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one thing about me is that i'll freeze to death when angry. like i'm shaking and not from anger, it's just that i get so cold
#johnny's silly rambles#surely this is normal right?#or is it the lonely having a grip on me and making this all dramatic like “there's not warmth in my life *faints dramatically*”#but i mean am i wrong???#lmao why use a tma ref but i've been thinking about this a lot recently but ANYWAYS#i hate being angry :(#i'm meant to be pet..#he's not answering now too. ofc. he probably doesn't even know what he did wrong...#fuck off dude. i was angry at him before for pressuring me to do things i don't want (like using tinder or sth which... wouldn't make-#-much sense to me... if you were listening to me??? maybe??????? but he never listens.) but now it's just- argh i want to punch him#yeah another#vent#sorryyyy but i can't let this out anywhere else#if you're reading all this ily <33#and dw i'm gonna be fine#just so frustrating to deal with all of them nowadays
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todays littlest pet shop of the day is ... german shephard #2137 !! for me ... because it is my birthday !!
#i'm 18 now#yaaaaay (he said about to cry /hj)#i hope this doesn't post a week before like it did last year#if it does. this was meant to be posted on the 28th!!!!! my birthday is february 28 !!!!!#german shepherds 🐕#lps#littlest pet shop#kidcore#toycore#y2k#2000s#toys#early 2000s#2000s toys
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don’t you hate it when your civilization flees deep underground to escape the wither only to find yourselves trapped down there with something even worse. anyway surprise! i can still draw
#my art#minecraft#minecraft fanart#minecraft ancient cities#they named it the warden because they were its prisoners i will die on this hill#see fellas when i said i was brainrotting about ancient cities i meant like advanced stages of decay#Bad Syndrome: instead of a brain there is sculk#i'm still pondering additional designs for like guards/soldiers and redstone specialists etc#also yeah i was like ok time to design generic ancient city residents for outfit concepts#and bc i'm me they immediately became Characters and now it's a whole thing#their names are echo and felix and they hate each other <3#echo was actually a temple kid like felix growing up but he fled to the outer city due to irreconcilable differences w the sculk worshippers#felix keeps trying to convince him to come back bc he was one of their most talented alchemists#they don't quite have echo's talent for magic but they make up for it in charisma and violent tendencies#neither of which have yet proved effective in convincing echo to come work for them#these days he mostly dedicates his potion skills to making life a bit more bearable for outer city residents#he got the nickname 'echo' due to his knack for inducing realistic auditory hallucinations of dead loved ones#...i TOLD you it turned into a whole thing#i also have a pet theory that ancient cities invented skeleton horses bc they needed horses but also leather and meat#but that's mostly bc i think the phrase 'have your horse and eat it too' is rly funny
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Getting More From Your Mysterious Vampire: the latest instalment in the redactedverse.
First of all: R.I.P. Porter "Moody" Solaire... he'll be missed.
Secondly: who had Sam calling up Porter of all people to inform him that the house are about to lose three members on their bingo card?
Thirdly! And most importantly:
Porter: Now you're just being obtuse
Sam: Would you prefer I was acute? 💅
#i meant to post this while it was still early access but that sure didn't happen#still reeling from how soft this man gets the second he looks at treasure#also all the other pet names as well? makes “treasure” feel like a treat#i'm down bad for this emotionally constipated man god dammit#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted porter
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How would Ren feel if they got the chance to see and even interact with a bitty version of each of the boys?
Well first, they'd struggle with the concept that there are smaller, cuter, less-capable-of-murder versions of them. They aren't quite sure how that's possible, but these guys all have roughly the same attitudes as their full-sized counterparts.
