Curse Shoulder Spirits: Has Alphys + Mettaton + Toriel ever killed any humans, even accidentally or indirectly?… If YES, then who their Shoulder Spirits?… Who is Asgore’s Shoulder Spirit?… What if Mettaton + Napstablook are the ONLY non-cursed people, who can see the Spirits, because they’re both ghost themselves? … Would Mettaton be super happy, that his Integrity BFF is getting sassy revenge on Undyne? 👻🤖💖

While Alphys in this situation wouldn't have actively killed any humans, she was the indirect cause of one's death, a.k.a. Kindness. So, she wouldn't initially see her until after she began to experiment on the humans' bodies & souls.

Toriel, I definitely don't see being able to do so intentionally, but again, she did allow their deaths by not protecting them, or escorting them herself, or telling them that in order to leave, they'd need a monster soul, or even just preparing them in-general.

As such, while she might not necessarily see them consistently, she might feel as though she were being haunted by the spirits of the children & she'd be right in a way. Like, legit haunting. Like, seeing the faces of one of the children out of the corner of her eye or in a mirror, then when she blinks, they're gone. Or it'll be dark & she'll see a shadowy figure out of the corner of her eye, but when she turns to look, there's nothing there. Things change places as if moved even though it's just her there. Maybe one of the toys each one used to play with will just suddenly show up beside her. Or she'll suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with one of the children at the foot of her bed, looking at her like some sort of sleep paralysis demon. She'll suddenly hear things that she tries to convince herself isn't there. Like children's laughter or crying echoing creepily down the halls from Asriel & Chara's room. Or whispered hisses close to her ear, "why didn't you go with us?" Or suddenly, there'd be a human child's handprint on a mirror. Or after a bath, she'll glance at the mirror & see words begin to be written by an invisible hand. Just outright hauntings. Though, at the same time, it wouldn't a constant thing. More so, it'll just happen randomly over time starting after Kindness' death (who came after Patience) & with each human child that she fails, there will be a new face or figure or toys. The reason why Patience isn't there is because she left suddenly without telling Toriel, whereas the others Toriel allowed to leave, knowing full well that they would die.

Mettaton, possibly not either. As he wouldn't have done anything, yet, to get a human tied to him.

I think that Asgore's would've been Patience which I'm having trouble remembering the name of beyond the family name Gawain (we can go with Eira for her first name for now). But I do know that she was the first to fall after Chara & in my mind, Chara was either an orphaned street urchin or had an abusive family & lived in a medieval town (I hc that Ebot is in England) that was sacked by raiders. I remember choosing an actual village near the border of England & Scotland that was actually raided at the time. I think it started with a "b." It was some time during the late 4th to early 5th century. Anyway, the raiders killed his family & he ran away, then fell into Ebot.

Anyway, Patience lived in the time of Arthurian legend, if not a bit after, & aspired to be the first lady knight. Her father was a knight & her mother was a gentlelady. She grew up being trained by her father, who was secretly routing for her to show the world she could do it, but as a result, he trained her harshly & taught her the ways of chivalry. Her mother, on the other hand, while loving her dearly herself, wished to instead raise her to be a proper lady of the court & discouraged her from training.

So, a bit like a healthier version of Brave. However, here Patience actually doesn't mind the etiquette classes or the dresses or the ribbons & quite enjoys being a lady. However, she also enjoys swordfighting & if she'd managed to grow up, I see her having taken up using a razorchain sword-whip. Basically, it's a sword that when you put magic into it, the blade will separate into pieces of the razor-sharp blade connected by a chain. Which she'd use as if it were a whip.

However, since she didn't, she had to stick with her training sword.

She was an immaculate battle strategist who had mastered the art of wait & strike. And knew well the way to disable a person without killing them. However, she also knew how to kill when necessary.

Anyway, she has a deep sense of chivalry & a desire to help others. As well as an abiding sense of honor. So, when she heard of the monsters' dilemma as well as the fact that she would be unable to leave without a monster soul (from Toriel, which could be why she elects to no longer inform the children), she left in the middle of the night without telling Toriel, made her way across the kingdom, battling monsters, but neither cowtowing to their inane, asinine demands, nor killing them unless there was no other choice left. All done with neither fuss nor fanfare.

