#i wish i had straight hair
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Who else feels 10x prettier whenever they get their curly hair straightened
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#i feel like i mourn not having straight hair#i look at all the hair styles and cuts i want#but cant achieve bc my hair is too curly for it#and also the fact my hair is on the thin side#i really try#i really really try#to love my curly hair#but i hate it so much#i dont feel handsome or beautiful#i wish i had straight hair#or at least wavy hair#but i have to learn to live with it#i know this is a ridiculous thing to be sad about but#my hair means so much to me#it's part of how i express my gender#so to me it's hard to love it when i cant feel good about having curly hair
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More matador!Fernando! Ferrari this time :D (I can't help myself.....)
- facial hair
+ closeups
I really wanted the vibe of this Nando pic, I think I did pretty well??
#GUYS THE BULL DO YOU NOTICE WHAT BULL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SUBTEXT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMPLICATION#lmao tho i mostly put it there cause i saw this rly cool pic w the shadow of a bull on a matador's cape#i dont understand how i ended up making this one more intensive and detailed than the other#but im not mad cause i really like it aaahhhhhh#but i think this one took more than 6 hours and the other one was 5½?#and both i ended up working until an absolutely horrible time. dont ask me what time i wrote this post#okay btw i didnt draw that embroidery. thank you medibang pattern brush now beloved 🙏#i think it suits him!!!! i was thinking of doing stars anyways so I'm glad it worked out#two people id like to blame:#thank you 005 for accidentally reminding me of the sword!! im glad his other hand is not just idle :)#and thank you suzuki-ecstar for asking me at some point if id ever draw facial hair on nando#^ particularly the 3 Musketeers look. so thanks. i suddenly remembered and i had to draw it 😭#it kept shocking me how baby faced i drew him every time i took that layer off#also every time i worked on the suit red genuinely ceased being an actual color to me#its bright red right?? like very fluorescent?? but my brain kept going: is this too orange?? this isnt red right????#anyways happy with this!!!!! there were a lot more roadblocks than the other but it all worked out#but wow wish i had this level of diligence for yknow. schoolwork.#i can spend 6+ hours on a drawing straight but school? nah i give up every 20 mins or less fjfkkfl#also not abandoning my other aus or anything but i have a lot more ideas for this honestly#i think the ref pics are a lot easier and more interesting to find than for my other AUs#<- cause its so much more modern lmao. so i have a lot more inspo than trying to find ultra specific 18th century paintings#i wanna draw 3 things rn:#nando w the ceremonial cape. seb in a matador suit. and of course some silly vett//onso in this AU#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#catie.art.#fa14#matador au
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whenever i see people with straight hair like “omg my hair is such a mess let’s not talk about it”, almost every single time im like girl… what psychic damage did you take and who dealt it to you…
#like I just don’t understand the standards placed on ppl w straight hair I think??#a mess to these ppl is a good day for me like at most they are MILDLy frizzy and that’s wild to me#meanwhile they’re like ohhh I wish I had curls and I have to grab them by the shoulders and look them in the eye like#will you accept the curse?? will you take it from me????#but the more I think about it maybe they DO have it harder#I’ve never seen anyone style their hair so religiously as my boyfriends sister#but also the maintenance of my dads dreads so I’m questioning that I don’t KNOW hair is WEIRD I don’t KNOW!!
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"cutest hairstyles for this season! 🥰🥰" and it's all straight hair
#tired of this shit i wish i had straight hair#got no money for that tho#my hair looks like a tree#fyp#fypツ#memes#explorepage#explore#tumblr fyp#funny#hilarious#fypage#foryou#meme#dumb shit#shitpost#shitposting
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#ask me#anon#please excuse my face#girls#nerdy girls#bambi eyes#hazel eyes#big eyes#i am an anime character#so kissable#kisses#kissable lips#💋#red panda fan club#i want a red panda to shower in love and kisses#straight hair dont care#fresh cut#feeling cute#cutie#girls who smoke weed#im a lil high#but we vibing#wish i had someone to snuggle with and give me kisses and tell me im pretty all at the same time#why you so farr
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after a long hiatus i have returned with the imperishable night girlies...
