seen him being flirty with y/n l/n on instagram, and this most certainly is not y/n. what's going on?
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sharllover you think y/n cheated?
f1editor i wouldn't even doubt it 🙄
luvy/n now why would you start a rumor like that?
scfty/n *man hangs out with another woman* *first woman didn't do shit* people: SHE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG!!
y/n.aep now why is it charles is spotted with a different woman and y/n is being accused of cheating? 😭
cl_lover damn and i thought he was such a nice man 😭
f1updates i guess it is all men 💔
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc i'm too late to be your first love, but i'll always be your favorite
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yourusername favorite forever <33
yourfriend girl that's wild
y/n.aep girl did you not see the photos? 😭
y/nsfav we need her to see fr
leclerslove ew
cl_wife i dont know but i feel like she's with him for the fame
lovy/n she literally has a successful career on her own, what are you on about? 😭
lechair she gives pick me vibes idk
leclerclvr idk him and charlotte were better IDC WHAT YALL SAY
clarkeysbog posting this right after the photos of him and the other girl leaked??? kinda sus ngl
norris.vfx no literally what is he thinking??? 😭
sooooo i'm thinking this will be like a three part little series. what do we think about that?? do we like it? hate it? neutral? if you have any tips pls lmk! i'm kinda new to tumblr lol
part 2
#f1 x reader#charles leclerc x reader#formula 1 x you#formula 1 x y/n#formula one x you#f1 x you#f1 x female reader#f1 x y/n#formula 1 smau#f1 smau#formula one smau#formula 1
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Question for the mods....
HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU MEET???
Like what???
How??
I am so god damn curious about you two.
I wanna study yall under a microscope lol
Also ngl kinda envious of how close of friends you two seem to be.
(Being an introverted shy af mofo sucks lmao)
I would actually probably read a whole ass book or watch a sitcom or something of the seemingly ever present weird-ass shit that seems to happen on a day-by-day basis.
/gen /lh /nf /pos
2018 newsies fandom. we weren't overly close but we bonded over race and albert a little and then katya dropped off the face of the earth for about a year.
during 2020 lockdown we both independently got into the witcher fandom and somehow ran into eachother again and had the fingers pointing OH MY GOD Y O U !!! moment in our dms. we bonded over hating jaskier. during this time we realized we were both dancers and katya was looking at dance colleges, i was already in college for dance and since it was lockdown and we couldn't go anywhere i told katya my experience auditioning at places to give him a good idea of places. and then i broke every internet safety rule known to man and said hey what if you had applied to my college but didnt know it?? and then one thing led to another and i dished out all the tea on my school. (only After that did we face reveal and give eachother our names lol) and then katya applied. mostly as a joke. until it wasnt a joke because that school gave katya a shit load of money and actually had stuff katya wanted to do. katya ended up coming to one of my zoom ballet classes and it took everything we had to not loose our shit on camera.
during this time we mostly kept eachother sane in lockdown writing witcher fanfic, and sending eachother awful thirst traps on instagram to pitbull music. one of our awful bits was using the dilf filter to make bad frat boy edits.
come august of 2021 we both moved into college. the same college. in the same building. it was wild. i pinched myself several times in shock. we went on a walk around campus with some worms on strings and were like what the hell how did we get here.
we continued to hang out and did weird insane things together. we took a class on the french revolution together where i had to put up with katya and fennec awkwardly flirting (read: making finger guns at eachother).
and then, since i was 2 years older, i was graduating and was going to stay in the area for a job and was like hey. what if we got an apartment together? and then we did. several adults agreed to this. idk why they let us. but now we live together in a real life apartment and we haven't even killed eachother yet. neither of our parents know that we met online. each of them have a different fake story as to how we know eachother and we really just hope they are never in the same room long enough to ask eachother about it. but its insane. 12/10 would recommend.
katya wanted me to include old tumblr screenshots of us talking, heres what i found from circa 2020:
we've always been like this lol
and heres some ancient greatest hits from instagram, i dont have context and trust me you dont want it:
every now and then the two of us look at eachother and go. how the fuck did we end up here??? (we have no idea)
#not a tag#from saph#storytime ig lol#sorry for the god awful quality#essentially we are basically dan and phil which is insane
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I have a question for a Matt fic if you can’t do it that’s fine, Could you possibly do a matt version of vie (I think that’s it idk) if you want to and can 😁🫶🏻
-anonymous out for now
Foe
Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: Y/N absolutely hates Matt with a burning passion. Nick and Chris get fed up with them after hearing them argue on their road trip. What happens when he locks them in a hotel room together??🗣️
Warnings⚠️: SMUTTTTT. Nothing too crazy though. This is also for another request I got for enemies to lovers with Matt where they travel far and stop in different hotels and have to stay together LOL. Also I was half asleep writing this, so I hope yall enjoy🤭
Song for the imagine: Back to the Old House-The Smiths
⚠️This is an 18+ imagine, so minors do not interact, or do??⚠️
And you never knew
How much I really liked you
Cause I never even told you
Oh, but I meant to
Are you still there?
