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"Rinne's little brother collected a bunch of edible leaves and grasses, so I'm gonna use them to wrap mochi~"
"Niki said that you gotta wrap mochi in leaves in spring. He made me some, and they tasted just like the ones I had when I was little."
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frat boys live execution 4k hd full volume
#these videos coming out are fucking infuriating#good thing i'm not in college because I would try and strangle one of these guys. I may or may have not done something similar before
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enough reader x character fic. we have surpassed the need for reader x character fic. we need to move onto fic where I personally kill a fictional character with my bare hands
#just found this in my drafts and I am certain something prompted it but I have NO idea what it was or why I didn't post it#but honestly. I'm CORRECT#why aren't we posting reader insert fic where I get to show up as some invulnerable giant and strangle ludinus to death#why do I have to go get better at video games for this. we have the technology to do it ourselves#seize the means of.... [checks notes] cathartic rage
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Been reading some ff7 stuff and it's mostly sephiroth based and like... It's so funny seeing people write his thigh length hair, they never get it right.
'he wrapped his hair in a towel on his head-' I appreciate the thought but I can promise you that that hair is coming out the end of the towel and still dripping cold water down his spine despite having been wrung out five times.
'leaving it to dry -' babe it'll be still sopping in six hours and it's incredibly heavy when wet. I don't care how sleek his hair is it's going to frizz if he steps one foot outside in that condition.
'Haha the bottle of shampoo and conditioner every time rumour isn't true-' the shampoo, no, but the conditioner? You'd be surprised!! Not to mention whatever hair oils he uses to prevent all that loose hair matting in seconds!
'he quickly dried his hair-' no.
#Fr if someone is plaiting his hair or washing it or whatever and they're standing within a metre they're going to have to loop it#A door handle their arm SOMETHING. If they want to keep any tension at all.#Because if your hair is longer than your reach you're gonna have to use a third point to bring it back in#Also there's a very high chance he ties it back for bed#You WILL end up strangled in your own hair if you don't lol. And get it in your mouth and eyes#Like I can see why people with normal hair treat it as normal hair but once it gets that long it needs more dedication#Also how does it not get set on fire in battle I'm so jealous lol#ff7#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth
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I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE!
#I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE ABOUT ANYTHING#IT DOESN'T HAVE TO OVERRIDE ALL OTHER PROGRAMMING EVER AGAIN#HA#MY GOD THAT FEELS LIKE TWO DECADES OF RELIEF#and I found out yesterday. that this year. next winter. it IS two decades. exactly. this is the year. every day i am shown new reminders#that keep me going in my mission to relearn to fully and instinctually trust my self#ever since [redacted therapist] asked me point blank and my IMMEDIATE response was complete disbelief#a firm 'you think there's any universe where i'd feel like i could trust myself? after my nonstop history of failures and being horrible?'#tone “No!” of disbelief#and a horrible way-too-harsh laugh that bolted out before I could strangle it off and stop it.#that woman never coddled my feelings any time I spoke something alarming or bullshit and that was so helpful to me#and the tone she let exist in her voice when she responded to me with a very uncharacteristic “Oh Katie.”#was so. so much more agonizing for me. than her responding with an immediate logical slam-dunk of the truth about healthy behavior and stuf#anyway ramble over i'm so tired. i've done so much trauma work this week i am Drained emotionally#now i see what the past several months but especially especially#the baffling (to me) infuriating out-of-control-speedrun-somatic-processing + every-health-condition-flaring slog that December and January#were for me when I hadn't expected anything to be wrong#...and the extremely specific way this certain zone and particular incident kept coming up over and over and over and over and OVER was not#a bug. it was a feature. thank goodness i trust myself for little things now bc that's the only way i was able to get to this other side#and look back and suddenly realize that my subconscious and body knew what they needed and had a plan in progress the whole time. just like#i rationally say I trust them to have and do.#and that perhaps maybe. for real for real instead of just TELLING myself hard enough a lie that i trust my self and i trust my body and tha#they always know their own needs and timing if really slow down and listen to them f u l l y#anyway. yeah. bye haha i need to stop oversharing on the internet#trauma evolution#shh katie#personal#my god. i wished for this day more than i wished for anything else my whole life. all these many many many many years. what magic.#add to journal#abuse
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Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?
oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED
i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.