individuals under cut
#touhou#i wish i gave wriggle a shiny butt#the main thought i had going into this is i think lunarians would be much taller than earthlings#because of the lower gravity on the moon would result in them growing taller and having bigger bodies overall#i was also thinking it would be funny if kaguya was like abnormally short for a lunarian but pretty normal for an earthling#(because kams tiny kaguya in some of their animations has brainwashed me to think about tiny kaguya)#i also wanted to contrast kaguya's and mokou's designs as much as i could#kaguya is very classically beautiful with lovely straight black hair and a round and delicate face and body#meanwhile mokou has frizzy tangled hair and a narrow thin face as well as being very thin and frail looking#mokou isnt very good at taking care of herself so she looks a bit messy#gilf eirin. need i say more#buny real and true#my drawing
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i love naomi so ao much they're the best ever i feel more confident in my big curly hair because of them and thats always been a huge insecurity for me but they are spoooo fucking bsbdshdbs oh my .. it's so attractive
#naomi mcpherson#mwahhhhh#muna#also .. miss taylor swift bring the curls back please#im hoping to get my hair back to normal next week since it's soooo very shitty from excessive ironing#i still wish i had straight hair though#its so much easier#but anyways
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too many males getting veneers when really they should be investing in hair transplants if anything
#you can clearly afford it & you are going to turkey for it anyway#& do NOT cheap out replace that whole scalp you never know how ruthless norwood is going to be on you else you get The Hair Band#just do it in one surgery#i advocate for teeth crookedness anyway i wish i could just yank out my braces to push my canines into yaeba i especially like#that thing people have where they teeth grow atop of others my cousin had that but the dentist just REMOVED them instead of realigning...#really makes me wish death on aesthetic dentistry STOP that madness.#i sincerely believe that teeth hold so much character & it genuinely pains me to see people get them replaced with chiclet piano keys#all straight & uniform uber white colored YUCK#honestly having thin hair as a male is a sign of genetic failure whereas misaligned teeth is not#at least you can fix that with braces that you will later take off ( when will it be my turn to... ) nothing added All You#it really sickens me to see just goes to show poor decision making skills. thin hair is infinitely more humiliating than “ugly” teeth#but there are situations where better teeth aremore of an improvement TBH if a man wants to self harm for looks go ahead IDC but ♯JustSayin#i wish you could have seen it but one time a classmate came to class to let our teacher know that he was leaving in the seventh grade#& she was like Erm why what excuse could you possibly have & he uncovered his mouth to reveal several of his teeth broken & missing#turns out he had them knocked out by an upperclassman who pushed him onto a pole while playing a game#i still laugh out loud whenever i remember it was so absurd literally the last thing i expected it was like a tom & jerry gag IRL#he was crazy rich so thankfully he got them all replaced like immediately but imagine being anyone in that situation. even the mom#i mean i felt bad for him that must have been so painful but i cannot help but burst into laughter whenever i remember
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The never-ending wish of wishing my genes were edited so I didn’t have curly hair LMAO
the guy my dad used to teach who called my natural hair ugly was unironically my wake-up call and I’ve genuinely looked so much better since.
#framing my hair with straightened pieces genuinely looks so much better and I’m okay with my face now#it’s so dumb I hate my hair#I have 3c for reference and the ringlets are just so bad and gross-looking on me.#I love other people’s curls so much but mine are literally irredeemable#I figured out a few hairstyles that take about 20-30 mins though that are neat and nerbale to frizz#all braids and buns ofc#I wish I just had straight hair so I can walk out of the house in 5 mins and feel pretty#but noooo.