I felt my eye twitching, my head spinning and my jaw hurting from the fake smile I had plastered on my face.
“A road trip…how fun” I said through my teeth looking at Nick
“I figured since we have this whole month why not just drive through a couple of states you know” he said
“And you want me to come?” I asked furrowing my brows
“Yes we do” Chris said
“Not me” Matt shot out
I looked over at Matt giving him a death stare and rolling my eyes.
“I mean I’m happy staying here you know. Why don’t you guys go as brothers and enjoy this time for yourselves” I said looking back at Nick
“We really want you to come though like badly, and you can split the driving with Matt since we can’t drive for shit” he said pointing between him and Chris
“Ughhh fine I’ll go” I said throwing myself back on the bed
“Trust me we’d be fine without you” Matt said smacking my head
“Fuck off” I said slapping his hand away
“Matt literally shut the fuck up” Nick said
A few days had passed and it was now time to venture out to some random states. I wasn’t even sure what to pack, but all I know is I had a huge suitcase and a duffel bag. I mean you can’t be too sure right?
I had driven to the triplets house since we were taking their bigger car. When I pulled up Matt was packing some stuff into the trunk while Chris and Nick walked back into the house
I parked my car and got out grabbing my suitcase and my duffel bag
“The fuck did you pack for?” Matt said looking over his shoulder
“A fucking road trip are you an idiot?” I said placing my duffel bag on my suitcase
“You’re acting like you’re moving or some shit” he said laughing
“I like to have options since I actually have a sense of style unlike you, so buzz off” I said rolling my eyes at him
“Packed for a fucking runway show or some shit” he said
I pushed him out the way to look at the trunk
“Matt what the fuck is this?” I said looking at him
“Uhh looks like suitcases and bags to me” he said shrugging his shoulder
“No shit smart ass. You packed this car horribly. Let me fix it” I said
“Knock yourself out” he said
I had removed some suitcases and bags, and I got to a larger bag in the back of the trunk. Sliding it forward
“Okay princess hold this” I said looking over at Matt
“Fuck you….calling me princess” he said rolling his eyes
“Well you watched me undo all this without offering a hand, so yes you are a princess, now hold this please” I said trying to give him the heavy duffel bag
“No im good” he said smiling at me and crossing his arms over his chest
I looked at him blinking, and I lifted the bag up, throwing it over my shoulders, and letting it crash to the concrete pavement.
“Suit yourself then” I said shrugging my shoulders
“ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY” Matt yelled leaning off of the car and walking over to the bag
“Aww it must’ve slipped” I said grabbing my duffel bag off of my suitcase, and rolling my suitcase
“You’re a bitch” he said opening the bag that I’m assuming was his and looking inside of it
I rolled my suitcase past him and lifted my duffel bag up to put it over my shoulder letting it hit Matt in the head.
“So I’ve been told” I said laughing at him
“This has filming equipment in it, my equipment to be exact. You’re lucky it didn’t break” he said standing up
“I’m actually pretty sad it didn’t break” I said frowning
Matt scoffed at me and walked into the house. Leaving me alone to finish packing the trunk up correctly. Soon they all came back out, and got ready to get in the car
Matt shoved past me to get in on the drivers side. I lost my footing and gave him a dirty look
“I hate you” I said to him
“Feelings mutual don’t worry” he said smiling at me
“Can you guys just not fight for once. I have not spent a single day with you guys in two years where there was no fighting going on” Nick said
“I try my best, but he really knows how to get under my skin” I said
“Tell me about it, but please I can’t handle a road trip with Matt in a pissg mood” Chris said
“Okay okay I’ll be nice” I said throwing my hands up in defense
Chris sat in the passenger seat, I sat behind Matt and Nick sat behind Chris. It was a pretty decent car ride for the most part. We were driving north at first.
Occasionally I’d look into the rear view mirror sometimes catching Matt’s eyes. But always looking away. But we kept locking eyes accidentally
“Stop looking at me like a creep” Matt said
“I’m not trying to look at you. Everytime I look up you happen to also be looking” I said getting annoyed
“Uhh yeah it’s the rear view mirror, I have to see what’s happening behind me on the road” he said shaking his head
“Literally shut up before I lose it” I said sighing
“Whatever..” he said rolling his eyes at me
We had been through three states already. We fought the whole time driving, we fought at every stop, we fought for every meal. Chris and Nick were growing frustrated. I think Matt and I didn’t even enjoy our stay in these states because we spent the whole time arguing.