With Killer, you have to keep all sharp things out of his reach. Fortunately, he's as much of a ham in fun size as he is in full size. He shoulder-rides and sleeps in pockets. He also keeps getting hold of sewing needles and breaking them into small weapons for himself. He goes by Razor
Dust's spends a lot of time sleeping in pockets and lounging where he can. He's pretty chill, but bitey, so if anyone's hands come near him who... he doesn't want to touch you... get bit. He'll also hide under hair, if he can, and prefers not to be seen. He goes by Speck
Axe's bitty is a little bigger than the others, but not by a whole lot. He's got a bit of a problem with resource guarding, but it's sort of expected. Give him his own snack-sized bag of chisps and he's fine. He's otherwise pretty placid and tolerant. He goes by Scrap
Cross' likes head rides. It lets him see everything around him and keep constant vigilance. He takes keeping them safe very seriously, even if they're vastly more dangerous than he is. He likes to pretend he doesn't need as much affection as the others but... kind of melts if you get right under the back of his skull. He goes by Chi
Baggs' bitty is a hilariously uptight little tyrant, who tries to keep everyone else in line. He is also a little gremlin who can be bought with pizza rolls. While he still possesses hypnosis powers, they're really only strong enough to deal with other bitties. The worst he can do to someone full-sized is make them a little drowsy. He goes by Dryl.
Nightmare's is a little grouch who doesn't like anyone, really, but... he's a bitty, so he has to put up with others. He prefers his own company with a book, and will happily bask in front of a space heater like a cat. If you are patient and gentle, he will eventually spend more time in contact with you, and relaxes somewhat. He goes by Dread.
If they ever do come into contact with these guys, it's liable to be brief, since... they're kind of fragile and not great in a group (unlike their larger counterparts). The playing field is more even, so power struggles are frequent. They generally get recommended to homes where they're the only bitty, or one of two. None of them play very well with others unless they're clearly the dominant one.
#k answers#k headcanons#feat. r&r crew#and their bitties?#I don't know too much about bitties#but I'm gonna go ahead and say they're a little more animalistic than the big guys#they're meant to be pets so they behave like (mostly) domestic pets who are waayyyy smarter than animals and can talk#but... not quite capable of self-sufficiency on their own
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I feel too sick to sleep right now, everything's' too cold or too hot and I can't even breathe without thinking I'm gonna throw up
#it's because i've been drinking diluted juice#i swear the shit they put in that makes me delirious with fever#ughhhh so sick wish a nice big strong mechanoid could help me rn :( real shame#gonna drink water till the middle of the night. there goes my plans for a better nights' sleep :<#i do genuinely feel awful and i have been feeling so for a while and it's all my own doing. not eating healthy. stressing out and barely-#-sleeping. i have stretch marks from losing weight and circles under my eyes. everything's fuzzy. i keep forgetting basic things.#i'm worried about my future. i'm too disabled to function with a job but not disabled 'enough' just because i can speak 'clearly'#i've got no irl friends or family to fall back on. i can only travel so far and i get meltdowns far easier now#months ago i was treated like a pet. now i'm an adult before i ever got to be a child.#i want to be held. be loved without even having to say a word to each other. not even by an f//o but by someone who'll be willing to love m#but all i am now is sick and hungry and hot and cold and tired and awake.#i can't imagine how much worse it is for other people though. i've seen awful images and they're not even a taste of how terrible it is#i worry i won't be able to afford food in the future. or have a stable flat or apartment. that social services will let me down again#this year was meant to be a break but i'm constantly worrying about the time i become 18. my autism and lack of any social life-#will impact me and i'll be fucked over easier than ever. and that happens often#college brought me panic attacks where i'd physically harm myself till i got migraines in front of people and they didn't bat an eye#i could be kicking and screaming and begging for help but they'll just ignore me or infantilise me
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I've just discovered the pet zoo au and I.am.obsessed.
NO CUZ LIKE IMAGINE IK AND BELPHIE LISTENING TO "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY" AND BELPHIE JUST STARTES MAKING FOX NOISES ON THAT PART.
Also for some reason I think beels "woof" would be like that one meme with the husky where the humans are trying to sush it and he just lets out the most definde 'woof' ever.