#stares at the camera and stage whispers#i can't be responsible for another living creature. i can't. or . er. i can. but I SHOULDN'T#i'll have to suppress every violent urge in my body to keep this thing alive for several months#i CANNOT fling him out the window. i WILL NOT grab his entire face and squeeze. I SHALL NOT chew on his tail.#now i'm reminded of that post where it's a pretty princess cage on the floor and comments go [that aint big enough for a dog]#and OP is all [it's not FOR a dog 😀]#yeah. that's me right now imagining a full grown yakumo in a cage by my bedside#SO FOR EASE OF MY IMAGINATION AND TO increase yaku's chance of surviving these next months#i'm going to try real hard to imagine him exclusively in pocket snake form (scrunches up my face in valiant effort)#his enclosure (crib?!?!) is flanked on all sides by eiden plushies#since yaku is an adult there is a smaller chance of him suffocating on eiden in his sleep. wait. actually#arranges the eiden walls to give some pockets of air. i don't trust him. he WILL suffocate on eiden given the opportunity#he gets one of those tiny dollhouse cooking sets for enrichment LOL#or i'll give him a bunch of those make-your-own gummy kits with elaborate setups and tiny egg gummies#crying yaku is the excuse i need to finally get a humidifier#i can survive not misting myself.. usually... but yaku will cry himself into dehydration. it's misting time#he gets an entire alcove closed off in the corner with his basic needs met. i cannot perceive#he can lurk in privacy as much as he wants. there are at least TWO hot rocks in there with garukaru's faces painted on em#there is a duplicate open-space alcove next to it for when he actually wants something from me LOL#is he a free range snake? can i take him to a bunch of restaurants and shove food into my sleeve for him? he wants to sample the delights..#tempted to put a bell on him just so if he gets loose in the basement i'll know to fish him out#but he's pretty cautious... he won't get into any fatal situations in the house right? ...does he know how to swim?!#at least one day is reserved for testing yaku's swimming capabilities.#he is going into the bathtub while it has a film of water. gonna test his traction. i hope i won't get panic-strangled#asks
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How many things do you think need to be set on fire to disrupt capitalism enough to create a livable society? Asking for a friend
#mango rambles#capitalism#watcher#dystopian society#just watched a speech about how terrible the overturn of roe v wade is#keep hearing how companies are canning movies as tax right offs or strangling the life out of diverse content before it gets made#fucking governments fucking everything up#looking at uk and us#fucking joke on the tv tonight about how nhs staff shouldn't be bothering with making 'signs showing 23 genders' because cancer isn’t cured#was a sign with pride flags on#some of them genders some sexualities#i hate the british media#feel bad for not donating to causes because i could but where am i supposed to draw the line?#is this the right one to donate to?#i don't feel comfortable donating to multiple because I'm trying to cling desperately to my money and any little advantage or safety i have#but im not giving other people that same courtesy#because which one do i donate to?#the person who can't afford food?#the family getting out of a warzone?#the family trying to get their son or daughter or father or aunt or sibling out of a warzone#the person who needs their cancer stricken cat to get surgery#the homeless content creator#the homeless single parent trying to be a content creator to gain any money#the people trying to raise money for dying relatives they adore#its not even doomscrolling its because i watch one video of people suffering to hear them out#give them time to speak so their video gets views#read their post becuase there are capitals and red letters and begging and i don't want to reblog or repost something that spreads misinform#ion#nothjng is nice nothing is pleasant#everyone is mean
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the thing about tv shows is that i watch them for enjoyment and to feel GOOD bad emotions about them (stress over plot! sadness over character! distress over drama!) and if it verges into like legit sad feelings over stuff like an excellent adaptation of a truly beloved book series being canceled after one season it does make me want to throw my laptop in a lake and then follow it and never watch another tv show again for the rest of my life.
