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Hey, it’s not our fault that you’re so damn delicious. Enjoy your belly ‘cause you’re not surviving open season
#male vore#gay vore#same size vore#digestion#fatal vore#hot prey#pred pov#guys i want to eat#ideal prey#get in my belly
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Charlie: “So this is what a full hotel looks like…”
Vaggie: “Think it’ll survive until Extermination day?”
Charlie: “I don’t know if I’LL survive to Extermination day.”
Vaggie: “Aww, babe.”
Charlie: “Seriously, who keeps ordering pizza??? We all already KNOW the cannibals will just skip it and try chewing on the poor delivery person!”
Vaggie: “My bet’s on Angel Dust. He’s not exactly thrilled the place got filled up with ‘shit smiling judgmental prudes.’”
Charlie: “Whyyy didn’t I remember the cannibals have a whole dress-code thingy?”
Vaggie: “They are being polite about it though.”
Charlie: “They keep eyeing Angel Dust’s exposed thighs like they’re chicken wings.”
Vaggie: “And if they wanted to eat him up in any other way, he’d be thrilled.”
Charlie: (growling) “Some of them keep looking at YOUR thighs as if they were-”
Vaggie: “Anything other than property of Charlie Morningstar?”
Charlie: “-Vaggie they want to TEAR YOU APART!”
Vaggie: “And they’re not actually trying it, which is polite, even if they’re still talking about how angels might taste whenever I’m in the room.”
Charlie: (pout) “You taste good.”
Vaggie: “Not like that, babe.”
Charlie: “How could the rest of you not taste good too??”
Vaggie: “Ask the cannibals. Meat flavors based on where the meat thing lived and what it ate, something something- What if angel steaks taste like artificial food coloring?”
Charlie: “I like those-!”
Vaggie: "I know." (laughing) “Maybe that’s another reason why you’re the woman of my dreams.”
Charlie: “Am I?”
Vaggie: “The one and only.”
Charlie: “You’d never… think about leaving me for someone else?”
Vaggie: “NO?”
Charlie: “Someone a little more badass maybe?”
Vaggie: “Not possible. You called heaven out for being total bullshit. In a song.”
Charlie: “Maybe someone you had an instant and deep connection with?”
Vaggie: “Like the woman that bandaged my eye socket and took me home with her and nursed me through physical and emotional hell all because she also thought sinners might be people worth caring about?”
Charlie: “Well what about someone who… is just better? At the whole. Everything.”
Vaggie: “Literally who. Who the fuck-”
Charlie: “Carmilla?”
Vaggie: “Car-hhhhHHH." (chokes)
Vaggie: "AHAHAHAHAH! Charlie! WHAT!?”
Charlie: “She’s cool. She’s one of those, those muffin things right? Angel Dust said-”
Vaggie: “A milf, sweetie. It’s milf and PLEASE also listen to Husk’s reality checks whenever Angel Dust opens his well meaning but dumb as shit whore mouth.”
Angel Dust: (distantly) “My HOT and SEXY whore mouth heard that, toots!”
Vaggie: (yelling back) “Then go stick a dick in it!”
Angel Dust: “I’m tryin’~”
Charlie: (used to this) (ignoring them) “So the whole private training battle song thing was, not a turn on for you? At all?”
Vaggie: “If I ever call Carmilla Carmine ‘mommy’ it’ll be because she just signed my adoption papers.”
Charlie: “Oh! Okay! Juuuust wanted to check.”
Charlie: “…..”
Charlie: “Are you gonna ask about me and the head-to-heart I had with-”
Vaggie: “No.”
Charlie: “-because I was literally thinking about you the whole time-“
Vaggie: (smile) “That just took a perfectly non-worrying thing and made it sound bad.”
Charlie: “Is there a thing like a- an elf??”
Vaggie: “Aunt you’d like to fuck?”
Charlie: “Well not ME personally. But Rosie is very impressive.”
Vaggie: “You looked more impressed up in heaven.”