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character development: I immediately miss my curls after I straighten my hair for the day
#lol I used to always wish I had straight hair and now we love ourselves folks hell yeah#actually straightening it is a treat#but like I no longer wish I HAD straight hair#it's just a fun little change every once in a while!#kasey ramblings
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Some of you guys get way way too excited when idols have blonde hair and blue eyes without one scrap of self awareness 🙏
#i am talking about txt today even though i have seen people acting weird about other idols before#obviously this goes with their little prince concept and it's not wrong obviously for any idol to do blonde hair and blue eyes#but the way people on twitter are screaming crying throwing up over it isn't even run of the mill aww they look pretty#it's like FINALLY they have blonde hair thank god they're blonde yay their eyes are blue#i saw someone so so happy that they 'look like barbie' and it's like i wish some of you had never remembered barbie actually#i saw the blurred versions of the concept photos the other day and knew people would be freaks about them and they are#it's not even fun like yay blue hair you guys are literally making tweets like thank god finally blonde hair and blue eyes#finally THE standard of beauty!! no self awareness about this whatsoever#and what is it about that fucking movie that made everyone so excited about being like. straight and white and blonde. there are other...#...women in the movie besides margot robbie right 😭 if you guys care about women 😭#different rant. anyway.#just say they look pretty or something shdjd. they always look pretty they're idols#it's a pretty concept people are just being freaks about it sjdjd
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watched how to lose a guy in ten days tonight for the first time and while i think the two ladies should've gotten to keep their diamond campaign it was very good and cute
#matthew mcconaughey looks great in this movie#i wish her hair had been curly the whole time when it's straight it looks so bad and frizzy#stop straightening your hair girl. let it free#chatpost#when they went to go hang out with his family.... that got me. rip
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thinking again
#feel like i have become too complacent with watering myself down into an easily digestible identify for society#partially bc of my career is very conservative.. so#no piercings or tattoos. cut my long hair off to a mens hairstyle. i pass exclusively as a cis straight man as much as i can#especially around the old head bosses i meat#stopped learning japanese even though im mixed so i could learn French because its more useful where i live#i dont want to be useful and i dont want to be seen as some creature mimicking human anatomy like a robot i just want 2 be myself#but ive been doing this so long idk who myself would even be anymore#sometimes i get into old interests i had as a kid and i feel that spark like that 12 yr old didnt die on the inside but then its gone again#i wish a version of myself thats not palatable to my peers could exist#i want to relearn japanese and i want to ride motorcycles and i want to get into certain types of music or clothes#but it also feels like none of it really matters anymore at the same time#if i could be anything i would be a funeral director in nagoya but thats something that can never happen#i shove everything i like down so deep you have to reach to find it#this whole blog is an amalgamation of who i was and who i wished i could be#but being human we r just cursed with bodies that dont feel like our own and having to cut and shape them in a way#that u feel better but not enough so that the people around you are frightened#this is mostly the fact i have avoidant personality disorder and i know i can never be what normal is for most people#i want 2 be myself but myself died somewhere in a past life i think#i am not even human on the inside. half the time i joke w people that im an rpg slime or the human version of those sponge slimes#hence my nickname irl literally being gelo / jello / jelly#and if not that then black German shepherd dogs r also literally just me#but alas i am stuck in a human body#one thats too fat too hairy too sick too broken and i have to deal with it and rebuild myself everyday so people aren't uncomfortable#ANYWAY!!! maybe ill add onto this later ...idk.#to be born again.. sighs.
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going insane fantasizing about chopping all my hair off alone in my bathroom
#I would just straight up do it. but unfortunately I have a very boring customer service job with appearance standards#and if I fuck up my hair I *know* I will get looks for it#I wanna go short but I'm struggling to find reference for or articulate what I want#I just wanna hack at it 'til it looks right :(#lmao maybe I'll just hack at it 'til it looks about right and then go to a pro place after to have them make it even#for the first time since graduation I kinda wish I was back in college again#just bc if I were still a student I could go crazy go stupid with my hair and nobody would care.#anyway in truth I'm only like 70 vs 30 on cutting it#I've had long hair for a long time and I like it in some ways#but lately I've just had this deep 'I gotta get butcher' feeling deep in my gut#we're gonna pretend that my gender feelings have nothing to do with what I've been reading lately#invasion of the frogs
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Any opinions on a transmasc or NB Yinu?
Transmasc and Nonbinary Yinu! Both kid and teen!
I actually really like that! I prefer GNC and/or NB Yinu a bit more than transmasc Yinu, but both are really good!
I actually originally had the idea that Yinu would have more of a masc or butch clothing as she grew up anyway. So having a version of Yinu where he is transmasc or they are nonbinary is definitely something I can see.
Hmmmm. I'm really liking this design though. Maybe I might draw more masc Yinu at times. Transmasc he/she Yinu perhaps.
#nsr#no straight roads#nsr yinu#nsr mama#eriarts#eritalks#asks#love the doodle of yinu cutting his hair#it makes me smile#and i wish i could have done that#when i had long hair#but now i shave my head and can't stand to let it grow#so i'll never have a full catharsis of cutting a huge chunk of hair#lol
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