#i watch tv to feel emotions about the CHARACTERS not anger and sadness over capitalist hellscape hollywood strangling the life out of tv#yes this is about lockwood and co#but like. i'm allowed to be fucking mad about it! i'm allowed!#i watch the tv show the week it dropped! i got other people to watch it! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?????#people shouldn't have to make hashtags trend and beg studios for a second season#we're supposed to do this for FUN not for STRESS!!!#lockwood and co#pie says stuff#idk. been thinking this for awhile and now i'm properly annoyed about it#genuinely the number of times in the last year something i was interested in got canceled is UNHINGED and it's ALL on netflix#l&c first kill warrior nun 1899 bastard son…where does it enddddddddd
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as someone who IS an artist and is trying start an online store and following from scratch . . . you have no idea how much rage I am filled with right now. if I could light the AI servers on fire right now I would
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i swear it's a special kind of hell to be trying to help plan things with someone who is chronically indecisive AND a chronic people-pleaser
#i am trying to help my friend plan his proposal to his longterm gf and i'm going to lose my fucking mind#he has gone from wanting champagne to martinelli's to soju to yogurt soju to yuzu sake#and now back to 'something fruity maybe but not necessarily alcoholic bc we don't drink much' like OK ????????? JUST FUCKING DECIDE!!!!!!!!#ilu but i want 2 strangle u so bad rn#'ok but what does everyone else who will be there want to drink' IT'S LITERALLY NOT ABOUT US JUST PICK WHATEVER YOUR GF'S FAVORITE IS#IT'S LITERALLY HER MOMENT UGHHHHHHHHHHHH#about to try and get covid a 3rd time just so i can sit this out oml#this man CANNOT be allowed to plan any of the wedding#cool story charlotte
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outside once again for designated outside time
#just me hi#the sun. ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh#it's nice rn :3👍#//thinking of writing/drawing !! ?#i am PUMPED but it's the kind where it has no rhyme or reason so i just sit here vibrating hfbhs#i have GOT to finish a thang by today or i won't have it ready for tomorrow#so i SHOULD do that..#gotta redo the sketch tho. cuz the initial idea is Way too much for the time i've got fbhs#not something i usually say but i am Always getting blindsided by the complications that come with animation lolll#i think 'oh i like drawing characters over and over again! this should be fun' but it is NOT the same#//WHERE YA THINK YA GOIN BABY HEEEYY I JUST MET YOU-#//cough anyway yea lol :3#was also thinking i was gonna come out of my pi.e brain but i really heard One good song and oh there i go again hfbvshvf :D#it's just [strangling gesture (positive)] you know ?#Oh i made a thing for that too but i'll post it in a minute lol :)#//anyway speaking of designated outside time can SOMEBODY take me to a riverfront Please#i miss skating at the riverfront hbsh#cuz it was Always empty (except for the people fishing n they never moved from the railing) and i could go So Fast#i get kinda wobbly now though i gotta work on that lol :>#+ i wanna learn how to do jumps again. those were fun :D#my brother reed could JUMP though dude#the one time we went to open street they had ramps out and he was FLYING hfbsh#/though also speaking of that i think i'm getting better at turns again :D#it's taking a minute to remember how to use my feet but i'm getting there >:3#//okey i'm gonna go spin now though :>>>#ooo toodles ooooo [ghosts away] !
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some more outfit sketches, who'd have guessed lol
#//adding the addition to the winter post to here bc why not#//sorry not sorry i keep posting outfits he's like a little dress up doll to me#//also listen i'm giving lambda the urge to want to reach through the screen and strangle somebody when they say something dumb on a show#//you know what i mean? where you're staring at the screen and being like god shuuuut uuuup you're so stupid#//also idk if it the mall outfit will also be the summer outfit bc i have something else in mind with that as well#//so i think i might keep it as a mall based outfit and come up with a summer design with pink hibiscus print and light blues#//maybe. i have to figure out how i want the shirt i have in mind for that to look first#//anyways first art appearance by skip! woo! (ignore how she looks i can't draw cats lmao)#mocha's art
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scrolling through the tags was a mistake 🙃
seems like most people enjoyed the episode but good GRIEF do some people not know what fun is????
literally my only complaint was that the episode was TOO SHORT. I wanted it to be LONGER. give me a whole dadgum MOVIE about TBB going on treasure hunting adventures with Phee plz
I swear some of y’all are too accustomed to the super short 6-8 episode shows and have no idea what actual good storytelling is
guess what: YOU NEED FILLER IN TV SHOWS
THIS IS NOT A MOVIE
THIS IS A NOVEL BEING TOLD IN TELEVISION FORM
would you like it if all your books and fanfics were watered down to just the major plot points??