Charlie: “Huh? Heaven??”
Vaggie: “Nothing- never mind. I do actually have a lady-related question for you though.”
Charlie: “What does heaven have to do with- what?”
Vaggie: “I think I’m in love.”
Charlie: “WHAT!?”
Vaggie: “She’s ripped out my heart and I want to thank her for it.”
Charlie: “Th-thh that’s wait how when-?”
Vaggie: “Charlie.”
Charlie: “-y, yes?”
Vaggie: “Can we keep inviting Susan over, even after Extermination day?”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Susan.”
Vaggie: “Charlie please? Please? She's the granny I don't deserve and desperately need in my life. Please please please please-”
Charlie: “But, Vaggie- She HATES everyone!”
Vaggie: “I know!”
Charlie: “And she SAYS it!?”
Vaggie: “And it’s so fucking cool.”
Charlie: “She said you dress like a hooker!”
Vaggie: “Angel Dust was furious. I think he would’ve thrown a punch at her, in defense of hookers everywhere, if Husk hasn’t grabbed him.”
Charlie: “A LAZY hooker!”
Vaggie: “That one hit home and I’ll cherish it’s sting forever.”
Charlie: “She’s not NICE. She doesn’t even PRETEND to be nice like the other cannibals do!”
Vaggie: “Isn’t that great?” (grinning) “She’s like, the anti-Alastor….”
Charlie: (sigh)
Charlie: “I guess… being brutally, painfully, rudely honestly about your feelings is… not the worst thing someone can be.”
Vaggie: “YES! Can we adopt the creepy old mean lady?”
Charlie: “She can visit. We are NOT inviting her to LIVE here.”
Vaggie: (smiling)
Charlie: “….”
Charlie: (drooping) “…not unless she wants to.”
Vaggie: “Thanks, sweetie.” (kiss) “She never would. She hates us all and especially the hotel. Ask her and she’ll tell you, in detail, how all our decorating ideas are terrible and she’s only here to grab the free snacks, shove some angel leftovers in her basket, and then fuck off to her own perfect home back in Cannibal Town.”
Charlie: “So why scare me like that by asking? SUSAN in the attic! Ughghgh…”
Vaggie: “’cause it’s nice hearing you’d be open to it anyway.”
Charlie: “Mmrmph.”
Vaggie: “I like remembering that you’re like this.”
Charlie: “Whipped marshmallow.”
Vaggie: "That Angel Dust again?"
Charlie: "Maybe."
Vaggie: "I've got a better word for you."
Charlie: "Like 'girlfriend?"
Vaggie: “Like amazing.”
Charlie: (snorts) (smiles) "Heh. Alright, flattery accepted."
Vaggie: "My wonderfully, adorably dramatic, heart stopping and breathtakingly passionate girlfriend, the most incredible person I've ever met, who-"
Charlie: (laughing) “Now who’s being a sweetie?”
Vaggie: “Charlie, I’m seri- whoah!”
Niffty: (lifting up floor board vaggie was standing on and peeking up at them) “Hey guys!”
Charlie: “Niffty!” (hug lifting vaggie to safety) “W- hi! Um! What is it?”
Niffty: “A bad day not to wear underwear!”
Vaggie: “And a good day to Die.”
Niffty: "I WISH!" (GIGGLES) “News from the hotel gossip line! S.O.S from Husk- he says Angel Dust and some cannibals are fighting over who gets to put the new pizza delivery in their mouths while Cherri’s taking bets and also shots.”
Charlie: "Shots of alcohol?"
Niffty: "Laser gun!"
Charlie: "Nooooo I thought we'd cleaned up everything after Pen's last inventing spree!"
Niffty: "Missed one. She keeps missing too. She fried the pizza."
Vaggie: "Instead of?"
Niffty: (GRINS) "The pizza delivery person!"
Vaggie: “Ugh. We look away for Ten. Minutes.”
Charlie: “Well that’s not- that’s not TOO bad! At least Sir Pentious isn’t-”
Niffty: “His corpse is in the lobby.”