Then, upon reaching Asgore, she challenged him to a duel. If she won, he'd train her as a guard & she would serve him as her new king. If she lost, then her soul was his to save his kingdom with. (In this way, she might have a tiny bit of an ego problem.)

In the end, she lost. So, she took her loss with grace & knelt before him with her head down as if swearing fealty to him, but with her neck extended as if in preparation for the headman's axe. It struck Asgore deeply & he was forced to make a decision then.

Keep in mind that back then, you were considered an adult much younger than you are today. I believe at around 13? And Patience was around 14.

I think that I decided that Asgore goes through with it himself, but does so with reverence & respect? Openly thanking her for her sacrifice.

The toy knife you find in the Ruins was made of wood & it was Patience's favorite toy as a child. She carried it around for good luck, but accidentally dropped it at the Ruins. The same with her mother's ribbon after falling in some leaves.

Anyway, in the end, I see Patience being the sort to understand Asgore's position. She wouldn't like it, especially when the Kindness child (who was 5-6) showed up & died. But she more than most of the other humans would understand solemn duties for the sake of others. As knights are the instruments of their king, whose responsibility it is to protect his people. As such, she'd at least have an idea of how heavy the head that wears the crown is.

In this way, she would have mixed feelings about the situation & since I don't think that Asgore would actually know exactly what the Royal Scientists would've been doing, then neither would Patience, which would make it even more startling when the pain of her DT being extracted rushed through her. She & the other human ghosts would also feel a twisting discomfort whenever their bodies were experimented on. Literally like someone was treading on their graves.

In a way, I think that Asgore would very quickly begin to see Patience as a daughter, even becoming protective of her, & would find her presence both comforting & distressing because he regrets his decision with every fiber of his being. She hadn't deserved to die like that. To die so young. Only having just become an adult. He should've just taken her up on her offer to make her a guard regardless of winning. He was sure that they could've hidden her identity somehow.

So, he'd be alarmed & distressed when she begins screaming & is clueless as to what is happening to her.

Anyway, I definitely think that the ghosts being able to see the spirits is a fun idea & Mettaton would absolutely revel in the thought that his Darling Clarice (his nickname for her) was sassing that awful fishbitch. Though, he'd also be somewhat jealous that she was bound to Undyne instead of him, which would just reinforce his hatred of the fish.

things haikyuu guys do after a date with you

(some ideas i had floating about in my head also tumblr deleted this out of nowhere when i was almost done so im typing this angrily now)

always says "text me when you get back!" and did it even before you started dating

sugawara!!! / yamaguchi / daichi / KITA SHINSUKE / aran / osamu / hirugami / yaku / kuroo / ushijima (he always offers to walk you back tho) / akaashi / iwaizumi / sakusa / shirabu

forgets to say the above but is somehow reminded at home and sends a panicked "HEY did you get home safely?"

goshiki / TANAKA / nishinoya / ASAHI (he is very panicked until you reply) / TENDOU / atsumu / lev / ginjima / komori / HINATA / kageyama (his sister scolded him for not saying it earlier)

calls you again because "we just met up but i can't get enough of you"

atsumu / Tanaka / semi (but he does it in a very hot way because hes semi eita and-) / kuroo (also kinda sexy) / OIKAWA / iwaizumi

calls you again but kinda unromantically like "wanna apex/valo?" (it's become like a second date now...)

suna / KOZUME KENMA / matsukawa / hanamaki / hoshiumi (dont question)

gushes about you to his friends/siblings like "and then!! oh my goshhh they were so so cute!" "yes this is the 8th time you said this"

komori! / BOKUTO!!!! / kuroo / OIKAWA TOORU / MIYA ATSUMU / hinata / asahi / Tanaka / lev

writes about the date in a journal or private social media lul

KAGEYAMA / AKAASHI / aone / shirabu / semi (song... about you...) / ushijima / hirugami / sakusa ??

waits eagerly for your "i really enjoyed tonight's date!" message so he can text you because hes either too scared or too prideful fsr to message first

TSUKISHIMA (prideful) / aone (scared) / futakuchi (pride)