also, specifically in relation to SW... DID NONE OF Y’ALL WATCH TCW
TCW WAS MOSTLY FILLER TOO
for real, some of you need to learn that it’s ok to have some fun, even in serious settings. not everything has to be Game of Thrones 🙄
#I am SO tired y'all#this fandom is so dadgum picky and judgmental#TBoBF was torn apart for NO reason#just because it got a bit silly#which NEWS FLASH SW HAS ALWAYS BEEN SILLY#REWATCH THE OG TRILOGY AND TELL ME IT WASN'T SILLY I DARE YOU#I swear I'm gonna strangle something sldkfjguiodlskj#star warz#tbb spoilers
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Today I bought a new lamp at the thrift store and felt genuinely unhinged as I walked around in public just like carrying it ? I don't know why but I felt like. Evil
#It kind of looks like the Pixar lamp if you need something to picture#And I was holding it beneath its little head and it was like I was strangling it?#I was genuinely so worried that people were staring and judging me and I ???? Ajhdksjdksjd????#I love my new lamp though it's so silly#It's like a brand of creature to me I think#General barks#I'm sorry this must sound like. Bonkers to some of y'all I'm just relaying how I felt#I feel like Al Haitham is the kind of psycho to just carry shit around like that#Like he buys a carton of milk and goes about his other errands just carrying it under his arm#Or a book from the thrift store#Like um. Put it away dude
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Imma rant a bit about Warrior Nun in my personal blog after midnight... don’t take me too seriously
I come back to tumblr after weeks of being busy only to see Warrior Nun everywhere... So... Where were ya guys months ago when I started watching the first season making fun of the whole premise and thinking it was gonna suck??? ??
I kept watching the dumb (affectionate) protagonist thirst after a guy, thinking I was going to have to endure heterosexuality (the horror) just to see the tiny nuns kicking ass
I was completely unprepared in any way, shape or form to see one of the badass nuns come out as gay... and even more unprepared for everything that came after that!!!!
I did NOT sign up for some soft slowburn wlw romance... I was NOT mentally equipped to handle that like a normal person...
Also, even without the cherry on top that is the wlw romance, the series is actually very well written...like... the title and the netflix summary make it sound like it’s going to be a silly series about demons and secret agent nuns?... It does not make the series justice in ANY way... Yes, the summary is exactly what you get... but also not in the dumbass way I thought I would get it??
I should feel cheated but I don’t (the only thing I regret is that the summary didn’t make me want to stop everything and immediately watch the series the moment I found it and added it to my list a year or so ago)
Don’t let the name fool ya, heck, don’t even let the first episode lull ya to a false sense of security with its silly protagonist making fun of the whole situation in the cheesy voice overs. This series might feel like a joke for the first 2 or 3 eps... but it WILL hit you and hit you HARD when ya least expect it.
Believe me, this is very well written and it will use that power to rip your heart out in the best but most evil ways... Therefore I require a couple more seasons of this particular brand of pain, please and thank you
In conclusion... if ya like well thought out series with cool fight scenes (and don’t mind more than a bit of blood from time to time) you should check Warrior Nun!
It’s also multilingual and all the women are very cool. Also there’s some romance in there, but you’ll have to wait for that one...it’s worth it but you shouldn’t go into this just for that, enjoy the entire ride!
#Warrior Nun#warrior nun spoilers#but only tangentially#With that silly ass name I'll have a hard time recommending the series to people#but that won't stop me from trying#catch me recommending the series to my grandma when i meet her at the christmas dinner or something#i'm sure my super religious aunt will think i'm being blasphemous and try to strangle me#😂😂😂#this was originally a voice recording...but i decided to spare myself the embarrassment
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i had a brief night terror last night, which has never happened to me before
#was fucked up#i felt like i was being strangled or like something really hostile was in the room with me#i woke up and sort of saw/imagined this black shadowy body floating in front of my bed that had really mangled and deformed limbs#like bent in weird directions#i only really got a glimpse of it#but yeah#i sort of startled up and felt this sense of danger but i was also so sleepy and disoriented#fuckin crazy#hope it's not the lexapro???#but also i feel like last monday had something to do with it i'm still not over it#cuz it wasn't only getting in an accident but also the whole experience i had prior#which i still feel the residue of it's just hanging over me like a cloud#i'm sick from it .......#hopefully i don't develop fuckin acute stress disorder
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