Charlie: “-right. Okay.”
Vaggie: “Why is he a corpse in the hotel lobby this time?”
Niffty: “The cannibals accidentally ate his tongue while he was trying to show Cherri how long it was and then he choked while proving he has no gag reflect and can unhinge his jaws.”
Charlie: “Oh.”
Niffty: “The cannibals want to snack on him again but Susan keeps yelling at them about ‘crumbling standards’ and ‘back in HER day-‘”
Vaggie: “I love her.”
Charlie: “I’m right here.”
Vaggie: “You kinda love her too right now.”
Charlie: (pulls face) “She can come to dinner every other week. If we live. For now though, let’s just, um.”
Vaggie: “Go save the snake man?”
Niffty: “That man is DEAD!”
Charlie: “Resuscitate. We should go resuscitate the snake m- Sir Pentious.”
Niffty: (giggles) “And I’m gonna go order another pizza boy~” (scurries back under floor board)
Vaggie: “Wait, Niffty-”
Charlie: “Niffty! Are YOU the one who’s been-? Vaggie NO-”
Vaggie: (spear out) (in pursuit) “GET OUT OF THE CRAWL SPACES RIGHT NOW AND COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE-”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#niffty hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#vaggie dealing with the fallout of charlie talking relationship stuff with angel dust#susan as vaggie's ideal snarky grandma#pentious... tried#niffty is infesting the hotel#(with chaos)#(and hopefully at least a little bloodshed)#vaggie is not worried about charlie being alone with rosie she's worried about#uhhh#nothing#totally nothing at all#the cannibals are being good hotel guests#by the standards of hell anyway#i like the idea of niffry scurrying around under the hotels floors... in it's walls...#hunting her prey in the darkness and#giving everyone jumpscares
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“Do you remember what Darwin says about music? He claims that the power of producing and appreciating it existed among the human race long before the power of speech was arrived at. Perhaps that is why we are so subtly influenced by it. There are vague memories in our souls of those misty centuries when the world was in its childhood.” - Sherlock (A Study in Scarlet)
#uhhhhh anyways#sh3rl0ck vore jump scare#wanted to try and create a vore piece where the internal was an integrated part of the art#and also something that I could potentially get away with displaying as actual art somewhere lol#cause I think sometimes...there’s this very pretty Romantic ideal that comes with vore art and I wanted to try and showcase that#so uhh yeah this happened#expect more classic lit vore nonsense in the future cause fr@nkenste¡n has me in a chokehold lmao#soft vore#safe vore#g/t vore#fandom vore#arts#vore art#vore internal#willing pred#willing prey#i just think#it would be nice to lay in a tum and be serenaded by violin music okay?#as a string player I think it would be lovely#taking a big risk with that quote lmao wish me luck#nonsexual vore
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Tbh on a higher analytical level the Endless Eight could easily be read as commentary on the state of the anime industry at the time, pumping out show after show of inane high school moe nonsense. Show after show of the same, repeating their cute antics ad nauseum.
Pool. Bug catching. Part time job.
Pool. Bug catching. Part time job.
It is summer vacation. You and all of your friends are in tenth grade. You have done this many times. You've seen it all before. But here you are again. Maybe because you lack the will to initiate meaningful change. Maybe you feel it would be pointless - Maybe you find a sort of solace in that helplessness. How many times has it been now, how much time have you lost to the comfort of what you know? Why can't you move forward?
Will you be reliving that tenth grade summer forever?