In these three states Chris and Nick forced us to stay in a hotel room together. This was the worst idea in the world because this made us fight more.
The first hotel we stood in, Matt kept turning the light on every five minutes to piss me off, and then he talked the whole night. The second hotel we stayed at, Matt threw ice cold water on me the morning we were heading out while I was showering. The third state we got to there was only one sink, and Matt and I woke up late, so we were rushing. First he took an extra long shower using the hot water, so my shower was cold. Then we had to brush our teeth at the same time.
I leaned over to spit into the sink when suddenly I felt Matt hovering over me. He spat his toothpaste in my hair. My jaw dropped and I let a gasp out
“You did not” I said looking up at him
“Whoops must’ve slipped” he said shrugging his shoulders
I had no time to wash my hair so I had to wipe my hair with a wet towel, and hope for the best. I shoved past Matt packing my stuff up, and ignoring him as I made my way down to the lobby.
This incident was the icing on the cake. I was so angry. I wasn’t the nicest to Matt, but spitting toothpaste in my hair was a low fucking blow.
As we got in the car and headed to get breakfast Chris opened his mouth
“It smells like toothpaste” he said laughing
“Yeah thank your idiot brother” I said with a straight face
“What’d he do?” Chris asked turning back to look at me
“He fucking spat toothpaste in my hair, and I had no time to shampoo it out” I said rolling my neck
“Matt what the fuck” Nick said getting annoyed
“It was an accident” he said pouting
“To hell with you you fucking asshole” I said loudly
“You can throw my bag and hit me in the head, but this was too much?” He said laughing
“Toothpaste from your mouth? Yeah you crossed a line you stupid fuck” I said putting my hand in between the space of the head rest and the chair, and pulled his little neck hairs
“OUCH WHAT THE FUCK” he screamed grabbing the back of his neck
“Awww it was an accident” I said pouting at him
“Bringing you with us was the biggest mistake” he said
“Yeah I think so too” I said crossing my arms over my shoulders
The whole ride went like that. Every restaurant we stopped at and every gas station. Chris and Nick even snapped at us a few times because we were stressing them out.
We stayed at a hotel in the fourth state, and I was hoping us arguing all day would make Nick split us up, but I thought wrong.
“You and Matt are staying together, and Chris and I are keeping your room keys, so if you leave…you’re shit out of luck we’re not helping you” Nick said shrugging his shoulders
“WHAT” we both screeched out
“This arguing is so fucking annoying. We are supposed to be having a good time, and instead we’re miserable. Yall need to talk out your issues because I can’t do this anymore” Nick said to us
“Yeah like I’m exhausted and annoyed with you both bickering like children. I wanted this month break to be nice and fun, but it’s not…please figure this shit out” Chris said rubbing his eyes
We both nodded our heads in defeat, and Nick unlocked our door letting us in, and watching as the door shut in his face.
We locked the door and turned the lights on. Our jaws dropped at the site. One fucking bed….
“They’re fucking with us, they have to be” Matt said scoffing
“Yeah no shit dumbass…they want us to be as uncomfortable as possible, and talk about our issues” I said placing my duffel bag down
“Okay fucking mystery P.I” Matt said laughing
“I’m going to shower and get this toothpaste out of my hair, so behave for like 30 minutes” I said to him
I got in the shower and enjoyed my alone time. It was so peaceful to be alone with your thoughts. I mean I hated fighting with Matt all the time. I wasn’t even sure why I fought with him all the time. It’s just everytime I would see his face it made me so angry. If it wasn’t for his shitty attitude Matt was actually an attractive guy. Beautiful on the outside and ugly on the inside. At least from what I saw….
I ignored Matt as I finished my routine and he went to shower. I laid in the bed after drying my hair and just stared at the ceiling. All that I could see was flashes of Matt’s face. It made me angry. The one person I hate the most and that’s all my brain is clouded with.
Matt got out of the shower and sat on the edge of the bed scrolling on his phone. I was staring into the back of his head just thinking. Mainly mean things, but one other thing….his hair looked so good right now. WHAT THE FUCK NO!