Another thing,what if they tried to write out their names??? Like Satan steps in int and tries to make multuple paw prints on a paper to draw out his name in a way (he fails)
Also, it's said that crows can learn some words...what if crow Mammon (due to being magic as well) manages to start saying a few words and even starts making full on sentences. Can just imagine him flying through the window and landing in front of Ik and her dad like "feed me mortals or perish" as a joke to freak them out BC 'omg a talking crow' AND THEY INSTEAD START SCREAMING THWIR BUTTS OFF WHILE MAMMON IS TRYING TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT IT ONLY TURNS WORSE.
On the talking crow Mammon topic,what if he tells Ik what the others want to tell her?? Like "Yeah Lucifer wants you to put more Britney Spears" or "Levi wants to watch you play this game" or "Asmo says you gotta go pet him"
(wanna hear more from you tho BC I like your hcs, they're funny and silly)
orders given, orders received (/j i've been wanting to talk more about this au too!!)
i love the idea of the brothers attempting to communicate their names,, i feel like lucifer and/or satan would come up with some really smart method of going about it (like laying out books or ripping up a newspaper and using the letters), but ik and her dad are just like 'ah, what silly animal antics' and clean up the mess without even noticing what they're trying to spell out
so at first they just all have nicknames-
lucifer: peter (as in Peter the Peacock)
mammon: car (crow goes "caw!", caw sounds like 'car', ergo, car)
levi: socks (on the first morning after they took the animals in, ik found him trying to hide inside one. it's also funny because usually you get cats or dogs named this)
satan: paddy (aunt lisa picked this one - as in st paddy, for his green eyes)
asmo: duchess (ik had a feeling he'd like it)
beel: boof (it's the noise he makes)
belphie: hu (from the chinese word for fox (zhao picked this one). sometimes it's extended to hu-hu)
at first, satan and asmo are the only ones who like their new nicknames, while everyone else is mostly neutral on theirs, apart from lucifer, who HATES his
however, he still responds to it, so really it's his fault that it sticks
eventually everyone warms up to their new nicknames, but they'd still like their new family to know their actual ones
i like the idea of mammon learning speech, so yes he'd be the one to eventually relay the message!
he hops around on ik's shoulder going "lucifer! lucifer! lucifer!", and ik thinks her crow friend is conducting a ritual up until she realises he keeps pointing his beak at peter the peacock
she does switch to their actual names once she learns them, but in her head she still tends to refer to them by their nicknames, and they still respond when she uses them aloud
mammon's language would be more fluent than a regular crow's, but i don't think he'd generally be able to string together full sentences
so it's more like a "hey! food!" when he's hungry, "kid? okay?" when he's concerned, "levi. bowl. broke!" when he's snitching
he can manage full sentences if he tries really hard, but he usually can't be bothered, so he saves them for when he's serious
for example, if ik were getting bullied, he would go full fluency mode to say "i'm gonna kill them for you"
the other brothers are mostly happy to just chill (particularly levi and belphie), but lucifer gets so restless with no work to do that he starts assigning himself random chores to occupy himself
for example he's decided it's his job to open all the curtains in the morning and close them at night
ik starts bringing home random worksheets from school and lucifer will just sit there staring at them (he doesn't have hands to write with so he just has to answer mentally)
levi has a little box by the window from which he can see the tv and also sunbathe
ik brings home a sheet of stickers so that he can pick some to decorate with
beel is SUCH a big dog that he would take up the whooole sofa or bed if he sat there, so usually he very politely sticks to the floor
but then they buy him a big blanket and he starts carrying it with him from room to room to rest on (belphie also steals it a lot)
everyone has their own little spots around the house where they usually stay, apart from mammon, who is nearly always found on ik's shoulder
if ik isn't home he will stand on zhao's head instead
satan nearly always sleeps on either ik or zhao's bed and at some point his habit extends to the others, so they start taking it in turns being 'guards' for both humans at night
lucifer pretends to be above it as if he DOESN'T trot himself right to rooms and stay there the whole night as soon as it's his turn
whenever ik's stressed out from school she comes home and just plonks herself on beel
he's such a big dog that he barely even feels it so he's perfectly happy to be a big fluffy pillow
levi spends most of his time in his box but he'll also be quite happy to go around the house draped around ik's neck and listening to her narrate her whole day to him
sometimes ik brings asmo ribbons and such and he gets so excited that he does that jumpy twisty thing rabbits do (i think it's called binkying?)