#spitblaze says things#uuuuuuuuuuh this got away from me. just a bit#this is a *personal* reading. it doesn't necessarily reflect the actual message of the show#but examining what is there the time loop could absolutely be a metaphor for stunted growth#or a wish to relive a sort of idealized snippet of your past#and not only the futility of it but the toll falling prey to that can have#or something idk im not that good at analysis but i like doing it
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Just a lazy lil Medli tum to pass the time
#A tum full of friend is the ideal way to relax#I like me a prey that's a lil squirmy#fun to sit back and watch and tease a bit#sona#my art#soft vore#medli
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The men
#I wanna be that but like Hispanic#but also it doenst look good for me considering imma fall into the Hispanic farmer archetype depending on where I go in life#so far Imma try to avoid farms as much as possible#I wanna work at a chicken or fish hatchery#ideally I would never work a day in my life but if I had to pick I wanna more physical job cause oughgh I cannot imagine working#in a office or anything#maybe a plant nursery would be nice as well#G#sona#shut up prey
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forgot to take my gayass blood pressure earlier had to delay getting ready for bed and do it while everyone (all 2 of them) were getting food and talking in the kitchen. hellfire
#i have the constitution of a small prey animal too so reaching a calm relaxed state for bp test is difficulg under ideal circumstances#this ordeal was no ones fault but my own obvi but still it was an ordeal
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just found out rascal (babycat)'s been with his owner this whole time instead of my roommate which is. something. :|
#if you dont know whats happening basically mr and my roommate (dorms) have been raising an abused kitten belonging to our floormates#we had him for a month and a half i think and then a month of break has gone by with my roomie staying on campus and me going back home#to my prey-driven dogs and snake and cat-allergic mother among other things. hence the inability to really take him in easily.#i mean shit. if she decided to actually take care of him instead of making everyone around her into free childcare then that's a good thing#*petcare#and admittedly both me and my roommate should've been more in contact about him whether this was going on or not#we both have really bad object permanence + flow of time issues though so it kinda... didnt happen#i thought about him a lot though. i planned on coming back early to spend a few days just chilling with him before the semester started#but other stuff got in the way and i had the 'its too late so dont ask at all' guilt#idk. it seems like hes alive but i don't know much more than that rn. it makes me nervous yk#but i never thought she'd just. still have him. i never expect what she does with him tbh#i almost feel better about getting stuck and not figuring out visiting or shared custody (in my house that is Not Ideal For Him) knowing it#wasn't even really attainable but. shit.#i want her to treat him like he deserves and if she's doing that i have no right to complain. he's not my cat. he's not.#but it means she'll probably just leave with him someday. no thanks or payment or future contact. idk i just. thought this would end sooner#in taking him to a shelter or a new home or us taking him in or her putting her foot down. but instead it's like im drowning in gelatin#what am i even doing. i love him. so much. and i want a cat so so bad. i want *him* so bad.#but i didn't rescue him and i didnt even try and. god idk. i love him and i still couldn't get my ass up to visit in a whole month#i want to say it's because i was stuck and it's not untrue. but i just. idk. i still feel like i shoulda pushed through or whatever anyway.#it makes me feel like im just as bad as his owner when i know im not. im not.#he's probably a lot bigger now. assuming she's actually feeding him. god. i really thought he'd be with my roommate#for reasons im not even gonna bother getting into. and i was reassured that my roomie would tell me if something was up with him. and she#didnt. and im not mad at her it's not her fault i didn't reach out when i wanted to know. but i feel just. ough. stupid ass situation i got#myself into. stupid sad ass consequences of being nosy and big hearted and wanting to help in stupid ways#at least her dogs didnt eat him. i was worried about that. i don't think i could take it if she got him killed and i didn't push harder to#help him. but i can't just fucking. kidnap him. he's not mine and we're neighbors and i can't even keep him at my home. not really.#god i miss him so much. i hope i didn't hurt him by leaving. fucking hell.#but he needs somebody and his owner is almost certainly not it. and maybe im not either but i want to try for him. man.