It was 2AM at this point, and Matt shut the main light off keeping the lamp on. I grabbed a pillow and a blanket it laid on the floor
“What are you doing” he said looking at me
“Throwing a party…Matt I’m going to sleep” I said rolling my eyes at him
“Yeah, but why on the floor” he said laughing
“Because I’m not sleeping next to you” I said scoffing
“You act like I bite” he said giving me a dirty look
“You might as well with those teeth of yours, so damn big” I said laughing
Matt let out a giggle and looked away. Did I just make him laugh? My eyebrow raised as I looked at him
“Just get in the bed” he said looking at me
“I’m good” I said laying down and turning away from him
Matt scoffed and shut the light off. My mind started racing. His little laugh was so cute, and the way he looked down at me to lay in the bed with him….idk why I started to smile this was weird.
“This feels wrong” Matt saddened blurted out making my heart jump from being scared
“What” I said confused
“You sleeping on the floor like just get up, and sleep next to me” he said
“No” I said
“Stop being so stubborn already” he said smacking his hands down on the bed sheets
“Fine okay” I said getting up
I made my way over to the bed and laid down. Matt was facing me as I looked up at the ceiling. My breathing became shallow as I felt his eyes on me.
“Please stop looking at me” I said in a whisper
“Sorry” he said back
I let a slight smile fall on my face, and I guess he saw it with the little bit of moonlight coming in through the window
“You look very pretty when you smile, you should do it more often” he said
“Well stop pissing me off everyday and I’d have more to smile about” I said
“Are you flirting with me?” He asked laughing
“In your dreams Matthew” I said laughing lightly
“Oh in my dreams indeed” he said
“You’re such a strange person” I said rubbing my eyes
“Is that why you hate me?” He asked
“I don’t hate you. I hate the way you act. You know how to make me angry” I replied
“I mean I don’t mean to be that way, but to see how easily you get upset it makes me smile” he said laughing a bit
“I’m glad my anger brings you joy” I said shaking my head
“It’s cute” he responded
“I must be mistaken…is Matt flirting with me?” I asked
“Oh no I would never” he said laying on his back now
“Right right” I said shrugging my shoulders
The room got silent…painfully silent. I’m sure you could hear my heart beating out of my chest. My breathing became heavier. Why was there such weird tension now?
I mindlessly started to lightly hum a song trying to coo myself to sleep?? I don’t know..
“What’s that? I’ve heard you hum that song before” Matt said
“Oh it’s Back to the Old House by The Smiths” I said
“I’ve been trying to figure out that song for the longest every time you hum it” he said in a whisper
“Oh yeah” I said also in a whisper
Matt’s hand came down near mine, and I felt his pinky graze against my skin. My breathing hitched in my throat as I glanced down at his movement.
“I love The Smiths” I said in a low whisper
“What was that?” He asked his pinky now completely rubbing up and down my hand
“I said… I love The Smiths” I responded looking over at him. To see him already looking back.
Suddenly Matt’s lips crashed into mine. Throwing me for a fucking loop because what the fuck was this?
But my lips moved with his as he leaned up and over. Slowly making his way to hover above me. My hands immediately rubbing through his hair
Our lips locked in such a heated and passionate kiss. Who would’ve thought I needed a kiss from Matt so badly. My body ached for him, and I slowly hated that. I was supposed to hate him what's going on…
“Wait wait wait” I said pushing Matt back
“What’s wrong?” He asked looking at me
“I mean nothings wrong. It’s just….we’re supposed to hate each other” I said
“Who says enemies can’t kiss?” He asked
“Fuck it” I said pulling him back down for another heated make out session.
Matt’s dick slowly pressed against my cunt as my legs stayed spread for him. My heart fluttered at the feeling as I pulled Matt down more to allow our chests to touch.
Matt began to kiss down my neck as my nails scratched his scalp. This was so wrong yet felt so right. I had complete control in my hands. And I wanted this to go further than some kissing. I so desperately wanted Matt right now.
“I don’t want you to feel forced to do anything” Matt said looking at me as he kissed up my neck
“Trust me if I felt forced I would’ve kneed you in the balls” I said, and he laughed against my skin causing me to get goosebumps
Matt and I continued to kiss until his hands ran up my shirt and slowly began to take it off. Lifting off the bed for him to get it off my head
He pulled away and removed his shirt as well. Leaning back down as our bare chests touched causing me to let out a whimper
He kissed down my neck and down my chest as he left open mouth kisses on my breasts. He kissed down my stomach and to where my pajama bottoms sat
He came back up running his right hand over my breasts as he kissed my neck.
“I need more” I moaned out
“Okay” he said in a whisper
Matt pulled away and helped me slide out of my pajama bottoms. He slowly slid his pants off.
He ran his hands over my cloth pussy as I shuddered. He removed his boxers and slid my underwear to the side. Slowly he slid into me allowing myself to adjust to the burn from the stretch.