asmo and satan both get the zoomies but satan's always so embarrassed about it afterwards, while asmo simply owns the energy and then flops over for pats afterwards
belphie's normally very quiet and docile but occasionally he'll just SCREAM and it scares everyone in the house
#answering asks#anon asks#pet zoo au#jtta aus#i'm thinking about how this was proposed as a post-fall sort of nightbringer au....#there's so much potential in translating the brothers' nightbringer development in this au#but aside from the drama i think getting to be animals just chilling with these two nice humans would be a form of therapy in and of itself#since satan's still newborn here maybe his love for cats in this au comes from having been one during this situation#that reminds me though... eventually they'll have to fix this#diavolo and barbatos figure out where the brothers have ended up and arrive to bring them to the devildom as they were meant to go#so they're trying to secretly sneak them out to turn them back to normal and stuff#but it turns into kid's movie slapstick as ik and her dad assume they're Nefarious Animal Control Guys attempting kidnap#and the brothers aren't really making it much easier because... they kinda want to stay here now#but eventually they will have to go and oh no now i've made myself sad thinking about it
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Sometimes i think about how much I miss being a child and watching go Diego go
That show was fucking great I miss learning about animals that way
#I just#Want to be a kid again :\#I'm feeling kind like shit#Maybe cause its almost midnight#I just miss being idk 7?#I dont remember when I watched it#Just that I was young#And it meant alot to me as a kid#Especially that small jaguar he had as a pet#Loved him :P#Hmmmm#I miss alot of cartoons#I could go on but whatever#Eh
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Just Desserts Pets by size (and owner)! (Patreon)
Bonus Joel and the new Bamboo cat-staring each other down:
#Doodles#Just Desserts#I would also say by name and sex but a lot of them are still undecided lol#I'm pretty sure these are all the at-least-somewhat canon pets - Just A Bee for example was omitted lol#Maybe there'll be someone who gets Just A Bee someday! But it's not gonna be Honey&Easter Nest I can tell you that much lol#I do not care how thematic it would be! She gets a bunny! It is the most correct!#Also somewhat ironic that she got a cherry-filled donut bunny and then Cherry Shortcake got the merengue dove...#Look they're not meant to Match they're meant to be What The Owner Wants!#Anyway this has all gotten off the rails lol - down the line!#Starting with the itty-bittiest of spiders! Spider Bites' spider bites ♥ I still love them - probably even more now lol#I never did decide how many she can summon at once since they're not like...properly physical in the same way Taffy is lol#You can touch them and hold them to be certain! But only when they exist (lol) Probably wouldn't be more than a baker's dozen hehehe#The birds ended up being the smallest after the spider(s) huh :0 I wasn't planning that but it seems fitting#I think Merengue (name not decided on but if Wafer is any indication lol) probably is a little smaller than Kiwi's flan chicken#Chicken is chicken-sized but Merengue isn't quite as small as a pigeon - somewhere in the middle#Sunflower is tiny by mammal standards tho! The smallest yet! Even smaller than cinnamouse!#Then again for a mouse cinnamouse is quite large lol - big plush teddy-bear sized! :D#I really do want to get better at drawing dogs... Do Sweet Pea justice one of these days she's such a sweet girl#I still love that she's made of almond BARK white chocolate - so she can lick her own paws hehehe#Konpeitoad is wider than they are tall really - still counts for medium sized just an outlier is all! Still cute tho#They're probably one of the ones I most want to draw digitally as well since I can imagine their colour palette easily haha#Cute purpley and cream toad skin with rainbow konpeito warts and clear bubble-cheeks hehe <3 They're very cute!#Barnaby too - he's got a strong mint colour palette! Lots of greens and whites! Still such a fun and cute lad with all his segmentation#Also finally cleaned up the Mercandy's amezaiku catfish design a bit - better fins!#It's a bit funny as well since Marshmallow Fluff originally had a mint colour palette as well until I simplified her design :P Things!#Wafer's largely unchanged tho ♪ Seeing them near each other I kinda wanna draw him and Sweet Pea playing now hehe ♥#Finally Taffy! The smallest of the large pets! About what you'd expect for a mammalian farm animal tho I suppose haha#Butterscotch is still so cuuute ahh ;; I can't believe I haven't drawn her more - she has so much room for scalloping! Her earsss#And finally the Queens' pets! They get to be the biggest because they're royalty lol - they already make the biggest creatures!#Oh and I suppose double-finally the Vargases' licorice cat and the new cat! I still hadn't decided on Bamboo's coat pattern...