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They should invent a job that gives me any sort of signal on whether or not they want to employ me
#it’s a mixed bag what I’ve applied for#I can work with birds. I can work at a pet store where my transphobic ex friend works. I can work for the government for 2 days#or I could go back to my old job (worst case scenario) or work retail#I hope I get to work with birds of prey. that’s ideally where I’d like my career path to head towards
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He's just the best 💜
#dogblr#maverick#i couldnt ask for a better dog tbh#is he a bit more vocal than ideal? prey driven to the point where its a danger to myself and others? yeah#but in all the areas that matter? hes the best
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how am I meant to vocalize how I want someone with expertise in butchering and cooking to fatten me up and then explain in detail how they would season and prepare me so that my ham hocks are as succulent and flavorful as possible while they rub butter onto my tummy and add seasonings before licking it off and fucking me without sounding insane
#I don’t think I even have hocks#cw pred/prey#We wish to be desired *carnally* 😔#So yeah my ideal partner is H@nnibal 👍👍#cw cannibalism#but not really?
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I may dislike digestion, but I LOVE the idea of teasing prey into thinking that they will be. I enjoy being a cruel pred sometimes hehe (hungry-ace)
See because this?? This is good. I know that you know that I love fluffy stuff first and foremost, but there’s just something about villain characters as preds that has me in a chokehold and refuses to let go.
I don’t usually mess with digestion stuff, (the farthest I would go is like, a fade-to-black situation which I actually have written before) However, the threat of digestion, and how you can use it to tease the prey is *chefs kiss* good stuff. Just, villainous preds in general that relish in getting a rise out of their prey.
#op#vore asks#as long as the focus is on the teasing#and not like the prey sobbing and begging for their life#I can get behind it#implied digestion#digestion#digestion mention#ideally nobody gets hurt in the end though but that’s just me
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idk what to do about the 4s man. They're either really whiny manipulators and groomers (4 -> 2) or they are bona fide psychopaths (4 -> 1 false security) or they are an ungodly combination of both.
In fiction I've seen good examples of 4s but in reality I struggle not to blame them for all the world's problems. There are reasons.
#Don't make me say it don't make me say it#ISRAEL is what happens when people lose touch with holy origin#On top of this I've just never met a 4 who didn't turn out to be a horrible person#Totally self absorbed fake deep turning everyone they claim to love into a degrading caricature#Controlling the identities of everyone close to them and seeing it as betrayal if you don't let them be dictators of who you are#And/or if you don't feed their first world navel gazing delusions. About how they're trans or non binary or how they have superpowers#All of this Whilst playing the victim of the world#My friend suggested once that the purpose of 4s is to create suffering in this realm and teach us all what suffering is#Couldn't agree more lol. Enneatypes are all a construct of the matrix anyways#And the whole reason this matrix exists is so we can learn what suffering in a predator / prey world is#So there has to be 4s#I mean I can see the evil of all types but none are quite as cancerous and malignant 4#Another thing I notice with 4s is their brand of evil is particularly about worshipping the matrix#Like... theirs is the evil that makes you identify with the roles you are playing in the simulation as if it's your true self#They all get so triggered by real spiritualism which sees infinite possibilities for who you could be (as opposed to seeing fate / destiny)#Real spiritualism sees that all is one and we are everything all at once and our current identity is just a costume we're wearing#They dismiss that reality as stupid 7 talk#All is one is also 9 talk... 9s who they worship their broken ideal of... But anyways#The need to believe one has a fixed rigid identity they can never change is most intense in 4s#There is a real resistance of anything which may transform them#Because to 4s a transformation is seen as a betrayal of my True Self tm#Which the 4 doesn't realize isn't a true self... It's an artificial self-image you've constructed and trapped urself in#I'm keen to meet good 4s but I still believe there is something specially worse about 4 evil compared to everyone else's evil#Hey you guys got what you wanted you really are special#Anyways I do believe we have something innately unique about us on a spirit / soul level. and seeking what that is is important#But no 4 I've ever met is close to capturing what that is#They're too caught up in shallow worldly indicators of identity. They are always mistaking our worldly costumes for our essence.#Then strutting around like geniuses who are more enlightened than everyone. It's quite disgusting
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So I've seen talk in the dog world about how just walking your dog isn't necessarily a fulfilling exercise for them. Finding different ways to exercise your dog and finding out what they really enjoy is important, like border collies and agility training.