God Matt felt so good. I was already in heaven and he hasn’t even fucked me yet.
“Are you ready?” He asked me as he bottomed out
“Yes” I panted out as my back arched
“I’m going to go slow okay” he said
“Okay Matt” I said licking my dry lips
Matt began to thrust in and out of me at a slow pace. Truly allowing me to feel all of him. My hands gripped the sheets beneath me as my toes curled.
Matt was filling me up so well. I swore my eyes were in the back of my head. His thrusts slow but deep and harder really stretching me out
“You can go faster” I moaned out
Matt leaned forward and brought my left leg to wrap around his torso as he began to pound into me.
“Fuck Y/N, you feel amazing” he panted out into my ear
His necklace tapping against my collar bone with every thrust. As my hands began to rake up and down his back
“Shit Matt….holy fuck just like that” I moaned out
His hips snapping into me at a faster pace. The bed creaked and lightly tapped against the wall. We really hoped Nick and Chris were asleep because this would make for a awkward experience tomorrow
“You’re taking me so well. I thought you hated me” he moaned out
Pounding into me deeper causing a loud whine to escape my lips
“I might’ve hated you before, but you’re fucking me so good I might fall in love” I moaned out throwing my head back
“Love so soon?” He moaned out as he hit my g spot
“Eventually” I panted out
“Yeah I want to fuck you a few more times before you decide on that” he said as his thrusts became sloppy
“I’d like that very much” I moaned out
“I know you would, fuck” he moaned out
My mouth hung open as his lips ghosted against them. My brows furrowed as I began my orgasm slowly approaching.
My heel of my foot for a fact digging into his back as my body quivered and shook for him
“Matt I’m so close” I moaned out as my hips lifted off the bed
“Hold on baby hold on” he said
Snaking his hand in between us he began to rub my clit causing me to let out a high pitch whine.
He began to run faster as my breathing got heavier. My mouth fell slack as his hips smacked into me.
My stomach coiling and my thighs shaking
“Fuckkkk I’m cumming” I moaned out as my legs began to shake and my back lifted off of the mattress. Clenching around Matt as his name fell from my lips in a loud moan.
He helped me ride out my high and slowly pulled out of me as I laid there. He began to stroke his dick chasing his own high
His breathing became heavy as his lower stomach contracted and he painted my thighs with his cum. His mouth slack and eyes staring down at me as he moaned out my name.
Once he came down from his high he helped clean us up. And he got back in bed. It got quiet again and my thoughts started racing
“I don’t hate you. I never did” Matt suddenly blurted out
“Oh” was all I could say
“Watching you get mad over small things made me laugh, and I felt like it was our own little way of flirting” he said
“I mean at times it was” I said looking at him
“And other times I went over the line” he said shaking his head
“Yeah you did, but that’s okay. Look where it landed us fucking in a hotel room” I said laughing
“I suppose that’s true” he said laughing
“It’s just easier to dislike someone than to actually like them, and I’m so mad I can’t hate you” I replied
“Oh the feelings mutual babe” he said licking his bottom lip
I laughed and shoved his shoulder
Matt pulled me in, and we eventually fell asleep in each other's arms after having much needed conversations.
The next morning when we woke up. We showered and packed up. It wasn’t even awkward and we actually enjoyed our morning together. We even walked down to the lobby together which never happened.
“You guys seem happy” Chris said
“Did you hash things out?” Nick asked
“We did, and it was all one big misunderstanding” Matt said looking at them
“Yeah it was. However the one bed was a dick move” I said looking at Nick
“Oh one bed? That’s so weird I didn’t even know that” he said
“You didn’t?” We both said
“No, it must’ve been an accident” he said shrugging his shoulders
“Well I’m glad it worked out that way anyways” I said shrugging my shoulders
“Yeah! Plus it seemed to work you guys are getting along great” Nick said
“Oh yeah you know. Just a good ol conversation to make it all better” Matt said
“I’m so glad you guys are okay now” Chris said getting excited
“We are too! So now let’s actually go have some fun like we’ve been planning to!” I said loudly
We finished our road trip, and I was so thankful for Nick and Chris putting us together. Who would’ve known how badly I needed Matt, and I finally got him. It only took two years…
The End
Mannnn idk how I feel about this, but also I was like half awake writing this it’s bad LMAOOO. I hope you guys enjoyed and I love yall dearly🥹🖤🖤
-J💅🏽
#matt sturniolo smut#sturniolo smut#sturniolo triplet smut#matthew sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo x reader smut#smut#Matthew sturniolo x reader smut
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