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trick or treaaatt<3
You get this mysterious and slightly unsettling Facebook marketplace listing I screenshotted the other day labeled cryptically as "pets", which shows only a variety of seemingly empty boxes!
Are they invisible pets? Are they small insects? Did the pets they intended to sell in them escape, leaving them to sell only empty boxes? Are they boxes that one leaves out to attract a pet? Are they portals to a secret realm of pets? The world may never know because I am not spending $5 on that! But I guess metaphorically I am stealing one and handing it to you, so you get to find out!
#realistically I think they probably meant to put it in the “pets” category and it's like boxes for pets to live in#which do not come with pets included#but my immediate question was “what kind of pets and where are they?”#and it's much funnier to speculate on it that way#I mean it's the least clear title possible and there's no description#I'm just picturing the seller setting up a pile of tarantulas and ladybugs and all manner of creepy crawlies for a picture#but by the time they get their camera all the boxes are empty#and they're just like. well crap. guess I'll roll with it#idk why this is so amusing to me#I hope it amuses you also#happy Halloween!#inbox trick-or-treating 2023
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my toxic trait is wanting to domesticate a raccoon
#i'm pretty sure they were meant to be household pets#look at their hands! you can hold them!!#raccoons#animals
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I euthanized Pestilence this evening. I found them barely breathing and felt it was my responsibility to make sure they didn't have to linger. Just fucking sucks.
#fishies#pet death#pestilence the goldfish#maybe I'm just not meant to have a sweet little yellow watonai
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Kinda re: my last post... *sheepish grin* SO UHH. I like lots of different ships, for various characters.
Twst does such a good job of worldbuilding, and making every character so well developed, any and all character interactions end up interesting!
*sheepish grin intensifies*
Re: my last post, though... imagine Azul using all 10 of his arms to force a sick, grumpy Jamil into bed.
Simultaneously holding him down, feeding him soup, and reading him a bedtime story. While Jamil flails uselessly and tries to scream invective... but there's an octopus arm covering his mouth.
🐙❤🐍
#twisted wonderland#twisted shitposting#azul/jamil#azul's canonically really strong in his mer form#which i think is funny because he hates his mer form so much and can only see its flaws#did i say funny i meant tragic#i do like to think he'd bust out the octo arms in emergencies though#like jamil having a tummyache and not taking care of himself properly#oh yeah my pet peeve is calling them tentacles#SQUID HAVE TENTACLES OCTOPODES HAVE ARMS#this is definitely not how tags are supposed to be used but I think it's funny so I'm going to keep doing it until the cops bust me
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Don't feel bad for being a fanfic elitist, trying to read something that has your writing icks, it just isn't worth it. I read long fics and smaus, and nothing gets me to stop reading quicker than text talk in an actual fic, putting u instead of you and r instead of are, unless it's an smau just no. It also gets me when they have to specify everything about the main character instead of just leaving it ambiguous, not everyone is a petite small 5'1 pale skinned girl with long blonde hair and dazzling green eyes; as a writer myself, I never specify the main character, and if I do it's usually the gender and that's only it's a crucial part of the plot, since that is one of quickest ways most people will drop a story. I sometimes just find the lack inclusivity just ridiculous, like it's not that hard to write a gender neutral and/or race neutral character. What gets me even worst than a lack of inclusivity, if a false sense of a inclusivity. I have seen fics where they tried to write the main character as a person of color, and even I a white person can tell they did no research. Like no you can't run your hand through 4c hair, don't use food to refer to their skintones, like you wouldn't call a white person milk so why are we saying their skin was the shade of caramel and as dark as dark chocolate, adding common cultural stereotypes isn't being divsere and inclusive, and so many others.