Problem is that I'm pretty sure my dog's ideal form of exercise is hunting live animals. She gets so excited and riled up and her tail can really get going! No, she does not consider toys a suitable replacement. She'll fetch her plush duck a few times down the hall if she's in a playful mood, but it's not the same. For the past two months, however, she's been *obsessed* with this one lot up the street from us because it's overgrown with scrub brush and weeds and we've seen deer hiding out in it as well as numerous cats. Pretty sure I saw some raccoon tracks as well. But yeah, if we're not going to the pet store or I'm putting her in the car to head to a park/trail, we're going right to that lot so she can nose around for animals to chase.
Maybe trying out scent work would satisfy her urge to hunt and chase, but, yeah, if I take her to a park and throw a tennis ball, she'll just stare at me.
#Reminder that the two sites saying shar pei-husky mixes don't have a high prey drive are liars#Tova is the platonic ideal of the two breeds and she cannot be trusted around non-dog animals#Tova the shar pei mix
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2 back to back interviews for the job of all time in less than an hour moodboard
#purrs#genuinely think im about to be sick x. but it’ll all be over soon and then i can sleep and cry and after that i can be normal and respond to#everyones messages from the last 6 months because im normal 💖#like the way that. this is my entire fucking life on the line lol xD. this is my entire fucking life on the line and if someone else gets th#this job or if they find me unfit for the position i WILL be entering 7 week mindy netifee when it falls lockdown. because that is unbearabl#unbearable and also this ENTIRE experience is unbearable. the absolute embarrassment of a position being created that is a continuation of#your exact role and the description of an ideal candidate being written to fit YOU PERSONALLY and then the job being advertised to other#people and also your colleague besties interviewing you for it and having to pretend you don’t know them and they don’t know you. lole lawl#lel. the psychological damage this is going to give me 🥰 but im grateful this is happening ofc and i do think it will work out. but also i a#am experiencing lethal doses of cortisol surging through my bloodstream so i am unable to be anything but a cornered prey animal#also i have two interviews byw and one of them is with an administrator who im cool w but she scares me so. yeah 🥰 and i literally have such#a vendetta against student affairs as it is rn and she’s totally gonna ask me why i want to be an sapro and it’s like uhm no this is patrick
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I'm reading up about hognose snakes rn and I want one SO BAD but I can't have one both bc my gf has a phobia of snakes and also bc I don't think I have the heart to feed it mice 😭
#i dont think ill ever really have the opportunity to get a snake with my gf's phobia#but if i did it would need to be an insectivore#apparently hognose snakes can also eat eggs but id imagine an egg only diet wouldnt be very nutritionally balanced for them#and im not about to buy an animal just to neglect it#(they can also eat amphibians and lizards but that can introduce parasites to them AND i still dont think id have the heart for it)#theyre so cute tho omg. they crawl in between your fingers and take little sippy sips from water#ideally their startle responses wouldnt be something id ever see bc i wouldnt want them to get stressed out but even THOSE are cute#they flatten themselves to the ground like a pancake to make themselves look Bigger but they actually just look cute#they flare their neck out to pretend to be a cobra but when baby snakes do it its adorable#instead of biting to ward off predators they hit them with their noses#and if that doesnt work they full on play dead. LITERALLY roll onto their backs and loll their tongues out#and if someone flips them back over when theyre doing that theyll roll back onto their backs again like noooo dont look at me im deeaaad#they get really excited about feeding time too and apparently some of them will open their little mouths like a baby bird#mice are one of their main prey sources in the wild and to my knowledge they don't eat fish#but when they're babies you gotta teach them to eat frozen/thawed mice by putting juice from a tuna can on it like you're weaning a kitten#once they get past their picky toddler stage tho they'll come up to the front of the cage and beg for food#i want a snek so bad 😭#someone who can take really good care of a snake without getting in their feels about feeder mice please get one so i can hang out with it#rambling
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