so well said, anon!!! i try to be understanding really when using ulzzang pics/kpop face claims as the reader when they're supposed to be reader inserts bcs when i returned to tumblr earlier this year, i noticed that a lot of the writer population has become relatively young compared to like a year or two ago. so i'm hoping they'd learn and do better.
i myself mostly write gendered fics esp when theyr're longer, and most of the time i indicate the reader's age as well, but so long as you indicate these exclusivities in the tags of ur fic, i think that's completely fine!!! just don't mislead people and say "x reader" generally but.....the pfp is a korean girl from pinterest and the you read to find that the reader is drowning in insert kpop idol's clothes.
i have these same issues in my older fics, and sometimes i may slip up here and there (and wehn i do pls don't hesitate to point it out) but again echoing what anon said that it's not that hard to write inclusive fics, so let me link @thepixelelf's guides and discussions on inclusivity bcs she talks about it better than me.
inclusivity in fanfiction.
how to make smaus more inclusive.
#adding this in the tags bcs it's not as important of a discussion......but when i said i'm a fanfic elitist i meant it!!!!#there's so much on my fanfic pet peeves that it's near impossible for me to find things that i actually enjoy on here 😭😭😭😭#e.g. i can't take smut seriously. monotonous paragraph breaks make me switch tabs immediately. pet names executed badly. high school aus et#im a picky reader just as much as i am a picky eater#not to mention when the kpop boys r written like wattpad male leads with no personalities!!!!!!! good riddance
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Rin I love love you and I wonder what selfship thoughts ya have today <33
i love you too <3 and hmmmm let's see...
oh! have i ever told you guys about rinsley? he's a modified gardemek doggo i gifted wriothesley. i had to bribe beg and promise neuvillette that i wouldn't let it harm anyone before i can yoink one from the scraps of decommissioned mekas of marechaussee phantom, but i got him in the end!!! legally!! after that, i just had to commission ms. estelle and mr. livre to fix him up, and pull in ms. lourvine to help me with tweaking the coding to add in the behavioral patterns of an affectionate doggo 🐕
so yeah, if you see a gardemek around the fortress of meropide with a collar that says 'rinsley', give him a pat or a belly rub! i promise he doesn't bite! ..... unless you're showing hostile behavior, in which case wriothesley will be alerted and his self defense mechanism will- uh- pretend i didn't say anything haha he's harmless! totally! :D
#rin answers#rin is having tea with: dresvi 💚#rin selfships#wrin#hubby said he wanted a pet so i made him a pet <3#.......... i realized that can be read in two ways and now i'm worried BAHAHAHAH I MEANT. I MADE A DOG FOR HIM#NOT OUT OF HIM#HDKWOCBAKFJSKHDLSJD#also 'why rinsley' well uh uhm bc meiRIN + wriotheSLEY ueueueueue /silly
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remember a couple months ago when they were promoting sonic frontiers and they released that absolute banger vandalize and the web went nuts because it objectively ruled
and then the game came out and it had absolutely fucking Nothing to do with actual story of the game ??
#deerchatter#sonic frontiers#sonic frontiers is a haunted-ass game. haunted by previous iterations of the story#literally wherever you look you can see leftover ideas of other versions of the plot#my pet conspiracy theory is that the final version of the story was finished way too late into development and the developers had to#scramble to make it all into a semi-coherent whole. and that's why the last two levels are clearly 90% repurposed from unused material#it's a really fun game but i'm dying to see what was initially planned#no way in hell sage was meant to be eggman tech from the beginning for one#as always feel free to ask me questions about my insane rambling about sonic the hedgehog i love talking too much about him <3#peace and love on planet eart uwu
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